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Average tennis player/actor. Commited Christian, not informed enough politically to determine which political group I'm in. If you know me, I either really dislike you, am really awkward around you, or you're one of my best friends. Into Pokemon, on that board anyways, and I really like the Joker. That about sums it up.

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#570130 - Drew. (i'm assuming this means in game name)  [+] (5 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #570131 - elitefourcaitlin (02/01/2014) [-]
i dont see you, do you see Neve?
User avatar #570132 - parlimantum (02/01/2014) [-]
No, don't see you anywhere. you sure this is your FC?
4098 3569 5888
User avatar #570133 - elitefourcaitlin (02/01/2014) [-]
ye whats yours
User avatar #570135 - parlimantum (02/01/2014) [-]
NOICE THANK YE VEDY KINDLY
User avatar #570134 - parlimantum (02/01/2014) [-]
4828 4766 7413
#570128 - Yeah sure, I'll get on now.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/01/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #570129 - elitefourcaitlin (02/01/2014) [-]
ign?
User avatar #570130 - parlimantum (02/01/2014) [-]
Drew. (i'm assuming this means in game name)
User avatar #570131 - elitefourcaitlin (02/01/2014) [-]
i dont see you, do you see Neve?
User avatar #570132 - parlimantum (02/01/2014) [-]
No, don't see you anywhere. you sure this is your FC?
4098 3569 5888
User avatar #570133 - elitefourcaitlin (02/01/2014) [-]
ye whats yours
User avatar #570135 - parlimantum (02/01/2014) [-]
NOICE THANK YE VEDY KINDLY
User avatar #570134 - parlimantum (02/01/2014) [-]
4828 4766 7413
#569166 - well surry when I got on yesterday you weren't, so that didn't work.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #570127 - elitefourcaitlin (02/01/2014) [-]
you need metagross still right?
User avatar #570128 - parlimantum (02/01/2014) [-]
Yeah sure, I'll get on now.
User avatar #570129 - elitefourcaitlin (02/01/2014) [-]
ign?
User avatar #570130 - parlimantum (02/01/2014) [-]
Drew. (i'm assuming this means in game name)
User avatar #570131 - elitefourcaitlin (02/01/2014) [-]
i dont see you, do you see Neve?
User avatar #570132 - parlimantum (02/01/2014) [-]
No, don't see you anywhere. you sure this is your FC?
4098 3569 5888
User avatar #570133 - elitefourcaitlin (02/01/2014) [-]
ye whats yours
User avatar #570135 - parlimantum (02/01/2014) [-]
NOICE THANK YE VEDY KINDLY
User avatar #570134 - parlimantum (02/01/2014) [-]
4828 4766 7413
#569164 - Ok I'm on and ready when you are!  [+] (11 new replies) 01/28/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #569165 - elitefourcaitlin (01/28/2014) [-]
>replying a day late
nig pls my DS is away now
User avatar #569166 - parlimantum (01/28/2014) [-]
well surry when I got on yesterday you weren't, so that didn't work.
User avatar #570127 - elitefourcaitlin (02/01/2014) [-]
you need metagross still right?
User avatar #570128 - parlimantum (02/01/2014) [-]
Yeah sure, I'll get on now.
User avatar #570129 - elitefourcaitlin (02/01/2014) [-]
ign?
User avatar #570130 - parlimantum (02/01/2014) [-]
Drew. (i'm assuming this means in game name)
User avatar #570131 - elitefourcaitlin (02/01/2014) [-]
i dont see you, do you see Neve?
User avatar #570132 - parlimantum (02/01/2014) [-]
No, don't see you anywhere. you sure this is your FC?
4098 3569 5888
User avatar #570133 - elitefourcaitlin (02/01/2014) [-]
ye whats yours
User avatar #570135 - parlimantum (02/01/2014) [-]
NOICE THANK YE VEDY KINDLY
User avatar #570134 - parlimantum (02/01/2014) [-]
4828 4766 7413
#568716 - all right then, tomorrow it is. 01/26/2014 on Pokemon 0
#568711 - IGN is Drew.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #568715 - elitefourcaitlin (01/26/2014) [-]
WiFi is being a dick on DS so ill have to trade you tomorrow
User avatar #568716 - parlimantum (01/26/2014) [-]
all right then, tomorrow it is.
#568709 - All right, I'm ready to trade when you are. FC 4828 4766 7413  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #568711 - parlimantum (01/26/2014) [-]
IGN is Drew.
User avatar #568715 - elitefourcaitlin (01/26/2014) [-]
WiFi is being a dick on DS so ill have to trade you tomorrow
User avatar #568716 - parlimantum (01/26/2014) [-]
all right then, tomorrow it is.
#568295 - Nice! I'll see try and be around then! 01/25/2014 on Pokemon 0
#568292 - Hey that Metagross is looking really good to me, but I'm not s…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/25/2014 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #568821 - elitefourcaitlin (01/26/2014) [-]
i have metagross ready
User avatar #568294 - elitefourcaitlin (01/25/2014) [-]
Ye i can clone so its all good
Ill take Floatzel for it
ill be posting here tomorrow or sunday and mention you when its ready since i have a few other people with trades waiting
#568295 - parlimantum (01/25/2014) [-]
Nice! I'll see try and be around then!
#18 - I never had a Gamecube or N64, so I jump at any HD remakes to … 01/20/2014 on How Nintendo/HAL Can Make a... 0
#776736 - (do these work with macs too? or is it just windows?)  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#776879 - thepenname (12/27/2013) [-]
I'm assuming just Windows, 'cause it's called a Wireless Gaming Receiver for Windows or whatever.
#553596 - THANKS YOU'RE A CHAMP  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #553597 - allnamesrtaken (12/20/2013) [-]
YOU'RE WELCOME YOU'RE A CHAMP
#553592 - ALSO i have a seadra if you don't mind too horribly.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/20/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #553594 - allnamesrtaken (12/20/2013) [-]
I ended the trade before I knew, let me send another request.
User avatar #553596 - parlimantum (12/20/2013) [-]
THANKS YOU'RE A CHAMP
User avatar #553597 - allnamesrtaken (12/20/2013) [-]
YOU'RE WELCOME YOU'RE A CHAMP
#553583 - whenever you're ready.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #553584 - allnamesrtaken (12/20/2013) [-]
Okay, trading the other guy atm
#553558 - And if you don't mind, I need to evolve my Haunter, if you'd b…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/20/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #553572 - allnamesrtaken (12/20/2013) [-]
Add me, my FC is 0920-0435-2249
User avatar #553592 - parlimantum (12/20/2013) [-]
ALSO i have a seadra if you don't mind too horribly.
User avatar #553594 - allnamesrtaken (12/20/2013) [-]
I ended the trade before I knew, let me send another request.
User avatar #553596 - parlimantum (12/20/2013) [-]
THANKS YOU'RE A CHAMP
User avatar #553597 - allnamesrtaken (12/20/2013) [-]
YOU'RE WELCOME YOU'RE A CHAMP
User avatar #553583 - parlimantum (12/20/2013) [-]
whenever you're ready.
User avatar #553584 - allnamesrtaken (12/20/2013) [-]
Okay, trading the other guy atm
User avatar #553565 - allnamesrtaken (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah sure, let me finish this batch of eggs then add you.
#553546 - Yeah, sure that'd be great! My FC is 4828-4766-7413, unless we…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/20/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #553550 - allnamesrtaken (12/20/2013) [-]
I don't think I've added you yet. I will in a sec.
User avatar #553558 - parlimantum (12/20/2013) [-]
And if you don't mind, I need to evolve my Haunter, if you'd be so kind to help out with that.
User avatar #553572 - allnamesrtaken (12/20/2013) [-]
Add me, my FC is 0920-0435-2249
User avatar #553592 - parlimantum (12/20/2013) [-]
ALSO i have a seadra if you don't mind too horribly.
User avatar #553594 - allnamesrtaken (12/20/2013) [-]
I ended the trade before I knew, let me send another request.
User avatar #553596 - parlimantum (12/20/2013) [-]
THANKS YOU'RE A CHAMP
User avatar #553597 - allnamesrtaken (12/20/2013) [-]
YOU'RE WELCOME YOU'RE A CHAMP
User avatar #553583 - parlimantum (12/20/2013) [-]
whenever you're ready.
User avatar #553584 - allnamesrtaken (12/20/2013) [-]
Okay, trading the other guy atm
User avatar #553565 - allnamesrtaken (12/20/2013) [-]
Yeah sure, let me finish this batch of eggs then add you.
#552839 - I have a shiny Ursaring, if you're interested in trading somet… 12/17/2013 on Pokemon 0
#548356 - I actually found one on GTS for a reasonable trade. Thanks though! 12/06/2013 on Pokemon 0
#548090 - Anybody wanna help a brother out with a Hidden Ability Fletchl…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/05/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #548110 - swagloon (12/05/2013) [-]
I have a male Fletchling with the hidden Ability. Give me some time and I can breed you one.
User avatar #548356 - parlimantum (12/06/2013) [-]
I actually found one on GTS for a reasonable trade. Thanks though!
User avatar #548095 - alicorn (12/05/2013) [-]
gen V
User avatar #548092 - volero (12/05/2013) [-]
pls no.
I think move tutor in 5th Gen
User avatar #548096 - totodigatr (12/05/2013) [-]
Wow stop being bad anytime
User avatar #548097 - volero (12/05/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #548098 - totodigatr (12/05/2013) [-]
I bet you get killed by Glare Dunsparce too
User avatar #548099 - volero (12/05/2013) [-]
He so scary doe.
User avatar #548091 - totodigatr (12/05/2013) [-]
Playing Gen V
#28 - Sorry, I don't.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2013 on really? 0
User avatar #29 - mushizombie (11/11/2013) [-]
ah too bad then thanks anyhow
#23 - 4766 for the middle numbers, my bad  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2013 on really? 0
User avatar #24 - mushizombie (11/11/2013) [-]
thanks!!!!
#19 - also I, if you wouldn't mind.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2013 on really? 0
User avatar #20 - andimac (11/11/2013) [-]
Sure Drew, always nice to have more friends.
#18 - 4828-4776-7413 Drew  [+] (19 new replies) 11/11/2013 on really? 0
User avatar #57 - oceanfrank (11/11/2013) [-]
1950-8676-6345 is mine, ADD ME
User avatar #27 - mushizombie (11/11/2013) [-]
btw, would you happen to have a vulpix or growlith?
User avatar #63 - captainyoshi (11/11/2013) [-]
Ive got you one ready to go.
Even carrying a free Fire Stone just for you.
0903-2879-0894
Name: Terra
User avatar #66 - mushizombie (11/11/2013) [-]
you seem nice. would you like a pokemon infected with pokerus?
User avatar #67 - captainyoshi (11/11/2013) [-]
Ive got enough pokemon with Pokerus.
Mewtwo had it when I caught him so its all over my PC
User avatar #68 - mushizombie (11/11/2013) [-]
ok nice. idk what ud want..
User avatar #70 - captainyoshi (11/11/2013) [-]
I like Electric type Pokemon. Maybe you got something I dont have
User avatar #72 - mushizombie (11/11/2013) [-]
thanks!
User avatar #73 - captainyoshi (11/11/2013) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #64 - mushizombie (11/11/2013) [-]
what would you likE?
User avatar #65 - captainyoshi (11/11/2013) [-]
Nothing in particular really.
User avatar #60 - captainyoshi (11/11/2013) [-]
One of my friends has Ninetales in their Safari. I can get you a vulpix if you want
User avatar #59 - billbobjones (11/11/2013) [-]
can have growlithe egg, hatched or arcanine?
User avatar #49 - billbobjones (11/11/2013) [-]
i can get you a growlithe
User avatar #28 - parlimantum (11/11/2013) [-]
Sorry, I don't.
User avatar #29 - mushizombie (11/11/2013) [-]
ah too bad then thanks anyhow
User avatar #22 - mushizombie (11/11/2013) [-]
says your codes invalid
User avatar #23 - parlimantum (11/11/2013) [-]
4766 for the middle numbers, my bad
User avatar #24 - mushizombie (11/11/2013) [-]
thanks!!!!
#532606 - 4828-4766-7413 hit me back 11/10/2013 on Pokemon 0
#529911 - Hey guys, so on my X team I got togekiss goodra ve…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #529913 - chezburgadominator (11/07/2013) [-]
Aegislash is amazing. That team seems good too.
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User avatar #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
y u challenge me
User avatar #67 to #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
is it for the league?
User avatar #68 to #67 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
sure.
User avatar #69 to #68 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
alright gimme a few minutes
User avatar #70 to #69 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
what are the rules
User avatar #72 to #71 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
do you have any specific rules?
User avatar #61 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
friend code is 5415 7781 7561
User avatar #62 to #61 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
alright, meet you there.
User avatar #63 to #62 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
hey! look who's here and hour and 15 minutes late
User avatar #65 to #64 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
waiting in the room
User avatar #57 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
battle at 3PM EST?
User avatar #58 to #57 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
that's 2 central, right? if so, then sure.
User avatar #59 to #58 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
It's in 2 hours and 45 minutes
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User avatar #50 to #49 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
thanks, you too. How'd ur other battles go?
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User avatar #55 to #53 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
renkelvin if I'm not mistaken... Bug type. Should be a good one.
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User avatar #54 to #52 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
Thanks. Ur whole Gengar is a good tactic. Destiny Bond+Hypnosis and nightmare: That's a tough combo to beat.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
you can get one easily in the city with the miner gym, in the house just to the left of the poke center, talk to the girl.
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User avatar #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Select trade to get ur badge. And just know that I would've won if I had used my fav team. It's so hard using mono type, especially when everyone uses Dragonite. But you have potential. U got the strategy (although it is very douche- baggy) and the skill, but most importantly the smarts. and thtat milotic of your's is gonna really be a bitch to Dragontaming and derpityhurr. Watch out latiel, we may have a new champion around
User avatar #38 to #21 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
So i can challenge swiftykidd tomorrow, right?
User avatar #39 to #38 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
whenever u want
User avatar #40 to #39 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
oh ok, thanks! When ur not as bogged down with challenges, let's battle with your original team. I'll be looking forward to it!
User avatar #41 to #40 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
sounds like a plan. and of u beat me again and i act like a fag, please forgive me in advance
User avatar #28 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
And sleep inducing moves are considered ok if it only puts one poke to sleep at a time
User avatar #33 to #28 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Yes i know it's just very frowned upon
User avatar #26 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
my +2 whiscash 1 hits milotics so yeah :D
and i just put a ludicolo, but i dont know how itll go
User avatar #42 to #26 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
and that was only with a critical hit.
#43 to #42 - derpityhurr (08/31/2012) [-]
And this is max physical bulk
User avatar #44 to #43 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
Oh... I'll try not to let that happen again then..
User avatar #27 to #26 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeahh... I'm gonna have to do something different when i battle you derpity. That last one was frustrating...
User avatar #31 to #27 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing pokes
User avatar #35 to #31 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I mean diff strategy.
#30 to #27 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing teams mah nizzle
User avatar #34 to #30 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I meant use a different strategy, not change pokes.
User avatar #25 to #21 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Douche-baggy? If you insist. Didn't have to use Milotic this time though. I'd be happy to play you with ur original team anytime.
User avatar #29 to #25 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it's really just the sleep powder and the milotic. Plus I'm also a little butthurt from losing 3 times today. I fucking hate losing... but its so hard not to with an all fighting type team!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #23 to #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
slugia swiftykidd
User avatar #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
You are a smart little Son of a bitch
User avatar #17 to #15 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What is the smartness? This was four minutes ago, so be specific. Good to know about sleep powder tho, I don't use it extremely often.
User avatar #18 to #17 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
the fact that u know i was gonna send out breloom so u sent out arcainine. And the guy who challenged me before u used sleep powder too. it's just fromnwed upon
User avatar #19 to #18 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeah I knew you'd do that. I only used it once, so it wasn't a huge gamechanger. Dragonite's having fun now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
u have no idea how hard it is to be a mono type leader. Especiallly when everyone used dragonite
User avatar #22 to #20 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sounds pretty rough. I'll play you with your original team some other time. Good game though. Didn't have to use Milo this time!
User avatar #24 to #22 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
yup
User avatar #16 to #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
and I'm just letting u know, Sleep Powder, or any sleep inducing attack, is extremely extremely frowned upon in the league
User avatar #3 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
My ds ran out of charge. I thought it could make it through this battle, but it couldnt since it was taking so long
#4 to #3 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sure it did. Charge up and come back. Milotic will be waiting.
User avatar #5 to #4 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it really did. ask goochmaster. my ds was low when i battled him
User avatar #6 to #5 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine. Just come rebattle then.
User avatar #2 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
ur milotic makes me sick. doesn't get much more pussier than that
User avatar #7 to #2 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What? That I can wall your entire team?
User avatar #8 to #7 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no that u constantly use recover. M luxray could take it out easily, but i can't use it
User avatar #9 to #8 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
*my
User avatar #13 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Ur using staraptor?
User avatar #14 to #13 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
accidentally put it in. backed out. my bad
User avatar #10 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Fine, i won't use it every turn.
User avatar #12 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry, I had to back out bc I accidentaly put my staraptor in my team when I flew somewhere
User avatar #11 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Idc do what u want, I just don't have respect for your style of play is all
#1 - parlimantum (08/28/2012) [-]
I am so pumped for the new league.
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