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#259 - Gander? Now I know you're a beta faggot.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Ring, Bitch. +1
User avatar #260 - Sethorein (11/27/2013) [-]
Faggot? Now, I know you're 12.
User avatar #262 - palmsspaghetti (11/27/2013) [-]
There, was that reply cerebral enough for you?
User avatar #264 - Sethorein (11/27/2013) [-]
That'd imply you were appealing to intelligence rather than emotion.

You were trying to, it seems. You're apparently incapable of expressing your thoughts in a civil manner, consistently peppering your sentences with half hearted attempts at insults...

If you actually wanted to convince me of anything, rather than farm thumbs from the 12 year old mysoginists that frequent this site, you'd have taken a lighter approach. However, we all know you had no intention to actually impart a view that you actually wanted me to accept. You're just here for the fun of insulting people behind a screen.
User avatar #266 - palmsspaghetti (11/28/2013) [-]
So I give my lessons the hard way and pull no punches. Are you really that wounded that you won't take good advice, in any form, when you see it? I'm just trying to show you how not only the "12 year old misogynists" would react, but also anyone who feels that females should not be praised, attention whore or not, just for the sake of being a female.
#257 - No sir, that would degrade you to a beta faggot. Right now you…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/27/2013 on Ring, Bitch. +1
User avatar #258 - Sethorein (11/27/2013) [-]
took a little gander at your recent comments. You are one sad, angry little man, eh?

For half a second I almost considered humoring this stupidity a little longer by asking you to define white knight just to see you sputter out some nonsense about respecting someone of the opposite gender or something. However, I think it'd be better to just abandon this thread. Goodness knows there's no signs of intelligent life here and I did what I aimed to do so there's no sense staying any longer.
User avatar #261 - palmsspaghetti (11/27/2013) [-]
And no, a white knight is most certainly not someone who merely defends someone of the opposite gender, it is one who defends someone with the intent to appear as if they are some champion for the greater good of the morality of man. When in fact, all it makes you look like a half-wit whose idea of chivalry is to hop on the internet to defend the virtues of human-kind. Am I saying it's wrong to defend or praise someone, woman or man, on the internet? No. What I am trying to convey to your small plebeian mind is she is fishing for attention so don't fall for it. Bragging about how hot "she" is, only to turn down the only thing that will validate her. "She" is trying to coast off of the "I am a girl" factor which doesn't work on the internet. Hence the rules, "tits or gtfo" and, "there are no girls on the internet". It doesn't mean that in a literal sense. What it means is don't try and use your "feminine charm" on the internet because WE DON'T CARE.
TL;DR Learn the rules of the internet and don't fall for the b8
User avatar #263 - Sethorein (11/27/2013) [-]
...you got all that shit from me congratulating her on not being the attention whore I figured she was set up to be based on her comment, eh?

Rule of thumb, white knights are faggots who compliment girls who are being shit on WITH THE EXPRESS INTENT OF TRYING TO WOO HER.

Now, I may fit the first half of the category, but I'm not nearly pathetic enough to try to court damsels on the net.

But continue trying to misrepresent my words in order to stroke your own ego. You really endear yourself to the world that way.
User avatar #259 - palmsspaghetti (11/27/2013) [-]
Gander? Now I know you're a beta faggot.
User avatar #260 - Sethorein (11/27/2013) [-]
Faggot? Now, I know you're 12.
User avatar #262 - palmsspaghetti (11/27/2013) [-]
There, was that reply cerebral enough for you?
User avatar #264 - Sethorein (11/27/2013) [-]
That'd imply you were appealing to intelligence rather than emotion.

You were trying to, it seems. You're apparently incapable of expressing your thoughts in a civil manner, consistently peppering your sentences with half hearted attempts at insults...

If you actually wanted to convince me of anything, rather than farm thumbs from the 12 year old mysoginists that frequent this site, you'd have taken a lighter approach. However, we all know you had no intention to actually impart a view that you actually wanted me to accept. You're just here for the fun of insulting people behind a screen.
User avatar #266 - palmsspaghetti (11/28/2013) [-]
So I give my lessons the hard way and pull no punches. Are you really that wounded that you won't take good advice, in any form, when you see it? I'm just trying to show you how not only the "12 year old misogynists" would react, but also anyone who feels that females should not be praised, attention whore or not, just for the sake of being a female.
#223 - refer to rules 30 and 31 of the internet. 11/26/2013 on Ring, Bitch. 0
#222 - witheknight detected.  [+] (10 new replies) 11/26/2013 on Ring, Bitch. +2
User avatar #255 - Sethorein (11/26/2013) [-]
I expected her to be an attention where and was pleasantly surprised... Oops? When I start calling her m ' lady and ask for pics then whine about the friendzone, perhaps the white knight label will be more appropriate.
User avatar #257 - palmsspaghetti (11/27/2013) [-]
No sir, that would degrade you to a beta faggot. Right now you're just a white knight faggot. But keep going, you'll get there.
User avatar #258 - Sethorein (11/27/2013) [-]
took a little gander at your recent comments. You are one sad, angry little man, eh?

For half a second I almost considered humoring this stupidity a little longer by asking you to define white knight just to see you sputter out some nonsense about respecting someone of the opposite gender or something. However, I think it'd be better to just abandon this thread. Goodness knows there's no signs of intelligent life here and I did what I aimed to do so there's no sense staying any longer.
User avatar #261 - palmsspaghetti (11/27/2013) [-]
And no, a white knight is most certainly not someone who merely defends someone of the opposite gender, it is one who defends someone with the intent to appear as if they are some champion for the greater good of the morality of man. When in fact, all it makes you look like a half-wit whose idea of chivalry is to hop on the internet to defend the virtues of human-kind. Am I saying it's wrong to defend or praise someone, woman or man, on the internet? No. What I am trying to convey to your small plebeian mind is she is fishing for attention so don't fall for it. Bragging about how hot "she" is, only to turn down the only thing that will validate her. "She" is trying to coast off of the "I am a girl" factor which doesn't work on the internet. Hence the rules, "tits or gtfo" and, "there are no girls on the internet". It doesn't mean that in a literal sense. What it means is don't try and use your "feminine charm" on the internet because WE DON'T CARE.
TL;DR Learn the rules of the internet and don't fall for the b8
User avatar #263 - Sethorein (11/27/2013) [-]
...you got all that shit from me congratulating her on not being the attention whore I figured she was set up to be based on her comment, eh?

Rule of thumb, white knights are faggots who compliment girls who are being shit on WITH THE EXPRESS INTENT OF TRYING TO WOO HER.

Now, I may fit the first half of the category, but I'm not nearly pathetic enough to try to court damsels on the net.

But continue trying to misrepresent my words in order to stroke your own ego. You really endear yourself to the world that way.
User avatar #259 - palmsspaghetti (11/27/2013) [-]
Gander? Now I know you're a beta faggot.
User avatar #260 - Sethorein (11/27/2013) [-]
Faggot? Now, I know you're 12.
User avatar #262 - palmsspaghetti (11/27/2013) [-]
There, was that reply cerebral enough for you?
User avatar #264 - Sethorein (11/27/2013) [-]
That'd imply you were appealing to intelligence rather than emotion.

You were trying to, it seems. You're apparently incapable of expressing your thoughts in a civil manner, consistently peppering your sentences with half hearted attempts at insults...

If you actually wanted to convince me of anything, rather than farm thumbs from the 12 year old mysoginists that frequent this site, you'd have taken a lighter approach. However, we all know you had no intention to actually impart a view that you actually wanted me to accept. You're just here for the fun of insulting people behind a screen.
User avatar #266 - palmsspaghetti (11/28/2013) [-]
So I give my lessons the hard way and pull no punches. Are you really that wounded that you won't take good advice, in any form, when you see it? I'm just trying to show you how not only the "12 year old misogynists" would react, but also anyone who feels that females should not be praised, attention whore or not, just for the sake of being a female.
#221 - bought my wife a wedding ring from a pawn shop for like $200. … 11/26/2013 on Ring, Bitch. 0
#31 - inspiring as **** . 11/22/2013 on Post-Mortem Embarassment 0
#50 - when i was young, im not a kid anymore. 11/22/2013 on KFC +1
#115 - u fell for the b8 m8 11/22/2013 on Doge 0
#111 - Never. Why don't you just shut the **** up and de…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/22/2013 on Doge 0
User avatar #114 - pikapikaa (11/22/2013) [-]
hows about shutting the fuck up ur self no doubt ur a Dumb fat American Fuck
User avatar #123 - lamarsmithgot (11/22/2013) [-]
wow... this is fj so it's hard to say if you're trolling, extremely retarded, or both...
User avatar #126 - pikapikaa (11/22/2013) [-]
Go choke on a dick you dumb lil Cum Dumpster ,,l,,
#128 - lamarsmithgot (11/22/2013) [-]
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#121 - lurifax (11/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #115 - palmsspaghetti (11/22/2013) [-]
u fell for the b8 m8
#138 - ******* love egoraptor. i know he has a name but …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2013 on Punchline is in the title 0
#151 - gmarrox (11/22/2013) [-]
He's pretty fucking great. Definitely the kind of guy you wish you could hang out with.
#441 - MFW 38 11/22/2013 on Awkward Sexual Experiences... -2
#97 - is this what you were looking for? 11/21/2013 on Lemme stop you right there +2
#131 - I read it as sing along rape... 11/17/2013 on Bart joins the "Clueless... 0
#155 - be franz?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2013 on can you do anything right? +1
#156 - IceViper (11/16/2013) [-]
#153 - **** posting on multiple posts in multiple posts, are we? 11/16/2013 on can you do anything right? 0
#150 - ******* this. So much this.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2013 on can you do anything right? +1
#152 - IceViper (11/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #155 - palmsspaghetti (11/16/2013) [-]
be franz?
#156 - IceViper (11/16/2013) [-]
#148 - Trust? On the internet ? Are you out of your goddamned mind? 11/16/2013 on can you do anything right? 0
#12 - what's up? 11/16/2013 on littlefun's profile 0
#76 - utooktheb8m8 11/14/2013 on (untitled) 0
#156 - Laughed way harder at this than I think I should have. 11/14/2013 on What a great guy 0
#67 - so ******* relevant there isn't even words.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Gru Minion Winning +6
#82 - frozencraft (11/14/2013) [-]
**frozencraft rolled a random image posted in comment #6529667 at Safe For Work Random Board ** i myself thought it was a glorious roll...
#83 - frozencraft (11/14/2013) [-]
**frozencraft rolled a random image posted in comment #6560659 at Safe For Work Random Board ** well that certainly wasn't
#110 - i know im falling for the b8 but how can you run a country no… 11/14/2013 on Seems sort of obvious 0
#591 - Picture 11/12/2013 on Endless GIF Dance Party 0
#7 - Thanks. It would make my day. 11/12/2013 on littlefun's profile 0
#5 - Every time a **** girl shows up i try hard as hel…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/12/2013 on littlefun's profile 0
#6 - littlefun (11/12/2013) [-]
I'll see what can do...
User avatar #7 - palmsspaghetti (11/12/2013) [-]
Thanks. It would make my day.
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#7 - huecubed (07/28/2014) [-]
heyy bby itz ben a whyle y dnt u call me nymore xxx
#1 - huecubed (10/03/2013) [-]
ran out of space. I was calm the enitire time.

Also, your comment virginity is mine.
User avatar #2 to #1 - palmsspaghetti (10/03/2013) [-]
NOOOO! NOT LIKE THIS! OH GOD! OH GOD, NO!*sobs silently in the corner*
#3 to #2 - huecubed (10/03/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but it had to be done. I love you.
#4 to #3 - palmsspaghetti (10/03/2013) [-]
I'm sure you say that to all your rape victims.
#5 to #4 - huecubed (10/03/2013) [-]
no yu specl bby xxx
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