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patchesdacrazy

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:9/12/2011
Last Login:3/05/2015
Location:Between Soggy and Soaked
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#33265
Highest Content Rank:#1094
Highest Comment Rank:#884
Content Thumbs: 7364 total,  7985 ,  621
Comment Thumbs: 9800 total,  11051 ,  1251
Content Level Progress: 61% (61/100)
Level 173 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 174 Content: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Comment Level Progress: 91% (91/100)
Level 297 Comments: Post Master → Level 298 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:1
Content Views:236399
Times Content Favorited:744 times
Total Comments Made:1770
FJ Points:17412
Favorite Tags: tags (2)
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latest user's comments

#14 - Considering I just spent 7.5 hours at work trying to conceal t… 05/09/2013 on patchesdacrazy's profile 0
#12 - To what do I owe the pleasure? 05/09/2013 on patchesdacrazy's profile 0
#10 - Hello there. 05/09/2013 on patchesdacrazy's profile 0
#2 - WELP, time to log off. Ran into my own content.  [+] (12 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Title: +547
#148 - anonexplains (05/09/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#149 - patchesdacrazy (05/09/2013) [-]
I've been expecting you.
#63 - anonexplains (05/08/2013) [-]
You mean your own screencap or your own "found elsewhere", right?
User avatar #145 - ilovehitler (05/09/2013) [-]
He never said he created it. He said his content. As in the content he submitted.
User avatar #29 - grogovic (05/08/2013) [-]
Wow, so you are horain stylishirish and sassygayherondales, you also took the picture?
User avatar #34 - chinchompas (05/08/2013) [-]
look at the name of the uploader
look at his name
User avatar #100 - blazedallday (05/08/2013) [-]
their different?? what are you getting at
User avatar #43 - lordketchup (05/08/2013) [-]
wasn't his sarcasm obvious enough?
User avatar #48 - lordketchup (05/08/2013) [-]
i guess FJ doesn't like sarcasm
#99 - hillbillypowpow (05/08/2013) [-]
We do when it's funny.
#8 - pappathethird (05/08/2013) [-]
A lot of people are gonna run into this, if it keeps going as it is now
#7 - anonexplains (05/08/2013) [-]
seriously your own content?
#17 - THERE HAS TO BE A BETTER WAY! 05/08/2013 on Church carved out of solid... +7
#34 - Comment deleted 05/08/2013 on Chomp 0
#193 - MFW 05/07/2013 on MFW I find the perfect porn. 0
#234 - I COULDN'T READ THIS WITH THE GIF PLAYING! 05/07/2013 on Mexicans +6
#38 - ... the only COD player to have actually attempted to *… 05/05/2013 on Call of Duty (Nigga what... 0
#22 - Picture 05/05/2013 on Snape Feels +1
#15 - >Wanting a Dinosaur DLC >Gets Blood Dragon instead … 05/04/2013 on The Proper Way to DLC 0
#22 - First read this as >Guess who scored the game winn… 05/04/2013 on Feels +6
#47 - Look, just get over the bitch. She has Laina now. 05/03/2013 on OAG Laina Bitch Slap +6
#39 - I had a friend ask me "You're Agnostic, aren't you?"…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2013 on Doubts 0
User avatar #41 - MrMustacho (05/03/2013) [-]
for an apatheist you´re giving this way too much thought
#1 - Sooooo... lemme get this straight. It seems as though…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2013 on Not English -2
User avatar #10 - eomaz (05/03/2013) [-]
todellakin vitun jenkit
mycket riktigt din javla jänkare
#9 - anonexplains (05/03/2013) [-]
It's because we can laugh at ourselves instead of complain like some people..
#8 - anonexplains (05/03/2013) [-]
All those characters are shaped by stereotypes with what the world thinks about each other.
#17 - ... Don't know what I was really expecting. 05/02/2013 on Nice one facebook. +8
#582 - Of course that would be some ones username. XD 04/29/2013 on Feels overload 0
#359 - >Have two dogs, (Airedales) >Zeus and Hera, beasty d…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/27/2013 on Feels overload +27
#581 - thier has deleted their comment.
User avatar #582 - patchesdacrazy (04/29/2013) [-]
Of course that would be some ones username. XD
#419 - ltsparky (04/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #399 - yorehnoraa (04/27/2013) [-]
you makes me sad, very sad
User avatar #384 - theepicninja (04/27/2013) [-]
My god....all of the feels...
#375 - owmowmow (04/27/2013) [-]
#27 - Looks like its time for a wanking! 04/25/2013 on Only Letters +3
#22 - ... isn't the main difference between the USA and Europe being…  [+] (16 new replies) 04/24/2013 on Very True +242
User avatar #505 - funkyspot (04/24/2013) [-]
I read that in ED's voice and it was awesome
#456 - bluedwarf (04/24/2013) [-]
Well we're moving there chief
User avatar #362 - failtolawl (04/24/2013) [-]
it's the EU (European Union) and the US, with similar sizes and economies.
User avatar #174 - ColorfulPenguin (04/24/2013) [-]
No, Europe techincally isn't a continent, it's a part of the eurasian continent. It is however, a large geografical area with several countries-

Eurofag reporting for duty.
#541 - SILENCEnight (04/25/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at Sometimes... ** NO penguins
User avatar #535 - fedegon (04/24/2013) [-]
I've seen a lot of maps that depict stuff weirdly, such as Mexico being a North American country and Oceania being part of Asia, but what kind of map lists Eurasia as continent?
#529 - anonexplains (04/24/2013) [-]
eurofag should probably sign off of duty
User avatar #129 - anonymoose (04/24/2013) [-]
They're both land masses of similar sizes and population.
User avatar #89 - ieatbengay (04/24/2013) [-]
but its usually americans that decides to compare america and europe
#475 - anonexplains (04/24/2013) [-]
no i think you're just saying that. Yesterday some eurofag was comparing the two base on castles.
#39 - poleelop (04/24/2013) [-]
Or you can be Australia and say fuck the world
#537 - asmathiel (04/24/2013) [-]
#75 - winglit (04/24/2013) [-]
Whats your favorite M rated gam... oooo yeah sorry bout that
User avatar #105 - poleelop (04/24/2013) [-]
Australia has always had M rated games, we recently allowed R18+ games into Aus.
#102 - anonexplains (04/24/2013) [-]
But we already have 18+ games now.
#161 - Ya know, its sickening that this is okay. That we can not mour… 04/24/2013 on Read Description 0
#280 - Why... why is his beard twitching?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on Opinions. +2
#283 - takesomemorewater (04/22/2013) [-]
He's purring.
#1002 - Picture 04/22/2013 on Muricaaaa +2
#155 - Holy **** , you guys ran out of room for purple li… 04/21/2013 on Boston Bomber's Worldview 0
#416 - There is no arguing with you. You got it all figured out man. 04/20/2013 on Peeking through blinds... 0

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#1 - ddoggdiggity (04/09/2012) [-]
dammit you are awesome
#2 to #1 - patchesdacrazy (04/09/2012) [-]
I try. XD


Thanks


(odd note: That appears to be the most common (if not only) compliment I ever receive LOL)
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