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Average tennis player/actor. Commited Christian, not informed enough politically to determine which political group I'm in. If you know me, I either really dislike you, am really awkward around you, or you're one of my best friends. Into Pokemon, on that board anyways, and I really like the Joker. That about sums it up.

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#112266 - With pleasure. 11/09/2012 on Pokemon 0
#112262 - Lance has been defeated!!! Only the Champion remains. Still no… 11/09/2012 on Pokemon 0
#112254 - yeah, but gengars are ghost/poison, so psychic's super effective. 11/09/2012 on Pokemon 0
#112248 - Got past Agatha!!! No casualties yet. Haha you "alakazam'…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #112251 - hatsune (11/09/2012) [-]
Come on Lance, you can do this!
#112239 - Total sweep of Bruno, all OHKOs. getting excited. Staying cool… 11/09/2012 on Pokemon 0
#112234 - No, everyone was at least 50% by the end of the battle, and th… 11/09/2012 on Pokemon 0
#112228 - Just beat Lorelei, nobody dead. Looking good so far. 11/09/2012 on Pokemon 0
#112188 - Well gents and ladies, this is the beginning of the end of the…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/09/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #112205 - hatsune (11/09/2012) [-]
And then everybody dies, the end
User avatar #112199 - totodigatr (11/09/2012) [-]
inb4 Alakazam dies against Agatha
User avatar #112190 - bladeboy (11/09/2012) [-]
Your aerodactyl and jolteon are gonna die
User avatar #112189 - demonicchimera (11/09/2012) [-]
If you lose...
#111713 - my lil bro's name is ben and we make fun of him that he's fat … 11/09/2012 on Pokemon +1
#111703 - Well, after a day of much training for the Elite Four, my Nuzl…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2012 on Pokemon +1
User avatar #111742 - friendlytroll (11/09/2012) [-]
Does your Alakazam do the gangnam style? Get it? Cause he's Psy? No? Ok...
#111707 - championcynthia has deleted their comment.
#111088 - I'd like an inclusion, if you'd be so kind. 11/08/2012 on Pokemon 0
#109218 - I'm thinking to go the whole way... but that means i'll have t…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #109220 - hatsune (11/07/2012) [-]
K
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#109217 - You don't remember Pokemon Trainer Parlimantum? He has the top… 11/07/2012 on Pokemon 0
#109206 - Also, would you say the nuzlocke is over when I beat the elite…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #109212 - hatsune (11/07/2012) [-]
Whenever the hell you want it to be over
User avatar #109218 - parlimantum (11/07/2012) [-]
I'm thinking to go the whole way... but that means i'll have to fight red when i move on to soul silver...... Ah, what the heck. I love a challenge.
User avatar #109220 - hatsune (11/07/2012) [-]
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#109203 - noice one bro, I'm already taking strength and conditioning at…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #109216 - nyanturtwig (11/07/2012) [-]
Next time someone asks if I lift, I'll tell them, that I fucking lift
User avatar #109230 - afriendlyanon (11/07/2012) [-]
nigga plz
#109201 - yeah i've been doing that with the bikers west of celadon for … 11/07/2012 on Pokemon 0
#109194 - 60? Alright, i guess better safe than sorry. Gonna have to do …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #109199 - hatsune (11/07/2012) [-]
Rematch trainers.
User avatar #109206 - parlimantum (11/07/2012) [-]
Also, would you say the nuzlocke is over when I beat the elite four once, or do i need to do the rest of the sevii islands + E4 rematch?
User avatar #109212 - hatsune (11/07/2012) [-]
Whenever the hell you want it to be over
User avatar #109218 - parlimantum (11/07/2012) [-]
I'm thinking to go the whole way... but that means i'll have to fight red when i move on to soul silver...... Ah, what the heck. I love a challenge.
User avatar #109220 - hatsune (11/07/2012) [-]
K
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User avatar #109201 - parlimantum (11/07/2012) [-]
yeah i've been doing that with the bikers west of celadon for a while. i'll just keep it up then!
#109191 - Hey-o fellas, another nuzlocke update! Sorry to burst your bub…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Pokemon 0
#109193 - nyanturtwig (11/07/2012) [-]
I'm thinking about doing a nuzlock challenge when I replay Heartgold or something, I was also thinking about starting this program as well, so that I could train along side my pokemon
User avatar #109203 - parlimantum (11/07/2012) [-]
noice one bro, I'm already taking strength and conditioning at school, so i think i'll pass.
User avatar #109216 - nyanturtwig (11/07/2012) [-]
Next time someone asks if I lift, I'll tell them, that I fucking lift
User avatar #109230 - afriendlyanon (11/07/2012) [-]
nigga plz
User avatar #109192 - hatsune (11/07/2012) [-]
Get to 60 before the E4
User avatar #109194 - parlimantum (11/07/2012) [-]
60? Alright, i guess better safe than sorry. Gonna have to do some hardcore grinding though. Any tips on the best places, or should I just do Victory road wilds in general?
User avatar #109199 - hatsune (11/07/2012) [-]
Rematch trainers.
User avatar #109206 - parlimantum (11/07/2012) [-]
Also, would you say the nuzlocke is over when I beat the elite four once, or do i need to do the rest of the sevii islands + E4 rematch?
User avatar #109212 - hatsune (11/07/2012) [-]
Whenever the hell you want it to be over
User avatar #109218 - parlimantum (11/07/2012) [-]
I'm thinking to go the whole way... but that means i'll have to fight red when i move on to soul silver...... Ah, what the heck. I love a challenge.
User avatar #109220 - hatsune (11/07/2012) [-]
K
#109219 - hatsune has deleted their comment.
User avatar #109201 - parlimantum (11/07/2012) [-]
yeah i've been doing that with the bikers west of celadon for a while. i'll just keep it up then!
#108696 - Wartortle, Poliwrath and Wormadam. I'll see what I can do. 11/06/2012 on Pokemon 0
#108694 - **parlimantum rolls 008** standby...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #108696 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
Wartortle, Poliwrath and Wormadam. I'll see what I can do.
#108691 - **parlimantum rolls 923** cmon now, an actual pokemon...  [+] (2 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #108694 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 008** standby...
User avatar #108696 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
Wartortle, Poliwrath and Wormadam. I'll see what I can do.
#108687 - **parlimantum rolls 711** rerollin'  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #108691 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 923** cmon now, an actual pokemon...
User avatar #108694 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 008** standby...
User avatar #108696 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
Wartortle, Poliwrath and Wormadam. I'll see what I can do.
#108684 - **parlimantum rolls 680** gotta wormadam, poliwrath, and...  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #108687 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 711** rerollin'
User avatar #108691 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 923** cmon now, an actual pokemon...
User avatar #108694 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 008** standby...
User avatar #108696 - parlimantum (11/06/2012) [-]
Wartortle, Poliwrath and Wormadam. I'll see what I can do.
#108076 - hey guys, quick update on the nuzlocke before I head off to sl…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Pokemon 0
#108106 - championcynthia has deleted their comment.
User avatar #108077 - hatsune (11/06/2012) [-]
inb4 Clarence dies
User avatar #108079 - docxy (11/06/2012) [-]
im getting a random feelin
somthin's telling me
criticalhit
jolteon dies
#107702 - ok, so just poliwrath and wormadam. 11/06/2012 on Pokemon +1
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User avatar #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
y u challenge me
User avatar #67 to #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
is it for the league?
User avatar #68 to #67 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
sure.
User avatar #69 to #68 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
alright gimme a few minutes
User avatar #70 to #69 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
what are the rules
User avatar #72 to #71 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
do you have any specific rules?
User avatar #61 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
friend code is 5415 7781 7561
User avatar #62 to #61 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
alright, meet you there.
User avatar #63 to #62 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
hey! look who's here and hour and 15 minutes late
User avatar #65 to #64 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
waiting in the room
User avatar #57 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
battle at 3PM EST?
User avatar #58 to #57 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
that's 2 central, right? if so, then sure.
User avatar #59 to #58 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
It's in 2 hours and 45 minutes
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User avatar #50 to #49 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
thanks, you too. How'd ur other battles go?
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User avatar #55 to #53 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
renkelvin if I'm not mistaken... Bug type. Should be a good one.
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User avatar #54 to #52 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
Thanks. Ur whole Gengar is a good tactic. Destiny Bond+Hypnosis and nightmare: That's a tough combo to beat.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
you can get one easily in the city with the miner gym, in the house just to the left of the poke center, talk to the girl.
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User avatar #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Select trade to get ur badge. And just know that I would've won if I had used my fav team. It's so hard using mono type, especially when everyone uses Dragonite. But you have potential. U got the strategy (although it is very douche- baggy) and the skill, but most importantly the smarts. and thtat milotic of your's is gonna really be a bitch to Dragontaming and derpityhurr. Watch out latiel, we may have a new champion around
User avatar #38 to #21 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
So i can challenge swiftykidd tomorrow, right?
User avatar #39 to #38 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
whenever u want
User avatar #40 to #39 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
oh ok, thanks! When ur not as bogged down with challenges, let's battle with your original team. I'll be looking forward to it!
User avatar #41 to #40 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
sounds like a plan. and of u beat me again and i act like a fag, please forgive me in advance
User avatar #28 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
And sleep inducing moves are considered ok if it only puts one poke to sleep at a time
User avatar #33 to #28 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Yes i know it's just very frowned upon
User avatar #26 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
my +2 whiscash 1 hits milotics so yeah :D
and i just put a ludicolo, but i dont know how itll go
User avatar #42 to #26 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
and that was only with a critical hit.
#43 to #42 - derpityhurr (08/31/2012) [-]
And this is max physical bulk
User avatar #44 to #43 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
Oh... I'll try not to let that happen again then..
User avatar #27 to #26 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeahh... I'm gonna have to do something different when i battle you derpity. That last one was frustrating...
User avatar #31 to #27 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing pokes
User avatar #35 to #31 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I mean diff strategy.
#30 to #27 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing teams mah nizzle
User avatar #34 to #30 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I meant use a different strategy, not change pokes.
User avatar #25 to #21 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Douche-baggy? If you insist. Didn't have to use Milotic this time though. I'd be happy to play you with ur original team anytime.
User avatar #29 to #25 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it's really just the sleep powder and the milotic. Plus I'm also a little butthurt from losing 3 times today. I ******* hate losing... but its so hard not to with an all fighting type team!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #23 to #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
slugia swiftykidd
User avatar #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
You are a smart little Son of a bitch
User avatar #17 to #15 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What is the smartness? This was four minutes ago, so be specific. Good to know about sleep powder tho, I don't use it extremely often.
User avatar #18 to #17 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
the fact that u know i was gonna send out breloom so u sent out arcainine. And the guy who challenged me before u used sleep powder too. it's just fromnwed upon
User avatar #19 to #18 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeah I knew you'd do that. I only used it once, so it wasn't a huge gamechanger. Dragonite's having fun now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
u have no idea how hard it is to be a mono type leader. Especiallly when everyone used dragonite
User avatar #22 to #20 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sounds pretty rough. I'll play you with your original team some other time. Good game though. Didn't have to use Milo this time!
User avatar #24 to #22 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
yup
User avatar #16 to #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
and I'm just letting u know, Sleep Powder, or any sleep inducing attack, is extremely extremely frowned upon in the league
User avatar #3 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
My ds ran out of charge. I thought it could make it through this battle, but it couldnt since it was taking so long
#4 to #3 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sure it did. Charge up and come back. Milotic will be waiting.
User avatar #5 to #4 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it really did. ask goochmaster. my ds was low when i battled him
User avatar #6 to #5 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine. Just come rebattle then.
User avatar #2 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
ur milotic makes me sick. doesn't get much more pussier than that
User avatar #7 to #2 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What? That I can wall your entire team?
User avatar #8 to #7 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no that u constantly use recover. M luxray could take it out easily, but i can't use it
User avatar #9 to #8 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
*my
User avatar #13 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Ur using staraptor?
User avatar #14 to #13 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
accidentally put it in. backed out. my bad
User avatar #10 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Fine, i won't use it every turn.
User avatar #12 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry, I had to back out bc I accidentaly put my staraptor in my team when I flew somewhere
User avatar #11 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Idc do what u want, I just don't have respect for your style of play is all
#1 - parlimantum (08/28/2012) [-]
I am so pumped for the new league.
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