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Average tennis player/actor. Commited Christian, not informed enough politically to determine which political group I'm in. If you know me, I either really dislike you, am really awkward around you, or you're one of my best friends. Into Pokemon, on that board anyways, and I really like the Joker. That about sums it up.

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#454588 - **parlimantum rolls 052** imma try n get back into these.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on Pokemon +2
User avatar #454591 - parlimantum (07/22/2013) [-]
meowth... ok.
#208 - This saucy bastard. Ridiculously easy now, but it was one of m… 07/22/2013 on First boss 0
#453738 - and this is why zoroark is one of my favorites.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on Pokemon +3
User avatar #453739 - allnamesrtaken (07/20/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah zoroark.
#453679 - oh ok cool then. 07/20/2013 on Pokemon 0
#453673 - i'm not sure who you are, did you change your name at some point?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #453677 - itsallinthefunny (07/20/2013) [-]
no we just don't each other
User avatar #453679 - parlimantum (07/20/2013) [-]
oh ok cool then.
#453550 - on paper, I should not have won this battle. many things… 07/20/2013 on Pokemon 0
#450066 - yeah i haven't been able to get on for the past few days, serv… 07/15/2013 on Pokemon +2
#449289 - hm. might have to rechallenge that. having it on showdown make…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Pokemon +2
User avatar #449310 - supertanto (07/14/2013) [-]
hey hey hey look who's still alive
#449295 - ecomp (07/14/2013) [-]
Here are the rules, but I haven't saved the newest version of the roster yet, but I know that Supertanto is the first leader, so just ask him who's after him when you beat him.
#449274 - ah well that'd be nice n fun, i might take you up on that. any…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Pokemon +2
User avatar #449281 - ecomp (07/14/2013) [-]
Not really. Tanto has restarted the league, but it's on Showdown now instead on Wi-Fi battles.
User avatar #449289 - parlimantum (07/14/2013) [-]
hm. might have to rechallenge that. having it on showdown makes it less personal imo though. could i get a list?
User avatar #449310 - supertanto (07/14/2013) [-]
hey hey hey look who's still alive
#449295 - ecomp (07/14/2013) [-]
Here are the rules, but I haven't saved the newest version of the roster yet, but I know that Supertanto is the first leader, so just ask him who's after him when you beat him.
#449262 - never left, well i left the board since I was bored, but just … 07/14/2013 on Pokemon +3
#449258 - oh lol that's a good pic thar. didn't know you got it. anyway…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Pokemon +2
User avatar #449265 - ecomp (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I got it on a tinychat. Anyways, you should come back to the board and stay. This place has too many fags.
User avatar #449274 - parlimantum (07/14/2013) [-]
ah well that'd be nice n fun, i might take you up on that. anything new going on?
User avatar #449281 - ecomp (07/14/2013) [-]
Not really. Tanto has restarted the league, but it's on Showdown now instead on Wi-Fi battles.
User avatar #449289 - parlimantum (07/14/2013) [-]
hm. might have to rechallenge that. having it on showdown makes it less personal imo though. could i get a list?
User avatar #449310 - supertanto (07/14/2013) [-]
hey hey hey look who's still alive
#449295 - ecomp (07/14/2013) [-]
Here are the rules, but I haven't saved the newest version of the roster yet, but I know that Supertanto is the first leader, so just ask him who's after him when you beat him.
#449173 - I remember you bro. Although they may not remember me anymore.…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Pokemon +3
User avatar #449181 - hatsune (07/14/2013) [-]
Oh shit, when'd you get back.
User avatar #449262 - parlimantum (07/14/2013) [-]
never left, well i left the board since I was bored, but just kinda drifted for a while, haven't posted anything in well over 6 months.
#449180 - ecomp (07/14/2013) [-]
How could anyone forget the former champion?
User avatar #449258 - parlimantum (07/14/2013) [-]
oh lol that's a good pic thar. didn't know you got it. anyways thought i'd drop by, seeing that x and y are coming out soon, and see how everythang's doing.
User avatar #449265 - ecomp (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I got it on a tinychat. Anyways, you should come back to the board and stay. This place has too many fags.
User avatar #449274 - parlimantum (07/14/2013) [-]
ah well that'd be nice n fun, i might take you up on that. anything new going on?
User avatar #449281 - ecomp (07/14/2013) [-]
Not really. Tanto has restarted the league, but it's on Showdown now instead on Wi-Fi battles.
User avatar #449289 - parlimantum (07/14/2013) [-]
hm. might have to rechallenge that. having it on showdown makes it less personal imo though. could i get a list?
User avatar #449310 - supertanto (07/14/2013) [-]
hey hey hey look who's still alive
#449295 - ecomp (07/14/2013) [-]
Here are the rules, but I haven't saved the newest version of the roster yet, but I know that Supertanto is the first leader, so just ask him who's after him when you beat him.
#60213 - Bet it was a woman then.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... +1
User avatar #60214 - EdwardNigma (05/25/2013) [-]
Most unladylike then.
#60211 - I had my first kiss yesterday. It was really nice, with a girl…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/25/2013 on Hating - file complaints,... 0
User avatar #60327 - aclopolipise (05/26/2013) [-]
Good for you...I guess?
#60280 - anonymous (05/25/2013) [-]
how old are you?
#51 - Picture 04/26/2013 on Squidward is a Ladies Man 0
#398291 - oh lol that's a pretty good one.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #398292 - teoberry (04/01/2013) [-]
yeah, i tried it until i realized what a goof i looked like
#398285 - what do you mean by scent?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #398291 - parlimantum (04/01/2013) [-]
oh lol that's a pretty good one.
User avatar #398292 - teoberry (04/01/2013) [-]
yeah, i tried it until i realized what a goof i looked like
#398276 - OK! I don't have a PC anyways.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #398280 - ghostninja (04/01/2013) [-]
good
#398260 - Who's ready for some BS April Fool's reveals!?!?!  [+] (14 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #398294 - squidgywidgy (04/01/2013) [-]
Youtube are doing the same thing they done last year.
User avatar #398298 - teoberry (04/01/2013) [-]
what did they do again?
User avatar #398282 - teoberry (04/01/2013) [-]
Google's already doing a scent thing.
User avatar #398285 - parlimantum (04/01/2013) [-]
what do you mean by scent?
User avatar #398291 - parlimantum (04/01/2013) [-]
oh lol that's a pretty good one.
User avatar #398292 - teoberry (04/01/2013) [-]
yeah, i tried it until i realized what a goof i looked like
User avatar #398274 - ghostninja (04/01/2013) [-]
Don't go on steam
User avatar #398309 - Gonnafly (04/01/2013) [-]
What happened?
User avatar #398311 - ghostninja (04/01/2013) [-]
steam will put up Hlaf life 3
User avatar #398313 - Gonnafly (04/01/2013) [-]
With COD pictures.
User avatar #398276 - parlimantum (04/01/2013) [-]
OK! I don't have a PC anyways.
User avatar #398280 - ghostninja (04/01/2013) [-]
good
#111 - Picture 03/25/2013 on Eorlund Gray-Mane +2
#29 - SO LITTLE CONTEXT. 03/10/2013 on The Hero Gotham Deserves +1
#85 - I heard that too, but idk if joker could have really been good…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2013 on Joke's on you Harvy.... +1
User avatar #194 - sketchE (03/10/2013) [-]
well thats the way it is in the comics according to my friend. the dark night rises was
User avatar #195 - sketchE (03/10/2013) [-]
pretty close to the comic i heard
#162 - hey what is this show? I wanna start watching it.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/10/2013 on Emma? +1
#167 - laxwarriord (03/10/2013) [-]
Supernatural

There are a fair few seasons, but its easily worth the watch
#181 - ignusim (03/10/2013) [-]
It's actually amazing. You can find in on netflix, IIRC. It's addicting.
#318 - olesc (03/10/2013) [-]
Yeah its pretty awesome. Only thing I havent liked so far is the season with the leviathans. Found it kinda underwhelming.
#14541 - Christian straight male, I don't agree with homosexuality, but…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on Religion Board +1
User avatar #14542 - thezillis (03/07/2013) [-]
Now if only other Christians coud be like you
#121 - A hearth attack?!?! We must protect our hearth!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on o god why +3
User avatar #134 - lolwatthe (03/07/2013) [-]
FOR HEARTH AND HOME GUARD THE DOOR!
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User avatar #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
y u challenge me
User avatar #67 to #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
is it for the league?
User avatar #68 to #67 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
sure.
User avatar #69 to #68 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
alright gimme a few minutes
User avatar #70 to #69 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
what are the rules
User avatar #72 to #71 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
do you have any specific rules?
User avatar #61 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
friend code is 5415 7781 7561
User avatar #62 to #61 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
alright, meet you there.
User avatar #63 to #62 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
hey! look who's here and hour and 15 minutes late
User avatar #65 to #64 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
waiting in the room
User avatar #57 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
battle at 3PM EST?
User avatar #58 to #57 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
that's 2 central, right? if so, then sure.
User avatar #59 to #58 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
It's in 2 hours and 45 minutes
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User avatar #50 to #49 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
thanks, you too. How'd ur other battles go?
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User avatar #55 to #53 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
renkelvin if I'm not mistaken... Bug type. Should be a good one.
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User avatar #54 to #52 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
Thanks. Ur whole Gengar is a good tactic. Destiny Bond+Hypnosis and nightmare: That's a tough combo to beat.
#56 to #54 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #56 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
you can get one easily in the city with the miner gym, in the house just to the left of the poke center, talk to the girl.
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User avatar #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Select trade to get ur badge. And just know that I would've won if I had used my fav team. It's so hard using mono type, especially when everyone uses Dragonite. But you have potential. U got the strategy (although it is very douche- baggy) and the skill, but most importantly the smarts. and thtat milotic of your's is gonna really be a bitch to Dragontaming and derpityhurr. Watch out latiel, we may have a new champion around
User avatar #38 to #21 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
So i can challenge swiftykidd tomorrow, right?
User avatar #39 to #38 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
whenever u want
User avatar #40 to #39 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
oh ok, thanks! When ur not as bogged down with challenges, let's battle with your original team. I'll be looking forward to it!
User avatar #41 to #40 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
sounds like a plan. and of u beat me again and i act like a fag, please forgive me in advance
User avatar #28 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
And sleep inducing moves are considered ok if it only puts one poke to sleep at a time
User avatar #33 to #28 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Yes i know it's just very frowned upon
User avatar #26 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
my +2 whiscash 1 hits milotics so yeah :D
and i just put a ludicolo, but i dont know how itll go
User avatar #42 to #26 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
and that was only with a critical hit.
#43 to #42 - derpityhurr (08/31/2012) [-]
And this is max physical bulk
User avatar #44 to #43 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
Oh... I'll try not to let that happen again then..
User avatar #27 to #26 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeahh... I'm gonna have to do something different when i battle you derpity. That last one was frustrating...
User avatar #31 to #27 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing pokes
User avatar #35 to #31 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I mean diff strategy.
#30 to #27 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing teams mah nizzle
User avatar #34 to #30 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I meant use a different strategy, not change pokes.
User avatar #25 to #21 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Douche-baggy? If you insist. Didn't have to use Milotic this time though. I'd be happy to play you with ur original team anytime.
User avatar #29 to #25 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it's really just the sleep powder and the milotic. Plus I'm also a little butthurt from losing 3 times today. I fucking hate losing... but its so hard not to with an all fighting type team!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #23 to #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
slugia swiftykidd
User avatar #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
You are a smart little Son of a bitch
User avatar #17 to #15 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What is the smartness? This was four minutes ago, so be specific. Good to know about sleep powder tho, I don't use it extremely often.
User avatar #18 to #17 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
the fact that u know i was gonna send out breloom so u sent out arcainine. And the guy who challenged me before u used sleep powder too. it's just fromnwed upon
User avatar #19 to #18 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeah I knew you'd do that. I only used it once, so it wasn't a huge gamechanger. Dragonite's having fun now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
u have no idea how hard it is to be a mono type leader. Especiallly when everyone used dragonite
User avatar #22 to #20 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sounds pretty rough. I'll play you with your original team some other time. Good game though. Didn't have to use Milo this time!
User avatar #24 to #22 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
yup
User avatar #16 to #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
and I'm just letting u know, Sleep Powder, or any sleep inducing attack, is extremely extremely frowned upon in the league
User avatar #3 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
My ds ran out of charge. I thought it could make it through this battle, but it couldnt since it was taking so long
#4 to #3 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sure it did. Charge up and come back. Milotic will be waiting.
User avatar #5 to #4 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it really did. ask goochmaster. my ds was low when i battled him
User avatar #6 to #5 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine. Just come rebattle then.
User avatar #2 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
ur milotic makes me sick. doesn't get much more pussier than that
User avatar #7 to #2 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What? That I can wall your entire team?
User avatar #8 to #7 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no that u constantly use recover. M luxray could take it out easily, but i can't use it
User avatar #9 to #8 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
*my
User avatar #13 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Ur using staraptor?
User avatar #14 to #13 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
accidentally put it in. backed out. my bad
User avatar #10 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Fine, i won't use it every turn.
User avatar #12 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry, I had to back out bc I accidentaly put my staraptor in my team when I flew somewhere
User avatar #11 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Idc do what u want, I just don't have respect for your style of play is all
#1 - parlimantum (08/28/2012) [-]
I am so pumped for the new league.
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