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Date Signed Up:4/07/2012
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    Ron FUCKING Swanson! Ron FUCKING Swanson!
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#42 - rocket raccoon 07/26/2016 on I AM GROOT. 0
#31 - cause this is SUPLEX CITY BITCH ...and deers belong i… 07/22/2016 on Japanese deer +8
#41 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2016 on police police +4
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#53 - doctorcamden (07/15/2016) [-]
America is 12th in civilian freedoms last I checked.
#141 - except for AJ Styles 07/12/2016 on What Team Did You Choose? +2
#139 - Comment deleted 07/12/2016 on What Team Did You Choose? 0
#15 - carried for nine months and an average of eight hours giving b…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/07/2016 on father advice 0
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#16 - lotengo (07/07/2016) [-]
>Carried for 9 months

Ya know it takes like 9 weeks for the baby to be an inch.
After 16 or 17 weeks the baby has the same weight as the average smartphone.
#17 - anon (07/07/2016) [-]
My mom went into extruciating labor for 48 hours. Her vagina literally tore. 90% of the time, the vagina will literally rip or but cut. Then she breastfed, and I loved being rough and making her nips chapped. Seriously, just, like, do some diapers man.
#19 - lotengo (07/08/2016) [-]
>Then she breastfed, and I loved being rough and making her nips chapped

#18 - anon (07/07/2016) [-]
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise skin with no nerves was painful to be torn (((( I bet getting your ears pierced was the most painful thing in the world (((((((.
#95 - they ain't falling for that one again 07/03/2016 on How to take a shower +4
#42 - Rhonda rousey  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2016 on Gif Dump - Part 88 0
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#50 - mastercolossus (06/25/2016) [-]
oh yea. isnt she doing the roadhouse reboot.
#58 - all hail coconut head  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2016 on Procrastination +6
#73 - runapuff (06/23/2016) [-]
Long may he reign as the boy of perfectly coconut shaped heads.
#74 - runapuff (06/23/2016) [-]
No other Coconut Head can compare.
#24 - the thing is i could understand those characters not being in … 06/17/2016 on Game of Thrones Facts: Part 8 +2