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Average tennis player/actor. Commited Christian, not informed enough politically to determine which political group I'm in. If you know me, I either really dislike you, am really awkward around you, or you're one of my best friends. Into Pokemon, on that board anyways, and I really like the Joker. That about sums it up.

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#146270 - **parlimantum rolls 003**  [+] (1 new reply) 12/10/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #146271 - parlimantum (12/10/2012) [-]
VENUSAUR AGAIN BOOYAH.
#145941 - I really liked a lot of the pokemon (electivire, lucario, magm… 12/10/2012 on Pokemon 0
#125 - because it was posted three comments below you. 12/09/2012 on How it feels, to chew 5 gum +2
#124 - me too, that hurt my face watching it. mfw 12/09/2012 on How it feels, to chew 5 gum +1
#145246 - Picture 12/09/2012 on Pokemon 0
#144907 - hey i'm really sorry about that, my internet crashed, it was n… 12/09/2012 on Pokemon 0
#144681 - Picture 12/09/2012 on Pokemon 0
#144653 - When I was younger, I fapped to a trap sex scene. I didn't kno… 12/09/2012 on Pokemon +1
#144645 - k just mention me when ur ready. will there be a tiny chat? Is… 12/09/2012 on Pokemon 0
#144641 - Hariyama added to the team! Nice. 12/09/2012 on Pokemon 0
#144640 - **parlimantum rolls 297**  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #144641 - parlimantum (12/09/2012) [-]
Hariyama added to the team! Nice.
#144639 - **parlimantum rolls 934** when is this happening?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2012 on Pokemon 0
#144643 - bisharp has deleted their comment.
User avatar #144645 - parlimantum (12/09/2012) [-]
k just mention me when ur ready. will there be a tiny chat? Is there a bracket yet?
User avatar #144640 - parlimantum (12/09/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 297**
User avatar #144641 - parlimantum (12/09/2012) [-]
Hariyama added to the team! Nice.
#64 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2012 on parlimantum's profile 0
User avatar #65 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
waiting in the room
#62 - alright, meet you there.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2012 on parlimantum's profile 0
User avatar #63 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
hey! look who's here and hour and 15 minutes late
#64 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #65 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
waiting in the room
#60 - k 12/08/2012 on parlimantum's profile 0
#58 - that's 2 central, right? if so, then sure.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2012 on parlimantum's profile 0
User avatar #59 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
It's in 2 hours and 45 minutes
User avatar #60 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
k
#144108 - male, hasty, has bide, psycho cut and shadow ball.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #144109 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
fantastic
#144105 - k  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #144106 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
wait give me the info on it. gender, nature, and moves
User avatar #144108 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
male, hasty, has bide, psycho cut and shadow ball.
User avatar #144109 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
fantastic
#144103 - That's right. I'll give you your Meditite when you lose too. I…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/08/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #144104 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
oh ok cool. just let me get my yanmega ready cause I just added him to my team yesterday
User avatar #144105 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
k
User avatar #144106 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
wait give me the info on it. gender, nature, and moves
User avatar #144108 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
male, hasty, has bide, psycho cut and shadow ball.
User avatar #144109 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
fantastic
#144087 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 12/08/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #144101 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
oh fuck... your milotic...
User avatar #144103 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
That's right. I'll give you your Meditite when you lose too. I just want to battle.
User avatar #144104 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
oh ok cool. just let me get my yanmega ready cause I just added him to my team yesterday
User avatar #144105 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
k
User avatar #144106 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
wait give me the info on it. gender, nature, and moves
User avatar #144108 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
male, hasty, has bide, psycho cut and shadow ball.
User avatar #144109 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
fantastic
User avatar #144089 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
just give me like an hour for my yanmega
#144081 - you'll have to beat me for them.  [+] (10 new replies) 12/08/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #144088 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
done. first lemme finish leveling up and breeding my yanmega for my newest addition to the team.

wait u mean wifi or showdown?
#144087 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #144101 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
oh fuck... your milotic...
User avatar #144103 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
That's right. I'll give you your Meditite when you lose too. I just want to battle.
User avatar #144104 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
oh ok cool. just let me get my yanmega ready cause I just added him to my team yesterday
User avatar #144105 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
k
User avatar #144106 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
wait give me the info on it. gender, nature, and moves
User avatar #144108 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
male, hasty, has bide, psycho cut and shadow ball.
User avatar #144109 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
fantastic
User avatar #144089 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
just give me like an hour for my yanmega
#143156 - well, gg, i totally need to get my people to 100.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2012 on Pokemon 0
#143158 - gygaxlgargus (12/07/2012) [-]
Aye.
#143140 - yeah sure. sorry bout all this. 12/07/2012 on Pokemon 0
#143137 - crap, nvr set lvl 50 all..  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2012 on Pokemon 0
#143138 - gygaxlgargus (12/07/2012) [-]
Try again?
User avatar #143156 - parlimantum (12/07/2012) [-]
well, gg, i totally need to get my people to 100.
#143158 - gygaxlgargus (12/07/2012) [-]
Aye.
User avatar #143140 - parlimantum (12/07/2012) [-]
yeah sure. sorry bout all this.
#143115 - Sorry, I dun goofed, my FC is 0949 0666 5617. I gotta do some …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/07/2012 on Pokemon 0
#143118 - gygaxlgargus (12/07/2012) [-]
Okay, I double checked to make sure I have your new one in right, and I do, so I'll be waiting.
User avatar #143137 - parlimantum (12/07/2012) [-]
crap, nvr set lvl 50 all..
#143138 - gygaxlgargus (12/07/2012) [-]
Try again?
User avatar #143156 - parlimantum (12/07/2012) [-]
well, gg, i totally need to get my people to 100.
#143158 - gygaxlgargus (12/07/2012) [-]
Aye.
User avatar #143140 - parlimantum (12/07/2012) [-]
yeah sure. sorry bout all this.
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User avatar #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
y u challenge me
User avatar #67 to #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
is it for the league?
User avatar #68 to #67 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
sure.
User avatar #69 to #68 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
alright gimme a few minutes
User avatar #70 to #69 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
what are the rules
User avatar #72 to #71 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
do you have any specific rules?
User avatar #61 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
friend code is 5415 7781 7561
User avatar #62 to #61 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
alright, meet you there.
User avatar #63 to #62 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
hey! look who's here and hour and 15 minutes late
User avatar #65 to #64 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
waiting in the room
User avatar #57 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
battle at 3PM EST?
User avatar #58 to #57 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
that's 2 central, right? if so, then sure.
User avatar #59 to #58 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
It's in 2 hours and 45 minutes
#49 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #50 to #49 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
thanks, you too. How'd ur other battles go?
#53 to #50 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #55 to #53 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
renkelvin if I'm not mistaken... Bug type. Should be a good one.
#52 to #50 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #54 to #52 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
Thanks. Ur whole Gengar is a good tactic. Destiny Bond+Hypnosis and nightmare: That's a tough combo to beat.
#56 to #54 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #56 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
you can get one easily in the city with the miner gym, in the house just to the left of the poke center, talk to the girl.
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User avatar #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Select trade to get ur badge. And just know that I would've won if I had used my fav team. It's so hard using mono type, especially when everyone uses Dragonite. But you have potential. U got the strategy (although it is very douche- baggy) and the skill, but most importantly the smarts. and thtat milotic of your's is gonna really be a bitch to Dragontaming and derpityhurr. Watch out latiel, we may have a new champion around
User avatar #38 to #21 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
So i can challenge swiftykidd tomorrow, right?
User avatar #39 to #38 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
whenever u want
User avatar #40 to #39 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
oh ok, thanks! When ur not as bogged down with challenges, let's battle with your original team. I'll be looking forward to it!
User avatar #41 to #40 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
sounds like a plan. and of u beat me again and i act like a fag, please forgive me in advance
User avatar #28 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
And sleep inducing moves are considered ok if it only puts one poke to sleep at a time
User avatar #33 to #28 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Yes i know it's just very frowned upon
User avatar #26 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
my +2 whiscash 1 hits milotics so yeah :D
and i just put a ludicolo, but i dont know how itll go
User avatar #42 to #26 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
and that was only with a critical hit.
#43 to #42 - derpityhurr (08/31/2012) [-]
And this is max physical bulk
User avatar #44 to #43 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
Oh... I'll try not to let that happen again then..
User avatar #27 to #26 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeahh... I'm gonna have to do something different when i battle you derpity. That last one was frustrating...
User avatar #31 to #27 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing pokes
User avatar #35 to #31 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I mean diff strategy.
#30 to #27 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing teams mah nizzle
User avatar #34 to #30 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I meant use a different strategy, not change pokes.
User avatar #25 to #21 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Douche-baggy? If you insist. Didn't have to use Milotic this time though. I'd be happy to play you with ur original team anytime.
User avatar #29 to #25 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it's really just the sleep powder and the milotic. Plus I'm also a little butthurt from losing 3 times today. I ******* hate losing... but its so hard not to with an all fighting type team!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #23 to #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
slugia swiftykidd
User avatar #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
You are a smart little Son of a bitch
User avatar #17 to #15 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What is the smartness? This was four minutes ago, so be specific. Good to know about sleep powder tho, I don't use it extremely often.
User avatar #18 to #17 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
the fact that u know i was gonna send out breloom so u sent out arcainine. And the guy who challenged me before u used sleep powder too. it's just fromnwed upon
User avatar #19 to #18 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeah I knew you'd do that. I only used it once, so it wasn't a huge gamechanger. Dragonite's having fun now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
u have no idea how hard it is to be a mono type leader. Especiallly when everyone used dragonite
User avatar #22 to #20 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sounds pretty rough. I'll play you with your original team some other time. Good game though. Didn't have to use Milo this time!
User avatar #24 to #22 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
yup
User avatar #16 to #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
and I'm just letting u know, Sleep Powder, or any sleep inducing attack, is extremely extremely frowned upon in the league
User avatar #3 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
My ds ran out of charge. I thought it could make it through this battle, but it couldnt since it was taking so long
#4 to #3 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sure it did. Charge up and come back. Milotic will be waiting.
User avatar #5 to #4 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it really did. ask goochmaster. my ds was low when i battled him
User avatar #6 to #5 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine. Just come rebattle then.
User avatar #2 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
ur milotic makes me sick. doesn't get much more pussier than that
User avatar #7 to #2 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What? That I can wall your entire team?
User avatar #8 to #7 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no that u constantly use recover. M luxray could take it out easily, but i can't use it
User avatar #9 to #8 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
*my
User avatar #13 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Ur using staraptor?
User avatar #14 to #13 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
accidentally put it in. backed out. my bad
User avatar #10 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Fine, i won't use it every turn.
User avatar #12 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry, I had to back out bc I accidentaly put my staraptor in my team when I flew somewhere
User avatar #11 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Idc do what u want, I just don't have respect for your style of play is all
#1 - parlimantum (08/28/2012) [-]
I am so pumped for the new league.
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