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#73 - I'm not into tennis at all, so sorry if my question is stupid.…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/22/2014 on First i am hearing of this 0
User avatar #95 - IceViper (03/22/2014) [-]
Yeah. But unlike starcraft, generally the more you play the higher your rank because even if you are federer you cant go to the US open after like 5 tournament wins
#75 - mrgloboglobito (03/22/2014) [-]
Your rank depends on the amount of sanctioned matches you win. By sanctioned I mean approved by the Tennis Federation of your country. Of course you could also play important tournaments, but to reach them this is usually what you do (atleast in my country):
Academy level --> Club level --> Nationals -> Internationals.

Sauce: I used to play in club level transitional to nationals for tennis in Peru, but i fraked my ankle in a match.


Hope this helped

#543 - That bitch is ugly. 2/10 would not **** . 03/22/2014 on WTF I DON'T EVEN ...FUCK IT ! +1
#3 - 2 female comedian in this compilation - both jokes about sex. …  [+] (14 new replies) 03/16/2014 on I lol'd +23
User avatar #20 - instalation (03/17/2014) [-]
It's almost as if the jokes are selected by one user who doesn't show off their other jokes.
User avatar #17 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/17/2014) [-]
half the guy comedians had jokes about sex and relationships.
User avatar #16 - Temari (03/17/2014) [-]
And what's wrong with a joke about sex? I mean, if you actually went and saw a female comedian perform, you would see that not all their jokes are about sex, but even if they were, who cares? Sex jokes are often really funny.
#8 - glenncocoo (03/16/2014) [-]
Even if I agree with you that the sexjokes/women raito is quite high, there are female comedians people always seem to be forgotten when this subject comes up.
Just look at the Oscars. But still I agree, I wish it was different, that the ratio would change. I think I have an idea of why it is that it is the way it is, but nobody likes walls of texts. Least of all myslef hah
User avatar #15 - robinwilliamson (03/17/2014) [-]
Because women never needed to nor were meant to be funny, so it will generally end up as the cheap stuff.
User avatar #6 - drwhae (03/16/2014) [-]
not to bring down my gender but somehow female comedians just suck. they either try to use sex for humour which just makes it seem needy or they just complain. women comedians in films are usually there to be laughed at, they're never actually funny. they need to stop. Not that women can't be funny...just when they attempt it professionally it doesn't seem to work out.
#10 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
Female comedians can be funny. I find Amy Schumer to be hilarious, even though all her jokes are about sex. She's clever.
User avatar #14 - drwhae (03/17/2014) [-]
I've not watched every female comedian so yeah I'm just being biased on what I have seen. Not saying that women can't be funny and it depends on your sense of humour anyway.
User avatar #9 - timmywankenobi (03/17/2014) [-]
AS a connoisseur of stand up comedy who lives in Montreal and has watched the Montreal Just For laughs comedy festival (the largest comedy festival in the world) every year since 1997 I have found that roughly 9/10 female comedians will not be funny and will spend approx 27.1 minutes in a 30 minute slot talking about her vagina and how hard vaginas are to live with and how men just don't "get it" whatever it is.
User avatar #11 - drwhae (03/17/2014) [-]
That sounds like a depressing amount of time to have to endure women trying to make jokes about having a vagina. I apologise on behalf of my gender.
User avatar #13 - timmywankenobi (03/17/2014) [-]
thanks but such is the life of a stand up comedy fan.
User avatar #4 - kikisu (03/16/2014) [-]
And 4 of the male comedians are talking about sex or penises. But you don't bitch about them.
User avatar #5 - brettyoke (03/16/2014) [-]
Ever watched a male comedian and a female comedian? Seriously, pick any two at random and see which is more sexually focused. I'm against stereotyping for the most part but it's all they talk about.
User avatar #7 - imofcnotharveydent (03/16/2014) [-]
sex sells
#40 - Now that I think of it. Mandalorian steel is supposed to withs…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Jango Fett +1
User avatar #257 - huntergriff (03/09/2014) [-]
also would have been heavy as fuck/
User avatar #256 - huntergriff (03/09/2014) [-]
That ain't mando beskar. It's durasteel. Beskar would have been pretty much near non existant by jango's death.
User avatar #51 - Yojimbo (03/08/2014) [-]
He had no neck guard. I think in one of the later books, Boba Fett gets a lightaber proof neck guard and thinks to himself if Jango had had one he may have survived Mace Windu's strike
User avatar #42 - sierraalpha (03/08/2014) [-]
Mandalorian iron can block lightsabers, but it's also heavy and expensive as hell. Jango and Boba's suits were made of cheaper and lighter Durasteel.
User avatar #41 - psychadelicace (03/08/2014) [-]
Well as you can see in the last one His neck is not protected
#48 - Get dem mods and ENBs. Nothing beats running Skyrim in 30fps w…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2014 on (untitled) +1
#97 - cryingchicken (03/06/2014) [-]
get on my level

WF 7950 1030/1300
User avatar #54 - eiaisqzbsesb (03/06/2014) [-]
You know, besides doing the same thing at 60 fps.
#2 - Cool. But I'd probably **** myself. I'm even scar…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/04/2014 on NASA Image Archives +26
User avatar #10 - rdangerdash (03/05/2014) [-]
Comment #4.
#40 - But on Funnyjunk it is. 02/25/2014 on Am I a bad person? +5
#4 - Too bad there's no sign called Oscar. 02/24/2014 on Heh 0
#63 - inb4 pyramids were built by paid workers 02/23/2014 on ancient Egypt is the best... 0
#9 - Or why do we even call it "hang up".  [+] (4 new replies) 02/11/2014 on You still know what this is? +32
User avatar #92 - iamnotgoodwithname (02/12/2014) [-]
i feel like it has something to do with phones used to "hang" on the wall and such
of course i could just be talking out of my ass
#98 - anonymous (02/12/2014) [-]
It's because the receiver used to hang on a hook on the side of the phone.
#104 - sirowlington (02/12/2014) [-]
Welp, looks like people already forgot.

I didn't know either.
#99 - iamnotgoodwithname (02/12/2014) [-]
anon saves the day
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hi




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