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You gotta risk it to get the biscuit! Just be yourself. And don't let anyone tell you what to do. If they try, show them how handy you are with a chainsaw! Gamertag: a7xMEGATRON

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#309 - I usually have a pillow in between my legs, for comfort. As… 08/10/2011 on Am i right? -1
#38 - I just look. I don't care if they know. 08/10/2011 on Dat Ass +1
#23 - I remember my girlfriend did this to me once. Except I stil…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/10/2011 on Dude Got Trolled By His... +42
User avatar #40 - DoggyBouncer (08/10/2011) [-]
I lol'd at the end of your comment, thumb for you...
User avatar #148 - patriotpride (08/10/2011) [-]
And one to return the favor, my good man.
#881 - Well, at my age, nobody has sex in a relationship yet. Too you…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/10/2011 on Guy Advice +2
#892 - ifionlyhadabrain (08/10/2011) [-]
Fair enough.
#848 - 1. True, SOMETIMES. 2. Agreed, that makes us think you're n…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/10/2011 on Guy Advice +3
#876 - ifionlyhadabrain (08/10/2011) [-]
whoa whoa whoa, you don't care about sex too much? Ok, I'm in a six year, very committed, very strong relationship, and in my opinion SEX IS VERY IMPORTAINT! Not just for me, but for her as well. There is physical contact and intimacy that you don't get in any other form. I'm not saying that sex solves all problems or that you need to focus everything on sex, but yeah being sexual with each other regularly is very very necessary.
User avatar #881 - patriotpride (08/10/2011) [-]
Well, at my age, nobody has sex in a relationship yet. Too young. Yes, I wish my ex did do at least SOMETHING with me, while we went out, but she thought we were too young, so I never got anything before we broke up.
But when you're older, yes, sex is important in a relationship.

I was speaking on behalf of the teenagers on this site.
#892 - ifionlyhadabrain (08/10/2011) [-]
Fair enough.
#867 - anonymous (08/10/2011) [-]
too lazy to look up the comp again.
#296 - You deserve her. I wish I had the balls to do this. … 08/10/2011 on Love Tale +4
#26 - Spread the love.  [+] (9 new replies) 08/09/2011 on Troll Teacher +21
User avatar #32 - iliketrainsalot (08/09/2011) [-]
WHAT IS LOVE?!
User avatar #34 - DaCrazyOne (08/09/2011) [-]
BABY DON'T HURT ME!
User avatar #35 - iliketrainsalot (08/09/2011) [-]
DON'T HURT ME!
User avatar #36 - DaCrazyOne (08/09/2011) [-]
NO MORE!
User avatar #37 - iliketrainsalot (08/09/2011) [-]
WOWOWOWWOAAHAHEOO
User avatar #38 - DaCrazyOne (08/09/2011) [-]
WHAT IS LOVE?!
User avatar #39 - iliketrainsalot (08/09/2011) [-]
*repeat what we said for the rest of the song*
User avatar #41 - DaCrazyOne (08/09/2011) [-]
*AD INFINITUM*
#42 - mrtrollslayer (08/09/2011) [-]
#18 - Is it bad that I find Misty very attractive in this picture..?  [+] (13 new replies) 08/09/2011 on Troll Teacher +44
#20 - vaginalcarnage (08/09/2011) [-]
It isn't bad to find anything attractive, ever.
#24 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [-]
I find you attractive.
User avatar #26 - patriotpride (08/09/2011) [-]
Spread the love.
User avatar #32 - iliketrainsalot (08/09/2011) [-]
WHAT IS LOVE?!
User avatar #34 - DaCrazyOne (08/09/2011) [-]
BABY DON'T HURT ME!
User avatar #35 - iliketrainsalot (08/09/2011) [-]
DON'T HURT ME!
User avatar #36 - DaCrazyOne (08/09/2011) [-]
NO MORE!
User avatar #37 - iliketrainsalot (08/09/2011) [-]
WOWOWOWWOAAHAHEOO
User avatar #38 - DaCrazyOne (08/09/2011) [-]
WHAT IS LOVE?!
User avatar #39 - iliketrainsalot (08/09/2011) [-]
*repeat what we said for the rest of the song*
User avatar #41 - DaCrazyOne (08/09/2011) [-]
*AD INFINITUM*
#42 - mrtrollslayer (08/09/2011) [-]
User avatar #19 - buff (08/09/2011) [-]
same bro
#34 - I didn't notice until you pointed it out. Asshole. 08/09/2011 on Never happens ! 0
#40 - Seems legit.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2011 on seems legit 6 -1
#41 - cappelito (08/09/2011) [-]
xD
#44 - I accidentally broke a shock one once. I grabbed the piece … 08/09/2011 on Gum Trolling +4
#82 - Amy Winehouse? 08/09/2011 on Modern Snow White +3
#426 - ^By the way, that chart DOES NOT WORK. DO NOT USE IT. … 08/09/2011 on girl help 003 -1
#325 - Yes, I know, but I thought it fit in, cause they're still Asian. 08/09/2011 on THEN and NOW 0
#163 - I didn't mean to shove any beliefs down anybody's throats. … 08/09/2011 on Philosoraptor Comp 0
#162 - I haven't been in school long enough, so I haven't gotten the … 08/09/2011 on Philosoraptor Comp 0
#420 - I'm not saying be a total douche, and treat her like shit. …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2011 on girl help 003 -1
User avatar #426 - patriotpride (08/09/2011) [-]
^By the way, that chart DOES NOT WORK.
DO NOT USE IT.

It actually made me lose my girlfriend.
I put it up, though, in case anybody doesn't know their limits with their girlfriends.
#327 - *cough* Copied off of some crazy bitch's ideal version of a re…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/09/2011 on girl help 003 +5
User avatar #355 - bubblylover (08/09/2011) [-]
So you WANT her to feel bad about breaking up with a douchebag?
User avatar #420 - patriotpride (08/09/2011) [-]
I'm not saying be a total douche, and treat her like shit.
I'm just saying that sometimes, everything will work better if you're just a little cold every now and then.
1. If she gets mad at you, just act like you don't care, or act like you don't know she's mad.
If you act like you don't care, she'll realize that she's mad for a dumb reason, and will sort out her thoughts about the situation, making everything fine.
If you act like you don't know she's mad, she'll go along with it, and eventually, probably about 15-20 minutes later, even *she'll* forget that she was mad.

BUT,
only do this if she's not pissed off the charts.

If she's a little upset because you were joking around, and accidentally offended her a LITTLE bit, then follow this step.
If she's completely P.O.'d because you insulted one of her dead relatives, THAT'S the time to apologize, say you were stupid and didn't know what you were thinking, and hope for the best.

So, here's a percentage chart I made up a while ago on when it's okay to ignore things.
(Results may vary, depending on the girl. My girlfriend at the time happened to be a hipster, so she got over things really easily.)

Anger % | What to Do
___________________
0-10% | Nothing.
11-25% | Act like you don't know she's upset.
26-40% | Acknowledge her being upset, but act like you don't care
completely.
41-75% | Apologize, and say you were being stupid, and didn't know
what you were thinking.
75-95% | Apologize A LOT, comfort her, hold her until she's not upset.
95-100% | Apologize A LOT, and hope for the best.
User avatar #426 - patriotpride (08/09/2011) [-]
^By the way, that chart DOES NOT WORK.
DO NOT USE IT.

It actually made me lose my girlfriend.
I put it up, though, in case anybody doesn't know their limits with their girlfriends.
#353 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [-]
anon thinks ur a genuis! and the first part very true, to many of my freinds are a little bitches to their gfs and they misrable all the time! u gotta put ur foot down and ignore her a little sometimes
#278 - KPA CLOSING IN.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/09/2011 on THEN and NOW 0
User avatar #304 - I Am Monkey (08/09/2011) [-]
that's North Korea
User avatar #330 - emmettturner (08/09/2011) [-]
To be correct the kpa is the result of north and south Korea unifying and then taking over Japan
User avatar #325 - patriotpride (08/09/2011) [-]
Yes, I know, but I thought it fit in, cause they're still Asian.
#107 - If that's the Land Before Time... Then how could he use… 08/09/2011 on Crappy time machine. . . +1
#104 - Picture 08/09/2011 on Philosoraptor Comp +3
#31 - Yes. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go change my t…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2011 on fishing rage +4
User avatar #32 - tommygunntyler (08/09/2011) [-]
understandable lol
#274 - And you don't know that she uses that to scratch her vagina. 08/09/2011 on Bathroom Secrets +12
#28 - The Me Gusta(?) face in this one kind of looks like the demon …  [+] (12 new replies) 08/09/2011 on fishing rage +9
#30 - tommygunntyler (08/09/2011) [-]
do u mean...THIS GUY!?!?!?!?
#68 - thatnakedguy (08/09/2011) [-]
Oh god, I remember when I first watched Insidious with my mates, we just took the piss out of it; like when she walks into her kids room and there's a dude standing over the crib, we all did the Michael Jackson laugh.
User avatar #58 - tommomonkey (08/09/2011) [-]
i think that's meant to be scary. but i can't see how, it's just some kid with a painted face and those special contact lenses you use to change your eye color
#54 - chubzkid (08/09/2011) [-]
TRue story when that popped up my grandmother screamed her as off makeing me scream my ass off then my mom walked in the room that exact moment it was a chain of people screaming like fuck
User avatar #53 - aesmith (08/09/2011) [-]
I found insidious funny, is that normal?
User avatar #52 - kingwadesky (08/09/2011) [-]
look at picture
kill self
#43 - stirfryramen (08/09/2011) [-]
Dammmm that shet is scary D:
#37 - matukan (08/09/2011) [-]
**matukan rolls 14** dubs and i watch insidious
#38 - matukan (08/09/2011) [-]
**matukan rolls 351** Whew, one more time, if dubs i will see insidious, if trips, i will see the human centipede after
User avatar #41 - kakashisenpai (08/09/2011) [-]
**kakashisenpai rolls 76**
User avatar #31 - patriotpride (08/09/2011) [-]
Yes.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go change my trousers. It seems I've made a mess of myself.
User avatar #32 - tommygunntyler (08/09/2011) [-]
understandable lol
#89 - I just realized something. Before anybody on Earth knew…  [+] (8 new replies) 08/09/2011 on Philosoraptor Comp -1
#129 - anonymous (08/09/2011) [-]
That saying that everyone who is religious believes in the same thing. Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't being an atheist supposed to be about having an open mind about the world and people in it rather than following the idealism that everything is suppressed by religion? believing that everyone whom is religious believes the same thing is as bad as being suppressed by religion itself is it not? Also atheists don't like the idea of how the church dumps all its ideas on them, yet if you are doing the exact same thing when making statements how every religion is wrong. If you believe one thing and choose not to believe another, shouldn't you be fine with the fact that some people choose to believe differently?
User avatar #163 - patriotpride (08/09/2011) [-]
I didn't mean to shove any beliefs down anybody's throats.
If I did, then I'm sorry.
User avatar #145 - TheWayneAdams (08/09/2011) [-]
Secularists are the open minded, Atheists are as closed minded as a Theist, one says there is no God, the other says there is, while a Secularist says I don't care can't we agree to disagree.

Secularism is what the United States of America was founded on, now it is a Theist country, I want to know what went wrong.
#124 - hailarty (08/09/2011) [-]
If you will read works of Socrates, Plato ect... you will see there 600-500 years B.C these people already talked about hoe earth is round even though this was proven so much more later. Some People were smarted back then we think... If religion would not burn or murder every smart man who had new ideas.. we would be so much more advanced.
User avatar #171 - LoUnga (08/09/2011) [-]
Smarter*, How*, proven again so much later*, sigh, the grammar, my head.
User avatar #162 - patriotpride (08/09/2011) [-]
I haven't been in school long enough, so I haven't gotten the chance to read any actual full works by Plato, or Socrates, or any genius in history.
#101 - dbanks (08/09/2011) [-]
#104 - patriotpride (08/09/2011) [-]
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#28 - patriotpride (09/17/2011) [-]
**patriotpride rolled a random image**
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User avatar #24 - patriotpride (08/10/2011) [-]
**patriotpride rolls 60**
User avatar #16 - Zare (05/22/2010) [-]
If you were to try to imagine a more astounding, fantastic, and creative place, full of enthralling adventure, uncanny characters, and brilliant things to do... you couldnt.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Zare (05/27/2010) [-]
does that mean you play LittleBigPlanet
User avatar #18 to #17 - Googol (07/13/2010) [-]
I do!!! Play my lvl plz? psn username googol30
oh and message me telling me your from funnyjunk.
That goes for anyone who has a psn account and read this.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Zare (07/13/2010) [-]
you sound like one of those desperate amatuer creators who spam level comments with advertising.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Googol (07/13/2010) [-]
Actually thats my only comment so far saying that... and I like trophies... I could make another lvl thats much better but I'm too lazy...
User avatar #21 to #20 - Zare (07/13/2010) [-]
well, that's what EVERYONE says, and not just in lbp.
"i could be better but its just that i don't try."
my ass.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Googol (07/13/2010) [-]
It takes up too much time and I get bored easily... Whats your psn username anyways?
User avatar #23 to #22 - Zare (07/13/2010) [-]
>.>
<.<

thats classified information, sir.
User avatar #14 - patriotpride (02/17/2010) [-]
*Roll 15678*
User avatar #15 to #14 - patriotpride (02/17/2010) [-]
**You roll a 979286257**
User avatar #11 - patriotpride (02/17/2010) [-]
**You roll a 9**
User avatar #12 to #11 - patriotpride (02/17/2010) [-]
**roll x**
User avatar #13 to #12 - patriotpride (02/17/2010) [-]
How the fuck?
#10 - anonymous (01/29/2010) [-]
Pwned. Anon power.
User avatar #7 - ohwow (01/29/2010) [-]
i completely agree with the comment you left on Admin's wall :]
User avatar #8 to #7 - patriotpride (01/29/2010) [-]
Thanks, but I have a very strong feeling they're not going to do anything...
User avatar #9 to #8 - ohwow (01/29/2010) [-]
yeah, so do i..
man- this website is exactly like 4chan and all their cancer. is not even funny
User avatar #6 - AmericanLiberators (01/29/2010) [-]
you called?
User avatar #5 - Banerang (01/10/2010) [-]
I like the way you think. I should add MORE. Thank you Walking Penis. Put this on your head so you don't catch a cold. (Pulls out a rubber)
User avatar #1 - ThePerfectDrug (01/01/2010) [-]
OMFG SACKBOY
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