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paradoxical

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Date Signed Up:1/17/2012
Last Login:7/15/2013
Location:London
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 18177 total,  19859 ,  1682
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Content Level Progress: 17.6% (176/1000)
Level 218 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 219 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 139 Comments: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 140 Comments: Faptastic
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Content Views:427955
Times Content Favorited:823 times
Total Comments Made:69
FJ Points:18584
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#494 - yes, it's me. 05/01/2013 on Swaggy +1
#5 - To make things worse, it's being burnt the wrong way  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2013 on congradulations +2
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#8 - templarofsteel (01/06/2013) [-]
No it's not, you stupid cunt.

I may or may not have just gotten trolled.
#9 - fhgkfhgk (01/23/2013) [-]
yes it is retard
#158 - I don't think you quite understand sarcasm 11/23/2012 on Feels.... ;-; +2
#15 - "james"  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2012 on Doesn't matter had sex! +9
#35 - zzjames (10/06/2012) [-]
#1 - Comment deleted 08/20/2012 on f**kin facebook 0
#26 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2012 on Grammar'd 0
#27 - anon (08/20/2012) [-]
An Oxford comma comes at the end of a list before 'and'...
#5 - obvious troll is obvious 08/15/2012 on What happens to a teacher... 0
#1 - Comment deleted 08/13/2012 on Little do they know.. 0
#3 - i would be dissapointed to if my daughter couldn't differentia…  [+] (18 new replies) 08/09/2012 on this girls got problems +115
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#155 - Natelawl (08/09/2012) [-]
and if her name was kitty
#28 - ponymagic (08/09/2012) [-]
good work!
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#10 - cupcakedevourer (08/09/2012) [-]
*Disappointed
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#5 - soup (08/09/2012) [-]
Too*
I'm sorry
#173 - TheGoogler (08/09/2012) [-]
#9 - cradlefilth (08/09/2012) [-]
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#184 - monkeytiger (08/09/2012) [-]
That wasn't a fucking burn, it was a correction. Not only is that image horribly overused, but now it' being misused
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#204 - sapphiresparta (08/09/2012) [-]
I agree, it's completely misused. You don't deserve those red thumbs!
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#12 - hahastoned (08/09/2012) [-]
Sick and tired of that image.
only ever use water, never a bandage, unless its only a blister, why?
You dumb shit. THINK. pull the bandage off, and off will come your scab.
Please think before posting. Faggot.
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#214 - hahastoned (08/10/2012) [-]
Holy Shit.
#187 - rockstarjack (08/09/2012) [-]
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#148 - theopiniongod (08/09/2012) [-]
cold water/ice is what causes burns to blister.
#60 - ibewhite has deleted their comment.
#117 - baxterthefuture (08/09/2012) [-]
Actually it's a generous covering of my semen
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#19 - paradoxfag (08/09/2012) [-]
Why did you get thumbed down. You're right.

Fucking bandwagoneers.
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#71 - nogphille (08/09/2012) [-]
he's not, if it's a chemical burn, water could be very very harmful
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#14 - manofparody (08/09/2012) [-]
Actually, water will only reduce the pain temporarily. Use something like vinegar to neutralize it and keep it down.
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#13 - hahastoned (08/09/2012) [-]
2:00 random rage!
I wonder how people will respond to this.
#686 - mfw* 08/05/2012 on USA 0
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