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Date Signed Up:9/06/2010
Last Login:7/30/2016
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#61 - I wish I could get cheap mobile internet in my country. I'd lo…  [+] (9 new replies) 9 hours ago on Stay classy, FJ 0
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#69 - joekerr (8 hours ago) [-]
I got 300 minutes/sms and 400 MB per month for 7,99 €.

That expensive or ok?
#81 - inchesofbanter (7 hours ago) [-]
400mb a month, that's some normie level data usage there my friend...
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#85 - joekerr (7 hours ago) [-]
I don't know how stupidly your mobile bandwith usage is or how addicted to porn you need to be to get over that. Speaking of stupid, pretty sure normies get far over that.

Srsly, I only once needed to upgrade to 5 GB and that was for time after moving when I still had no provide so that I had to use my phone as an access point. THAT sucked like hell and didn't last for shit.
#86 - inchesofbanter (6 hours ago) [-]
Don't get so defensive brush. I use data for streaming movies, downloading music, browsing, not really porn, all the da k meme and webms, listening to podcasts while I work, etc. I've used the data you get in a month only today already.
#100 - joekerr (4 hours ago) [-]
"Don't get so defensive"
"I don't do porn"

Well ... I won't do a penis comparison regarding data use - especially mobile data use. To download such stuff with your cellphone is just dumb.

You must be a cool guy. Watching high quality movies on your phone during school and listenning to podcasts in the library :')

Well, I guess I'm just an oldfag ... cause that mobile shit's quite regular millenial zombie behaviour.

Just banter / kidding. I just don't use my phone for activites that require a lot of bandwith ... all that stuff you mentioned I do on my PC or via wifi.
#101 - inchesofbanter (4 hours ago) [-]
Got you fam, not in school nor uni or college but got you. I'm on the move a lot with what I do so not always in WiFi range. Was just pulling your leg about data usage. Also excuse typos.
#102 - joekerr (4 hours ago) [-]
It's the movies which eat up the bandwith. When I'm on a train for 2 hours plus I just download it on PC and then put it on mobile.

The main reason isn't even the data saving - mobile internet isn't reliable.

And in all other cases I have something to do.

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Here, have this. 4 the lulz.
#103 - inchesofbanter (4 hours ago) [-]
That vid always makes me laugh, thanks man. Your alright friend.
#104 - joekerr (4 hours ago) [-]
#67 - Quick! Ban those scary assault trucks! 07/18/2016 on Smug French Bastard 0
#52 - I've just drifted this track before.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2016 on trumps multi track drifting +6
#66 - hardjunk (07/11/2016) [-]
**hardjunk used "*roll picture*"**
**hardjunk rolled image**i don't remember that being part of the lyrics
#3 - Not if she starts her spin2win combo  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2016 on Dark Souls - Dark Monkey +2
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#4 - twentyseconds (07/07/2016) [-]
when i say out run, i mean like snipe her from max lock range, use the pillars as well
#56 - That trailer with proceduraly generated planet is what hyped m…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2016 on kickstarter 0
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#58 - carlonord (07/07/2016) [-]
Oh, and Roberts stated that the planets, a new landing zone, and the game's first jump point will be coming in or around update 2.7, which if they stick to the monthly schedule, would land shortly after Gamescom, which CIG has been dropping not-so-subtle hints that everyone should tune in to watch what they have to show there.
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#57 - carlonord (07/07/2016) [-]
I have it installed just to screw around in, runs too badly for me to get in to it, and hackers are an issue. I worry that Roberts will make things difficult for the sake of immersion, but I like their new "Inner Thought" system for actions instead of the USE button. It's basically a fancy name for a scroll-wheel menu, like what you have in Arma 2 and 3.

It's the game I'm itching for most, desperately trying to fill the void, so I bought Cheeki Breeki simulator and have been squatting ever since.
#48 - Step 1: Be Chris Roberts Step 2: Have a hundred millions c…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/07/2016 on kickstarter +15
#54 - carlonord (07/07/2016) [-]
>Be Star Citizen backer
>Hype
>Get bored, ignore game
>Come back, re-hype
>Repeat until release or death, whichever comes first.

In all seriousness, the game's coming along at a pretty good pace when compared to other games of similar or even smaller scope. Roberts himself has stated 2 weeks ago that the reason there's been fuck all for updates is because they're waiting on their programmers to finish revamping Cryengine to their needs, as they've pretty much hit the limits of what the base engine can do. He also stated that there's plenty that's either ready, or almost ready, but isn't being plugged in until the engine change. Plus, a lot is being hidden because it pertains to Squadron 42, the single player. Leaks have shown us entire cities and gigantic ships and stations that are very far along, so I'm not putting any more money in to the game, but I'm pretty confident it'll come just fine if everything continues as is.
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#115 - malacrianza (07/09/2016) [-]
The main problem I see with Star Citizen is that it's taking so long, that it's probably going to be outdated the moment it launches. I sure hope to be wrong, I backed that shit around 3-4 years ago.

Also, why the fuck does every patch to the demo has to make me redownload the whole thing from the start? Get your head together, CIG.
#116 - carlonord (07/09/2016) [-]
Every game is outdated by launch, except things like CoD which are basically copy-pasted every two years.

May I remind you that the dev cycle for Elite was over a decade? If you wanna bitch about slow, look at that! Even I don't feel that length of time justifies the content in the game.
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#118 - malacrianza (07/09/2016) [-]
I don't think that being in development hell really counts as "development time".
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#119 - carlonord (07/09/2016) [-]
It's just the chart I've got, but ya true.
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#117 - carlonord (07/09/2016) [-]
Also, this chart assumes development started in 2011, which it didn't. CIG spent almost a year just building the company after kickstarter, so most of 2012 doesn't count.

Plus, CIG confirmed themselves that everything that was shown in the original kickstarter were just models that they didn't even have, or were totally unfit for the game.
#56 - parman (07/07/2016) [-]
That trailer with proceduraly generated planet is what hyped me into backing. Downloaded the game just as public alpha (or whatever they called it) was released. Played a bit with a friend around Port Olisar. Gor bored. Uninstalled.

Waiting for new updates since then. Still I believe SC is gonna be great.
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#58 - carlonord (07/07/2016) [-]
Oh, and Roberts stated that the planets, a new landing zone, and the game's first jump point will be coming in or around update 2.7, which if they stick to the monthly schedule, would land shortly after Gamescom, which CIG has been dropping not-so-subtle hints that everyone should tune in to watch what they have to show there.
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#57 - carlonord (07/07/2016) [-]
I have it installed just to screw around in, runs too badly for me to get in to it, and hackers are an issue. I worry that Roberts will make things difficult for the sake of immersion, but I like their new "Inner Thought" system for actions instead of the USE button. It's basically a fancy name for a scroll-wheel menu, like what you have in Arma 2 and 3.

It's the game I'm itching for most, desperately trying to fill the void, so I bought Cheeki Breeki simulator and have been squatting ever since.
#14 - Robot moved out at 18? Not bad.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2016 on Robot builds a PC +78
#177 - anon (07/07/2016) [-]
Depending on the country it's pretty normal. In Denmark people move out right after high school to start University. So typically 18.
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#63 - quoterox (07/07/2016) [-]
not really a robot then

#14 - Frankly vidya games are what hepled me to git gud at English (… 07/06/2016 on The struggle is real 0
#39 - The hard part is figuring out what actually are you interests'  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2016 on Robot defies all norms +2
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#40 - crystalmath (07/06/2016) [-]
True enough i had it easy with vidya games just figure out which mainstream ones you like and find others talking about them.
#85 - Good for you. I studied German for 5 years. However in that pe… 07/06/2016 on not me 0