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You gotta risk it to get the biscuit! Just be yourself. And don't let anyone tell you what to do. If they try, show them how handy you are with a chainsaw! Gamertag: a7xMEGATRON

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#1116 - We're all gonna die lol  [+] (6 new replies) 08/17/2011 on Do you? +7
#1121 - ninjademon (08/17/2011) [-]
id love to say I'd grab something and kick ass but I'd probably pussy out
( maybe if something provokes me, but who knows)
User avatar #1134 - patriotpride (08/17/2011) [-]
Ditto.
I'd probably get maybe 10-15 kills if I had the right weapons (pitchfork, gun, nailbat) during a small swarm, but I do admit I'd get bitten hella fast.
And I like how all these people take pictures of guns, saying they'd live during a Zpocalypse, due to their 'amazing shooting skills', but only a good 5% have actually trained with guns before.
User avatar #1146 - ninjademon (08/17/2011) [-]
yea and you're talking about being pinch too, there is so many factors that play within surviving and just slap on another ton due to zombies
User avatar #1164 - patriotpride (08/17/2011) [-]
Yeah, I talked about it A LOT in two of my comments last week I think.
But when I said that, I was talking when I first run into a group of zombies.
My bad for not saying a shitstorm of zombies lol.
#1143 - maggotinfantry (08/17/2011) [-]
50 Meters with an AK open sight and freehand. I actually agree that most people can't shoot for shit though.
User avatar #1161 - patriotpride (08/17/2011) [-]
Nice shot, Tex. Hahah
#1101 - Either that, or we'd let some stay a live, breed them, and kee… 08/17/2011 on Do you? +1
#1097 - In the movies it doesn't even seem like nearly an entire speci…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2011 on Do you? +1
User avatar #1101 - patriotpride (08/17/2011) [-]
Either that, or we'd let some stay a live, breed them, and keep them for hunting game.
#324 - I hate when that shit happens. And does anybody have th… 08/17/2011 on I hate it when 0
#441 - I would be scared if your gif is some weird porno... 08/17/2011 on Damn Titles +3
#43 - Btw, can I have deds for these if you use them? 08/16/2011 on Motivational Life 18 -2
#41 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2011 on Motivational Life 18 +3
#43 - patriotpride (08/16/2011) [-]
Btw, can I have deds for these if you use them?
#40 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/16/2011 on Motivational Life 18 0
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#43 - patriotpride (08/16/2011) [-]
Btw, can I have deds for these if you use them?
#37 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2011 on Motivational Life 18 -1
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#43 - patriotpride (08/16/2011) [-]
Btw, can I have deds for these if you use them?
#36 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 08/16/2011 on Motivational Life 18 +2
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#43 - patriotpride (08/16/2011) [-]
Btw, can I have deds for these if you use them?
#60 - Am I the only person that doesn't care if people talk shit abo… 08/16/2011 on Motivational Life 15 0
#58 - I'm going to pretend I never saw that. 08/16/2011 on Motivational Life 15 +6
#118 - Picture 08/16/2011 on i have to try this one day +4
#91 - Unless you cry over dumbass things. Like; You cheat …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2011 on Why being a girl is awesome! +5
#117 - anonymous (08/16/2011) [-]
Yeah but if a guy cries and gets called a bitch, a girl sympathizes with him.
#261 - I want it! :3 08/16/2011 on Too cute and funny to skip 0
#40 - Picture 08/14/2011 on WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ! ? ! +5
#144 - As I said in a previous zombie post... A lot of you are say… 08/14/2011 on Zombie Apocalypse Survival... +6
#2 - Lmfao, clever. 08/14/2011 on GF Challenge 0
#420 - Why... 08/14/2011 on THAT'S RACIST! +1
#105 - Al Capone used to be an idol to me lol. But Al Capone and h… 08/14/2011 on 10 reasons beer is better... -1
#68 - And I'm completely okay with this. 08/14/2011 on Quantum Psychics +22
#96 - 5 means there's never been an attack on someone if they didn't…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2011 on 10 reasons beer is better... 0
User avatar #100 - pasiusquotum (08/14/2011) [-]
..What on 8? No. The government banned alcohol in America during the Prohibition.. gangs and civil violence occured because of the banning. Ever heard of Al Capone? His gang secretly sold beer to those wanting some and became powerful that way. That was Prohibition of America in the 1900's; that's the one I'm talking about. It had nothing to do with religion.

On the rest, yeah it was kind of a stretch so I'll give you that.
User avatar #131 - revanthewin (08/14/2011) [-]
Actually, prohibition was caused by religious assholes who thought drinking was bad, and instead of just not doing it themselves, they decided that nobody would be allowed to do it.
User avatar #105 - patriotpride (08/14/2011) [-]
Al Capone used to be an idol to me lol.
But Al Capone and his gang sold black market beer AFTER, because he knew people had a love for it, and he could provide it... for a price.
Prohibition started as a religious movement, with a bunch of crazy religious women trying to convince other people about the 'evils of drink', and how their husbands were spending all their money on it at bars late at night. This caught the government's attention, but they only passed the 18th amendment because people kept showing up to work drunk, which they thought was unsafe for the economy and workplace.

I was mostly wrong the first time, but I went and revised my knowledge, and this is what I got from it.
#38 - Picture 08/14/2011 on Naked Chicks +174
#688 - llort. But Cod takes no skill whatsoever. It's just a bunch… 08/14/2011 on Skyrim Facts 2 +1
#323 - It doesn't have to look good, it just has to be funny. … 08/14/2011 on Dog Rage +1
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#28 - patriotpride (09/17/2011) [-]
**patriotpride rolled a random image**
**patriotpride rolled a random image**
User avatar #24 - patriotpride (08/10/2011) [-]
**patriotpride rolls 60**
User avatar #16 - Zare (05/22/2010) [-]
If you were to try to imagine a more astounding, fantastic, and creative place, full of enthralling adventure, uncanny characters, and brilliant things to do... you couldnt.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Zare (05/27/2010) [-]
does that mean you play LittleBigPlanet
User avatar #18 to #17 - Googol (07/13/2010) [-]
I do!!! Play my lvl plz? psn username googol30
oh and message me telling me your from funnyjunk.
That goes for anyone who has a psn account and read this.
User avatar #19 to #18 - Zare (07/13/2010) [-]
you sound like one of those desperate amatuer creators who spam level comments with advertising.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Googol (07/13/2010) [-]
Actually thats my only comment so far saying that... and I like trophies... I could make another lvl thats much better but I'm too lazy...
User avatar #21 to #20 - Zare (07/13/2010) [-]
well, that's what EVERYONE says, and not just in lbp.
"i could be better but its just that i don't try."
my ass.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Googol (07/13/2010) [-]
It takes up too much time and I get bored easily... Whats your psn username anyways?
User avatar #23 to #22 - Zare (07/13/2010) [-]
>.>
<.<

thats classified information, sir.
User avatar #14 - patriotpride (02/17/2010) [-]
*Roll 15678*
User avatar #15 to #14 - patriotpride (02/17/2010) [-]
**You roll a 979286257**
User avatar #11 - patriotpride (02/17/2010) [-]
**You roll a 9**
User avatar #12 to #11 - patriotpride (02/17/2010) [-]
**roll x**
User avatar #13 to #12 - patriotpride (02/17/2010) [-]
How the fuck?
#10 - anonymous (01/29/2010) [-]
Pwned. Anon power.
User avatar #7 - ohwow (01/29/2010) [-]
i completely agree with the comment you left on Admin's wall :]
User avatar #8 to #7 - patriotpride (01/29/2010) [-]
Thanks, but I have a very strong feeling they're not going to do anything...
User avatar #9 to #8 - ohwow (01/29/2010) [-]
yeah, so do i..
man- this website is exactly like 4chan and all their cancer. is not even funny
User avatar #6 - AmericanLiberators (01/29/2010) [-]
you called?
User avatar #5 - Banerang (01/10/2010) [-]
I like the way you think. I should add MORE. Thank you Walking Penis. Put this on your head so you don't catch a cold. (Pulls out a rubber)
User avatar #1 - ThePerfectDrug (01/01/2010) [-]
OMFG SACKBOY
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