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pastrynipples

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Gender: male
Age: 36
Date Signed Up:11/11/2009
Last Login:6/16/2012
Location:memphis
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 291 total,  350 ,  59
Comment Thumbs: 941 total,  1351 ,  410
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 29 Content: Peasant → Level 30 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 194 Comments: Anon Annihilator → Level 195 Comments: Anon Annihilator
Subscribers:0
Content Views:43628
Times Content Favorited:103 times
Total Comments Made:654
FJ Points:4
Favorite Tags: Boobs (3)

latest user's comments

#16 - I think a 4chan would be better represented with a huge asshole  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2010 on Real Life Vs. Internet +11
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#103 - The Impatient (03/09/2010) [-]
Goatse
#3 - Not yet but soon very soon... 03/08/2010 on pastrynipples's profile 0
#71 - Holo? 03/08/2010 on Firefox 0
#198 - i now know what i must do...porn shall be my next upload 03/08/2010 on most epic thing ever -1
#197 - Comment deleted 03/08/2010 on most epic thing ever 0
#196 - Thank you friends you have been a great help to me becoming a god.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2010 on most epic thing ever -1
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#198 - pastrynipples (03/08/2010) [-]
i now know what i must do...porn shall be my next upload
#35 - NICE BOAT!  [+] (3 new replies) 03/08/2010 on Boat -1
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#42 - THEDIDDLELATOR (03/08/2010) [-]
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#44 - THEDIDDLELATOR (03/08/2010) [-]
TO NEW YORK! HOW ABOUT BOSTON?! AT THE BEACH? AND FORGOT SOMETHING AT HOME? WELL NOT NO MORE WITH THE NEW AQUATIC MOBILE HOME! CALL NOW AND WE'LL INCLUDE A FULL SET OF DIFFERENT SPECIES OF ANIMALS! THIS IS ALL YOURS FOR $5999.99
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#45 - THEDIDDLELATOR (03/08/2010) [-]
CALL NOW!
#492 - dammit you 03/07/2010 on A Funnyjunk Rant 0
#11 - LISTEN MEN I NEED YOU HELP IN BECOMING A GOD!  [+] (6 new replies) 03/07/2010 on most epic thing ever 0
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#13 - Overloard (03/07/2010) [-]
go on...
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#19 - RUxY (03/07/2010) [-]
He must rule civilisation by asserting his authority he will do this by raping small children whilst eating live chickens and that is the children the animals and the parrents already bowing to him
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#20 - RUxY (03/07/2010) [-]
now for the old people he will make them bow to him by simply riding a spasticated donkey into the retirement home and playing music from the 1930's and from here everyone will follow him on his donkey to the troublesome journey that lays ahead
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#21 - Overloard (03/07/2010) [-]
Go on...
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#22 - RUxY (03/07/2010) [-]
Later on about 3000 years or so later his great great great great great great great grandson is born and reads of his great great great great great great grandfathers leagacy but of course this is a whole different story i will post this story soon
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#23 - RUxY (03/07/2010) [-]
so stayy tuneeed
#110 - *GURGLES AND TWITCHES* 03/05/2010 on The truth about your rival... 0