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#177 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Squirt Squirt +1
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#34 - thumb for nigri 10/28/2013 on Funny Title 0
#280 - Picture 10/25/2013 on For all you lovers out there +4
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#40 - Picture 10/13/2013 on Genius Halloween Costume +1
#27 - Random Guy Mowing Lawn At Lincoln Memorial 10/13/2013 on Grand Canyon Closed +1
#58 - indeed! 10/12/2013 on Louis CK is the best CK 0
#28 - God: I HATE FAGGOTS. i mentioned that twice in my book! I also…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/09/2013 on Louis CK is the best CK +1
User avatar #55 - wretchedlarva (10/09/2013) [-]
Jim Jeffries?
User avatar #58 - parttimezombie (10/12/2013) [-]
indeed!
User avatar #53 - sardinez (10/09/2013) [-]
and facial hair, and wearing two different types of cloth at once. but no, it's perfectly fine to pick and choose what you believe. i mean going to hell for not shaving or for wearing wool and cotton together? that's ridiculous. but if you like to get it on with the same sex, oh you're gonna burn in hell for sure.
#27 - Lee Newton! 10/09/2013 on Louis CK is the best CK +1
#60 - why the uck would you do this. THIS IS FUNNY JUNK, NOT FEEL JUNK  [+] (1 new reply) 10/08/2013 on Dog feels +1
#72 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (10/08/2013) [-]
I prefer this term
#10 - I HATE THAT GOD DAMNED CARD 10/07/2013 on Trolls. 0
#8 - nvm 10/04/2013 on This guy should be a super... 0
#7 - SAUCE!?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on This guy should be a super... 0
User avatar #8 - parttimezombie (10/04/2013) [-]
nvm
#6 - PHOTO; It's official, Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island close…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/01/2013 on Seems like the best tactic. +7
User avatar #32 - angrytoilet (10/02/2013) [-]
Don't forget that the panda cam is down
#17 - avarius (10/02/2013) [-]
This is so ludicrous. What the fuck is wrong with this government...
User avatar #22 - dxcs (10/02/2013) [-]
They're a bunch of greedy, conniving children who think they should meet a few times a year and get a bullshit amount of money but when it comes to working for the people, they're nowhere to be found.
User avatar #26 - pukingrainbows (10/02/2013) [-]
You mean they're ordinary humans?
User avatar #33 - dxcs (10/02/2013) [-]
Ordinary humans with a monetary advantage.
User avatar #35 - pukingrainbows (10/02/2013) [-]
Exactly. Any random assortment of humans put into their position will end up more or less the exact same way. Maybe different bullshit, but bullshit and greed all the same. The problem is human nature, not the off chance that we just happened to pick exactly the 535 biggest dicks in the pool.
User avatar #36 - dxcs (10/02/2013) [-]
It's both. It was planned that they would fight for the people then it became about reelections because of the money earned from being in their position.
User avatar #38 - pukingrainbows (10/02/2013) [-]
Well, it's more complicated than that, what with many of them already having money and using their position to sway legality to favor their income, but yea. Pretty much anyone would do that.
#21 - rimjobmcgee (10/02/2013) [-]
Everyone has a voice leading to mediocre at best people in charge, usually because they have money and connections, so the people in charge are privileged types who really have no idea what its like to be the normal citizen and therefor are mostly unable to act in the interest of the common man while they abuse the system for themselves and argue over whether a donkey or an elephant is the better animal, yet they have such overwhelming power very little could be done by the citizens to change things without an unprecedented majority which will never happen because we're too concerned with watching the latest tv show and trying to make sure we aren't like them with hem being whatever the group that fits your personal prejudices, much like the people who lead us in their donkey vs elephant debate
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#198 - touch pad  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2013 on that's true... 0
#200 - tdotlegitz (09/29/2013) [-]
no, look at the 3 rectangular buttons in the middle, look at the center one
#9 - charlie?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on Would Read +4
#86 - satoshimiwa (09/28/2013) [-]
... was that on purpose? Because you made me realize Miles and Charlie are the same fucking actor
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User avatar #8 - Nickdowgg (01/25/2014) [-]

I would like to know more about your role in The Walking Dead, if that's okay.
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User avatar #3 - trollnot (01/18/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in the argument.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4374401/Thanks+Obama/733#733

He sent me a private message telling me to go **** myself.
User avatar #4 to #3 - parttimezombie (01/18/2013) [-]
i dont even own a gun... its all just common sense and not being closed minded >.>
i was hoping this would get more thumbs/views =( www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/4376673/Choose+Your+Own+Crime+Stats/
User avatar #5 to #4 - trollnot (01/18/2013) [-]
thumbed
User avatar #6 to #5 - parttimezombie (01/18/2013) [-]
thank you kind sir
#1 - trollnot (01/18/2013) [-]
I'm ******* freinding you I need someone on here who knows what they are ******* talking about.
User avatar #2 to #1 - parttimezombie (01/18/2013) [-]
haha ok, i appreciate that! its not too hard to jut look up things for yourself, but most people dont do that
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