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Average tennis player/actor. Commited Christian, not informed enough politically to determine which political group I'm in. If you know me, I either really dislike you, am really awkward around you, or you're one of my best friends. Into Pokemon, on that board anyways, and I really like the Joker. That about sums it up.

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#14541 - Christian straight male, I don't agree with homosexuality, but…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on Religion Board +1
User avatar #14542 - thezillis (03/07/2013) [-]
Now if only other Christians coud be like you
#121 - A hearth attack?!?! We must protect our hearth!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on o god why +3
User avatar #134 - lolwatthe (03/07/2013) [-]
FOR HEARTH AND HOME GUARD THE DOOR!
#57762 - Oh, I do. I'm currently in A Midsummer Night's Dream, and it's… 03/06/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#57750 - You sound like you're already quite appealing to this gentlema…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/06/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#57753 - anonymous (03/06/2013) [-]
Thank you. It's just I don't think I am good enough for him. I am working out and clearing my face to make myself more appealing for him. I just can't see myself telling him how I feel because I don't want him to stop talking to me. I just get lost in his smile. I really strive into making him laugh and feel so accomplished when I do. I am pretty sure he thinks I am dorky because whenever I answer questions in class or he catches me blowing at my hair he laughs at me. Is their a way to be subtle about liking him? I know it's not good to be straight forward but I really am not confident enough to just tell him my feelings. I have always asked previous boyfriends out and they all ended up dating me because they wanted a girlfriend and it really hurts. I want him to like me because he likes me not because he feels bad for me or he just wants a girl friend if that makes sense.
User avatar #57764 - Zarke (03/06/2013) [-]
Don't undersell yourself. You reflect how you feel inside on your outside. If he thinks you're not good enough for him, he's not worth your time, not vice versa. At the same time, be you. Don't mold yourself to conform to what he wants personality-wise, because then he doesn't like you, but rather who you think he wants to like. At the same time, there's nothing wrong with working out more and cleaning yourself up a bit, so kudos to you for finding a reason to take care of yourself.

You sound like a caring, full-hearted girl who genuinely wants to make him happy. He can't ask for much more than that in a partner.

Now to address the dorkiness... I personally like a bit of dorkiness in a girl, and I'm pretty sure that a good chunk of FJers agree with this.
#57777 - anonymous (03/06/2013) [-]
Thanks :) I really hope he does enjoy dorky because dorky is what I am. My science teacher even called me that, she wasn't mean about it though. Everyone in the class I am in him with calls me a nerd and not in the good kind of nerd way, the stop answering the questions in class kind of way. I only answer the questions because no one knows the answers and my math teacher looks at me because she knows that I know it. Also, I don't fake myself, I just am changing what I can, like my weight. I am not obese but I want to be skinnier just because it is more attractive. He smiles a lot when I talk to him. Is that good? I also don't know what he thinks about me being in math and science club. Would you consider that a bad thing? Sorry if I am bothering you with questions and thanks for taking the time to answer mine. I am just very scared and nervous when I am around him sometimes. Today he called me out on messing with my hair and laughed. I don't know if that was a good thing though.
User avatar #57780 - Zarke (03/06/2013) [-]
Well, skinny =/= attractive. You can be attractive and skinny, but one does not imply the other. You have to figure out what looks best on you.

Smiling's good, especially if he's the "I hate everyone" type.

You're not him. Of course you don't know what he thinks. However, unless you being in these clubs somehow got between you two, why would he complain? It's just something you do, just like there's things he probably does.

I'm not him, but sometimes teasing is affectionate. I do it, my father does it, and we can't be the only ones. You'll find out if you bring up your feelings with him. If he's calling out something as trivial as fiddling with your hair, it might be that he thinks it's cute. Or not. Only one way to find out.
#57783 - anonymous (03/06/2013) [-]
Thank you so much. I will play with my hair tomorrow to see if he says something again. You guys helped me so much. I sure hope he doesn't check this board and see my post, he would knows its me. I guess it would be a good way to tell him my feelings. Then again he would also know my plan...oh well. Again, thanks so much for the advice. I might try to tell him my feelings once I feel comfortable with myself.
User avatar #57785 - Zarke (03/06/2013) [-]
Haha, don't force the hair fiddling. Just pay attention if you find yourself doing it again.
#57788 - anonymous (03/06/2013) [-]
Lucky for me I do it often. My awkwardness all seems to make him laugh. Yay for being weird. Thanks for the advice. Better help than any of my friends could give me. ^.^
User avatar #57789 - Zarke (03/06/2013) [-]
No problem ;)
#57749 - So I have a difficult (albeit First World Problem) choice on m…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/06/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #57795 - meowman (03/06/2013) [-]
I had the same issue last year: either join the football team or be stage manager for the one act play. I played football sophomore year and wasn't that great at it. I was stage manager junior year and I had everything organized so well that we were state runner ups. Senior year I decided to go for football again, I was a lot better from sophomore year but still not great, and when I heard that one act didn't even make it to state that year, I had wished I went out for that instead. I could have helped a lot more in the play than I did on the football team. Don't get me wrong though, I loved playing on the team and I loved my teammates
User avatar #57761 - bladebites (03/06/2013) [-]
I'm a bit biased being an actress and active in my school's theater program, but I would go with the play. You have no idea how much fun being involved in the production of the play is until you experience it, just trust me on this.
User avatar #57762 - parlimantum (03/06/2013) [-]
Oh, I do. I'm currently in A Midsummer Night's Dream, and it's a freaking blast. I was just wondering on whether or not to choose it over my "favorite" sport. But thanks for your input!
#57758 - anonymous (03/06/2013) [-]
Go with the play and if they can't cast jump to JV. I really don't know any other way to go about this. Either will look good on college applications.
#14232 - I feel like each religion or belief system come to hate each o… 03/05/2013 on Religion Board 0
#357153 - I never bothered with the editor, ever. I never really cared, …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #357158 - hokon (03/01/2013) [-]
Agreed.
#357126 - I never really saw the point of the gummi ship. I mean it's ok…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #357142 - hokon (03/01/2013) [-]
I didn't like the editor in number 2. It seemed so weird.
User avatar #357153 - parlimantum (03/01/2013) [-]
I never bothered with the editor, ever. I never really cared, and it didn't ever affect the games in a meaningful way. It could have been dropped altogether and I wouldn't have thought less of the series.
User avatar #357158 - hokon (03/01/2013) [-]
Agreed.
#326 - That escalated FABULOUSLY. 02/23/2013 on PETA Fan +3
#10500 - How is it intellectually lazy? How do you believe science &quo…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Religion Board -1
User avatar #10507 - sockprague (02/11/2013) [-]
Life according to the bible doesn't make sense:
God specially made all life? 99% of all species that ever existed are extinct.
God created man? Did he create Homo Neanderthalensis? Austral Opethicus?
The Bible offers a simplistic view of the world, that science contradicts.

However, Christianity isn't about explaining where life, the universe, and everything came from; it's about faith in God. What a wonderful thing faith is. Faith can do things that science can't, like to give the downtrodden hope. Conversely Science can do things that faith can't, like explain/document the natural world and it's surrounding bodies.
User avatar #10505 - SirSheepy (02/11/2013) [-]
>happened by chance
>natural selection
#259192 - monferno 02/11/2013 on Pokemon 0
#10496 - Has anyone considered that God created science? He might have …  [+] (4 new replies) 02/11/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #10497 - sockprague (02/11/2013) [-]
Are you suggesting God made science? I'll assume you mean like physics and chemistry etc. Some people claim that God made animals to have the ability to adapt. But, you can't use god to explain things. It's intellectually lazy. If you believe in a God that's great, but how does that explain Thermodynamics?
User avatar #10500 - parlimantum (02/11/2013) [-]
How is it intellectually lazy? How do you believe science "happened", came to be, etc?

Well, I'm not very intelligent science-wise, but just looking at a human body, with all it's complexities and details, I can't accept that it just came to happen by chance. It exudes creativity, design and precision, and that's one of the ways I come to know God, through the awesomeness of His creation and the complexities of the universe that we will never fully understand until we're in heaven with Him.

That's one of the reasons why "Enlightenment period" thinkers will have difficulty coming to terms with God. They need proof, evidence, and logic over faith and emotion. But in the end, they're putting as much faith in their theories as Christians are in our beliefs of God.
User avatar #10507 - sockprague (02/11/2013) [-]
Life according to the bible doesn't make sense:
God specially made all life? 99% of all species that ever existed are extinct.
God created man? Did he create Homo Neanderthalensis? Austral Opethicus?
The Bible offers a simplistic view of the world, that science contradicts.

However, Christianity isn't about explaining where life, the universe, and everything came from; it's about faith in God. What a wonderful thing faith is. Faith can do things that science can't, like to give the downtrodden hope. Conversely Science can do things that faith can't, like explain/document the natural world and it's surrounding bodies.
User avatar #10505 - SirSheepy (02/11/2013) [-]
>happened by chance
>natural selection
#10495 - *Religious *you're *proved *Richard *And *…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2013 on Religion Board -2
#10509 - anonymous (02/11/2013) [-]
Do you understand sarcasm? I don't think I could have made it any more obvious.
#10494 - yeah, they probably shouldn't be using leviticus for that, tha… 02/11/2013 on Religion Board 0
#251002 - i really enjoy beating OU teams with non OU teams. M…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #251054 - supertanto (02/07/2013) [-]
>typhlosion doesn't have choice scrarf
#330276 - yeah, all non important characters (i.e. townsfolk, jarls, unk… 02/07/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#329304 - do some grinding in lower level areas, get good at smithing, o…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #329312 - conagheraxe (02/06/2013) [-]
Good advice. Since I'll have to backtrack to the surface, will any of the other Dwemer machines or Falmer respawn? I'm not in the mood to battle them a second time when I can return to Blackreach.
User avatar #330276 - parlimantum (02/07/2013) [-]
yeah, all non important characters (i.e. townsfolk, jarls, unkillable ppl) will respawn after a certain amount of in game time. Not sure how long it takes though. Just plan on them being there.
#8542 - False.. This would bring up even more arguments.. 02/03/2013 on Religion Board 0
#288 - 1. What is the contradiction here? Are you saying that a God c…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/29/2013 on drunk -2
User avatar #321 - thebritishguy (01/29/2013) [-]
but those two traits counter act each other, you can't be the lord of peace and war
User avatar #298 - militarybus (01/29/2013) [-]
thank you for taking the time to show me the folly of my way.
#282 - Moses told the Egyptians to let the Israelites go, the Pharoah…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2013 on drunk +5
User avatar #290 - princenarnode (01/29/2013) [-]
this is so funny it has to be a joke. So it must be ok when I myself kill innocents just to show my power and glory, so long as it does not involve the deliberate conscious taking of another persons life? Or is it only ok when God does it? The way you are explaining this to me gives me the impression that God is above his own law.

also "These people sinned, and God brought down judgement on them." You have to be some sick fuck to believe this shit. Who did God kill? the first born of every house hold, who many were probably evil people but many were probably decent people. Who was the real sinner in all this who adamantly refused God's word? It was the fucking pharoah, but God let the poor fuck live in the destruction of his own kingdom and people because God is a sick maniacal fuck. Please tell me where the justice is in that? Please tell me why a God can live above his law?
#277 - context. you have no context. over half the bible is a history…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/29/2013 on drunk -2
User avatar #281 - militarybus (01/29/2013) [-]
fine, put them in the right context. context that makes it not contradict its self. please, go on
User avatar #288 - parlimantum (01/29/2013) [-]
1. What is the contradiction here? Are you saying that a God cannot have two different traits? He is good to all that follow Him, but in Jeremiah, the people of Judah had been sinning and disregarding God for generations, causing Him to send His prophets to give them a warning to repent or he will "not pity, nor spare", etc. etc.

more on the way.
User avatar #321 - thebritishguy (01/29/2013) [-]
but those two traits counter act each other, you can't be the lord of peace and war
User avatar #298 - militarybus (01/29/2013) [-]
thank you for taking the time to show me the folly of my way.
#215527 - NO 01/21/2013 on Pokemon 0
#192 - Picture 01/16/2013 on 4chan +2
#11 - Guys, it looks like a bunch of ripe bananas. Calm down. 01/13/2013 on ThereĀ“s a new hole on the... +2
#198359 - yeah, i was thinking tyranitar, gliscor, not sure who else.. m… 01/13/2013 on Pokemon +1
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User avatar #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
y u challenge me
User avatar #67 to #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
is it for the league?
User avatar #68 to #67 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
sure.
User avatar #69 to #68 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
alright gimme a few minutes
User avatar #70 to #69 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
what are the rules
User avatar #72 to #71 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
do you have any specific rules?
User avatar #61 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
friend code is 5415 7781 7561
User avatar #62 to #61 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
alright, meet you there.
User avatar #63 to #62 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
hey! look who's here and hour and 15 minutes late
User avatar #65 to #64 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
waiting in the room
User avatar #57 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
battle at 3PM EST?
User avatar #58 to #57 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
that's 2 central, right? if so, then sure.
User avatar #59 to #58 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
It's in 2 hours and 45 minutes
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User avatar #50 to #49 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
thanks, you too. How'd ur other battles go?
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User avatar #55 to #53 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
renkelvin if I'm not mistaken... Bug type. Should be a good one.
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User avatar #54 to #52 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
Thanks. Ur whole Gengar is a good tactic. Destiny Bond+Hypnosis and nightmare: That's a tough combo to beat.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
you can get one easily in the city with the miner gym, in the house just to the left of the poke center, talk to the girl.
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User avatar #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Select trade to get ur badge. And just know that I would've won if I had used my fav team. It's so hard using mono type, especially when everyone uses Dragonite. But you have potential. U got the strategy (although it is very douche- baggy) and the skill, but most importantly the smarts. and thtat milotic of your's is gonna really be a bitch to Dragontaming and derpityhurr. Watch out latiel, we may have a new champion around
User avatar #38 to #21 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
So i can challenge swiftykidd tomorrow, right?
User avatar #39 to #38 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
whenever u want
User avatar #40 to #39 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
oh ok, thanks! When ur not as bogged down with challenges, let's battle with your original team. I'll be looking forward to it!
User avatar #41 to #40 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
sounds like a plan. and of u beat me again and i act like a fag, please forgive me in advance
User avatar #28 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
And sleep inducing moves are considered ok if it only puts one poke to sleep at a time
User avatar #33 to #28 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Yes i know it's just very frowned upon
User avatar #26 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
my +2 whiscash 1 hits milotics so yeah :D
and i just put a ludicolo, but i dont know how itll go
User avatar #42 to #26 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
and that was only with a critical hit.
#43 to #42 - derpityhurr (08/31/2012) [-]
And this is max physical bulk
User avatar #44 to #43 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
Oh... I'll try not to let that happen again then..
User avatar #27 to #26 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeahh... I'm gonna have to do something different when i battle you derpity. That last one was frustrating...
User avatar #31 to #27 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing pokes
User avatar #35 to #31 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I mean diff strategy.
#30 to #27 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing teams mah nizzle
User avatar #34 to #30 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I meant use a different strategy, not change pokes.
User avatar #25 to #21 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Douche-baggy? If you insist. Didn't have to use Milotic this time though. I'd be happy to play you with ur original team anytime.
User avatar #29 to #25 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it's really just the sleep powder and the milotic. Plus I'm also a little butthurt from losing 3 times today. I ******* hate losing... but its so hard not to with an all fighting type team!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #23 to #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
slugia swiftykidd
User avatar #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
You are a smart little Son of a bitch
User avatar #17 to #15 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What is the smartness? This was four minutes ago, so be specific. Good to know about sleep powder tho, I don't use it extremely often.
User avatar #18 to #17 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
the fact that u know i was gonna send out breloom so u sent out arcainine. And the guy who challenged me before u used sleep powder too. it's just fromnwed upon
User avatar #19 to #18 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeah I knew you'd do that. I only used it once, so it wasn't a huge gamechanger. Dragonite's having fun now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
u have no idea how hard it is to be a mono type leader. Especiallly when everyone used dragonite
User avatar #22 to #20 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sounds pretty rough. I'll play you with your original team some other time. Good game though. Didn't have to use Milo this time!
User avatar #24 to #22 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
yup
User avatar #16 to #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
and I'm just letting u know, Sleep Powder, or any sleep inducing attack, is extremely extremely frowned upon in the league
User avatar #3 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
My ds ran out of charge. I thought it could make it through this battle, but it couldnt since it was taking so long
#4 to #3 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sure it did. Charge up and come back. Milotic will be waiting.
User avatar #5 to #4 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it really did. ask goochmaster. my ds was low when i battled him
User avatar #6 to #5 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine. Just come rebattle then.
User avatar #2 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
ur milotic makes me sick. doesn't get much more pussier than that
User avatar #7 to #2 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What? That I can wall your entire team?
User avatar #8 to #7 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no that u constantly use recover. M luxray could take it out easily, but i can't use it
User avatar #9 to #8 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
*my
User avatar #13 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Ur using staraptor?
User avatar #14 to #13 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
accidentally put it in. backed out. my bad
User avatar #10 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Fine, i won't use it every turn.
User avatar #12 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry, I had to back out bc I accidentaly put my staraptor in my team when I flew somewhere
User avatar #11 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Idc do what u want, I just don't have respect for your style of play is all
#1 - parlimantum (08/28/2012) [-]
I am so pumped for the new league.
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