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Gender: female
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:8/25/2011
Location:Canada
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Content Thumbs: 3355 total,  4140 ,  785
Comment Thumbs: 206 total,  266 ,  60
Content Level Progress: 55% (55/100)
Level 133 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 134 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 20% (1/5)
Level 119 Comments: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry
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#149 - Alright, alright. Effort shall be put in.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2010 on Let's give it a try -2
User avatar #154 - DobbieP (05/09/2010) [-]
That means:
No more lame comics.
No more sammich jokes.
No more memes with absolutely no context.
And obviously, no showing tits to grab some perverted thumbs.
Savvy?
User avatar #160 - parasite (05/09/2010) [-]
Savvy, I have an archive of comics I made before ever setting foot in funny junk. Original content ftw.
User avatar #165 - DobbieP (05/09/2010) [-]
-.- we shall see.
#90 - Many bacon for sammich  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2010 on Let's give it a try +7
User avatar #92 - landspider (05/09/2010) [-]
yay! i iz happy naow
User avatar #126 - pantsdragon (05/09/2010) [-]
IM NOT PLEASE THE DRAGON! >:O
#85 - *pats head* sammich?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/09/2010 on Let's give it a try +7
User avatar #89 - shapow (05/09/2010) [-]
can i has?
User avatar #87 - landspider (05/09/2010) [-]
with bacon? *eyes begin to glsiten with anticipation*
User avatar #90 - parasite (05/09/2010) [-]
Many bacon for sammich
User avatar #92 - landspider (05/09/2010) [-]
yay! i iz happy naow
User avatar #126 - pantsdragon (05/09/2010) [-]
IM NOT PLEASE THE DRAGON! >:O
#5 - Mmmmmm sammich 05/09/2010 on I did one comic +4
#83 - :p Manipulation win  [+] (7 new replies) 05/09/2010 on Let's give it a try +10
User avatar #84 - landspider (05/09/2010) [-]
=( damn women and their damnd vaginas... *crys a little on the inside*
User avatar #85 - parasite (05/09/2010) [-]
*pats head* sammich?
User avatar #89 - shapow (05/09/2010) [-]
can i has?
User avatar #87 - landspider (05/09/2010) [-]
with bacon? *eyes begin to glsiten with anticipation*
User avatar #90 - parasite (05/09/2010) [-]
Many bacon for sammich
User avatar #92 - landspider (05/09/2010) [-]
yay! i iz happy naow
User avatar #126 - pantsdragon (05/09/2010) [-]
IM NOT PLEASE THE DRAGON! >:O
#79 - *Whimper* Yes sir  [+] (10 new replies) 05/09/2010 on Let's give it a try +4
User avatar #80 - landspider (05/09/2010) [-]
aww...now dont you cry and make me feel bad...here il jsut make my own sammich...you need a hug?? =(
User avatar #81 - LaylaLovely (05/09/2010) [-]
lol dominance fail
User avatar #83 - parasite (05/09/2010) [-]
:p Manipulation win
User avatar #84 - landspider (05/09/2010) [-]
=( damn women and their damnd vaginas... *crys a little on the inside*
User avatar #85 - parasite (05/09/2010) [-]
*pats head* sammich?
User avatar #89 - shapow (05/09/2010) [-]
can i has?
User avatar #87 - landspider (05/09/2010) [-]
with bacon? *eyes begin to glsiten with anticipation*
User avatar #90 - parasite (05/09/2010) [-]
Many bacon for sammich
User avatar #92 - landspider (05/09/2010) [-]
yay! i iz happy naow
User avatar #126 - pantsdragon (05/09/2010) [-]
IM NOT PLEASE THE DRAGON! >:O
#77 - I make a sammich, will that do?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/09/2010 on Let's give it a try -2
User avatar #144 - DobbieP (05/09/2010) [-]
No it will not fucking do. I don't want u to try and bribe us into liking you with some sammiches. I want to fucking laugh. Your poorly conceived comic made me cringe.
Make a funny. Or gtfo. Thumbslut.
User avatar #149 - parasite (05/09/2010) [-]
Alright, alright.
Effort shall be put in.
User avatar #154 - DobbieP (05/09/2010) [-]
That means:
No more lame comics.
No more sammich jokes.
No more memes with absolutely no context.
And obviously, no showing tits to grab some perverted thumbs.
Savvy?
User avatar #160 - parasite (05/09/2010) [-]
Savvy, I have an archive of comics I made before ever setting foot in funny junk. Original content ftw.
User avatar #165 - DobbieP (05/09/2010) [-]
-.- we shall see.
#61 - No I'm really a girl  [+] (7 new replies) 05/09/2010 on Let's give it a try -2
User avatar #72 - DobbieP (05/09/2010) [-]
make a funny or gtfo.
User avatar #77 - parasite (05/09/2010) [-]
I make a sammich, will that do?
User avatar #144 - DobbieP (05/09/2010) [-]
No it will not fucking do. I don't want u to try and bribe us into liking you with some sammiches. I want to fucking laugh. Your poorly conceived comic made me cringe.
Make a funny. Or gtfo. Thumbslut.
User avatar #149 - parasite (05/09/2010) [-]
Alright, alright.
Effort shall be put in.
User avatar #154 - DobbieP (05/09/2010) [-]
That means:
No more lame comics.
No more sammich jokes.
No more memes with absolutely no context.
And obviously, no showing tits to grab some perverted thumbs.
Savvy?
User avatar #160 - parasite (05/09/2010) [-]
Savvy, I have an archive of comics I made before ever setting foot in funny junk. Original content ftw.
User avatar #165 - DobbieP (05/09/2010) [-]
-.- we shall see.
#52 - The best kind 05/09/2010 on Let's give it a try 0
#13 - ...........The Twilighters....They found us. 05/08/2010 on Let's give it a try +3
#5 - LOL 05/08/2010 on Sex Cab 0
#9 - Here I'll help! Jealously is a stinky cologne Laukik. 05/08/2010 on I wasn't Invited -1
#8 - Touche good sir.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2010 on Let's give it a try +2
#9 - Cazzz (05/08/2010) [-]
heh heh :D
#3 - moo-ore? 05/08/2010 on Funny Compilation 3 +1
#82 - Come to think of it, that pose doesn't look like a pose I'd ch… 04/16/2010 on lol, wut compilation pt.1 +1
#30 - this is TOO fucking awesome 04/16/2010 on The life of milk teeth! 0
#53 - Ok, the mcdonalds in the bath is weird enough but why is he we…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2010 on lol, wut compilation pt.1 +2
User avatar #59 - bbtheman (04/16/2010) [-]
he probably got wasted, passed out, and his friends did that to him
User avatar #82 - parasite (04/16/2010) [-]
Come to think of it, that pose doesn't look like a pose I'd choose to sit comfortably in a bath with burgers.
And it would explain the sunglasses indoors.
User avatar #55 - icba (04/16/2010) [-]
Fake beards are badass-i think?
#23 - FOR THE HORDE! I am also a girl and also wanna be a housewi… 04/01/2010 on My intro 0
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User avatar #5 - ThatRussianGuy (01/10/2011) [-]
ty for not being able to take any critisism on the internet :)
i can see you going big
User avatar #6 to #5 - parasite (01/10/2011) [-]
I can take criticism I just don't need 5 comments saying the same thing, there's no need for re posts in comments.
User avatar #7 to #6 - ThatRussianGuy (01/10/2011) [-]
lol ofcourse thats the reason you delete all negative comments
i believe you
User avatar #8 to #7 - parasite (01/10/2011) [-]
I feel no need to argue on the internet either.
#9 to #8 - ThatRussianGuy (01/10/2011) [-]
hust sayin.
newfag move.
#1 - Insect **User deleted account** (05/09/2010) [-]
SUCK MY TINY ASIAN COCK! POING CHEE POW! POW JIZZ IN YOUR BALL FRO!
User avatar #2 to #1 - XxNearliekbaconxX (06/27/2010) [-]
...wha?
User avatar #3 to #2 - parasite (06/27/2010) [-]
I'm not too sure I just chose to ignore it.
User avatar #4 to #3 - XxNearliekbaconxX (06/27/2010) [-]
okay.cos I thought it would be out of reach.
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