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Average tennis player/actor. Commited Christian, not informed enough politically to determine which political group I'm in. If you know me, I either really dislike you, am really awkward around you, or you're one of my best friends. Into Pokemon, on that board anyways, and I really like the Joker. That about sums it up.

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#198356 - i think i'll take acrobat.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2013 on Pokemon +1
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User avatar #198359 - parlimantum (01/13/2013) [-]
yeah, i was thinking tyranitar, gliscor, not sure who else.. maybe a gengar,..
#198354 - oh hey starc, yeah i've just been roamin a bit lately. 01/13/2013 on Pokemon +1
#198350 - what set for a gliscor should i use?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/13/2013 on Pokemon +1
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User avatar #198356 - parlimantum (01/13/2013) [-]
i think i'll take acrobat.
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User avatar #198359 - parlimantum (01/13/2013) [-]
yeah, i was thinking tyranitar, gliscor, not sure who else.. maybe a gengar,..
#198342 - So, guys. There's a Pokemon VGC Regional Tournament happening …  [+] (10 new replies) 01/13/2013 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #198351 - dragostarc (01/13/2013) [-]
Dude, it's been so long since I've seen you online
User avatar #198354 - parlimantum (01/13/2013) [-]
oh hey starc, yeah i've just been roamin a bit lately.
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User avatar #198350 - parlimantum (01/13/2013) [-]
what set for a gliscor should i use?
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User avatar #198356 - parlimantum (01/13/2013) [-]
i think i'll take acrobat.
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User avatar #198359 - parlimantum (01/13/2013) [-]
yeah, i was thinking tyranitar, gliscor, not sure who else.. maybe a gengar,..
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#72 - do you have any specific rules? 01/12/2013 on parlimantum's profile 0
#70 - what are the rules  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2013 on parlimantum's profile 0
#71 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #72 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
do you have any specific rules?
#68 - sure.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/12/2013 on parlimantum's profile 0
User avatar #69 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
alright gimme a few minutes
User avatar #70 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
what are the rules
#71 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
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User avatar #72 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
do you have any specific rules?
#5240 - While I don't agree that was the sole purpose, as I am a Chris… 01/11/2013 on Religion Board 0
#5239 - Well, first off, I don't believe that this all could have happ… 01/11/2013 on Religion Board 0
#194983 - this legit?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #195008 - cardanbar (01/11/2013) [-]
lolno
#5147 - Hey, I'm a Presbyterian Christian, so if you have anything to …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #5205 - boomboyrage (01/11/2013) [-]
Ok, to get started, I 'll ask, why do you believe in a god, and why the christian god specifically? (im aware I sent the same to thing to jokeface, I'll talk to both of you)
User avatar #5239 - parlimantum (01/11/2013) [-]
Well, first off, I don't believe that this all could have happened by chance. The world and everything in it shows off intelligent design. Just look at the stars at night, or even the complexity of your own body. I highly doubt that everything would have fallen in place on accident. And the conservation of matter law kind of disproves the Big Bang theory, so science contradicts itself a bit there.

But I digress. I believe in a Christian God because I grew up learning about it, and as I grew older I became more and more sure of it. The Bible, while sometimes confusing and sometimes downright boring (i.e. Leroy son of Horesh son of Shiskebab etc etc), the morals that are conveyed and how the human race is ultimately helpless to our sin. Just look at history and you'll find corruption and cruelty. We need salvation from our sins, and God sent it to us in the form of his Son, who lived a perfect life and sacrificed himself on our behalf, and after three days rose from the dead, redeeming us and giving us access to live with God in heaven forever when we die.

Now, for you. Why are you agnostic atheist? Does all this sound like total nonsense to you? I'm not saying it doesn't, to someone who hasn't learned about it all their life like I have, it'd be kind of hard to swallow.
#5059 - my church has wifi. how would they use computers without wifi?… 01/10/2013 on Religion Board 0
#20 - Woah, I just got that. 01/09/2013 on Pokemon 0
#77 - My body is ready. 01/02/2013 on Facebook friends... 0
#176852 - fricken great meloetta sweep right here. 01/01/2013 on Pokemon 0
#147927 - Venusaur, Emolga, Noctowl. Pretty average team here. Not bad, no NFEs. 12/12/2012 on Pokemon 0
#147926 - **parlimantum rolls 164**  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #147927 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
Venusaur, Emolga, Noctowl. Pretty average team here. Not bad, no NFEs.
#147925 - **parlimantum rolls 690** lol trips  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #147926 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 164**
User avatar #147927 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
Venusaur, Emolga, Noctowl. Pretty average team here. Not bad, no NFEs.
#147921 - **parlimantum rolls 999**  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #147925 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 690** lol trips
User avatar #147926 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 164**
User avatar #147927 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
Venusaur, Emolga, Noctowl. Pretty average team here. Not bad, no NFEs.
#147920 - **parlimantum rolls 813**  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #147921 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 999**
User avatar #147925 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 690** lol trips
User avatar #147926 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 164**
User avatar #147927 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
Venusaur, Emolga, Noctowl. Pretty average team here. Not bad, no NFEs.
#147872 - k. 12/12/2012 on Pokemon 0
#147848 - K. Let the games begin!  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Pokemon 0
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User avatar #147872 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
k.
#147843 - so we playing like with set times to get to a gym?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Pokemon 0
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User avatar #147850 - robinaipom (12/12/2012) [-]
Sure that sounds good.
#147848 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
K. Let the games begin!
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User avatar #147872 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
k.
#147831 - ok. when we startin?  [+] (12 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Pokemon 0
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User avatar #147843 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
so we playing like with set times to get to a gym?
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User avatar #147850 - robinaipom (12/12/2012) [-]
Sure that sounds good.
#147848 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
K. Let the games begin!
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User avatar #147872 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
k.
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User avatar #147836 - robinaipom (12/12/2012) [-]
Sure.
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User avatar #147844 - robinaipom (12/12/2012) [-]
Uhh, Emulator.
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#147824 - alright, sounds good. about optional rule 1, if we want to cat…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Pokemon 0
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User avatar #147831 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
ok. when we startin?
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User avatar #147843 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
so we playing like with set times to get to a gym?
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User avatar #147850 - robinaipom (12/12/2012) [-]
Sure that sounds good.
#147848 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
K. Let the games begin!
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User avatar #147872 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
k.
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User avatar #147836 - robinaipom (12/12/2012) [-]
Sure.
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User avatar #147844 - robinaipom (12/12/2012) [-]
Uhh, Emulator.
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User avatar #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
y u challenge me
User avatar #67 to #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
is it for the league?
User avatar #68 to #67 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
sure.
User avatar #69 to #68 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
alright gimme a few minutes
User avatar #70 to #69 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
what are the rules
User avatar #72 to #71 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
do you have any specific rules?
User avatar #61 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
friend code is 5415 7781 7561
User avatar #62 to #61 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
alright, meet you there.
User avatar #63 to #62 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
hey! look who's here and hour and 15 minutes late
User avatar #65 to #64 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
waiting in the room
User avatar #57 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
battle at 3PM EST?
User avatar #58 to #57 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
that's 2 central, right? if so, then sure.
User avatar #59 to #58 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
It's in 2 hours and 45 minutes
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User avatar #50 to #49 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
thanks, you too. How'd ur other battles go?
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User avatar #55 to #53 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
renkelvin if I'm not mistaken... Bug type. Should be a good one.
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User avatar #54 to #52 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
Thanks. Ur whole Gengar is a good tactic. Destiny Bond+Hypnosis and nightmare: That's a tough combo to beat.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
you can get one easily in the city with the miner gym, in the house just to the left of the poke center, talk to the girl.
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User avatar #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Select trade to get ur badge. And just know that I would've won if I had used my fav team. It's so hard using mono type, especially when everyone uses Dragonite. But you have potential. U got the strategy (although it is very douche- baggy) and the skill, but most importantly the smarts. and thtat milotic of your's is gonna really be a bitch to Dragontaming and derpityhurr. Watch out latiel, we may have a new champion around
User avatar #38 to #21 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
So i can challenge swiftykidd tomorrow, right?
User avatar #39 to #38 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
whenever u want
User avatar #40 to #39 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
oh ok, thanks! When ur not as bogged down with challenges, let's battle with your original team. I'll be looking forward to it!
User avatar #41 to #40 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
sounds like a plan. and of u beat me again and i act like a fag, please forgive me in advance
User avatar #28 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
And sleep inducing moves are considered ok if it only puts one poke to sleep at a time
User avatar #33 to #28 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Yes i know it's just very frowned upon
User avatar #26 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
my +2 whiscash 1 hits milotics so yeah :D
and i just put a ludicolo, but i dont know how itll go
User avatar #42 to #26 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
and that was only with a critical hit.
#43 to #42 - derpityhurr (08/31/2012) [-]
And this is max physical bulk
User avatar #44 to #43 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
Oh... I'll try not to let that happen again then..
User avatar #27 to #26 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeahh... I'm gonna have to do something different when i battle you derpity. That last one was frustrating...
User avatar #31 to #27 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing pokes
User avatar #35 to #31 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I mean diff strategy.
#30 to #27 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing teams mah nizzle
User avatar #34 to #30 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I meant use a different strategy, not change pokes.
User avatar #25 to #21 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Douche-baggy? If you insist. Didn't have to use Milotic this time though. I'd be happy to play you with ur original team anytime.
User avatar #29 to #25 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it's really just the sleep powder and the milotic. Plus I'm also a little butthurt from losing 3 times today. I ******* hate losing... but its so hard not to with an all fighting type team!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #23 to #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
slugia swiftykidd
User avatar #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
You are a smart little Son of a bitch
User avatar #17 to #15 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What is the smartness? This was four minutes ago, so be specific. Good to know about sleep powder tho, I don't use it extremely often.
User avatar #18 to #17 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
the fact that u know i was gonna send out breloom so u sent out arcainine. And the guy who challenged me before u used sleep powder too. it's just fromnwed upon
User avatar #19 to #18 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeah I knew you'd do that. I only used it once, so it wasn't a huge gamechanger. Dragonite's having fun now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
u have no idea how hard it is to be a mono type leader. Especiallly when everyone used dragonite
User avatar #22 to #20 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sounds pretty rough. I'll play you with your original team some other time. Good game though. Didn't have to use Milo this time!
User avatar #24 to #22 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
yup
User avatar #16 to #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
and I'm just letting u know, Sleep Powder, or any sleep inducing attack, is extremely extremely frowned upon in the league
User avatar #3 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
My ds ran out of charge. I thought it could make it through this battle, but it couldnt since it was taking so long
#4 to #3 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sure it did. Charge up and come back. Milotic will be waiting.
User avatar #5 to #4 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it really did. ask goochmaster. my ds was low when i battled him
User avatar #6 to #5 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine. Just come rebattle then.
User avatar #2 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
ur milotic makes me sick. doesn't get much more pussier than that
User avatar #7 to #2 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What? That I can wall your entire team?
User avatar #8 to #7 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no that u constantly use recover. M luxray could take it out easily, but i can't use it
User avatar #9 to #8 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
*my
User avatar #13 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Ur using staraptor?
User avatar #14 to #13 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
accidentally put it in. backed out. my bad
User avatar #10 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Fine, i won't use it every turn.
User avatar #12 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry, I had to back out bc I accidentaly put my staraptor in my team when I flew somewhere
User avatar #11 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Idc do what u want, I just don't have respect for your style of play is all
#1 - parlimantum (08/28/2012) [-]
I am so pumped for the new league.
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