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#37 - I think when it comes down to it it might be a numbers game. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on 1234 i start a fan war 0
#38 - kiaserzerg (12/09/2014) [-]
i disagree, one on one, a space marine is bigger, more well trained, and has more experience.

The tactics they think of on the fly are fucking terrifying at times. But thats me personally. i am not a fan of either game, but just looking at the tech and ability of both sides, space marines would win. they face tyranids, demons, chaos legion, orks, tau, and nekrons. they are used to fighting creatures stronger, faster, more agile, and more dangerous than anything a spartan could hope to be, and they just laugh like its a good old fashioned pub brawl.
#36 - Says the faggot whose name is blackholee. 12/09/2014 on 1234 i start a fan war +1
#31 - Stop becoming a faggot.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/09/2014 on 1234 i start a fan war 0
#33 - blackholee (12/09/2014) [-]
you would know what becoming a faggot is like you have on in your butt everyday
#36 - paintt (12/09/2014) [-]
Says the faggot whose name is blackholee.
#30 - What about agility though? Spartans could probably out maneuve…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/09/2014 on 1234 i start a fan war 0
#34 - kiaserzerg (12/09/2014) [-]
another thing, only the most powerful weapons the spartans have could do any damage, the marines have plasma, bullets with rockes on them, weapons that a spartan would need towo hands for, the marine would handle it better than anything a spartan has.

Another small bit is that marines live their entire life in their armor. they cant take it off, otherwise they will die.
Hence they know their armor inside and out better than anything a spartan would have.
User avatar #42 - thadin (12/10/2014) [-]
Just passing by to correct a few things.
Space Marines CAN remove their armor. If they aren't in war or at 'formal' meetings, they don't wear their armor. Generally they wear robes instead.

The Astartes physiology is biologically immortal. They cannot die of old age, but no one Astartes lived that long to find out. All Astartes die of war, not old age.
#32 - kiaserzerg (12/09/2014) [-]
possibly, but all the agility doesnt mean shit when you just bounce off them, and the fact that spartans have proven they are more agile. The space marines bodies heal faster, they move faster, and they live to almost a thousand years.

Spartans are best at shock and awe tactics, they can only really persevere when they can systematically attack a rigorous ladder of structure. The codex trains space marines to gladly give authority even a 400 year old admiral will give up command to a 50 year old newbie if he has more experience in a certain situation.

Especially in a cqc spartans are doomed, the marines have far more powerful weapons, and if a spartan were to try to melee fight he would be crushed, the marine could pick one up and crush his skull and helemt with ease.

Technologically, the marines are better equipped, stronger, smarter, and pretty much better in every way. to be honest i think even the guard could challenge the spartans to the point where they would laugh at them and start telling a real story fighting against chaos legion or tyranids.
#37 - paintt (12/09/2014) [-]
I think when it comes down to it it might be a numbers game. I think one on one a spartan would win by the skin of his or her teeth but its like squad on squad space marines would probably dominate. I dont know, it would be a cool thing to watch regardless.
#38 - kiaserzerg (12/09/2014) [-]
i disagree, one on one, a space marine is bigger, more well trained, and has more experience.

The tactics they think of on the fly are fucking terrifying at times. But thats me personally. i am not a fan of either game, but just looking at the tech and ability of both sides, space marines would win. they face tyranids, demons, chaos legion, orks, tau, and nekrons. they are used to fighting creatures stronger, faster, more agile, and more dangerous than anything a spartan could hope to be, and they just laugh like its a good old fashioned pub brawl.
#29 - I highly doubt it, but if you compare the 2 in their own unive… 12/09/2014 on 1234 i start a fan war 0
#28 - Spartans have more of an agility advantage though. As seen in …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/09/2014 on 1234 i start a fan war +1
User avatar #41 - bodyrokr (12/09/2014) [-]
not really, space marines are just superior. physically tactically and numerically
"After all of these implantations and alterations to the human body, there is a serious debate whether or not Space Marines are human. While they indubitably serve humanity, they are at least two meters tall, can breathe poison and eat through metal."
wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Creation_of_a_Space_Marine
User avatar #45 - trollmobile (12/11/2014) [-]
"space marine"
single
one
i belive the chief could take on one marine.
User avatar #46 - bodyrokr (12/11/2014) [-]
how
chief cant even survive a hit to the back
User avatar #47 - trollmobile (12/11/2014) [-]
that's a gameplay mechanic rather than lore-canon
#48 - bodyrokr (12/11/2014) [-]
didn't realize this was imaginationland where beliefs counted for jack shit
what stat does chief have that makes you think he would last longer than 20seconds against an enemy his superior, literally from the future, with more battle knowledge than chief will ever get to experience
#38 - Whoa Whoa Whoa, where is the story going to take off??? I need info.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2014 on Kakashi 0
User avatar #39 - SteyrAUG (12/09/2014) [-]
It turns out that Naruto is part of a dead race of intergalactic super-warriors known as the saiyans, and his brother is going to come in a ship to find him in the first chapter.

I have no idea, there was a bit of a hint at the end of the last chapter of the manga.

A few spoilers on the page:
www.mangapanda.com/naruto/700/22
#5 - Picture 12/01/2014 on Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and... +4
#18 - How do you know this? Were you there? 12/01/2014 on CRIMINAL SCUM 0
#99 - I believe only parasites in your blood stream are taken care o… 12/01/2014 on White Blood Cells Attacking... 0
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User avatar #1 - xxmarkusxx (03/27/2013) [-]
not only are u a massive faggot, your also a pussy. post a comment and have the balls to handle the red thumbs.
#3 to #1 - paintt (03/27/2013) [-]
oh your talking about the earth post that I deleted my comment on, no you see I made a grammar mistake so I deleted it. If you want to know what the post was about then ill tell you. I was saying that Texas has one hot week out of winter and how were not adjusted to the cold like yourself.
#2 to #1 - paintt (03/27/2013) [-]
Am I missing something here?
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