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Average tennis player/actor. Commited Christian, not informed enough politically to determine which political group I'm in. If you know me, I either really dislike you, am really awkward around you, or you're one of my best friends. Into Pokemon, on that board anyways, and I really like the Joker. That about sums it up.

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#532606 - 4828-4766-7413 hit me back 11/10/2013 on Pokemon 0
#529911 - Hey guys, so on my X team I got togekiss goodra ve…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #529913 - chezburgadominator (11/07/2013) [-]
Aegislash is amazing. That team seems good too.
#525170 - I JUST CAUGHT A SHINY URSARING OUT OF NOWHERE ON X!!!!! My day…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #525171 - allnamesrtaken (11/01/2013) [-]
Too bad it has that awful shade of green.
#523391 - yussir, thank ya very kindly!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #523392 - onestacks (10/29/2013) [-]
#523386 - Ready when you are!  [+] (3 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #523388 - onestacks (10/29/2013) [-]
you drew?
User avatar #523391 - parlimantum (10/29/2013) [-]
yussir, thank ya very kindly!
User avatar #523392 - onestacks (10/29/2013) [-]
#523370 - All right! It's like level 8, if that's ok with you. FC 4828 4766 7413  [+] (5 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #523372 - onestacks (10/29/2013) [-]
Perfect

Mine is 3093 7718 8418!
User avatar #523386 - parlimantum (10/29/2013) [-]
Ready when you are!
User avatar #523388 - onestacks (10/29/2013) [-]
you drew?
User avatar #523391 - parlimantum (10/29/2013) [-]
yussir, thank ya very kindly!
User avatar #523392 - onestacks (10/29/2013) [-]
#523357 - Do you have a Togepi? I could get you a Delcatty.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #523389 - onestacks (10/29/2013) [-]
THANK YOU <3
User avatar #523366 - onestacks (10/29/2013) [-]
i do!!
User avatar #523370 - parlimantum (10/29/2013) [-]
All right! It's like level 8, if that's ok with you. FC 4828 4766 7413
User avatar #523372 - onestacks (10/29/2013) [-]
Perfect

Mine is 3093 7718 8418!
User avatar #523386 - parlimantum (10/29/2013) [-]
Ready when you are!
User avatar #523388 - onestacks (10/29/2013) [-]
you drew?
User avatar #523391 - parlimantum (10/29/2013) [-]
yussir, thank ya very kindly!
User avatar #523392 - onestacks (10/29/2013) [-]
#522674 - Picture 10/29/2013 on Pokemon 0
#522671 - ok so i registered you, (i haven't traded on x yet so bear wit…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #522672 - shiningfinger (10/29/2013) [-]
Gotta wair for me to get the egg. I'll register you when I do
#522674 - parlimantum (10/29/2013) [-]
#522656 - All right thanks man! FC 4828-4766-7413  [+] (4 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #522662 - shiningfinger (10/29/2013) [-]
AuRon
3926-5488-5786
User avatar #522671 - parlimantum (10/29/2013) [-]
ok so i registered you, (i haven't traded on x yet so bear with me) now what?
User avatar #522672 - shiningfinger (10/29/2013) [-]
Gotta wair for me to get the egg. I'll register you when I do
#522674 - parlimantum (10/29/2013) [-]
#522640 - Does anyone have a Togepi they'd be willing to trade? I don't …  [+] (24 new replies) 10/29/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #522654 - shiningfinger (10/29/2013) [-]
I got one. Lemmie get you an egg real quick, ok?
User avatar #522661 - RisenLichen (10/29/2013) [-]
I'd like a Togepi too if its not too much trouble
User avatar #522663 - shiningfinger (10/29/2013) [-]
Sure, friend code below
User avatar #522667 - RisenLichen (10/29/2013) [-]
0946-2636-6995
User avatar #522673 - shiningfinger (10/29/2013) [-]
Shit,... It won't play with my ditto
User avatar #522676 - RisenLichen (10/29/2013) [-]
Lol..won't play
User avatar #522678 - shiningfinger (10/29/2013) [-]
That means no eggs, doesn't it?
User avatar #522680 - RisenLichen (10/29/2013) [-]
If it says they don't like each other, there's a lower chance of getting an egg. trying getting a different ditto from another trainer, should breed a lot more frequently.
User avatar #522682 - shiningfinger (10/29/2013) [-]
You have one?
User avatar #522683 - RisenLichen (10/29/2013) [-]
A ditto? Sure
User avatar #522684 - shiningfinger (10/29/2013) [-]
name in game?
User avatar #522685 - RisenLichen (10/29/2013) [-]
Hero. i'd have to find another one
User avatar #522686 - shiningfinger (10/29/2013) [-]
Cant let me borrow one for a little?
User avatar #522687 - RisenLichen (10/29/2013) [-]
oh I was gonna give you another one but sure
User avatar #522688 - shiningfinger (10/29/2013) [-]
either way
User avatar #522689 - RisenLichen (10/29/2013) [-]
I'll need this one back though
User avatar #522694 - shiningfinger (10/29/2013) [-]
same message...
User avatar #522695 - RisenLichen (10/29/2013) [-]
Did you read what toto said?
User avatar #522690 - shiningfinger (10/29/2013) [-]
allright
User avatar #522656 - parlimantum (10/29/2013) [-]
All right thanks man! FC 4828-4766-7413
User avatar #522662 - shiningfinger (10/29/2013) [-]
AuRon
3926-5488-5786
User avatar #522671 - parlimantum (10/29/2013) [-]
ok so i registered you, (i haven't traded on x yet so bear with me) now what?
User avatar #522672 - shiningfinger (10/29/2013) [-]
Gotta wair for me to get the egg. I'll register you when I do
#522674 - parlimantum (10/29/2013) [-]
#511642 - yup, not yet anyways. Thought I might come back a while for X …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #511651 - supertanto (10/22/2013) [-]
ye beb
#511632 - So I'm trying to evolve my freaking Sliggoo but can't find any…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/22/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #511653 - zerosonaku (10/22/2013) [-]
mine is 5129-0824-5627
User avatar #511640 - RisenLichen (10/22/2013) [-]
Go to Laverre Town (All the way up north) in the swampy area on route 14 it rains a lot
User avatar #511638 - gagster (10/22/2013) [-]
1332-8741-6606
Well it seems to rain where ever I start EV training so just follow me.
User avatar #511635 - supertanto (10/22/2013) [-]
PARLY YOU OLD S.O.B!!!!! look who's not dead
www.funnyjunk.com/pokemon/502504#502504 we got a friend code thread right tere
User avatar #511642 - parlimantum (10/22/2013) [-]
yup, not yet anyways. Thought I might come back a while for X n Y. This is some fun stuff right here.
User avatar #511651 - supertanto (10/22/2013) [-]
ye beb
#497487 - QUICK QUESTION: recently found and bought Pokemon Gold for my …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/11/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #497496 - slowbroking (10/11/2013) [-]
I'd say Scyther. It's incredibly useful. It's faster than Ursaring and from what I remember their attacks are pretty much equal. Scyther also learns Swords Dance which opens up a world of potential (I used to destroy Bruno with him. His Hitmontops only offensive moves are Quick Attack and Dig. Set up a ton of Swords Dances then sweep through with wing attack). Hes useful against all Elite Four members.
#671120 - No.. care to elaborate?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #671122 - thepyras (09/23/2013) [-]
It's what Sony is planning to use to play PS3 games on the PS4, it's a service that streams the game to your console whilst being processed in a remote location. It's a great idea really, I think it's what OnLive tried to do but failed at because it was expensive and they had nothing to fall back on.
#671085 - So would it be a good idea to get a PS3 now with all the good …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/23/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #671101 - thepyras (09/23/2013) [-]
Have you heard of Gaikai?
User avatar #671120 - parlimantum (09/23/2013) [-]
No.. care to elaborate?
User avatar #671122 - thepyras (09/23/2013) [-]
It's what Sony is planning to use to play PS3 games on the PS4, it's a service that streams the game to your console whilst being processed in a remote location. It's a great idea really, I think it's what OnLive tried to do but failed at because it was expensive and they had nothing to fall back on.
#88 - I hadn't thought of that before, but that'd be so badass. 09/05/2013 on New Mega evolutions 0
#114 - I imagine a young Wolverine who's kind of a tool and always ge… 08/29/2013 on wolverine gets his nails did +2
#39914 - We are all sinful, broken people. Not a single one of us could…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/22/2013 on Religion Board 0
User avatar #40040 - thebritishguy (08/22/2013) [-]
Just because you like something is an incredibly stupid reason to believe in something, I would like to believe that dinosaurs like the Velociraptor still exist but it doesn't mean that the idea is any more valid whether I like it or not.

I don't believe for a second that you have ever looked at a new born baby, which is an amazing thing, and thought "this deserves pain and torture". Perhaps I have made your mistake and I don't believe it because I don't want to, but I don't think it is natural to have such a gross mentality. I suppose I just hope that you are not so evil.

The whole Jesus thing is just as ridiculous. God already took away most of the laws of the Old Testament, all he had to was take away one more, the idea of sacrifice and he wouldn't have had to torture anyone. Yet he said "no,no, that would be boring, someone has to be tortured, I'll do it to my child. They will make films about it in the future, it will be a good publicity stunt"
I will never benefit from the torture of any innocent human.
User avatar #39941 - revanmal (08/22/2013) [-]
This idea is exactly why I cannot stand the Abrahamic religions.

They convince you that you are broken, when you are anything but. They say you are damned and condemned to suffering because of some intangible stain on a 'soul' you never had. They tell you that it is wrong to be a human, that you deserve to have horrible things happen to you because you exist. And when the preacher is done whipping you with the stick of self-loathing and hellfire, he offers the carrot of Heaven. So long as you believe this and do that and give us money, you will be saved from that horrible fate you deserve because supposedly your ancestors disobeyed an arbitrary command from Sky Daddy.

You are better than you think you are. You do not deserve punishment for being a person, for acting in accord with your nature. Observe the universal Golden Rule, to treat others as you wish to be treated, and everything falls into place. If everyone could do that, the human race would be so much better off.
User avatar #39946 - jokeface (08/22/2013) [-]
Try telling me you've never sinned. I dare you.

Sidenote: "Sky Daddy" is an awesome name for God. Thank you for that.
User avatar #39951 - revanmal (08/22/2013) [-]
I have never sinned. Ever.

Wanna know why? Because a sin is a transgression against divine law, law which I do not believe in. Sin is a construct of religion. The very idea exists solely to control you.

I have performed immoral actions, and I do not like that I did. But just as I have done bad things, I have also done good things. I have given food to the hungry, shelter and clothes and money to those who have none, and hope to those who would have ended the one life they have if someone did not step forward.

I am a person. Good and bad. Right and wrong. And I do not deserve eternal punishment because I refuse to believe in the folk tales of ancient desert people.
User avatar #39952 - jokeface (08/22/2013) [-]
Sin is sin, regardless of whether or not you believe in God. The thing I don't like about the type of atheist you are is that you have this strange preoccupation with criticizing a God you don't believe in. I won't accuse you of attributing your lack of faith to your disapproval for God's methods, because I'm sure you'll deny that that's the reasoning, but I will say that it's a silly thing with which to concern yourself.
User avatar #39955 - revanmal (08/22/2013) [-]
Yes, sin is sin. Except I am of the opinion that sinning is impossible, because it is defined as a transgression against a divine law. Except the one that created that divine law does not exist, and therefore neither does the law. I can't break laws that do not exist, therefore my number of sins is zero. Perhaps I wasn't clear about that.

I'll pretend you didn't tacitly accuse me of being an atheist because it's rebellious by claiming you wouldn't do so, and just answer your argument anyway. I don't disapprove of God's methods. I don't believe God exists. My problem is with the methods of people who claim to speak for him.

I disagree with the idea that others can atone for your crimes, as was attributed to Christ's sacrifice. I disagree with the idea that the sins of the father become the sins of the son, as in the case of original sin. I disagree with the idea that finite transgressions deserve eternal punishment.

I disagree with the idea that for thousands of years, God looked down on the suffering and plagues and famines and wars and did nothing, then decided 2000 years ago that we'd had enough and sent our salvation to the less literate parts of the Middle East to be slaughtered so we'd all be free of a sin God condemned us to in the first place.
User avatar #39961 - jokeface (08/22/2013) [-]
Alright well then there's no point in furthering the discussion. Good day.
#597696 - Borderlands 2 and DLC Trine 1 n 2 The Orange Box T… 07/28/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#230 - So, you're saying that I can get the tools I need to do whatev… 07/25/2013 on all of my yes 0
#455562 - i can only get zangoose with ruby in the other slot, and i los… 07/24/2013 on Pokemon 0
#455558 - well, everyone seems to want normal, so I'll do that. so.…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #455608 - hatsune (07/24/2013) [-]
Ambipom was always cool, I approve.
User avatar #455565 - mysticpichu (07/24/2013) [-]
needs more lopunny
#455549 - So I'm going to try a monotype run of Platinum, and with a typ…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/24/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #455558 - parlimantum (07/24/2013) [-]
well, everyone seems to want normal, so I'll do that.
so... aboot the team, I'm thinking
staraptor
ambipom (don't judge, i like them.)
probably snorlax if i can get one
togekiss
lickilicky
aanannnd.... idk maybe porygon z

i'm open to suggestions.
User avatar #455608 - hatsune (07/24/2013) [-]
Ambipom was always cool, I approve.
User avatar #455565 - mysticpichu (07/24/2013) [-]
needs more lopunny
User avatar #455552 - docxy (07/24/2013) [-]
normal
#455548 - venonat. 07/24/2013 on Pokemon 0
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User avatar #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
y u challenge me
User avatar #67 to #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
is it for the league?
User avatar #68 to #67 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
sure.
User avatar #69 to #68 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
alright gimme a few minutes
User avatar #70 to #69 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
what are the rules
User avatar #72 to #71 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
do you have any specific rules?
User avatar #61 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
friend code is 5415 7781 7561
User avatar #62 to #61 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
alright, meet you there.
User avatar #63 to #62 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
hey! look who's here and hour and 15 minutes late
User avatar #65 to #64 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
waiting in the room
User avatar #57 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
battle at 3PM EST?
User avatar #58 to #57 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
that's 2 central, right? if so, then sure.
User avatar #59 to #58 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
It's in 2 hours and 45 minutes
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User avatar #50 to #49 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
thanks, you too. How'd ur other battles go?
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User avatar #55 to #53 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
renkelvin if I'm not mistaken... Bug type. Should be a good one.
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User avatar #54 to #52 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
Thanks. Ur whole Gengar is a good tactic. Destiny Bond+Hypnosis and nightmare: That's a tough combo to beat.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
you can get one easily in the city with the miner gym, in the house just to the left of the poke center, talk to the girl.
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User avatar #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Select trade to get ur badge. And just know that I would've won if I had used my fav team. It's so hard using mono type, especially when everyone uses Dragonite. But you have potential. U got the strategy (although it is very douche- baggy) and the skill, but most importantly the smarts. and thtat milotic of your's is gonna really be a bitch to Dragontaming and derpityhurr. Watch out latiel, we may have a new champion around
User avatar #38 to #21 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
So i can challenge swiftykidd tomorrow, right?
User avatar #39 to #38 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
whenever u want
User avatar #40 to #39 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
oh ok, thanks! When ur not as bogged down with challenges, let's battle with your original team. I'll be looking forward to it!
User avatar #41 to #40 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
sounds like a plan. and of u beat me again and i act like a fag, please forgive me in advance
User avatar #28 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
And sleep inducing moves are considered ok if it only puts one poke to sleep at a time
User avatar #33 to #28 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Yes i know it's just very frowned upon
User avatar #26 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
my +2 whiscash 1 hits milotics so yeah :D
and i just put a ludicolo, but i dont know how itll go
User avatar #42 to #26 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
and that was only with a critical hit.
#43 to #42 - derpityhurr (08/31/2012) [-]
And this is max physical bulk
User avatar #44 to #43 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
Oh... I'll try not to let that happen again then..
User avatar #27 to #26 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeahh... I'm gonna have to do something different when i battle you derpity. That last one was frustrating...
User avatar #31 to #27 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing pokes
User avatar #35 to #31 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I mean diff strategy.
#30 to #27 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing teams mah nizzle
User avatar #34 to #30 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I meant use a different strategy, not change pokes.
User avatar #25 to #21 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Douche-baggy? If you insist. Didn't have to use Milotic this time though. I'd be happy to play you with ur original team anytime.
User avatar #29 to #25 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it's really just the sleep powder and the milotic. Plus I'm also a little butthurt from losing 3 times today. I ******* hate losing... but its so hard not to with an all fighting type team!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #23 to #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
slugia swiftykidd
User avatar #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
You are a smart little Son of a bitch
User avatar #17 to #15 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What is the smartness? This was four minutes ago, so be specific. Good to know about sleep powder tho, I don't use it extremely often.
User avatar #18 to #17 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
the fact that u know i was gonna send out breloom so u sent out arcainine. And the guy who challenged me before u used sleep powder too. it's just fromnwed upon
User avatar #19 to #18 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeah I knew you'd do that. I only used it once, so it wasn't a huge gamechanger. Dragonite's having fun now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
u have no idea how hard it is to be a mono type leader. Especiallly when everyone used dragonite
User avatar #22 to #20 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sounds pretty rough. I'll play you with your original team some other time. Good game though. Didn't have to use Milo this time!
User avatar #24 to #22 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
yup
User avatar #16 to #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
and I'm just letting u know, Sleep Powder, or any sleep inducing attack, is extremely extremely frowned upon in the league
User avatar #3 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
My ds ran out of charge. I thought it could make it through this battle, but it couldnt since it was taking so long
#4 to #3 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sure it did. Charge up and come back. Milotic will be waiting.
User avatar #5 to #4 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it really did. ask goochmaster. my ds was low when i battled him
User avatar #6 to #5 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine. Just come rebattle then.
User avatar #2 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
ur milotic makes me sick. doesn't get much more pussier than that
User avatar #7 to #2 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What? That I can wall your entire team?
User avatar #8 to #7 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no that u constantly use recover. M luxray could take it out easily, but i can't use it
User avatar #9 to #8 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
*my
User avatar #13 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Ur using staraptor?
User avatar #14 to #13 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
accidentally put it in. backed out. my bad
User avatar #10 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Fine, i won't use it every turn.
User avatar #12 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry, I had to back out bc I accidentaly put my staraptor in my team when I flew somewhere
User avatar #11 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Idc do what u want, I just don't have respect for your style of play is all
#1 - parlimantum (08/28/2012) [-]
I am so pumped for the new league.
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