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New account. Old acount was thelazycamper. i raged from the new ranking system and deleted it :D

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    AMERICA! AMERICA!
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#166 - Oh I get it. Its funny because its sad. Just like 9/11 06/17/2014 on M. Night is at it Again 0
#209 - that's called cross-contamination. Were you ever required to g…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Hold the Pickles +1
User avatar #223 - elcreepo (01/14/2014) [-]
Also taking the time to clean the knives after each person gets a sandwich would pull someone away from the line and make us slower, making people complain and not want to eat at subway.

So again, corporate is okay with it.
User avatar #220 - chieflongnap (01/14/2014) [-]
You don't need a food handler's license to work in a subway. You seem to be way too appalled at this. I'm not surprised in any way by this statement, yet, I'm still gonna stuff my face at subway because i find it delicious.

This kind of stuff goes on in pretty much any fast-food restaurant. hell, it even happens all the time in bigger, more respected restaurants if it can be done without being caught.
User avatar #219 - elcreepo (01/14/2014) [-]
Me? I'm just a public service grunt. I don't get a license just for handling food.

My first few weeks, I tried to refill the sanitation fluid up more often. The result was pressure coming down on my boss from corporate, which in turn almost got me fired, because that stuff isn't cheap.

This is how business is run in America, it is all about the money.
#92 - 10.1Agnostic 10.2Atheist 10.3Humanist 10.4No relig…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Yahoo! 0
User avatar #107 - RandomAnonGuy (01/05/2014) [-]
That'd make sense, but we don't define words by Canadian statistics.
A religion is a large community with certain common beliefs and dogmas, pretty commonly a holy text, and a form of worship. The only thing that really ties atheists together is not worshiping a deity. We can be pretty dogmatic and we're definitely a community, but we're not a religion.
#200 - Oh fun, they're playing halo. 12/27/2013 on Wooden Pallets 0
#118 - Congrats, you've managed to create the perfect woman.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2013 on Rube For President 2016 +2
User avatar #127 - warzon (12/07/2013) [-]
But I thought it was a he...
Ohhhhh
#35 - Maybe invest in a screen for you window?  [+] (4 new replies) 08/12/2013 on Atlas moth +1
User avatar #84 - misfitsftw (08/12/2013) [-]
its a weird kind of window, it opens inwards, either at a vertical slant, or horizontally (changeable, all i have to do is turn the key) so i dont know if a screen would work
#93 - niggynignigganegro (08/12/2013) [-]
Not opening your window in the early hours might solve your problem, I hate moths as well. I saw a gar-fucking-gantuan moth just chilling on my front porch, it was roughly half the size of my head. Needless to say I was more than disturbed.

Mfw I saw the fucker
User avatar #94 - misfitsftw (08/12/2013) [-]
its too hot to sleep if i dont open windows
#96 - niggynignigganegro (08/12/2013) [-]
Eh, I got a small inexpensive fan to run by my bed at night, that solved my heat problems.
#33 - as do I. 07/22/2013 on A long time ago... 0
#46 - Nicitating membrane 07/22/2013 on Waking up to see someone... -1
#221 - Wow. Everyone get a load of this guy. What a major moron. 06/09/2013 on Feminism at its best +3
#3186 - I'll contribute. 05/14/2013 on Uploaded As Anon +6

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