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#115 - "Sempai Admin" 03/31/2014 on Updates and stuff 0
#23 - you forgot to say "m'lady" 03/24/2014 on Biiiiitch +6
#242 - Dark Vision 03/21/2014 on Assasins name 0
#3 - thats actually pretty neat. can anyone find the sauce?  [+] (9 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Batmourn +23
User avatar #148 - raquizta (03/19/2014) [-]
Flashpoint Paradox... It's one of the most awesome and fucked up JL movies I've watched.
User avatar #169 - critality (03/19/2014) [-]
which would you say is the next best?
User avatar #183 - raquizta (03/19/2014) [-]
I would have to say Under the Red Hood...
#135 - frisbey has deleted their comment.
#132 - frisbey (03/19/2014) [-]
Thomas wayne batman is best batman
#127 - panickattack (03/19/2014) [-]
The OG comic was Flashpoint. Just in case you'd wanna read it.
User avatar #9 - harryboom (03/18/2014) [-]
flashpoint: knight of vengeance
User avatar #7 - ktbmnf (03/18/2014) [-]
the Flashpoint Paradox brother. i liked it.
#2 - "whatever is on the ground is gods will" …  [+] (60 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Karma's a bitch +344
#240 - rellergert (03/19/2014) [-]
"Boots on the ground, God's will"
User avatar #196 - instalation (03/19/2014) [-]
Shedoesn'trepresentus.
#162 - furiousmarshmellow (03/19/2014) [-]
Gays are on the ground, technically.
#135 - kotetsulovesfj (03/19/2014) [-]
I don't see why so many people are so quick to put down christians. Every atheist I've met has been a complete asshole, yet I don't constantly bash them at every opportunity. Yeah, some christians exploit scriptures and commandments, and are completely fake, but that is with all religions. I just don't understand the constant hate on that one religion.
User avatar #183 - YllekNayr (03/19/2014) [-]
Also, it's not even REMOTELY all on one religion. Your persecution complex is showing.
User avatar #195 - kotetsulovesfj (03/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know it's a lot of religions. If I failed to post that, I'm sorry. I just get tired of so many people bashing everyone's religions. I wanted to rant, so if my post seemed juvenile, I apologize.
User avatar #202 - YllekNayr (03/19/2014) [-]
As long as assholes use religion to justify their assholeishness, and others accept that reason as legitimate, people will have unkind things to say about the religion. In no other way can someone say discriminatory or hateful things in a public setting and not be immediately called out on it. Religion is a no-touch subject for some reason, and assholes will use that to their advantage. For an atheist, or someone of a different religion, seeing that religion used in that manner makes them see the religion in a negative light, as it's not their job to pick out who's "doing it right" from the assholes. If all Christians (and this applies to other religions as well) sorted themselves out and all acted the same way without hate or discrimination, I can guarantee you'd see no more complaints from outsiders, even if they still thought the religion was silly.
User avatar #182 - YllekNayr (03/19/2014) [-]
You've met a lot more atheists than you realize.
User avatar #113 - fuckingtrolls (03/18/2014) [-]
tip
User avatar #104 - studbeefpile (03/18/2014) [-]
Are you fucking kidding me?

0% of Christians actually think like that.
User avatar #184 - YllekNayr (03/19/2014) [-]
Pretty sure that even one story like this disproves your comment pretty quickly.

Unless you're trying to invoke the No True Scotsman's fallacy.
User avatar #191 - studbeefpile (03/19/2014) [-]
The second story is fake you dipshit.
User avatar #192 - YllekNayr (03/19/2014) [-]
You don't fuckin say.
User avatar #92 - aerosol (03/18/2014) [-]
I think logic is completely absent in this case
User avatar #185 - YllekNayr (03/19/2014) [-]
Yeah. That's what paradoxc said.
User avatar #74 - swagloon (03/18/2014) [-]
Could had been a jew.
User avatar #116 - fuckingtrolls (03/18/2014) [-]
most likely a jew
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User avatar #34 - metalmind (03/18/2014) [-]
Well, there are a lot of cars on the ground, sooo
User avatar #31 - iamaniceperson (03/18/2014) [-]
Shh, we're not all stupid fucks...
#22 - haeckal (03/18/2014) [-]
"Thou shalt not steal." ~ Exodus 20:15

User avatar #20 - commontroll (03/18/2014) [-]
It could be a Muslim or a Hindu. They've got some pretty bitchy loopholes.
User avatar #38 - ariplayer (03/18/2014) [-]
in islam its also forbidden to steal. even punishable by cutting off the hand that you stole it with, lol
User avatar #80 - commontroll (03/18/2014) [-]
I've been told that those laws pretty much only matter when you do these things to fellow Muslims, as Infidels are kind of considered second rate.
User avatar #260 - ariplayer (03/19/2014) [-]
dude no, definitely not. all these things apply to non muslims too. so if you steal some shit from a non muslim its gg wp hand you stole with either way
User avatar #9 - economic (03/18/2014) [-]
Yea, because only Christians believe in a god. Bitch could have been a Mormon you retard.
#21 - anonymous (03/18/2014) [-]
...Mormons are christian...
Christian= believe Jesus is a pretty cool guy
Mormon= Church of JESUS CHRIST and Latter day saints
#145 - anonymous (03/19/2014) [-]
Without being a christian, I believe Jesus of Nazareth (And I say this instead of "Jesus Christ", because I refer to the historical person, not the religious person) was a pretty cool guy, because - according to the things they wrote about him - he did really cool things like feeding the poor while living a modest way of life. What the church made out of his ideals in history is a completely different story.
However I just don't believe that he was the "messiah", or the "son of god", since I don't believe in god. But of course I respect the faith of those who do, no fedora-tipping here.
Your logic would make me a christian, so let me please correct you:
Christian: Believes that Jesus of Nazareth is/was the messiah.
#108 - anonymous (03/18/2014) [-]
Except they don't believe that Jesus was the messiah, which is kinda the foundation of Christianity...having something in the name does not = believing in it.
User avatar #251 - adrianking (03/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, we do.
User avatar #193 - aussiepridevil (03/19/2014) [-]
as a roman catholic who is dating someone who was raised in the mormon church, i can tell you the only differences between them and christians is how strict they adhere to some of the teachings and also they beleieve that joseph whats his face in the 16th century found the sacred scriptures of 4 other prophets of god and he combined it to create the book of the mormon

look tl;dr they're strict christians with slightly different interpretations of the teachings and they have more prophets
#12 - anonymous (03/18/2014) [-]
found the christian
User avatar #17 - economic (03/18/2014) [-]
They have to be nice to all races and many love the jews. I'm a racist cunt and want "another" holocaust.
I'm an Agnostic.
User avatar #19 - speedysteve (03/18/2014) [-]
found the pretentious "equality" activist.
#111 - anonymous (03/18/2014) [-]
What part of that makes you feel that he wants equality? "I'm a racist cunt" doesn't seem to imply that at all.
User avatar #23 - spookyghostparty (03/18/2014) [-]
... wait, are you not aware that economic is the biggest bigot on this site?
#37 - schnizel (03/18/2014) [-]
I tip my fedora to you.
User avatar #30 - faimbot (03/18/2014) [-]
Hold the fucking phone, schnizel deserves that honour, because not only is he a bigot, he has no reason to be one, at least economic has issues, schnizel is normal as fuck.
#35 - schnizel (03/18/2014) [-]
People never ask why I say the things I say nor why I hate the things I hate not even a why.
User avatar #67 - curveball (03/18/2014) [-]
What I'd like to know is why, if you have all these great ideas and arguments, you've chosen Funnyjunk as the place to share them? I'm honestly not trying to insult you, or tell you to leave the site (I'm sure you hear that enough without me adding to it) or anything, it just seems like there would be sites better suited to the discussions I've seen you engage in.
User avatar #69 - schnizel (03/18/2014) [-]
I have my funnies but I like this community, I a part of it and I want to be with those who I like.
User avatar #70 - curveball (03/18/2014) [-]
Well then out of curiosity, why do you say the things you say/hate the things you hate?
User avatar #71 - schnizel (03/18/2014) [-]
I will reply in 9 hours.
User avatar #287 - curveball (03/19/2014) [-]
No pressure or anything, just wondering.
User avatar #289 - schnizel (03/19/2014) [-]
wana chat?
User avatar #288 - schnizel (03/19/2014) [-]
sorry, just came back
User avatar #286 - curveball (03/19/2014) [-]
Are you going to respond?
User avatar #72 - curveball (03/18/2014) [-]
Cool, thanks.
User avatar #39 - faimbot (03/18/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna ask either, your reasons are your own, there is no point in being the way you are and expecting empathy, you have chosen your path.

Personally i am probably more bigoted than you, but more towards people of my own race (i'm not white) i generally distrust them more than white people, when i was growing up all i had knew was the people around me and i loathed them, i took joy in knowing they were hated by most of the country.

When i finally went to high school, which took me miles outside the area i live, i was surrounded by white people, and i felt comfortable, at that point i even hated that it took so long to find people who werent so wrapped up in the idea of social privilege, and just lived life.

I'm not sorry to say it now, and i never will be, speaking as a non-white person, white people are the superior race, thats all there is to it, anyone who has an issue with that is too fucking stupid, or in a complete state of denial.
#40 - schnizel (03/18/2014) [-]
Love you bro. As an Illyrian I will fight for you drunk in a bar past 7 PM.
And you are?
Loving blondes does not mean you hate redhead.
User avatar #50 - faimbot (03/18/2014) [-]
My family originates from pakistan, they are all muslims, i can comfortably say it is by far the worst religious mindset to ever roam the planet.

This was the family that was supposed to love me, i told them i never really believed in islam or god in general, and they treated it like i was joking, telling me not to be stupid. i said outright this is why people hate you, note i didnt say us, me and them were never the same, all we shared was dna, beyond that it was like two different species in the room, I have been called insulting names based on my race by a lot of white people and yet, i dont blame them, i wanna say it aswell, they are scum, they cant change.

Some might call it bitter, and resentful, i call it enlightening, you know how fucked up it is to actually side with the people who would rather see you dead? we have a political group here called the national front, pro white in every sense, and i agree with damn near everything they say.

and my family is probably the worst of them all, turn their nose up at everything, i wasnt even allowed to bring a white friend over to my uncles house once. i could have cried if i was capable. now i just thank him, thank him for being one of many factors that opened my eyes.
#102 - sgtxrootbeer (03/18/2014) [-]
you deserve a thumb, because i learned a bit from you.
User avatar #51 - schnizel (03/18/2014) [-]
<3
Know that we share a similar childhood and I would be proud to call you my friend.
#24 - speedysteve (03/18/2014) [-]
I don't go too deep in the comments too often,
#25 - spookyghostparty (03/18/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#16 - economic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #8 - zoopityzop (03/18/2014) [-]
Isn't stealing in the ten commandments as well?
User avatar #33 - killerliquid (03/18/2014) [-]
yep
#32 - anonymous (03/18/2014) [-]
you think they know ? lol
#132 - newdevyx (03/19/2014) [-]
Some dense mother fornicators probably don't.
#32 - i know this one friend of mine that eats nothing but junk, mou…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #33 - feelythefeel (03/18/2014) [-]
Some people are just like that.

Including me, if I may toot my own figurative horn.
#2 - but why  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on :O +1
#3 - toxicin (03/17/2014) [-]
you asking the wrong questions
dont do that you gonna fail in life
#8 - i just got sleepy of that, thank you have a thumb :3 …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on gn8 +6
User avatar #15 - tacoiiimaniac (03/18/2014) [-]
I will always love this .gif
#1 - Comment deleted 03/17/2014 on Hover Cat 0
#1 - thats actually really ******* accurate  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on Just play it cool, man... +5
User avatar #2 - married (03/16/2014) [-]
I would be if he was black
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