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Date Signed Up:9/12/2011
Last Login:5/18/2013
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User avatar #30 to #9 - patchesdacrazy (05/09/2013) [-]
(too many purple lines evidently) I wish I had that. Im rather envious of people who can. But I figure it will come back to me eventually. It might be a month, and I may miss a due date, but it will come back to me!

And that is exactly why I didn't follow an Art Major. XD
#31 to #30 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
try writing some warm ups darling, find something you find interesting and just spill out everything you can think of about that onto paper.
User avatar #32 to #31 - patchesdacrazy (05/09/2013) [-]
Perhaps. I shall have to try that. Maybe some satirical rants or something.

... that kitty is very distracting.
#33 to #32 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
you could try it and how is the kitty distracting darling
you could try it and how is the kitty distracting darling
#34 to #33 - patchesdacrazy (05/09/2013) [-]
Kinda like this. Do not tempt me! I am an impulsive man! (knew I would one day use this gif)
Kinda like this. Do not tempt me! I am an impulsive man! (knew I would one day use this gif)
#35 to #34 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
how would i ever tempt you darling
how would i ever tempt you darling
User avatar #36 to #35 - patchesdacrazy (05/09/2013) [-]
Because now I want to write stuff, and I don't know what I should write about. Its been so long...
User avatar #37 to #36 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
well what do you want to write do you have any idea what you what to write at all
#38 to #37 - patchesdacrazy (05/09/2013) [-]
Ill prolly find something to rant about. Start with that. Find ways to make it comical. Usually how it starts. Or just the usual storytelling of my hilarious shanigans as I try to play it cool through life and life is just like, <-



(I need to stop posting and go to bed, I am exhausted and my mind is wandering, and conversation will only get weirder.)

Guten nacht, zufällig Benutzer.
#39 to #38 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
good night darling, sweet neko dreams
User avatar #10 to #9 - patchesdacrazy (05/09/2013) [-]
Hello there.
#11 to #10 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
h-hello
User avatar #12 to #11 - patchesdacrazy (05/09/2013) [-]
To what do I owe the pleasure?
#13 to #12 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
i just wanted to come to visit darling, how are you doing today
i just wanted to come to visit darling, how are you doing today
User avatar #14 to #13 - patchesdacrazy (05/09/2013) [-]
Considering I just spent 7.5 hours at work trying to conceal the massive tear in the crotch of my jeans AND underwear, doing everything I can to keep all my bits and pieces from falling out, rather well.

You?
#15 to #14 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
that sounds rather entertaining to watch darling, sorry but it is
that sounds rather entertaining to watch darling, sorry but it is
#16 to #15 - patchesdacrazy (05/09/2013) [-]
I live for others entertainment. Its what I do.
#17 to #16 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
dare i ask how that happened (you ripping your pants and underwear)
User avatar #18 to #17 - patchesdacrazy (05/09/2013) [-]
I am a mechanic for Boeing, I was climbing upside a machine and became more limber than my clothing.

So whats your story, you just visit random peoples walls and ask about their day?
#19 to #18 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
ah dont you know its impolite to look at someones recent comments darling, well yes i got to peoples pages and talk with them
#20 to #19 - patchesdacrazy (05/09/2013) [-]
More or less, I was just guessing from how you sprung up on my wall out of the blue. Didn't need a lot of detective work to do the figuring. No stalking required.

I suppose I don't understand the angle of it. Why? Not that I am bothered.
#21 to #20 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
eh well for several reasons, first of all i like talking with people, second will use a persona in those conversations and that gives me material for writing, and thirdly i have had some extreamly interesting conversations by simply talking to random people, and according to a rather angry person i recently visited i do it because i feel empty and cold and just want to be alone but still would like to interact with others is a isolated environment, he also blocked me before i could respond to that.
User avatar #22 to #21 - patchesdacrazy (05/09/2013) [-]
Well.

Do you think you are empty and cold?
#23 to #22 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Not particularly
User avatar #24 to #23 - patchesdacrazy (05/09/2013) [-]
Well than whoever said user was can go fornicate with themselves with some rusty eating utensil. Generally, the empty and cold don't reach out to converse with others. That doesn't appear to be yourself.

You mentioned writing, may I ask what it is you write?
#25 to #24 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
well i write fan fictions, short stories, and poetry though the only think ive put up for the public to see is a fan fiction im currently writing.
User avatar #26 to #25 - patchesdacrazy (05/09/2013) [-]
I use to write a lot of those sorts of things. Not so much anymore, for more personal reasons than anything else I suppose... (just now realizing I unintentionally gave up writing at least a year ago) Huh...
User avatar #27 to #26 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
well writing isnt really something you lose darling, though you will be rusty you could probably start writing again anytime you'd like.
User avatar #28 to #27 - patchesdacrazy (05/09/2013) [-]
Writing has always been a funny thing for me. I can't just decide, "I think I shall write today." I seriously need the stars to align in just the right order, get the all clear from my muses, and get the green light to engage from inspiration or I will just sit there and nothing will come to mind.

Drawing is the same way for me.

Its painfully obvious when all the above has clicked and when it hasn't.
#29 to #28 - tomanyusernames ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
for me its the opposite, writing is something i cant turn off even when i really want to, ill be working on a research paper and in the middle say "hey that gives me a great idea for a poem" and two hours later i will have a decent poem and no research done.
User avatar #8 - patchesdacrazy (03/20/2013) [-]
**patchesdacrazy rolls 69**
#1 - ddoggdiggity (04/09/2012) [-]
dammit you are awesome
#2 to #1 - patchesdacrazy (04/09/2012) [-]
I try. XD


Thanks


(odd note: That appears to be the most common (if not only) compliment I ever receive LOL)
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