Totally worth it

After my time on funnyjunk, I have learned to read the last line of a long story first. But nice try :D

I was more up for something like: "Open the door, get on the floor..."

good job sir.

OH FUCK YOU

why would you waste all that effort on just a 8 word punch line??? also, 22 fire sounds like a BB gun, its not a deafening crack. Though, something like a mosin nagant IS a deafening crack, though i would take the bullet over the kick of that thing. (it fires a 7.62x54R for anyone who wants to know how big the round is)

he said a .32 btw fag

Stop playing CoD and maybe you'll be less bitter and laugh more at decent jokes.

i dont even play cod, my family just happens to have alot of guns.

a) thats the point, dumbfuck.
b) nobody gives a shit about gun technicalities.

Longest story, but I give you thumb. :D

LMFAO

The officers asked my mother to leave the room, so they can ask me what had happened, but she refused. Frustrated, but not wanting to argue, the officers let her stay in the room. They asked me questions like "Does he have anger problems?" and "Does he have a history of violence?" And then the question came up. "What made him do this?" After I had finished explaining, the police officers thanked me for my cooperation, and left the room. I told my mom that I wanted to drop the charges. She Pokerface'd then my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

Totally worth it

After my time on funnyjunk, I have learned to read the last line of a long story first. But nice try :D

I was more up for something like: "Open the door, get on the floor..."

good job sir.

OH FUCK YOU

why would you waste all that effort on just a 8 word punch line??? also, 22 fire sounds like a BB gun, its not a deafening crack. Though, something like a mosin nagant IS a deafening crack, though i would take the bullet over the kick of that thing. (it fires a 7.62x54R for anyone who wants to know how big the round is)

he said a .32 btw fag

Stop playing CoD and maybe you'll be less bitter and laugh more at decent jokes.

i dont even play cod, my family just happens to have alot of guns.

a) thats the point, dumbfuck.
b) nobody gives a shit about gun technicalities.

Longest story, but I give you thumb. :D

LMFAO

**trollingbot rolls 731,581,743**

but my hands are stumbling, and the adrenaline is making me shake ferociously. I leave my bike, and run around the side of the house, hop the fence, and hide in her shed. Mr. Gun runs after me, and hears my close the shed door (I have trouble keeping quiet...) and runs straight for it. I nearly pissed myself when he opened the door, and pointed the gun at me right away. "Sir, please, I'm sorry. I'll leave and never come back if you just let me go." I plead. "Dad stop chasing Brandon! He didn't do anything!" Melanie screamed. Right when her dad turned around to acknowledge her screams of anger, I darted back for my bike. Running along the fence, wind rushing through my hair, through my ears, I hear heart stopping noise. The deafening crack of a .32 rifle. The hiss of a bullet whizzes by my leg, and hits his house. "Oh God," I'm thinking, "I'm going to die." For some reason, my bike wasn't where I left it. I look at the broken chain near Melanie's stair handrail in front of her house, and stop. Careless mistake. Just when I thought I'd saw my bike, a piercing pain struck me right above my Achilles tendon, and I fell to the ground, screaming. I look back, and see Melanie's father running towards me, then I look down at my leg. A huge wet spot of blood was already where I'd been hit. "Hey, what the fuck?! You can't do that!" My savior. My mother had come early to pick me up, so we can visit my aunt. She got out of her gold Durango, sprinted, and dragged me by my armpits into the car, and started screaming at Melanie's father. About 10 minutes had passed, before I passed out from the pain. When I woke up, Melanie, my mother, a doctor, and three police officers were there, waiting for me to wake up. The doctor informed me that I only sustained very minor injuries, and would be able to walk again as soon as the bone in my leg healed fully. Melanie apologized for her dad's actions, kissed me on my forehead, and left the room.

The officers asked my mother to leave the room, so they can ask me what had happened, but she refused. Frustrated, but not wanting to argue, the officers let her stay in the room. They asked me questions like "Does he have anger problems?" and "Does he have a history of violence?" And then the question came up. "What made him do this?" After I had finished explaining, the police officers thanked me for my cooperation, and left the room. I told my mom that I wanted to drop the charges. She Pokerface'd then my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

Totally worth it

After my time on funnyjunk, I have learned to read the last line of a long story first. But nice try :D

I was more up for something like: "Open the door, get on the floor..."

good job sir.

OH FUCK YOU

why would you waste all that effort on just a 8 word punch line??? also, 22 fire sounds like a BB gun, its not a deafening crack. Though, something like a mosin nagant IS a deafening crack, though i would take the bullet over the kick of that thing. (it fires a 7.62x54R for anyone who wants to know how big the round is)

he said a .32 btw fag

Stop playing CoD and maybe you'll be less bitter and laugh more at decent jokes.

i dont even play cod, my family just happens to have alot of guns.

a) thats the point, dumbfuck.
b) nobody gives a shit about gun technicalities.

Longest story, but I give you thumb. :D

LMFAO

I did football in high school too. It does take up a lot of time, but after practice, assuming your done by 8, you should get home, eat, and shower by roughly 9 or 9:30, and that leaves you 30-60 minutes to read. Assuming you followed the same schedule most high schools do.

I'll keep that in mind! ^-^

You're never too young to go to a library and check out a book. I started at 11, by my senior year in high school the teacher let me substitute a class.

Hmm, touche, but I never have time to go to the library, due to football 6 days a week, and then drum lessons on the last day.

I did football in high school too. It does take up a lot of time, but after practice, assuming your done by 8, you should get home, eat, and shower by roughly 9 or 9:30, and that leaves you 30-60 minutes to read. Assuming you followed the same schedule most high schools do.

I'll keep that in mind! ^-^

i totally agree with you. girls really need to grow up... the girls you are talking about ARE scum, but not all women are scum. most women are actually pretty awesome. it's just the select few that make women look like unintelligent bitches who complain too much.

They scream for equal rights, but just want more rights then men. They think there should be more women only places (example college) but if there was an all male college they would be sexist. I think being a guy is much more fabulous, gif related.

We already knew that.

Meh, they aren't retarded, they are over-emotional which causes them to negate the logical side of their mind, and they often make a decision based on what gives instant gratification emotionally rather than what actually makes sense. Take psychology, and you'll find it's incredibly easy to reason with them, as long as you don't try and make it sound logical, you just need to make it sound like it would make them feel better. I know that kind of goes against our instincts as men, but that doesn't mean it's impossible.

Finally someone with an education...
But alas, I'm too young to take psychology right now.

You're never too young to go to a library and check out a book. I started at 11, by my senior year in high school the teacher let me substitute a class.

Hmm, touche, but I never have time to go to the library, due to football 6 days a week, and then drum lessons on the last day.

I did football in high school too. It does take up a lot of time, but after practice, assuming your done by 8, you should get home, eat, and shower by roughly 9 or 9:30, and that leaves you 30-60 minutes to read. Assuming you followed the same schedule most high schools do.

I'll keep that in mind! ^-^

I completely agree with you on the first part. But when they're stupid, 14-year-old girls, that are stoners AND alcoholics (and not to she might be on something else, as well.) then we have the right to treat them for what they really are: scum.
I'm all for treating a girl with the utmost respect and not taking her dignity... until she fucks with somebody who doesn't deserve it.
And one thirteen year old girl posting about breaking up with a douchebag doesn't make all girls retarded, I agree. But when hundreds of girls posting statuses about breaking up with their boyfriends and calling them douchebags after THEY cheated, then they get to be called retarded.

Good day to you, sir.

i totally agree with you. girls really need to grow up... the girls you are talking about ARE scum, but not all women are scum. most women are actually pretty awesome. it's just the select few that make women look like unintelligent bitches who complain too much.

not sure if trolling or just really confused.

A person who knows women's rights more than anyone.

Some don't, most do.

Pretty much said it all.

Forgot this...
FAIL.

the its the point the gun and kill every body they love cheat. I think it locks out the achievement also you get 3 stars so I don't recommend it

yea and you're talking about being pinch too, there is so many factors that play within surviving and just slap on another ton due to zombies

Yeah, I talked about it A LOT in two of my comments last week I think.
But when I said that, I was talking when I first run into a group of zombies.
My bad for not saying a shitstorm of zombies lol.

50 Meters with an AK open sight and freehand. I actually agree that most people can't shoot for shit though.

Nice shot, Tex. Hahah