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Date Signed Up:5/03/2013
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#478 - There is no way there would be anything more awesome than Nido… 05/21/2013 on Bandwagon +1
#396 - I never did like tit. Who doesn't like tits?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2013 on WE DON'T HAVE BATTLETOADS!!! +19
User avatar #397 - neokun (05/19/2013) [-]
Singular tits. I don't enjoy them that much often either. Though paired tits are ideal.
#29 - beautiful face? I guess in N Korea people have other standards 05/18/2013 on Meet Batshit Amy +1
#150 - Damn it ! That girl is Belgian. If we aren't good in tennis an… 05/18/2013 on are you f**kin' serious... 0
#519 - Do you know her age? 05/18/2013 on Kitchen nightmares (Read... -1
#376 - She is kind of cute !  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Kitchen nightmares (Read... +12
User avatar #439 - itsjustchad (05/17/2013) [-]
Very cute.
User avatar #519 - patronanvers (05/18/2013) [-]
Do you know her age?
#97 - Hoe weet jij dat ik buitenlands ben? fml  [+] (1 new reply) 05/16/2013 on lul 0
#98 - suiker (05/16/2013) [-]
#83 - Hell yeah Dutch speaking people !  [+] (13 new replies) 05/16/2013 on lul +2
User avatar #94 - mikaelkid (05/16/2013) [-]
Joining the family!
#84 - suiker (05/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #97 - patronanvers (05/16/2013) [-]
Hoe weet jij dat ik buitenlands ben?



fml
#98 - suiker (05/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #85 - spasticpuppet (05/16/2013) [-]
Excuse me, but "Mother nuker"?
User avatar #86 - suiker (05/16/2013) [-]
common mistake. 'neuken' = to fuck
the '-er' suffix indicates an executer of the action, so it basically means 'person who x'
In this case, the verb 'neuken' is used, so the meaning of 'neuker' is logically: 'person who 'neuk's ('neuk' is 1st person singular, 'neukt' is 2nd and 3rd person singular') or, simplified: 'fucker' (just like in English you see?). So 'moederneuker' is the literal translation of 'motherfucker'

The entire text is a literal translation of 'Dutch motherfucker, do you speak it?' Which is of course a parody on the famous quote from 'Pulp Fiction' by Quentin Tarantino
User avatar #87 - spasticpuppet (05/16/2013) [-]
No, that can't possibly be from Pulp Fiction.

Yeah, I know what it means, but MotherNuker is still hilarous... har har
User avatar #88 - suiker (05/16/2013) [-]
That's what I call DJ 4DM1N
#90 - spasticpuppet (05/16/2013) [-]
Let's summon him!
#91 - suiker (05/16/2013) [-]
you have to perform the summoning dance
User avatar #92 - spasticpuppet (05/16/2013) [-]
But what about the sacrifice?
#95 - suiker (05/16/2013) [-]
I say we sacrifice RB
#96 - spasticpuppet (05/16/2013) [-]
Seems like a good plan.
#9 - Why comment yourself? 05/14/2013 on GODDAMNIT NAPPA -7
#172 - 'What you looking at smoothskin? ' 05/09/2013 on Shelter from the cold war +1
#90 - Yeah but i just let fawkes go get it ! He is Rad resistant 05/08/2013 on Thatfeel.png 0
#28 - That face freaks me out  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Tribute to my childhood +1
#29 - stevolo (05/07/2013) [-]
Their screams only fueled my erection
#31 - jojord (05/07/2013) [-]
#8 - Who the hell is that guy holding the GECK? Just hand it over t…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Thatfeel.png +5
User avatar #56 - ghouleyed (05/07/2013) [-]
But wasn't the Geck in a heavily radioactive room which is why the supermutant which you save from locked room have to go grab it for you cause you could not survive in the radiation?
User avatar #77 - ilovehitler (05/07/2013) [-]
Actually, you could get the geck, if memory servers correct. You just had to be loaded up on radaway, rad x, and a hazmat suit thingy.
User avatar #90 - patronanvers (05/08/2013) [-]
Yeah but i just let fawkes go get it ! He is Rad resistant
User avatar #84 - ghouleyed (05/07/2013) [-]
Okay didn't know that thx for info.
User avatar #58 - ghouleyed (05/07/2013) [-]
sry about my bad english.
User avatar #37 - madzombiie (05/07/2013) [-]
Youll have to do quests for him first.
User avatar #29 - IAmManbearpig (05/07/2013) [-]
well he can't, the door's locked.
User avatar #25 - TheLoneWanderer (05/07/2013) [-]
That is very fabricated
#18 - Asshat...Is that a hat to put on your ass? I'm new here 05/06/2013 on Left 4 Dead vs Dead Island -1
#14 - God I love Jeroom :D 05/06/2013 on Sprechen Sie Street 0
#81 - That's from AoE 1. Still I loved making a platoon of photon me… 05/06/2013 on AoE. 0
#15 - Doesn't last long? Your sword is on fire the whole time untill… 05/06/2013 on Left 4 Dead vs Dead Island -3
#6 - Yeah espacially when you make a flaming sword....  [+] (8 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Left 4 Dead vs Dead Island +56
#16 - SimianLich (05/06/2013) [-]
I'm talking about the Zombie/Human Ratio you asshat. Realisticly a Single survivor would be lucky to take out one zombie.
User avatar #33 - rainbowrush (05/06/2013) [-]
If it was even the slightest realistic, the zombies wouldn't be a problem at all.
#29 - rakoom (05/06/2013) [-]
When the zombies are that slow, and its broad daylight, and people have kitchen-tools at their disposal, and when people can give EVERYONE the message without any problem and sound the alarm, the zombies are lucky if they manage to kill a couple of hundred people before they're extinct.
#42 - stijnverheye (05/06/2013) [-]
implying anyone would dare to fight this guy
User avatar #89 - yunablade (05/06/2013) [-]
Gimme a roof with no stair access and a spear, I will just tenderize the fucker.
User avatar #18 - patronanvers (05/06/2013) [-]
Asshat...Is that a hat to put on your ass?


I'm new here
#13 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
but flambale subtaince on sward light hey presto you have flaming sword but it doesn't last long but don't be jackass about this shit mate
User avatar #15 - patronanvers (05/06/2013) [-]
Doesn't last long? Your sword is on fire the whole time untill it breaks...

I mean this post is bitching about how unreal left for dead is because 1 person can take on hordes of zombies but aren't the weapons you can create a bit unreal in Dead Island? (I play both btw )
#5 - Did you live in the middle of nowhere?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2013 on Remember those days 0
User avatar #20 - lukewarmpigeon (05/06/2013) [-]
kinda, none of my friends had game-boys until the advance came out, then ours weren't compatible, i don't think
#8 - The original one is far better :) But it is in dutch…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Sprechen Sie Street 0
#10 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
kun je hem eens posten?
#11 - willyrapistwonka (05/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #14 - patronanvers (05/06/2013) [-]
God I love Jeroom :D
User avatar #13 - wiredguy (05/06/2013) [-]
"It's such a beautiful day, we row to the sea!
There is room enough, everyone is invited!"
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