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Date Signed Up:1/23/2012
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Average tennis player/actor. Commited Christian, not informed enough politically to determine which political group I'm in. If you know me, I either really dislike you, am really awkward around you, or you're one of my best friends. Into Pokemon, on that board anyways, and I really like the Joker. That about sums it up.

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#5147 - Hey, I'm a Presbyterian Christian, so if you have anything to …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Religion Board 0
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#5205 - boomboyrage (01/11/2013) [-]
Ok, to get started, I 'll ask, why do you believe in a god, and why the christian god specifically? (im aware I sent the same to thing to jokeface, I'll talk to both of you)
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#5239 - parlimantum (01/11/2013) [-]
Well, first off, I don't believe that this all could have happened by chance. The world and everything in it shows off intelligent design. Just look at the stars at night, or even the complexity of your own body. I highly doubt that everything would have fallen in place on accident. And the conservation of matter law kind of disproves the Big Bang theory, so science contradicts itself a bit there.

But I digress. I believe in a Christian God because I grew up learning about it, and as I grew older I became more and more sure of it. The Bible, while sometimes confusing and sometimes downright boring (i.e. Leroy son of Horesh son of Shiskebab etc etc), the morals that are conveyed and how the human race is ultimately helpless to our sin. Just look at history and you'll find corruption and cruelty. We need salvation from our sins, and God sent it to us in the form of his Son, who lived a perfect life and sacrificed himself on our behalf, and after three days rose from the dead, redeeming us and giving us access to live with God in heaven forever when we die.

Now, for you. Why are you agnostic atheist? Does all this sound like total nonsense to you? I'm not saying it doesn't, to someone who hasn't learned about it all their life like I have, it'd be kind of hard to swallow.
#5059 - my church has wifi. how would they use computers without wifi?… 01/10/2013 on Religion Board 0
#20 - Woah, I just got that. 01/09/2013 on Pokemon 0
#77 - My body is ready. 01/02/2013 on Facebook friends... 0
#176852 - fricken great meloetta sweep right here. 01/01/2013 on Pokemon 0
#147927 - Venusaur, Emolga, Noctowl. Pretty average team here. Not bad, no NFEs. 12/12/2012 on Pokemon 0
#147926 - **parlimantum rolls 164**  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2012 on Pokemon 0
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#147927 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
Venusaur, Emolga, Noctowl. Pretty average team here. Not bad, no NFEs.
#147925 - **parlimantum rolls 690** lol trips  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Pokemon 0
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#147926 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 164**
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#147927 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
Venusaur, Emolga, Noctowl. Pretty average team here. Not bad, no NFEs.
#147921 - **parlimantum rolls 999**  [+] (3 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Pokemon +1
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#147925 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 690** lol trips
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#147926 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 164**
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#147927 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
Venusaur, Emolga, Noctowl. Pretty average team here. Not bad, no NFEs.
#147920 - **parlimantum rolls 813**  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2012 on Pokemon 0
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#147921 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 999**
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#147925 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 690** lol trips
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#147926 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 164**
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#147927 - parlimantum (12/12/2012) [-]
Venusaur, Emolga, Noctowl. Pretty average team here. Not bad, no NFEs.