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Average tennis player/actor. Commited Christian, not informed enough politically to determine which political group I'm in. If you know me, I either really dislike you, am really awkward around you, or you're one of my best friends. Into Pokemon, on that board anyways, and I really like the Joker. That about sums it up.

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#93158 - all righty then, I'm off to perfect a team!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2012 on Pokemon 0
#93171 - masterofeevee has deleted their comment.
#93153 - this board deserves a better class of pokebro. And i'm gonna g… 10/26/2012 on Pokemon 0
#93135 - yeah, i've just pulled it together recently, for a while I cou…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #93675 - demonicchimera (10/26/2012) [-]
You better keep that Pidgeotto alive, too many have fallen to nuzlockes, too many.
#93114 - nice, and it's nu, or ru?  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2012 on Pokemon 0
#93123 - masterofeevee has deleted their comment.
#93158 - parlimantum (10/26/2012) [-]
all righty then, I'm off to perfect a team!
#93171 - masterofeevee has deleted their comment.
#93110 - ah, yes, well that happens often enough, but like you said, th…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #93118 - hatsune (10/26/2012) [-]
He's leaving, hopefully forever
#93075 - ok. it's an internet board. I'm not really a regular, i come i…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/26/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #93223 - hatsune (10/26/2012) [-]
Also, it was me and slug who made the Monochrome League, tanto was only the 5th person who tried out for it
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User avatar #93114 - parlimantum (10/26/2012) [-]
nice, and it's nu, or ru?
#93123 - masterofeevee has deleted their comment.
#93158 - parlimantum (10/26/2012) [-]
all righty then, I'm off to perfect a team!
#93171 - masterofeevee has deleted their comment.
User avatar #93082 - hatsune (10/26/2012) [-]
senortanto is being a little bitch as always
User avatar #93110 - parlimantum (10/26/2012) [-]
ah, yes, well that happens often enough, but like you said, the more you feed him, the more he won't leave you alone. just ignore im.
User avatar #93118 - hatsune (10/26/2012) [-]
He's leaving, hopefully forever
#93049 - Well guys, as I said I'm doing a huge multi generation nuzlock…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/26/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #93122 - vulper (10/26/2012) [-]
looks good so far, good luck
User avatar #93135 - parlimantum (10/26/2012) [-]
yeah, i've just pulled it together recently, for a while I couldn't keep on anyone but jeff and pugna, everyone else was dying off... But I'm back on my feet now, looking good.
User avatar #93675 - demonicchimera (10/26/2012) [-]
You better keep that Pidgeotto alive, too many have fallen to nuzlockes, too many.
#93111 - jtwagner (10/26/2012) [-]
Considering it seems like you're the only one talking about pokemon on pokeboard, also lapras masterrace.
#93153 - parlimantum (10/26/2012) [-]
this board deserves a better class of pokebro. And i'm gonna give it one. It's not about trolls and hating, it's about sending a message: JUST SHUT UP AND PLAY POKEMON.

(that last part's not to you, its to the rest of the board)
#44 - that's what I was thinking!!!! (fancy seeing you here) 10/25/2012 on Well fuck. +1
#90701 - who are the runway models??? 10/24/2012 on Pokemon 0
#90696 - **parlimantum rolls 64**  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #90701 - parlimantum (10/24/2012) [-]
who are the runway models???
#87006 - DUBBING IS OVER!! (damn, you guys got to work.) … 10/22/2012 on Pokemon 0
#87003 - all right, sounds good! 10/22/2012 on Pokemon 0
#87001 - what starter for gen 5, o glorious blackity? 10/22/2012 on Pokemon 0
#86997 - you get to choose my gen 5 starter.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/22/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #87000 - derpityhurr (10/22/2012) [-]
the ham
User avatar #87003 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
all right, sounds good!
#86994 - yeah i got it. 10/22/2012 on Pokemon 0
#86984 - got it, piplup it is! 10/22/2012 on Pokemon 0
#86982 - ballisticcentipede and derpityhurr, demonicchimera got 3rd gen…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/22/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #86991 - ballisticcentipede (10/22/2012) [-]
pick piplup for 4th gen then high special attack and if u put 252 e.vs in spe and teach it agility it gets up to 423 spe
User avatar #87004 - demonicchimera (10/22/2012) [-]
Even though I said trips or all Grass types. I actually love Piplup, it's my favourite gen 4 starter (I actually don't like th others at all).
#87007 - ballisticcentipede (10/22/2012) [-]
i like torterra hes pretty cool
User avatar #87012 - demonicchimera (10/22/2012) [-]
Eh, he's alright, I much prefer Piplup and I hate Chimchar
User avatar #87018 - ballisticcentipede (10/22/2012) [-]
chimchar be gay
User avatar #86989 - ballisticcentipede (10/22/2012) [-]
i said pick piplup for 4th gen look down
User avatar #86994 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
yeah i got it.
#86972 - sorry demchim got u first. 4th or 5th 10/22/2012 on Pokemon 0
#86969 - only 4th n 5th gen left. 10/22/2012 on Pokemon 0
#86966 - ONLY 4TH AND 5TH GEN LEFT 10/22/2012 on Pokemon 0
#86961 - alright, i guess that counts. 10/22/2012 on Pokemon 0
#86959 - noice. pick ur pick.  [+] (8 new replies) 10/22/2012 on Pokemon 0
#86968 - derpityhurr (10/22/2012) [-]
Torchic
totodigatr
User avatar #86997 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
you get to choose my gen 5 starter.
User avatar #87000 - derpityhurr (10/22/2012) [-]
the ham
User avatar #87003 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
all right, sounds good!
#86992 - totodigatr (10/22/2012) [-]
also chimera got it first
User avatar #86995 - derpityhurr (10/22/2012) [-]
nou
User avatar #87001 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
what starter for gen 5, o glorious blackity?
User avatar #86972 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
sorry demchim got u first. 4th or 5th
#86953 - starter pokemon bud... i'll probably get a staraptor along the way.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #86981 - ballisticcentipede (10/22/2012) [-]
i see thats taken so pick piplup for 4th gen then high special attack and if u put 252 e.vs in spe and teach it agility it gets up to 423 spe
User avatar #86984 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
got it, piplup it is!
User avatar #86970 - ballisticcentipede (10/22/2012) [-]
oh pick mudkip for third gen then
#86944 - FINALLY. 3rd-5th gen sire. 10/22/2012 on Pokemon 0
#86930 - Alright then, since none of you can roll dubs to save your liv…  [+] (55 new replies) 10/22/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #87006 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
DUBBING IS OVER!!

(damn, you guys got to work.)

1st gen: Bulbasaur
2nd gen: Chikorita
3rd gen: Treecko
4th gen: Piplup
5th gen: Tepig

Thanks guys! I'll post about my journey from time to time!
User avatar #86982 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
ballisticcentipede and derpityhurr, demonicchimera got 3rd gen before you two, so pick 4th and 5th between yourselves.
User avatar #86991 - ballisticcentipede (10/22/2012) [-]
pick piplup for 4th gen then high special attack and if u put 252 e.vs in spe and teach it agility it gets up to 423 spe
User avatar #87004 - demonicchimera (10/22/2012) [-]
Even though I said trips or all Grass types. I actually love Piplup, it's my favourite gen 4 starter (I actually don't like th others at all).
#87007 - ballisticcentipede (10/22/2012) [-]
i like torterra hes pretty cool
User avatar #87012 - demonicchimera (10/22/2012) [-]
Eh, he's alright, I much prefer Piplup and I hate Chimchar
User avatar #87018 - ballisticcentipede (10/22/2012) [-]
chimchar be gay
User avatar #86989 - ballisticcentipede (10/22/2012) [-]
i said pick piplup for 4th gen look down
User avatar #86994 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
yeah i got it.
User avatar #86979 - spidermanrapeskids (10/22/2012) [-]
**spidermanrapeskids rolls 99**
User avatar #86985 - spidermanrapeskids (10/22/2012) [-]
Chimchar to break the combo, if I can choose again I chose Bulbasaur too
User avatar #86966 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
ONLY 4TH AND 5TH GEN LEFT
User avatar #86950 - ancientchaos (10/22/2012) [-]
**ancientchaos rolls 12**
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User avatar #86947 - totodigatr (10/22/2012) [-]
**totodigatr rolls 31** You're going to choose Treecko
User avatar #86951 - totodigatr (10/22/2012) [-]
**totodigatr rolls 98** Treecko
User avatar #86955 - totodigatr (10/22/2012) [-]
**totodigatr rolls 17** Treecko motherfucker
User avatar #86960 - totodigatr (10/22/2012) [-]
**totodigatr rolls 07** Just kidding Treecko, you don't fuck moms
User avatar #86962 - totodigatr (10/22/2012) [-]
**totodigatr rolls 51** Yes you do fucker
User avatar #86973 - demonicchimera (10/22/2012) [-]
I got Treecko for us both. No need to thank me.
User avatar #86993 - totodigatr (10/22/2012) [-]
Yusss
User avatar #86940 - derpityhurr (10/22/2012) [-]
**derpityhurr rolls 15** amateurs
User avatar #86942 - derpityhurr (10/22/2012) [-]
**derpityhurr rolls 52**
User avatar #86943 - derpityhurr (10/22/2012) [-]
**derpityhurr rolls 68**
User avatar #86946 - derpityhurr (10/22/2012) [-]
**derpityhurr rolls 52**
User avatar #86949 - derpityhurr (10/22/2012) [-]
**derpityhurr rolls 77** two 52s
User avatar #86969 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
only 4th n 5th gen left.
User avatar #86959 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
noice. pick ur pick.
#86968 - derpityhurr (10/22/2012) [-]
Torchic
totodigatr
User avatar #86997 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
you get to choose my gen 5 starter.
User avatar #87000 - derpityhurr (10/22/2012) [-]
the ham
User avatar #87003 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
all right, sounds good!
#86992 - totodigatr (10/22/2012) [-]
also chimera got it first
User avatar #86995 - derpityhurr (10/22/2012) [-]
nou
User avatar #87001 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
what starter for gen 5, o glorious blackity?
User avatar #86972 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
sorry demchim got u first. 4th or 5th
User avatar #86935 - ballisticcentipede (10/22/2012) [-]
**ballisticcentipede rolls 27**
User avatar #86938 - ballisticcentipede (10/22/2012) [-]
**ballisticcentipede rolls 60**
User avatar #86941 - ballisticcentipede (10/22/2012) [-]
**ballisticcentipede rolls 99**
User avatar #86945 - ballisticcentipede (10/22/2012) [-]
OOH OOH FOR UR FOURTH GEN PICK STARAPTOR!!!
User avatar #86964 - ballisticcentipede (10/22/2012) [-]
its effective againts rock grass bug and steel if u teach it brave bird and close combat
User avatar #86953 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
starter pokemon bud... i'll probably get a staraptor along the way.
User avatar #86981 - ballisticcentipede (10/22/2012) [-]
i see thats taken so pick piplup for 4th gen then high special attack and if u put 252 e.vs in spe and teach it agility it gets up to 423 spe
User avatar #86984 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
got it, piplup it is!
User avatar #86970 - ballisticcentipede (10/22/2012) [-]
oh pick mudkip for third gen then
User avatar #86944 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
FINALLY. 3rd-5th gen sire.
User avatar #86934 - demonicchimera (10/22/2012) [-]
**demonicchimera rolls 418** If trips, all Grass types
User avatar #86939 - demonicchimera (10/22/2012) [-]
**demonicchimera rolls 55** Well fuck. Can I still roll considering I chose Chikorita?
User avatar #86956 - demonicchimera (10/22/2012) [-]
If this counts I choose Treecko for gen 3 (speedy ass motherfucker, my Sceptile also has a Hasty nature for boosted speed).
User avatar #86961 - parlimantum (10/22/2012) [-]
alright, i guess that counts.
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User avatar #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
y u challenge me
User avatar #67 to #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
is it for the league?
User avatar #68 to #67 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
sure.
User avatar #69 to #68 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
alright gimme a few minutes
User avatar #70 to #69 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
what are the rules
User avatar #72 to #71 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
do you have any specific rules?
User avatar #61 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
friend code is 5415 7781 7561
User avatar #62 to #61 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
alright, meet you there.
User avatar #63 to #62 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
hey! look who's here and hour and 15 minutes late
User avatar #65 to #64 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
waiting in the room
User avatar #57 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
battle at 3PM EST?
User avatar #58 to #57 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
that's 2 central, right? if so, then sure.
User avatar #59 to #58 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
It's in 2 hours and 45 minutes
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User avatar #50 to #49 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
thanks, you too. How'd ur other battles go?
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User avatar #55 to #53 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
renkelvin if I'm not mistaken... Bug type. Should be a good one.
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User avatar #54 to #52 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
Thanks. Ur whole Gengar is a good tactic. Destiny Bond+Hypnosis and nightmare: That's a tough combo to beat.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
you can get one easily in the city with the miner gym, in the house just to the left of the poke center, talk to the girl.
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User avatar #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Select trade to get ur badge. And just know that I would've won if I had used my fav team. It's so hard using mono type, especially when everyone uses Dragonite. But you have potential. U got the strategy (although it is very douche- baggy) and the skill, but most importantly the smarts. and thtat milotic of your's is gonna really be a bitch to Dragontaming and derpityhurr. Watch out latiel, we may have a new champion around
User avatar #38 to #21 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
So i can challenge swiftykidd tomorrow, right?
User avatar #39 to #38 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
whenever u want
User avatar #40 to #39 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
oh ok, thanks! When ur not as bogged down with challenges, let's battle with your original team. I'll be looking forward to it!
User avatar #41 to #40 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
sounds like a plan. and of u beat me again and i act like a fag, please forgive me in advance
User avatar #28 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
And sleep inducing moves are considered ok if it only puts one poke to sleep at a time
User avatar #33 to #28 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Yes i know it's just very frowned upon
User avatar #26 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
my +2 whiscash 1 hits milotics so yeah :D
and i just put a ludicolo, but i dont know how itll go
User avatar #42 to #26 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
and that was only with a critical hit.
#43 to #42 - derpityhurr (08/31/2012) [-]
And this is max physical bulk
User avatar #44 to #43 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
Oh... I'll try not to let that happen again then..
User avatar #27 to #26 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeahh... I'm gonna have to do something different when i battle you derpity. That last one was frustrating...
User avatar #31 to #27 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing pokes
User avatar #35 to #31 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I mean diff strategy.
#30 to #27 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing teams mah nizzle
User avatar #34 to #30 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I meant use a different strategy, not change pokes.
User avatar #25 to #21 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Douche-baggy? If you insist. Didn't have to use Milotic this time though. I'd be happy to play you with ur original team anytime.
User avatar #29 to #25 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it's really just the sleep powder and the milotic. Plus I'm also a little butthurt from losing 3 times today. I ******* hate losing... but its so hard not to with an all fighting type team!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #23 to #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
slugia swiftykidd
User avatar #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
You are a smart little Son of a bitch
User avatar #17 to #15 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What is the smartness? This was four minutes ago, so be specific. Good to know about sleep powder tho, I don't use it extremely often.
User avatar #18 to #17 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
the fact that u know i was gonna send out breloom so u sent out arcainine. And the guy who challenged me before u used sleep powder too. it's just fromnwed upon
User avatar #19 to #18 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeah I knew you'd do that. I only used it once, so it wasn't a huge gamechanger. Dragonite's having fun now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
u have no idea how hard it is to be a mono type leader. Especiallly when everyone used dragonite
User avatar #22 to #20 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sounds pretty rough. I'll play you with your original team some other time. Good game though. Didn't have to use Milo this time!
User avatar #24 to #22 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
yup
User avatar #16 to #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
and I'm just letting u know, Sleep Powder, or any sleep inducing attack, is extremely extremely frowned upon in the league
User avatar #3 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
My ds ran out of charge. I thought it could make it through this battle, but it couldnt since it was taking so long
#4 to #3 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sure it did. Charge up and come back. Milotic will be waiting.
User avatar #5 to #4 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it really did. ask goochmaster. my ds was low when i battled him
User avatar #6 to #5 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine. Just come rebattle then.
User avatar #2 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
ur milotic makes me sick. doesn't get much more pussier than that
User avatar #7 to #2 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What? That I can wall your entire team?
User avatar #8 to #7 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no that u constantly use recover. M luxray could take it out easily, but i can't use it
User avatar #9 to #8 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
*my
User avatar #13 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Ur using staraptor?
User avatar #14 to #13 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
accidentally put it in. backed out. my bad
User avatar #10 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Fine, i won't use it every turn.
User avatar #12 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry, I had to back out bc I accidentaly put my staraptor in my team when I flew somewhere
User avatar #11 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Idc do what u want, I just don't have respect for your style of play is all
#1 - parlimantum (08/28/2012) [-]
I am so pumped for the new league.
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