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Date Signed Up:1/23/2012
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Average tennis player/actor. Commited Christian, not informed enough politically to determine which political group I'm in. If you know me, I either really dislike you, am really awkward around you, or you're one of my best friends. Into Pokemon, on that board anyways, and I really like the Joker. That about sums it up.

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#132302 - Well guys, it's been a while since I beat my Leafgreen Nuzlock…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/27/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #132305 - zerositnator (11/27/2012) [-]
Name her Downs.
User avatar #132306 - zerositnator (11/27/2012) [-]
Or Downsetta
User avatar #132303 - cardanbar (11/27/2012) [-]
slowbabe
User avatar #132304 - cardanbar (11/27/2012) [-]
c wat i ded thur?
#132050 - YEAH INFERNAPE WUTTUP 11/26/2012 on Pokemon 0
#132049 - **parlimantum rolls 392** fine, i'm in.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2012 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #132050 - parlimantum (11/26/2012) [-]
YEAH INFERNAPE WUTTUP
#131569 - yes. I like cofagrigus a lot. it can wall stuff and its great. 11/26/2012 on Pokemon 0
#231658 - Pssh I'm 16 and I get nostalgia playing Jak and Daxter and Pok… 11/25/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#129395 - Gotta fricken nifty sweep here. I like Specs Chandelure.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2012 on Pokemon +1
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User avatar #129397 - derpityhurr (11/24/2012) [-]
That guy was fucking retarded
User avatar #129396 - zerositnator (11/24/2012) [-]
That guy was really really stupid.
#230059 - All right then, I'll go ask him about it. Thanks guys!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #230060 - asuka (11/24/2012) [-]
No problem.
#230055 - That's what i was thinking, the only games I really like on iP…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #230058 - asuka (11/24/2012) [-]
Exactly, plus what redd also says. It's a good deal.
User avatar #230059 - parlimantum (11/24/2012) [-]
All right then, I'll go ask him about it. Thanks guys!!!
User avatar #230060 - asuka (11/24/2012) [-]
No problem.
#230050 - So I have an iPod touch 4th gen 8gb and my little brother has …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/24/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #230053 - asuka (11/24/2012) [-]
Ipods are terrible so yes.
User avatar #230055 - parlimantum (11/24/2012) [-]
That's what i was thinking, the only games I really like on iPod is the Infinity Blade series, and I see a ton of good games for 3DS.
User avatar #230058 - asuka (11/24/2012) [-]
Exactly, plus what redd also says. It's a good deal.
User avatar #230059 - parlimantum (11/24/2012) [-]
All right then, I'll go ask him about it. Thanks guys!!!
User avatar #230060 - asuka (11/24/2012) [-]
No problem.
#61 - See that? I touched it, now its mine.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2012 on n64 0
#64 - itsmebigd (11/23/2012) [-]
Now, it's been fun, boy but i have to go. So long!
#63 - itsmebigd (11/23/2012) [-]
Although Brit did not believe him, Mr. Timn was telling the truth, because, where he came from, whatever you touched belonged to you.
#67 - Hey i just watched that episode. Was pretty good, glad georgin… 11/23/2012 on Doctor Who Fact of the Day 0
#55 - Ever wonder why candy castles are made outta ice cream instead…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/23/2012 on n64 0
#58 - itsmebigd (11/23/2012) [-]
Here, sir, take this.
User avatar #61 - parlimantum (11/23/2012) [-]
See that? I touched it, now its mine.
#64 - itsmebigd (11/23/2012) [-]
Now, it's been fun, boy but i have to go. So long!
#63 - itsmebigd (11/23/2012) [-]
Although Brit did not believe him, Mr. Timn was telling the truth, because, where he came from, whatever you touched belonged to you.
#52 - He wouldn't admit it, but Donovan knew that for such an occasi…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/23/2012 on n64 +1
#54 - itsmebigd (11/23/2012) [-]
I like you, boy, you understand these pictures, boy. Do you like this face? Do you want to take a picture of this face and send t to someone...close? Not in proximity but in relation?
User avatar #55 - parlimantum (11/23/2012) [-]
Ever wonder why candy castles are made outta ice cream instead of candy? Now I wanna know what they got going on in there.
#58 - itsmebigd (11/23/2012) [-]
Here, sir, take this.
User avatar #61 - parlimantum (11/23/2012) [-]
See that? I touched it, now its mine.
#64 - itsmebigd (11/23/2012) [-]
Now, it's been fun, boy but i have to go. So long!
#63 - itsmebigd (11/23/2012) [-]
Although Brit did not believe him, Mr. Timn was telling the truth, because, where he came from, whatever you touched belonged to you.
#226419 - ok thanks! 11/22/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#226395 - I may sound like a total idiot here, but do Turtle Beach headp…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #226401 - theelderscrolls (11/22/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #226419 - parlimantum (11/22/2012) [-]
ok thanks!
#39 - ^I concur with this gentleman. It is indeed from the Pink Panther. 11/21/2012 on Wasn't expecting that.. +1
#109 - That was a funny comment on the unrelated funny gif.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2012 on FJ logic #2 +2
User avatar #153 - darnhyena (11/21/2012) [-]
A comment on why that comment wasn't funny using deep meaningful words.
#122830 - ok. 11/18/2012 on Pokemon 0
#122828 - **parlimantum rolls 426**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2012 on Pokemon 0
#122830 - parlimantum (11/18/2012) [-]
ok.
#122059 - Totally like Bayleefs now. 11/18/2012 on Pokemon 0
#218820 - Alright, I'm on it! great roll btw.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#218796 - Dubs decide my new Skyrim character that I'm playing …  [+] (12 new replies) 11/18/2012 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#218807 - elmilius (11/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #218820 - parlimantum (11/18/2012) [-]
Alright, I'm on it! great roll btw.
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User avatar #218805 - ghostninja (11/18/2012) [-]
if i wasnt thumb banned i wouldve thumbed you up
User avatar #218810 - junesnow (11/18/2012) [-]
i'll thumb him for you
User avatar #218811 - ghostninja (11/18/2012) [-]
thanks
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User avatar #218813 - ghostninja (11/18/2012) [-]
supporting Bomb dureing items shit storm
User avatar #218902 - joiik (11/18/2012) [-]
sry for being a noob but who is bomb
#119936 - hey guys, is there any chance at all that any of you have a mu… 11/16/2012 on Pokemon 0
#119935 - lol 11/16/2012 on Pokemon 0
#119860 - you know, in case you were bored.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2012 on Pokemon +1
#119863 - tropius (11/16/2012) [-]
>mfw that's me
User avatar #119862 - senortanto (11/16/2012) [-]
dude give a warning before you post anal rape on SFW
User avatar #119935 - parlimantum (11/16/2012) [-]
lol
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User avatar #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
y u challenge me
User avatar #67 to #66 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
is it for the league?
User avatar #68 to #67 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
sure.
User avatar #69 to #68 - senortanto (01/12/2013) [-]
alright gimme a few minutes
User avatar #70 to #69 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
what are the rules
User avatar #72 to #71 - parlimantum (01/12/2013) [-]
do you have any specific rules?
User avatar #61 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
friend code is 5415 7781 7561
User avatar #62 to #61 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
alright, meet you there.
User avatar #63 to #62 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
hey! look who's here and hour and 15 minutes late
User avatar #65 to #64 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
waiting in the room
User avatar #57 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
battle at 3PM EST?
User avatar #58 to #57 - parlimantum (12/08/2012) [-]
that's 2 central, right? if so, then sure.
User avatar #59 to #58 - senortanto (12/08/2012) [-]
It's in 2 hours and 45 minutes
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User avatar #50 to #49 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
thanks, you too. How'd ur other battles go?
#53 to #50 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #55 to #53 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
renkelvin if I'm not mistaken... Bug type. Should be a good one.
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User avatar #54 to #52 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
Thanks. Ur whole Gengar is a good tactic. Destiny Bond+Hypnosis and nightmare: That's a tough combo to beat.
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User avatar #57 to #56 - parlimantum (09/02/2012) [-]
you can get one easily in the city with the miner gym, in the house just to the left of the poke center, talk to the girl.
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User avatar #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Select trade to get ur badge. And just know that I would've won if I had used my fav team. It's so hard using mono type, especially when everyone uses Dragonite. But you have potential. U got the strategy (although it is very douche- baggy) and the skill, but most importantly the smarts. and thtat milotic of your's is gonna really be a bitch to Dragontaming and derpityhurr. Watch out latiel, we may have a new champion around
User avatar #38 to #21 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
So i can challenge swiftykidd tomorrow, right?
User avatar #39 to #38 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
whenever u want
User avatar #40 to #39 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
oh ok, thanks! When ur not as bogged down with challenges, let's battle with your original team. I'll be looking forward to it!
User avatar #41 to #40 - senortanto (08/31/2012) [-]
sounds like a plan. and of u beat me again and i act like a fag, please forgive me in advance
User avatar #28 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
And sleep inducing moves are considered ok if it only puts one poke to sleep at a time
User avatar #33 to #28 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Yes i know it's just very frowned upon
User avatar #26 to #21 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
my +2 whiscash 1 hits milotics so yeah :D
and i just put a ludicolo, but i dont know how itll go
User avatar #42 to #26 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
and that was only with a critical hit.
#43 to #42 - derpityhurr (08/31/2012) [-]
And this is max physical bulk
User avatar #44 to #43 - parlimantum (08/31/2012) [-]
Oh... I'll try not to let that happen again then..
User avatar #27 to #26 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeahh... I'm gonna have to do something different when i battle you derpity. That last one was frustrating...
User avatar #31 to #27 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing pokes
User avatar #35 to #31 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I mean diff strategy.
#30 to #27 - derpityhurr (08/30/2012) [-]
no changing teams mah nizzle
User avatar #34 to #30 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
I meant use a different strategy, not change pokes.
User avatar #25 to #21 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Douche-baggy? If you insist. Didn't have to use Milotic this time though. I'd be happy to play you with ur original team anytime.
User avatar #29 to #25 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it's really just the sleep powder and the milotic. Plus I'm also a little butthurt from losing 3 times today. I ******* hate losing... but its so hard not to with an all fighting type team!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #23 to #21 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
slugia swiftykidd
User avatar #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
You are a smart little Son of a bitch
User avatar #17 to #15 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What is the smartness? This was four minutes ago, so be specific. Good to know about sleep powder tho, I don't use it extremely often.
User avatar #18 to #17 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
the fact that u know i was gonna send out breloom so u sent out arcainine. And the guy who challenged me before u used sleep powder too. it's just fromnwed upon
User avatar #19 to #18 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Yeah I knew you'd do that. I only used it once, so it wasn't a huge gamechanger. Dragonite's having fun now.
User avatar #20 to #19 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
u have no idea how hard it is to be a mono type leader. Especiallly when everyone used dragonite
User avatar #22 to #20 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sounds pretty rough. I'll play you with your original team some other time. Good game though. Didn't have to use Milo this time!
User avatar #24 to #22 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
yup
User avatar #16 to #15 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
and I'm just letting u know, Sleep Powder, or any sleep inducing attack, is extremely extremely frowned upon in the league
User avatar #3 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
My ds ran out of charge. I thought it could make it through this battle, but it couldnt since it was taking so long
#4 to #3 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Sure it did. Charge up and come back. Milotic will be waiting.
User avatar #5 to #4 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
it really did. ask goochmaster. my ds was low when i battled him
User avatar #6 to #5 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Alright, fine. Just come rebattle then.
User avatar #2 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
ur milotic makes me sick. doesn't get much more pussier than that
User avatar #7 to #2 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
What? That I can wall your entire team?
User avatar #8 to #7 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
no that u constantly use recover. M luxray could take it out easily, but i can't use it
User avatar #9 to #8 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
*my
User avatar #13 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Ur using staraptor?
User avatar #14 to #13 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
accidentally put it in. backed out. my bad
User avatar #10 to #9 - parlimantum (08/30/2012) [-]
Fine, i won't use it every turn.
User avatar #12 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
sorry, I had to back out bc I accidentaly put my staraptor in my team when I flew somewhere
User avatar #11 to #10 - senortanto (08/30/2012) [-]
Idc do what u want, I just don't have respect for your style of play is all
#1 - parlimantum (08/28/2012) [-]
I am so pumped for the new league.
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