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Average tennis player/actor. Commited Christian, not informed enough politically to determine which political group I'm in. If you know me, I either really dislike you, am really awkward around you, or you're one of my best friends. Into Pokemon, on that board anyways, and I really like the Joker. That about sums it up.

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#119935 - lol 11/16/2012 on Pokemon 0
#119860 - you know, in case you were bored.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2012 on Pokemon +1
#119863 - tropius (11/16/2012) [-]
>mfw that's me
User avatar #119862 - senortanto (11/16/2012) [-]
dude give a warning before you post anal rape on SFW
User avatar #119935 - parlimantum (11/16/2012) [-]
lol
#119140 - Picture 11/15/2012 on Pokemon 0
#119139 - oh lol this is great. 11/15/2012 on Pokemon 0
#14408 - umm so whats the deal with the secession stuff? I'm only 16 wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2012 on Politics - politics news,... 0
User avatar #14415 - lazorman (11/14/2012) [-]
It's just to make a point. Im sure SOME of the people actually want secession, but for the most part, it's just to voice a grievance
User avatar #14414 - oxan (11/14/2012) [-]
Civil War. Again. But with the Union obliterating the rebels.
#214621 - So yeah, Dragonborn DLC for Skyrim comes out December 4. Drago…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#214678 - burningdash (11/14/2012) [-]
;O sounds like a intressing DLC ;O
User avatar #214670 - boydaranga (11/14/2012) [-]
the goblins are called ricklings and supposedly variants or some sort of dwarf falmer.
they are a very challenging enemy from morrowinds expansion : Bloodmoon
#214629 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
#77 - WHAT? whats going on? is there new dlc? What? is it about the …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on Return to Morrowind, you say? 0
User avatar #78 - lordnerevar (11/14/2012) [-]
Look up "Dragonborn DLC" on Youtube and watch the video by IGNentertainment
#116327 - challenge has been decreed. 11/13/2012 on Pokemon 0
#116308 - alright, ill make my team real quick and challenge you. 11/13/2012 on Pokemon 0
#116306 - **parlimantum rolls 95** 11/13/2012 on Pokemon 0
#116289 - yeah, gimme five minutes. what tier?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #116296 - vivapinatapro (11/13/2012) [-]
No tier. It's from this funnyjunk.com/pokemon/116280#116280
User avatar #116327 - parlimantum (11/13/2012) [-]
challenge has been decreed.
User avatar #116308 - parlimantum (11/13/2012) [-]
alright, ill make my team real quick and challenge you.
#116082 - yes.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/12/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #116274 - vivapinatapro (11/13/2012) [-]
Sorry, I lost interwebs randonly, would you still like to battle?
User avatar #116289 - parlimantum (11/13/2012) [-]
yeah, gimme five minutes. what tier?
User avatar #116296 - vivapinatapro (11/13/2012) [-]
No tier. It's from this funnyjunk.com/pokemon/116280#116280
User avatar #116327 - parlimantum (11/13/2012) [-]
challenge has been decreed.
User avatar #116308 - parlimantum (11/13/2012) [-]
alright, ill make my team real quick and challenge you.
#116077 - **parlimantum rolls 34** 11/12/2012 on Pokemon 0
#116075 - i want to battle, ya know if you want to, i guess... 11/12/2012 on Pokemon 0
#112794 - Does anyone else feel like a badass when you first start a pok… 11/10/2012 on Pokemon +2
#112745 - Poliwrath, Wormadam, Wartortle, Lapras, Lickilicky, and Smearg… 11/10/2012 on Pokemon 0
#112741 - **parlimantum rolls 235** Lickilicky and....  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #112833 - lickilicky (11/10/2012) [-]
Screw you.
User avatar #112745 - parlimantum (11/10/2012) [-]
Poliwrath, Wormadam, Wartortle, Lapras, Lickilicky, and Smeargle. There are worse teams out there.
#112739 - **parlimantum rolls 463**  [+] (3 new replies) 11/10/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #112741 - parlimantum (11/10/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 235** Lickilicky and....
User avatar #112833 - lickilicky (11/10/2012) [-]
Screw you.
User avatar #112745 - parlimantum (11/10/2012) [-]
Poliwrath, Wormadam, Wartortle, Lapras, Lickilicky, and Smeargle. There are worse teams out there.
#112396 - List of Casualties: Harold the Pidgey: killed by a critica…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2012 on Pokemon +1
#112405 - nyanturtwig (11/10/2012) [-]
That actually gives me a feel
#112366 - Yes. Jolteon took out Gyarados with a Thunderbolt. Lapras took… 11/10/2012 on Pokemon 0
#112343 - Lapras, bro.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/10/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #112347 - hatsune (11/10/2012) [-]
Only decent defense and SpA
User avatar #112366 - parlimantum (11/10/2012) [-]
Yes. Jolteon took out Gyarados with a Thunderbolt. Lapras took out two Dragonairs and Aerodactyl with Ice Beam and Hydro Pump, respectively. I switched to Snorlax to put the Dragonite to sleep and heal Lapras, then switched back in and OHKO'd with Ice Beam.
#112296 - Poliwrath, Wartortle, Wormadam and Lapras. Noice water team I …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/10/2012 on Pokemon 0
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User avatar #112739 - parlimantum (11/10/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 463**
User avatar #112741 - parlimantum (11/10/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 235** Lickilicky and....
User avatar #112833 - lickilicky (11/10/2012) [-]
Screw you.
User avatar #112745 - parlimantum (11/10/2012) [-]
Poliwrath, Wormadam, Wartortle, Lapras, Lickilicky, and Smeargle. There are worse teams out there.
#112295 - **parlimantum rolls 131** well shoot...  [+] (6 new replies) 11/10/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #112296 - parlimantum (11/10/2012) [-]
Poliwrath, Wartortle, Wormadam and Lapras. Noice water team I got going here.
#112402 - legendaryicarus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #112739 - parlimantum (11/10/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 463**
User avatar #112741 - parlimantum (11/10/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 235** Lickilicky and....
User avatar #112833 - lickilicky (11/10/2012) [-]
Screw you.
User avatar #112745 - parlimantum (11/10/2012) [-]
Poliwrath, Wormadam, Wartortle, Lapras, Lickilicky, and Smeargle. There are worse teams out there.
#112292 - **parlimantum rolls 666** So far I have a Poliwrath, Wormada…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/10/2012 on Pokemon 0
#112412 - bladeboy (11/10/2012) [-]
ALL HAIL SATAN
User avatar #112295 - parlimantum (11/10/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 131** well shoot...
User avatar #112296 - parlimantum (11/10/2012) [-]
Poliwrath, Wartortle, Wormadam and Lapras. Noice water team I got going here.
#112402 - legendaryicarus has deleted their comment.
User avatar #112739 - parlimantum (11/10/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 463**
User avatar #112741 - parlimantum (11/10/2012) [-]
**parlimantum rolls 235** Lickilicky and....
User avatar #112833 - lickilicky (11/10/2012) [-]
Screw you.
User avatar #112745 - parlimantum (11/10/2012) [-]
Poliwrath, Wormadam, Wartortle, Lapras, Lickilicky, and Smeargle. There are worse teams out there.
#112285 - And with Clarence's Ancientpower to Charizard, I have official…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/09/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #112378 - nyanturtwig (11/10/2012) [-]
Your adventure begins and ends, with your first pokemon
RIP the rest of your team, those magnificent bastards
User avatar #112396 - parlimantum (11/10/2012) [-]
List of Casualties:
Harold the Pidgey: killed by a critical hit one level before evolution... lvl 3-17.
Ricky the Sandshrew: killed by a spearow while training... lvl 10-12.
DigDug the Diglett: another bastard critical hit on the SS Anne... lvl 17-23.

Penny the Meowth: died by my Rival's hand on the SS Anne... lvl 14-21.

Gunner the Ratatta: I had no idea a double battle duo had a Ninetales and Rapidash... i had to sacrifice him for the good of the team. lvl 3-3.

Sandsheila the Sandshrew. Spearows do not like sandshrews... lvl 15-16.

Aero the Spearow. After Harold died, I found Aero, but he didn't last long.... lvl 15-17.

Harnew the Pidgeot. oh god... I'm sorry. I thought he could take the Fighting Dojo. He was doing fantastic.... a Sky Uppercut critical hit from Hitmonchan while in flight ended him. He was supposed to be where Clarence is now.... lvl 20-39.

Venger the Hitmonchan. I couldn't stand the sight of Hitmonchan even when i won the Fighting Dojo. I trained him to death. lvl 25-25.

Swatto the Raticate. I hoped he could've been something better.... I was wrong... I'm sorry. lvl 25-25.

Dodeedodee the Doduo. Was going to replace Harnew. the bikers by Celadon city saw to it that it didn't happen.... lvl 26-28.

Aeriodos the Fearow. My desperate attempt to keep a Flying type.... He couldn't take it. I'm sorry. lvl 20-21.
And so ends the casualty list. I was foolish at the beginning of this challenge, and they paid the price for it....
#112405 - nyanturtwig (11/10/2012) [-]
That actually gives me a feel
#112379 - nyanturtwig (11/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #112320 - hatsune (11/10/2012) [-]
How did Lance not rape you?
User avatar #112343 - parlimantum (11/10/2012) [-]
Lapras, bro.
User avatar #112347 - hatsune (11/10/2012) [-]
Only decent defense and SpA
User avatar #112366 - parlimantum (11/10/2012) [-]
Yes. Jolteon took out Gyarados with a Thunderbolt. Lapras took out two Dragonairs and Aerodactyl with Ice Beam and Hydro Pump, respectively. I switched to Snorlax to put the Dragonite to sleep and heal Lapras, then switched back in and OHKO'd with Ice Beam.
#112293 - senortanto (11/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
y u challenge me
User avatar #67 to #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
is it for the league?
User avatar #68 to #67 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
sure.
User avatar #69 to #68 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
alright gimme a few minutes
User avatar #70 to #69 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
what are the rules
User avatar #72 to #71 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
do you have any specific rules?
User avatar #61 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
friend code is 5415 7781 7561
User avatar #62 to #61 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
alright, meet you there.
User avatar #63 to #62 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
hey! look who's here and hour and 15 minutes late
User avatar #65 to #64 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
waiting in the room
User avatar #57 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
battle at 3PM EST?
User avatar #58 to #57 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
that's 2 central, right? if so, then sure.
User avatar #59 to #58 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
It's in 2 hours and 45 minutes
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User avatar #50 to #49 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
thanks, you too. How'd ur other battles go?
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User avatar #55 to #53 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
renkelvin if I'm not mistaken... Bug type. Should be a good one.
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User avatar #54 to #52 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
Thanks. Ur whole Gengar is a good tactic. Destiny Bond+Hypnosis and nightmare: That's a tough combo to beat.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
you can get one easily in the city with the miner gym, in the house just to the left of the poke center, talk to the girl.
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User avatar #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Select trade to get ur badge. And just know that I would've won if I had used my fav team. It's so hard using mono type, especially when everyone uses Dragonite. But you have potential. U got the strategy (although it is very douche- baggy) and the skill, but most importantly the smarts. and thtat milotic of your's is gonna really be a bitch to Dragontaming and derpityhurr. Watch out latiel, we may have a new champion around
User avatar #38 to #21 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
So i can challenge swiftykidd tomorrow, right?
User avatar #39 to #38 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
whenever u want
User avatar #40 to #39 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
oh ok, thanks! When ur not as bogged down with challenges, let's battle with your original team. I'll be looking forward to it!
User avatar #41 to #40 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
sounds like a plan. and of u beat me again and i act like a fag, please forgive me in advance
User avatar #28 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
And sleep inducing moves are considered ok if it only puts one poke to sleep at a time
User avatar #33 to #28 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Yes i know it's just very frowned upon
User avatar #26 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
my +2 whiscash 1 hits milotics so yeah :D
and i just put a ludicolo, but i dont know how itll go
User avatar #42 to #26 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
and that was only with a critical hit.
#43 to #42 - derpityhurr (08/31/2012) [-]
And this is max physical bulk
User avatar #44 to #43 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
Oh... I'll try not to let that happen again then..
User avatar #27 to #26 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeahh... I'm gonna have to do something different when i battle you derpity. That last one was frustrating...
User avatar #31 to #27 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing pokes
User avatar #35 to #31 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I mean diff strategy.
#30 to #27 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing teams mah nizzle
User avatar #34 to #30 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I meant use a different strategy, not change pokes.
User avatar #25 to #21 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Douche-baggy? If you insist. Didn't have to use Milotic this time though. I'd be happy to play you with ur original team anytime.
User avatar #29 to #25 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it's really just the sleep powder and the milotic. Plus I'm also a little butthurt from losing 3 times today. I ******* hate losing... but its so hard not to with an all fighting type team!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #23 to #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
slugia swiftykidd
User avatar #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
You are a smart little Son of a bitch
User avatar #17 to #15 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What is the smartness? This was four minutes ago, so be specific. Good to know about sleep powder tho, I don't use it extremely often.
User avatar #18 to #17 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
the fact that u know i was gonna send out breloom so u sent out arcainine. And the guy who challenged me before u used sleep powder too. it's just fromnwed upon
User avatar #19 to #18 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeah I knew you'd do that. I only used it once, so it wasn't a huge gamechanger. Dragonite's having fun now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
u have no idea how hard it is to be a mono type leader. Especiallly when everyone used dragonite
User avatar #22 to #20 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sounds pretty rough. I'll play you with your original team some other time. Good game though. Didn't have to use Milo this time!
User avatar #24 to #22 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
yup
User avatar #16 to #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
and I'm just letting u know, Sleep Powder, or any sleep inducing attack, is extremely extremely frowned upon in the league
User avatar #3 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
My ds ran out of charge. I thought it could make it through this battle, but it couldnt since it was taking so long
#4 to #3 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sure it did. Charge up and come back. Milotic will be waiting.
User avatar #5 to #4 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it really did. ask goochmaster. my ds was low when i battled him
User avatar #6 to #5 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine. Just come rebattle then.
User avatar #2 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
ur milotic makes me sick. doesn't get much more pussier than that
User avatar #7 to #2 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What? That I can wall your entire team?
User avatar #8 to #7 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no that u constantly use recover. M luxray could take it out easily, but i can't use it
User avatar #9 to #8 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
*my
User avatar #13 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Ur using staraptor?
User avatar #14 to #13 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
accidentally put it in. backed out. my bad
User avatar #10 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Fine, i won't use it every turn.
User avatar #12 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry, I had to back out bc I accidentaly put my staraptor in my team when I flew somewhere
User avatar #11 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Idc do what u want, I just don't have respect for your style of play is all
#1 - parlimantum (08/28/2012) [-]
I am so pumped for the new league.
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