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Average tennis player/actor. Commited Christian, not informed enough politically to determine which political group I'm in. If you know me, I either really dislike you, am really awkward around you, or you're one of my best friends. Into Pokemon, on that board anyways, and I really like the Joker. That about sums it up.

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#107695 - **parlimantum rolls 315** so just roll this one and get whoever?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Pokemon 0
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User avatar #107702 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
ok, so just poliwrath and wormadam.
#107684 - Poliwrath, Spearow and Wormadam.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Pokemon 0
#107692 - legendaryicarus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #107695 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 315** so just roll this one and get whoever?
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User avatar #107702 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
ok, so just poliwrath and wormadam.
#107682 - **parlimantum rolls 021** Poliwrath... not bad.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #107684 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
Poliwrath, Spearow and Wormadam.
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User avatar #107695 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 315** so just roll this one and get whoever?
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User avatar #107702 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
ok, so just poliwrath and wormadam.
#107681 - **parlimantum rolls 062**  [+] (6 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #107682 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 021** Poliwrath... not bad.
User avatar #107684 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
Poliwrath, Spearow and Wormadam.
#107692 - legendaryicarus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #107695 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 315** so just roll this one and get whoever?
#107700 - legendaryicarus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #107702 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
ok, so just poliwrath and wormadam.
#107679 - **parlimantum rolls 706** i got a wormadam too...  [+] (7 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #107681 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 062**
User avatar #107682 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 021** Poliwrath... not bad.
User avatar #107684 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
Poliwrath, Spearow and Wormadam.
#107692 - legendaryicarus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #107695 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 315** so just roll this one and get whoever?
#107700 - legendaryicarus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #107702 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
ok, so just poliwrath and wormadam.
#107677 - **parlimantum rolls 413**  [+] (9 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Pokemon +1
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User avatar #107679 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 706** i got a wormadam too...
User avatar #107681 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 062**
User avatar #107682 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 021** Poliwrath... not bad.
User avatar #107684 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
Poliwrath, Spearow and Wormadam.
#107692 - legendaryicarus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #107695 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 315** so just roll this one and get whoever?
#107700 - legendaryicarus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #107702 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
ok, so just poliwrath and wormadam.
#107676 - **parlimantum rolls 833**  [+] (10 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #107677 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 413**
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User avatar #107679 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 706** i got a wormadam too...
User avatar #107681 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 062**
User avatar #107682 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 021** Poliwrath... not bad.
User avatar #107684 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
Poliwrath, Spearow and Wormadam.
#107692 - legendaryicarus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #107695 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 315** so just roll this one and get whoever?
#107700 - legendaryicarus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #107702 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
ok, so just poliwrath and wormadam.
#106887 - we had gameboys and a link cable. i don't ever trade consoles …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #106889 - totodigatr (11/05/2012) [-]
Awesome man. I'm planning to get my first nintendo hand held console finally (3ds). Also I think I will buy a gameboy from a friend because he doesn't play now (Leafgreen included).

Too bad I have nothing to trade with, hue
#106885 - yeah ds lite, got a buddy o mine to help with the alakazam.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #106886 - totodigatr (11/05/2012) [-]
Noice. Does he have Gameboys, or the trade works wireless in a ds lite?
User avatar #106887 - parlimantum (11/05/2012) [-]
we had gameboys and a link cable. i don't ever trade consoles in or nothing, so i've got all my stuff since GB Color.
User avatar #106889 - totodigatr (11/05/2012) [-]
Awesome man. I'm planning to get my first nintendo hand held console finally (3ds). Also I think I will buy a gameboy from a friend because he doesn't play now (Leafgreen included).

Too bad I have nothing to trade with, hue
#106882 - Where? At my house, on my Ds lite...  [+] (5 new replies) 11/05/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #106884 - totodigatr (11/05/2012) [-]
Yes, I think I should have made that question more specific. But yes, the console was the question
User avatar #106885 - parlimantum (11/05/2012) [-]
yeah ds lite, got a buddy o mine to help with the alakazam.
User avatar #106886 - totodigatr (11/05/2012) [-]
Noice. Does he have Gameboys, or the trade works wireless in a ds lite?
User avatar #106887 - parlimantum (11/05/2012) [-]
we had gameboys and a link cable. i don't ever trade consoles in or nothing, so i've got all my stuff since GB Color.
User avatar #106889 - totodigatr (11/05/2012) [-]
Awesome man. I'm planning to get my first nintendo hand held console finally (3ds). Also I think I will buy a gameboy from a friend because he doesn't play now (Leafgreen included).

Too bad I have nothing to trade with, hue
#106878 - Well, 1) i like venusaur over charizard b) Before I st… 11/05/2012 on Pokemon 0
#106874 - yeah.... i did at first.... He's in a better place now.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2012 on Pokemon +1
#106876 - nyanturtwig (11/05/2012) [-]
I'm so sorry man, I didn't know
#106883 - docxy (11/05/2012) [-]
this thread reminds me of my level 40 pidgeot drumstick
#106903 - hatsune (11/05/2012) [-]
#106873 - Leafgreen right now, I'm doing nuzlockes across every gen, sta…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/05/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #106875 - nyanturtwig (11/05/2012) [-]
Thats pretty cool, like how you're using Venusaur over Charizard
User avatar #106878 - parlimantum (11/05/2012) [-]
Well,
1) i like venusaur over charizard
b) Before I started all this, I had the Fj pokebro community roll dubs for my starters. I got Bulbasaur, Chikorita, Treecko, Piplup n Tepig chosen for me.
#106870 - Ey-o fellas, back again with Nuzlocke News! Just beat Koga tod…  [+] (16 new replies) 11/05/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #106880 - totodigatr (11/05/2012) [-]
Where are you playing it ?
User avatar #106882 - parlimantum (11/05/2012) [-]
Where? At my house, on my Ds lite...
User avatar #106884 - totodigatr (11/05/2012) [-]
Yes, I think I should have made that question more specific. But yes, the console was the question
User avatar #106885 - parlimantum (11/05/2012) [-]
yeah ds lite, got a buddy o mine to help with the alakazam.
User avatar #106886 - totodigatr (11/05/2012) [-]
Noice. Does he have Gameboys, or the trade works wireless in a ds lite?
User avatar #106887 - parlimantum (11/05/2012) [-]
we had gameboys and a link cable. i don't ever trade consoles in or nothing, so i've got all my stuff since GB Color.
User avatar #106889 - totodigatr (11/05/2012) [-]
Awesome man. I'm planning to get my first nintendo hand held console finally (3ds). Also I think I will buy a gameboy from a friend because he doesn't play now (Leafgreen included).

Too bad I have nothing to trade with, hue
User avatar #106871 - nyanturtwig (11/05/2012) [-]
What game is it for? looks very good btw, nice choice in electric and psychic
User avatar #106873 - parlimantum (11/05/2012) [-]
Leafgreen right now, I'm doing nuzlockes across every gen, starting here, then followed by soul silver, emerald, platinum, and black 2 hard mode.
User avatar #106875 - nyanturtwig (11/05/2012) [-]
Thats pretty cool, like how you're using Venusaur over Charizard
User avatar #106878 - parlimantum (11/05/2012) [-]
Well,
1) i like venusaur over charizard
b) Before I started all this, I had the Fj pokebro community roll dubs for my starters. I got Bulbasaur, Chikorita, Treecko, Piplup n Tepig chosen for me.
User avatar #106872 - nyanturtwig (11/05/2012) [-]
I would have chosen Fearow over pidgeotto though
#106874 - parlimantum (11/05/2012) [-]
yeah.... i did at first.... He's in a better place now.
#106876 - nyanturtwig (11/05/2012) [-]
I'm so sorry man, I didn't know
#106883 - docxy (11/05/2012) [-]
this thread reminds me of my level 40 pidgeot drumstick
#106903 - hatsune (11/05/2012) [-]
#102567 - Picture 11/02/2012 on Pokemon 0
#102227 - that could also be gyarados.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2012 on Pokemon +1
#102240 - imnotkickthecat (11/01/2012) [-]
That could also be eevee, because eevee is a little slut that gets around.
#102191 - ditto?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #102202 - imnotkickthecat (11/01/2012) [-]
no
#101 - yeah it was rugrats, where all the babies go nuts and start pi… 11/01/2012 on Adult Jokes in Kids Shows... 0
#101344 - Picture 11/01/2012 on Pokemon +1
#100499 - cofagrigus is nice. 10/31/2012 on Pokemon 0
#99814 - like seviper and zangoose. 10/31/2012 on Pokemon 0
#96184 - masterofeevee, here's the battle video. 10/28/2012 on Pokemon 0
#96168 - does masterofeevee need to spectate or something? 10/28/2012 on Pokemon 0
#96164 - pokemonmmasterred hey sorry i haven't been able to get on, was… 10/28/2012 on Pokemon 0
#93175 - *audible gasp* I am dissapoint. (not really…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #93182 - vulper (10/26/2012) [-]
Okay he is up there with joker, they alternate depending on how I'm feeling.
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User avatar #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
y u challenge me
User avatar #67 to #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
is it for the league?
User avatar #68 to #67 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
sure.
User avatar #69 to #68 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
alright gimme a few minutes
User avatar #70 to #69 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
what are the rules
User avatar #72 to #71 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
do you have any specific rules?
User avatar #61 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
friend code is 5415 7781 7561
User avatar #62 to #61 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
alright, meet you there.
User avatar #63 to #62 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
hey! look who's here and hour and 15 minutes late
User avatar #65 to #64 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
waiting in the room
User avatar #57 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
battle at 3PM EST?
User avatar #58 to #57 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
that's 2 central, right? if so, then sure.
User avatar #59 to #58 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
It's in 2 hours and 45 minutes
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User avatar #50 to #49 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
thanks, you too. How'd ur other battles go?
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User avatar #55 to #53 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
renkelvin if I'm not mistaken... Bug type. Should be a good one.
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User avatar #54 to #52 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
Thanks. Ur whole Gengar is a good tactic. Destiny Bond+Hypnosis and nightmare: That's a tough combo to beat.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
you can get one easily in the city with the miner gym, in the house just to the left of the poke center, talk to the girl.
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User avatar #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Select trade to get ur badge. And just know that I would've won if I had used my fav team. It's so hard using mono type, especially when everyone uses Dragonite. But you have potential. U got the strategy (although it is very douche- baggy) and the skill, but most importantly the smarts. and thtat milotic of your's is gonna really be a bitch to Dragontaming and derpityhurr. Watch out latiel, we may have a new champion around
User avatar #38 to #21 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
So i can challenge swiftykidd tomorrow, right?
User avatar #39 to #38 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
whenever u want
User avatar #40 to #39 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
oh ok, thanks! When ur not as bogged down with challenges, let's battle with your original team. I'll be looking forward to it!
User avatar #41 to #40 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
sounds like a plan. and of u beat me again and i act like a fag, please forgive me in advance
User avatar #28 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
And sleep inducing moves are considered ok if it only puts one poke to sleep at a time
User avatar #33 to #28 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Yes i know it's just very frowned upon
User avatar #26 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
my +2 whiscash 1 hits milotics so yeah :D
and i just put a ludicolo, but i dont know how itll go
User avatar #42 to #26 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
and that was only with a critical hit.
#43 to #42 - derpityhurr (08/31/2012) [-]
And this is max physical bulk
User avatar #44 to #43 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
Oh... I'll try not to let that happen again then..
User avatar #27 to #26 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeahh... I'm gonna have to do something different when i battle you derpity. That last one was frustrating...
User avatar #31 to #27 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing pokes
User avatar #35 to #31 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I mean diff strategy.
#30 to #27 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing teams mah nizzle
User avatar #34 to #30 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I meant use a different strategy, not change pokes.
User avatar #25 to #21 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Douche-baggy? If you insist. Didn't have to use Milotic this time though. I'd be happy to play you with ur original team anytime.
User avatar #29 to #25 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it's really just the sleep powder and the milotic. Plus I'm also a little butthurt from losing 3 times today. I ******* hate losing... but its so hard not to with an all fighting type team!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #23 to #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
slugia swiftykidd
User avatar #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
You are a smart little Son of a bitch
User avatar #17 to #15 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What is the smartness? This was four minutes ago, so be specific. Good to know about sleep powder tho, I don't use it extremely often.
User avatar #18 to #17 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
the fact that u know i was gonna send out breloom so u sent out arcainine. And the guy who challenged me before u used sleep powder too. it's just fromnwed upon
User avatar #19 to #18 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeah I knew you'd do that. I only used it once, so it wasn't a huge gamechanger. Dragonite's having fun now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
u have no idea how hard it is to be a mono type leader. Especiallly when everyone used dragonite
User avatar #22 to #20 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sounds pretty rough. I'll play you with your original team some other time. Good game though. Didn't have to use Milo this time!
User avatar #24 to #22 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
yup
User avatar #16 to #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
and I'm just letting u know, Sleep Powder, or any sleep inducing attack, is extremely extremely frowned upon in the league
User avatar #3 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
My ds ran out of charge. I thought it could make it through this battle, but it couldnt since it was taking so long
#4 to #3 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sure it did. Charge up and come back. Milotic will be waiting.
User avatar #5 to #4 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it really did. ask goochmaster. my ds was low when i battled him
User avatar #6 to #5 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine. Just come rebattle then.
User avatar #2 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
ur milotic makes me sick. doesn't get much more pussier than that
User avatar #7 to #2 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What? That I can wall your entire team?
User avatar #8 to #7 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no that u constantly use recover. M luxray could take it out easily, but i can't use it
User avatar #9 to #8 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
*my
User avatar #13 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Ur using staraptor?
User avatar #14 to #13 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
accidentally put it in. backed out. my bad
User avatar #10 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Fine, i won't use it every turn.
User avatar #12 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry, I had to back out bc I accidentaly put my staraptor in my team when I flew somewhere
User avatar #11 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Idc do what u want, I just don't have respect for your style of play is all
#1 - parlimantum (08/28/2012) [-]
I am so pumped for the new league.
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