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Gender: female
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:1/29/2010
Last Login:8/25/2011
Location:Canada
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#11 - I know she has nipples under there somewhere and I won't be sa…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2010 on Face it +4
User avatar #17 - metalmusic (07/11/2010) [-]
They showed them a few times.
#135 - *face palm*  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2010 on Yep, pretty much. +4
#143 - anonymous (07/11/2010) [-]
If a woman enjoys sex and has a lot of it with many guys (or women), shes a slut, if a man enjoys a lot of sex and has it with a lot of women (or men), he's a man-whore.
Let it go on record that women complaining about sexual double standards is hypocrisy to quite a ridiculous degree. Especially considering, and I'm going on a limb with this, women have considerably more power in the bedroom than a man has because women, for the most part, have less frequent sexual urges and often higher sexual control and thus use their bodies to gain some degree of control. I in no way believe all women do this, but I'm willing to assume its many, many women. Both genders have gives and takes in some areas of life.
User avatar #144 - parasite (07/11/2010) [-]
I would have to agree.
Some girls are sluts, some are not.
Some guys are man-whores others are not.
#133 - If a women enjoys sex and has lots of it she's a slut, if a gu…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/11/2010 on Yep, pretty much. +8
User avatar #281 - mightyfreak (07/11/2010) [-]
Like the famous quote:

If a key opens a lot of locks, it's a master key, however if a lock is opened by a lot of keys, it's a shitty lock.
#137 - ssspeed (07/11/2010) [-]
who says stud?
#134 - anonymous (07/11/2010) [-]
But us guys fucking love porn stars!!
User avatar #135 - parasite (07/11/2010) [-]
*face palm*
#143 - anonymous (07/11/2010) [-]
If a woman enjoys sex and has a lot of it with many guys (or women), shes a slut, if a man enjoys a lot of sex and has it with a lot of women (or men), he's a man-whore.
Let it go on record that women complaining about sexual double standards is hypocrisy to quite a ridiculous degree. Especially considering, and I'm going on a limb with this, women have considerably more power in the bedroom than a man has because women, for the most part, have less frequent sexual urges and often higher sexual control and thus use their bodies to gain some degree of control. I in no way believe all women do this, but I'm willing to assume its many, many women. Both genders have gives and takes in some areas of life.
User avatar #144 - parasite (07/11/2010) [-]
I would have to agree.
Some girls are sluts, some are not.
Some guys are man-whores others are not.
#48 - IT'S A DIRTY PLACE  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2010 on You're not the only one... 0
User avatar #50 - chadthemonkey (07/10/2010) [-]
well, our school keeps ours clean.
#51 - BAHAHAHAHAHAA! 07/10/2010 on Twilight Haters Unite 0
#1042 - I was going to come up with a witty comeback, but seeing as ho… 07/06/2010 on As Promised 0
#24 - Last one is lol-worthy. 07/04/2010 on Epic Faceswaps 0
#672 - Except Twilight has nothing to do with Anonymous, and if you k…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/04/2010 on As Promised +32
User avatar #964 - Felixthecat (07/05/2010) [-]
HEY. ASSHOLE. YEAH, YOU, YOU DIRTY PLAGIARIZING WHORE. DON'T YOU BRING THAT SHIT HERE YOU READ ON CRACKED.COM 6 MINUTES AGO AND THEN POST IT HERE AS IF YOU WERE SOME IVY LEAGUE MUTHAFUCKA JUST PULLIN' SMARTY HISTORY BULLSHIT OUT YOUR ASS LIKE A BOSS. FUCKIN' BIBLIOGRAPHY THAT SHIT BRO. BE A MAN!
User avatar #1042 - parasite (07/06/2010) [-]
I was going to come up with a witty comeback, but seeing as how you already made a fool of yourself I don't need to.
And I'm not your bro, I am in fact, a girl.
User avatar #684 - Pomato (07/04/2010) [-]
Or he could just do it in a Chicken Suit, +10 hilarity ftw!
User avatar #790 - MitchellK (07/04/2010) [-]
You sir, are quite funny.
#32 - My parents drink my beer, then blame it on my sister, she's 10. 07/01/2010 on TIPS 0
#522 - I see no four pictures! 07/01/2010 on Bricks Will Be Shat 4 0
#16 - Fap 06/29/2010 on everybody report to there... 0
#17 - WTF?! 06/29/2010 on wtf 0
#49 - Wow, prove how much of a nerd I am, I actually cried. 06/29/2010 on lunch break -2
#3 - I'm not too sure I just chose to ignore it.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2010 on parasite's profile 0
User avatar #4 - XxNearliekbaconxX (06/27/2010) [-]
okay.cos I thought it would be out of reach.
#44 - Hip Derp Hip Spee Spee Hip! Real name Moom Hip Pa Hip N… 06/27/2010 on whats your name? -1
#10 - Yes we all know these shoes rocked and we all miss them dearly… 06/27/2010 on Old childhood 0
#3 - Its the mount of the mailman during a quest, it got glitched a… 06/27/2010 on Glitch on WOW 0
#7 - I wish I was this guy. 06/27/2010 on Party Email 0
#6 - Comment deleted 06/27/2010 on Fire wall -1
#201 - Dual shotty the whole game get killed once with dual shotties … 06/25/2010 on Average 10 Year Old MW2... -1
#200 - Turn up sound on TV Everyone can hear an echo 06/25/2010 on Average 10 Year Old MW2... -2
#198 - Continuously ask someone the same question Get mad when the… 06/25/2010 on Average 10 Year Old MW2... -3
#120 - Yeah go me! 06/22/2010 on Average 10 Year Old MW2... 0
#38 - *face palm* ******* 12 year olds.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2010 on Average 10 Year Old MW2 Player 0
#41 - zachmaster (06/21/2010) [-]
yup.
#34 - What the **** why'd you kill me? Becau…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/21/2010 on Average 10 Year Old MW2 Player +4
#35 - zachmaster (06/21/2010) [-]
then he whines the whole rest of the game and sends you a thousand messages, all including: I FCUK U UP NIGGGA
User avatar #38 - parasite (06/21/2010) [-]
*face palm* Fucking 12 year olds.
#41 - zachmaster (06/21/2010) [-]
yup.
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User avatar #5 - ThatRussianGuy (01/10/2011) [-]
ty for not being able to take any critisism on the internet :)
i can see you going big
User avatar #6 to #5 - parasite (01/10/2011) [-]
I can take criticism I just don't need 5 comments saying the same thing, there's no need for re posts in comments.
User avatar #7 to #6 - ThatRussianGuy (01/10/2011) [-]
lol ofcourse thats the reason you delete all negative comments
i believe you
User avatar #8 to #7 - parasite (01/10/2011) [-]
I feel no need to argue on the internet either.
#9 to #8 - ThatRussianGuy (01/10/2011) [-]
hust sayin.
newfag move.
#1 - Insect **User deleted account** (05/09/2010) [-]
SUCK MY TINY ASIAN COCK! POING CHEE POW! POW JIZZ IN YOUR BALL FRO!
User avatar #2 to #1 - XxNearliekbaconxX (06/27/2010) [-]
...wha?
User avatar #3 to #2 - parasite (06/27/2010) [-]
I'm not too sure I just chose to ignore it.
User avatar #4 to #3 - XxNearliekbaconxX (06/27/2010) [-]
okay.cos I thought it would be out of reach.
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