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Facebook Profile: http://www.facebook.com/LostAmongUsAll
Youtube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/LostAmongUsBand/videos
Steam Profile: VermilionInk
X-box Gamertag: MoneyIsYourGod
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Date Signed Up:11/03/2011
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Dead Deer Alberta Canada
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Name's Ben. oh and by the way, I hate you. yes you

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#35 - "to communicate information, facts, or news to someone in…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2014 on the truth will set u free 0
#37 - jallelthalas (12/19/2014) [-]
Yea, he can lie in his head, but the moment he tries to cement it as truth in his head, he is forced to acknowledge that it is a lie. When you are thinking to yourself, you can be said to be conversing with yourself. In his thoughts, he was trying to convince himself in his lies so therefore he was telling himself lies. You may argue that he has to say or write it in order for the wish to come into affect, but the wish interpreted meaning in this film was for him to realize the truth all aspects in his life was a lie. Yea he could keep his mouth shut, he could prevent writing things down, but he could keep lying to himself, so there fore the outbursts was the wish keeping him from lying to himself that what he was doing was right. If it didn't happen, he would be lying to himself and never acknowledge what that meant. Self conversation doesn't have to be out loud conversing and writing.
#28 - you do realize that "telling a lie" means telling it…  [+] (21 new replies) 12/19/2014 on the truth will set u free -1
#33 - jallelthalas (12/19/2014) [-]
Except that it is telling, he is telling himself, therefore he would have to outburst the truth to tell himself the truth, or he would never think it.
#52 - thisisaphallus (12/19/2014) [-]
Think of the fact that he was even able to TRY to say the pen was red. He had to think of that, you know.
#55 - jallelthalas (12/19/2014) [-]
Yes, he had to think of that. However, if you look at the context of the situation. He was aware at the moment it was a lie, therefore nothing happened. But, the moment he tried to cement the lie as a truth, as in, trying to force himself to believe the pen was red, either by saying it, or writing it, the truth effect happened. In this case, he would not be able to cement it in his head because he himself could obviously see the pen was blue.
#57 - thisisaphallus (12/19/2014) [-]
Are you retarded? Just because I say "The pen is red" when it's not it doesn't mean I'm trying to cement it as truth.

Troll commenter is a troll, everybody click hide-all
#63 - jallelthalas (12/19/2014) [-]
Wow, way to over react because of what someone said, buddy. Jump the gun much? Would "re-enforce" work better for you? Calm down a few pegs and have a sensible debate instead of blindly point fingers and say "hurr durr trollolol" all the time when someone says only one thing that you disagree with.
#64 - thisisaphallus (12/19/2014) [-]
get mad
#65 - jallelthalas (12/19/2014) [-]
Why?
#66 - thisisaphallus (12/19/2014) [-]
there is reason to be upset
#67 - jallelthalas (12/19/2014) [-]
Is there? I didn't really notice.
#68 - thisisaphallus (12/19/2014) [-]
2upset4lyfe
#69 - jallelthalas (12/19/2014) [-]
Too busy enjoying the snow outside, since it rarely ever does here. How about you?
#70 - thisisaphallus (12/19/2014) [-]
I don't get snow here in southern 'murica. We're so free even the water's free to go wherever it wishes instead of being forced to follow your predefined plebeian "snowflake shapes"

im so triggered right now
#71 - jallelthalas (12/19/2014) [-]
#72 - thisisaphallus (12/19/2014) [-]
tfw too lazy to use reaction images
#73 - jallelthalas (12/19/2014) [-]
Just like I am too lazy to be mad.
#75 - thisisaphallus (12/19/2014) [-]
>mfw you're not mad
>mfw my last post wast rue
#76 - jallelthalas (12/19/2014) [-]
I'm not, see?
#77 - thisisaphallus (12/19/2014) [-]
yep. btw I wont reply anymore im off to 8chin because ive seen most everything thats on FJ currently
User avatar #35 - paradenoire (12/19/2014) [-]
"to communicate information, facts, or news to someone in SPOKEN OR WRITTEN WORDS"

His kid said "he couldnt tell a lie" in his wish. He can lie to himself in his own head. He can choose to tell the truth or not talk but when you're thinking "damn he boobs are huge" and go to say something that.. well.. isn't that, you're going to say the truth. He wouldn'tbe able to preform the pen is red test if he couldnt say in his own head "the pen is red" just can't say it out loud.

#37 - jallelthalas (12/19/2014) [-]
Yea, he can lie in his head, but the moment he tries to cement it as truth in his head, he is forced to acknowledge that it is a lie. When you are thinking to yourself, you can be said to be conversing with yourself. In his thoughts, he was trying to convince himself in his lies so therefore he was telling himself lies. You may argue that he has to say or write it in order for the wish to come into affect, but the wish interpreted meaning in this film was for him to realize the truth all aspects in his life was a lie. Yea he could keep his mouth shut, he could prevent writing things down, but he could keep lying to himself, so there fore the outbursts was the wish keeping him from lying to himself that what he was doing was right. If it didn't happen, he would be lying to himself and never acknowledge what that meant. Self conversation doesn't have to be out loud conversing and writing.
#34 - jallelthalas (12/19/2014) [-]
For example, the moment when he tried to call a blue pen red. He was saying it in his head, but his outer actions were making him see the lie in his head that the pen was blue not red.
#7 - she's the daughter of two main characters. Rachel and Ross 06/22/2014 on I wholeheartedly agree with... 0
#24 - I prefer the fast version 06/18/2014 on pizza 0
#44 - ahh just backwards then, wonderful! Thankyou sir Pancake, I wi… 06/17/2014 on Weasly willy 0
#35 - Im pretty sure all sperm are x chromosome and the fertilizatio…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on Weasly willy 0
User avatar #42 - PhenomenalPancake (06/17/2014) [-]
Actually, the eggs in the uterus all carry an x chromosome. A sperm can carry either an x or a y. This means that the child will be either xx (female) or xy (male). Paradenoire, you have it mixed up.
User avatar #44 - paradenoire (06/17/2014) [-]
ahh just backwards then, wonderful! Thankyou sir Pancake, I will not forget what you've given me when I start shooting motherfuckers.
#47 - I do lol. I have muscle memory of pressing start, up, x for al… 05/29/2014 on Accurate game titles #1 0
#45 - Wow.. someone who hasn't played THPS.. I'm actually shocked.. …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Accurate game titles #1 -1
#46 - weeez (05/29/2014) [-]
I remember all menu shortcuts for games I played 14 years ago (jk)
User avatar #47 - paradenoire (05/29/2014) [-]
I do lol. I have muscle memory of pressing start, up, x for all time trial type games.. and fucking diddy kong racing.. guh
#19 - i kinda skimmed over the first lines and then was like... wait… 04/05/2014 on traffic management +4
#10 - **paradenoire rolls 25** I cast flare on the Troll!  [+] (11 new replies) 04/02/2014 on A new character has been... +1
User avatar #13 - dndxplain (04/02/2014) [-]
+5 towards hit on trolls with fire attacks
it's a hit.
User avatar #15 - artexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
**artexplain rolls 16** Great work! Then I shall cast Firesnake at the troll!
User avatar #18 - lordgeneral (04/02/2014) [-]
"most spells don't need to be rolled in order to be activated!" the troll screams as the fire engulfs him

roll for damage
User avatar #20 - artexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
**artexplain rolls 56**
#21 - dndxplain (04/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #22 - artexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
woooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I want to loot the troll.
#26 - dndxplain (04/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - artexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
loooooool posted as your main again. WOOOOOOOO bling bling!
User avatar #28 - dndxplain (04/02/2014) [-]
**dndxplain casts silence**
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User avatar #76 - miyutoso (01/09/2014) [-]
D&D The Thirteen next story is uploaded
User avatar #69 - garymuthafuknoak ONLINE (07/17/2013) [-]
I tried out the spoiler tag on your post
User avatar #70 to #69 - paradenoire (07/17/2013) [-]
go ****** yourself
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#48 to #47 - paradenoire (10/19/2012) [-]
how about... no.
how about... no.
#37 - gingerale (06/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #39 to #39 - gingerale (06/24/2012) [-]
I stolen!! :3
#40 to #40 - paradenoire (06/25/2012) [-]
HOW DARE YOU
HOW DARE YOU
User avatar #41 to #41 - gingerale (06/25/2012) [-]
I'm so sorry!!!
User avatar #43 to #43 - gingerale (06/25/2012) [-]
Noooooo
#44 to #44 - paradenoire (06/25/2012) [-]
haha just kiddin
User avatar #19 - gingerale (06/22/2012) [-]
There were too many comments on that thread. LmFao
User avatar #20 to #20 - paradenoire (06/22/2012) [-]
tooooo many
User avatar #21 to #21 - gingerale (06/22/2012) [-]
But thank you for that lovely joke. ^.^
User avatar #23 to #22 - paradenoire (06/22/2012) [-]
thankyou for being YOU!
User avatar #22 to #22 - paradenoire (06/22/2012) [-]
oh. twas my pleasure darlin
#24 to #23 - gingerale (06/22/2012) [-]
You know what we should do now?
You know what we should do now?
#26 to #25 - paradenoire (06/22/2012) [-]
...i was thinking something different.. but Kudos for a sweet transvestite partying hard
#27 to #27 - gingerale (06/22/2012) [-]
Oh goodness..
User avatar #29 to #29 - gingerale (06/22/2012) [-]
Haha!! :3
User avatar #31 to #31 - gingerale (06/22/2012) [-]
Gerard!!
#33 to #32 - paradenoire (06/22/2012) [-]
i want him.. all...over me..
User avatar #34 to #34 - gingerale (06/22/2012) [-]
YUS
#35 to #35 - paradenoire (06/22/2012) [-]
been listening to MCR Since 2002 =3
been listening to MCR Since 2002 =3
User avatar #36 to #36 - gingerale (06/22/2012) [-]
I was always super in love with Frank.
#10 - oodlesandoodles (05/21/2012) [-]
Glad you finally decided to add me. I'm not kidding when I say I've been waiting for this
User avatar #11 to #11 - paradenoire (05/21/2012) [-]
seriously? xD why?
User avatar #12 to #12 - oodlesandoodles (05/21/2012) [-]
Your band's music is amazing
User avatar #13 to #13 - paradenoire (05/21/2012) [-]
oh! =D Well thankyou! ^^ have you liked our fan page on facebook? cause if you have I would gladly add you as a friend on my personal account.
User avatar #14 to #14 - oodlesandoodles (05/21/2012) [-]
I would, but the day I get a Facebook account is the day Hell ice's over
#15 to #15 - paradenoire (05/21/2012) [-]
haha well then on deviantart? Just want some way for you to keep up to date with my band. we just released our 4th album yesterday
#16 to #16 - oodlesandoodles (05/21/2012) [-]
Well I don't have a deviant art account, but I will make one for the sole purpose of keeping up with your band
Well I don't have a deviant art account, but I will make one for the sole purpose of keeping up with your band
User avatar #17 to #17 - paradenoire (05/21/2012) [-]
i'm guessing no twitter either? xD haha if you do make a dev art, name it your fave song and use one of our cd covers as your avatar so i know its you and can remember.
User avatar #18 to #18 - paradenoire (05/21/2012) [-]
add Light-Arrow
#7 - LoveAmorAi ONLINE (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you
User avatar #8 to #8 - paradenoire (03/06/2012) [-]
i know these are all from that one spread the love dubs content thing, but not gonna lie, i smiled widely when i saw all these on my profile =)
User avatar #9 to #9 - LoveAmorAi ONLINE (03/06/2012) [-]
Well, I would have smiled too. It's nice to be told you are loved.

#6 - scanger (03/06/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! C:
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User avatar #3 - tehawzum (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you <3
#2 - bellefly (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you ! &lt;333
I love you ! <333
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