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Date Signed Up:7/06/2012
Last Login:6/12/2014
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#35 - live in/around Atlanta, usually be skinny, and know how to con… 01/25/2014 on truck 0
#5 - fun fact, thats my friend Ashleigh as a highway walker rom se2…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/22/2014 on truck +26
User avatar #31 - timelordjam (01/22/2014) [-]
How does one get a job as a zombie on the walking dead?
User avatar #35 - parttimezombie (01/25/2014) [-]
live in/around Atlanta, usually be skinny, and know how to contact the local casting agencies.
User avatar #32 - FeeFieFoe (01/22/2014) [-]
well, first you gotta, you know, die. so, go do that and get back to us
User avatar #27 - mrselfdestruct (01/22/2014) [-]
I would totally love to be a zombie. How does one go about doing that?
User avatar #10 - Juigiknows (01/22/2014) [-]
Where do i sign up?
Did you go through the whole zombie school and everything!? I'm OBSESSED with everything and anything walking dead
#9 - shrolen (01/22/2014) [-]
That is actually a cool story.
#75 - says something about the government* 01/15/2014 on obama's pimpmobile +1
#37 - twevah 01/15/2014 on GTA V voice actors 0
#26 - Picture 01/10/2014 on I must go, my PLANEt needs me 0
#84 - would make for a sick BASE jump. photo of me related 12/12/2013 on Times square from above 0
#95 - atheist(with an open mind) here. i think hes a pretty good guy…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Not a funny comic +7
#222 - gidmp (12/05/2013) [-]
I think Paul John Paul II is a pretty cool guy too...If you know him. His real name is Karol Jozef Wojtyla
User avatar #223 - gidmp (12/05/2013) [-]
*Pope, not Paul
#173 - Amazon Air: Skeet shooting with prizes! 12/05/2013 on Well, I think it's cool. +1
#78 - Picture 12/04/2013 on Parental Guidance 0
#107 - ah yes, let me buy the console to come with a $100 camera i do…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Gaming hypocrisy +2
User avatar #118 - aceshot (11/26/2013) [-]
thats not the point. People complain about how they THINK it will spy on them. But you arent even required to use it. I use it for voice commands, it looks at my floor, not at me so it works out.
#142 - maced (11/26/2013) [-]
I hope it will spy on me, at least then I know someone wants to watch me masturbate.
User avatar #185 - mcbigballz (11/26/2013) [-]
Finally someone shares my beliefs.
#23 - agreed. i felt quite stupid doing it. season 1, walkers were p… 11/21/2013 on The Walking Basketball Player 0
#4 - i watch almost all my shows on it. 3 pop ups to deal …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2013 on The Walking Basketball Player 0
#5 - itsnotimportant (11/20/2013) [-]
Nice one, appreciated.
#38 - theres a lot o movies i have to see for the theater experience…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on (Insert funny title) +1
User avatar #156 - OOOnelsonOOO (11/18/2013) [-]
While there is always a reason to go and it is concidered "an american right of passage" and all that other shit, we do not "always make an absurd amount of money"

2011, and 2012 are the lowest grossing years for movies since the early 90's. They are hurting. A lot.

Sure the actors aren't seeing any problems, but that's a matter of comparative advantage that i won't go into detail about, but the realism of the matter is, that animaters, musicians, set designers, and all of the "fast scrolling" credits are taking pay cuts and losing jobs.



Also the number of "big movies" are greatly down from what is typical. This year the only movies our theater was able to make a profit on were/will be:

Thor 2, Hunger games, Gravity (very small profit), Hobbit, Bad Grandpa, Millers, Wolf of wall street, last vegas, man of steel, Monsters U, now you see me, Planes, Gatsby, The Heat, Despicable 2, and frozen.

Thats 16. We have 52 release weeks (with multible movies per release)

That's 69% of the year we take a loss. The other 31% allows us to almost break even. Key word is almost, as we didn't make a normal profit, and we're hoping the next year will be better.
#23 - are you trolling? they keep coming out and saying the… 11/16/2013 on Thanks Ovamit 0
#133 - coke blak was delicious! would have sold better if it wasnt so… 11/06/2013 on The Many Epic Discontinued... 0
#57 - i dont know about fake. there were gatherings all over the wor…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2013 on A fake revolution. +4
User avatar #68 - hudis (11/06/2013) [-]
10,000 people or something in Poland, wasn't it? This was a lot bigger than people seem to remember now, I think. I mean it did cause change in some countries. Labelling them autistic neckbeards or whatever doesn't invalidate the fact that ten-thousand people protested on the streets for something they believed in, and that was just in one city.
#59 - multus (11/06/2013) [-]
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I was wondering what the gathering out by me was. Turned out it was just people with American Flags, which is an obvious symbol of the patriotic terrorist.
#94 - you would actually be surprised what weapons and vehicles peop… 11/03/2013 on Revolution or War? why not... 0
#27 - that was the point of the constitution and 2nd amendment. for …  [+] (2 new replies) 11/02/2013 on Revolution or War? why not... -2
User avatar #28 - thebestpieever (11/02/2013) [-]
Please tell me which one of your neighbours you would trust an AGM to.
User avatar #94 - parttimezombie (11/03/2013) [-]
you would actually be surprised what weapons and vehicles people can still get. granted you have to have a lot of money, but people have tanks(usually older), 50 cal machine guns, grenade launchers, etc.
#90 - oh ye people of little faith  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2013 on Godamet Hershel +25
User avatar #111 - biggydy (11/01/2013) [-]
Was it hard to get it? what do they ask you?
#82 - myself getting my face chopped in half this past episode  [+] (4 new replies) 11/01/2013 on Godamet Hershel +29
#88 - yetiyitties (11/01/2013) [-]
#84 - alphadolan (11/01/2013) [-]
#90 - parttimezombie (11/01/2013) [-]
oh ye people of little faith
User avatar #111 - biggydy (11/01/2013) [-]
Was it hard to get it? what do they ask you?
#80 - AMC cut the budget. even though they are making more and more … 11/01/2013 on Godamet Hershel +1
#112 - Picture 11/01/2013 on useful websites 0
#180 - Picture 10/29/2013 on Squirt Squirt +2
#179 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2013 on Squirt Squirt +1
#180 - parttimezombie (10/29/2013) [-]
#178 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Squirt Squirt +1
#179 - parttimezombie (10/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 - Nickdowgg (01/25/2014) [-]

I would like to know more about your role in The Walking Dead, if that's okay.
User avatar #3 - trollnot (01/18/2013) [-]
Meanwhile in the argument.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4374401/Thanks+Obama/733#733

He sent me a private message telling me to go **** myself.
User avatar #4 to #3 - parttimezombie (01/18/2013) [-]
i dont even own a gun... its all just common sense and not being closed minded >.>
i was hoping this would get more thumbs/views =( www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/4376673/Choose+Your+Own+Crime+Stats/
User avatar #5 to #4 - trollnot (01/18/2013) [-]
thumbed
User avatar #6 to #5 - parttimezombie (01/18/2013) [-]
thank you kind sir
#1 - trollnot (01/18/2013) [-]
I'm ******* freinding you I need someone on here who knows what they are ******* talking about.
User avatar #2 to #1 - parttimezombie (01/18/2013) [-]
haha ok, i appreciate that! its not too hard to jut look up things for yourself, but most people dont do that
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