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paranoidmuffin

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:4/03/2012
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#50 - thanks bruh 03/10/2015 on Bald people 0
#48 - I was but i kept being a lazy **** and procrastinated. …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/10/2015 on Bald people 0
User avatar #50 - paranoidmuffin (03/10/2015) [-]
thanks bruh
#46 - That's probably what i'm gonna do if it doesn't look good buzz…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/10/2015 on Bald people 0
User avatar #47 - cheastnut (03/10/2015) [-]
start working out any way there is no reason in the world to not work out
User avatar #48 - paranoidmuffin (03/10/2015) [-]
I was but i kept being a lazy fuck and procrastinated. Gotta get my act together now
User avatar #50 - paranoidmuffin (03/10/2015) [-]
thanks bruh
#40 - Nope. Just sparse hair growth under my jaw which i keep shaved…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2015 on Bald people +11
User avatar #41 - RaciallyDiverse (03/10/2015) [-]
beanies r ur homies now
#37 - It's doing wonders for my already near non-existent self confi…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/10/2015 on Bald people 0
User avatar #42 - cheastnut (03/10/2015) [-]
same. I was still in high school when it started. got my mom to buy me some rogain. it didn't work I just shave the rest off.
User avatar #46 - paranoidmuffin (03/10/2015) [-]
That's probably what i'm gonna do if it doesn't look good buzzed. That, and start working out. I don't wanna be fat AND bald.
User avatar #47 - cheastnut (03/10/2015) [-]
start working out any way there is no reason in the world to not work out
User avatar #48 - paranoidmuffin (03/10/2015) [-]
I was but i kept being a lazy fuck and procrastinated. Gotta get my act together now
User avatar #50 - paranoidmuffin (03/10/2015) [-]
thanks bruh
#33 - mfw going bald at 20  [+] (21 new replies) 03/10/2015 on Bald people +70
#87 - valygomu (03/10/2015) [-]
>19 here,My dad is going full Bruce Willis bald
>One of my Brother went bald at 18
>Me and my 26 other brother are not
>I'm safe from this curse
<--My face when
User avatar #88 - valygomu (03/10/2015) [-]
(I mean 26 years old other brother)
#83 - cannibalvegan (03/10/2015) [-]
Haha, I started balding at 17, you fucking casual.
#73 - kingdaniel (03/10/2015) [-]
I feel like I'm going to be bald at a very early age, but 20? Damn son...
#64 - nexmorismortis (03/10/2015) [-]
Mine started at 16.
#52 - unclebourbon (03/10/2015) [-]
At 20? You lucky asshole. I went bald at age 15 in high school.

Get the fuck over it. shave that shit clean off bruh. Welcome to the bald brotherhood.
User avatar #45 - secondlawprevails (03/10/2015) [-]
Embracd the bald. Own it, shave it, polish it. Hair is for the weak.
User avatar #39 - theghostrider (03/10/2015) [-]
18 here, mate. ;___;
User avatar #38 - RaciallyDiverse (03/10/2015) [-]
can you grow beard? if so, grow beard then u look cool
#40 - paranoidmuffin (03/10/2015) [-]
Nope. Just sparse hair growth under my jaw which i keep shaved. Doesn't help that I'm brown and my scalp is white as fuck. I'm gonna look like a fucking cue ball...
User avatar #41 - RaciallyDiverse (03/10/2015) [-]
beanies r ur homies now
#35 - cheastnut (03/10/2015) [-]
I started at 17.
#80 - asongulol (03/10/2015) [-]
Same here man. I started losing my hair at 17. The worse part is that I'm Asian and most people here don't start balding until the're 50+. Shits depressing.
User avatar #43 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (03/10/2015) [-]
I had really severe alopecia that I put off seeing a doctor too long for @ 17
User avatar #37 - paranoidmuffin (03/10/2015) [-]
It's doing wonders for my already near non-existent self confidence. I'm buzzing my hair tomorrow so hopefully it'll help.
User avatar #42 - cheastnut (03/10/2015) [-]
same. I was still in high school when it started. got my mom to buy me some rogain. it didn't work I just shave the rest off.
User avatar #46 - paranoidmuffin (03/10/2015) [-]
That's probably what i'm gonna do if it doesn't look good buzzed. That, and start working out. I don't wanna be fat AND bald.
User avatar #47 - cheastnut (03/10/2015) [-]
start working out any way there is no reason in the world to not work out
User avatar #48 - paranoidmuffin (03/10/2015) [-]
I was but i kept being a lazy fuck and procrastinated. Gotta get my act together now
User avatar #50 - paranoidmuffin (03/10/2015) [-]
thanks bruh
#38 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2015 on Escorting a raccoon +34
#54 - letrollzor (03/08/2015) [-]
Whoever made this is awesome
#95 - You're thinking of Plague Dogs 03/05/2015 on i dont even know man 0
#23 - Picture 03/04/2015 on Allahu Nutbar +2
#9 - Gurkha  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2015 on JTF-2 Fact Compilation +2
User avatar #87 - jdrinfantry (03/01/2015) [-]
Gurkas aren't special forces.
Elite and awesome soldiers but there's not a single special forces unit in the British Ghurka Brigade.

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User avatar #1 - brokentail (06/20/2014) [-]
I've taken it upon myself to offer a little help to soundofwinter and say **** you for him

**** you
User avatar #2 to #1 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
How kind, though, when I get here on my list. He'll get one too
User avatar #3 to #2 - brokentail (06/20/2014) [-]
I'II keep it up anyway
Can't hurt, right?
User avatar #4 to #3 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/20/2014) [-]
if you want I guess, try not to menion me though. I already have like 50 alerts
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