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#81 - I tried to escape it by using page down cause I saw the top an…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Creepy Game Legends +28
#627 - N. Korean citizen (04/04/2013) [-]
Dee/ my friends LUV YOUR SHIT SLL THESE YEARD -RIGHT!! MESSAGE LAST NIGHT- KAREN JERRI Cartoon?? Bee? Pipe in? Watchers know like my CLASSMATES SEEING ME NAKEF. OH YES FOR COURTS DINA LAMB/
User avatar #130 - bookyle (04/04/2013) [-]
lol, it is 6am as I am reading this in my dorm, with a single desk lamp on in my single room dorm...

It's 6 am

not a soul is stirring
#86 - Yeah and really in the end no one's forcing you to be there 04/03/2013 on I don't like people... +1
#5 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2013 on The Truth +51
#59 - potatonuggets (04/03/2013) [-]
**potatonuggets rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at With what? **
What I drew
#22 - doctorhorrible (04/03/2013) [-]
#26 - Ok this is what it really is: a vacuum. Winsauceiswin is right…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2013 on Invisible giant sits... +2
User avatar #33 - thepalmtoptiger (04/02/2013) [-]
It sounds like an honest mistake, but I would still want to punch the guy right in the taint.
#54 - Oh I've seen it all it's just the stuff against animals that f… 04/02/2013 on The Dog-a-tron 0
#47 - I have seen a lot of shit but that 100% makes me sick.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2013 on The Dog-a-tron 0
User avatar #53 - ctenop (04/02/2013) [-]
there's much worse out there....
User avatar #54 - paintplayer (04/02/2013) [-]
Oh I've seen it all it's just the stuff against animals that fucks with me
#2 - And that concludes the statement from the representative for t… 03/30/2013 on Tumblr5 +14
#195 - At 12 I feel like your sister should've known better.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/29/2013 on title +1
User avatar #202 - xwindinthewires (03/29/2013) [-]
She was a bit slow when she was younger.
#292 - I'm straight and I tried to explain that concept to some peopl…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on Against Gay Marriage +1
User avatar #415 - benotter (03/28/2013) [-]
That's called intolerance of opinion.
Unfortunately its part of what makes us human, so don't expect it to change.
Though, I do hope it bodes well for you in the future!
#18 - The descriptions of the process are in hilariously broken English. 03/26/2013 on Tumblr in a nutshell +1
#27 - 10/10 would quench thirst with 03/22/2013 on We're in Japan... +3
#10 - Picture 03/22/2013 on Photobomb +18
#29 - To further back up the things people are saying in the comment… 03/22/2013 on pope +7
#62 - I am so glad someone else noticed that lol 03/21/2013 on Nintendo Eater +2
#153 - You know, except for that whole military thing. 03/21/2013 on 'Rabia +2
#1 - Prooooooobably should've used headphones for this... 03/21/2013 on Bethesda game mods in a... 0
#1 - 1.) No epidural pain medication for these gentlemen; this sets… 03/21/2013 on men-birth-throes-test +1
#1 - If you use club soda instead of Sprite then there will be no s…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on Soy Sauce Surprise +2
#13 - kotushk (03/22/2013) [-]
Whoa there Satan, go back to pitchforks and fire, and leave us mere mortals alone!
#490 - Haha thanks man. Yeah I have always known my true nature was t…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2013 on I like this person 0
User avatar #491 - johnserrano (03/20/2013) [-]
Then I wish you the best of lucks, I know I would shot some bullets to protect me or my loved ones before getting one myself, but not in the name of any form of government or state. Guess I've always been kind of social-anarchist.
#488 - Well that changes things a bit. So to address that, I don't ca…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2013 on I like this person 0
User avatar #489 - johnserrano (03/20/2013) [-]
I think you'd do better to deserve it by living your life and fighting for your beloved ones, but I understand your point of view and don't mean to disrespect it.

You're not a fag in my eyes anymore, sir.
User avatar #490 - paintplayer (03/20/2013) [-]
Haha thanks man. Yeah I have always known my true nature was to fight so I figured I'd stop kidding myself with trying to be a doctor or a scientist or any of that and just go for the military. ROTC should give me a good head start too if I can nail that contract.
User avatar #491 - johnserrano (03/20/2013) [-]
Then I wish you the best of lucks, I know I would shot some bullets to protect me or my loved ones before getting one myself, but not in the name of any form of government or state. Guess I've always been kind of social-anarchist.
#67 - Well, time for nightmares.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on Pro tipz +1
#161 - rcomeau (03/20/2013) [-]
ill show you nightmares
#247 - Talk is cheap behind the anonymity of the Internet. People hav…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/19/2013 on I like this person +1
User avatar #483 - johnserrano (03/20/2013) [-]
I don't give a fuck if you like MLP or not, I do think it was targeted for little girls, but if you find that it improves your life, hell son, I'm glad for you.

If I say you're a faggot (and you are a faggot) it's because you seem to utterly believe poor people and minorities have resources. We are poor, we don't have resources. I lost my father two years ago, and I couldn't go to college. Thanks to my talent and my courage, I'm publishing a novel and I am a good music producer, at least for singer songwriters and starting bands. Anything I earn in my life it's because I deserve it, and I deserve much more. For your rant I assume your American, so I'm giving you the benefit of doubt. Ok, maybe there things would be easier for me. But here, in Spain, are not. Some rich people got all the money and sources and now we are all the minority. Why I'm saying you're a faggot it's because, even if what you say it's true, you still want to die for a country and a fucking flag that, in your words, doesn't give a fuck about you. And when your country kills your children, or you can't feed them anymore or whatever, you will still put the blame on women, gays, minorities and poor people.

So my sentence you're a huge faggot was a metaphorical "for God's sake, wake up"



Fag.
User avatar #488 - paintplayer (03/20/2013) [-]
Well that changes things a bit. So to address that, I don't care whether my country or my peers care for me or not. In fact, it's better that they don't. That way, I can truly know that my service is selfless. Our country often lacks respect or appreciation for the military, and that's disappointing. However, I believe enough in the rights our country provides through the blood and sweat of its warriors that I want to be one of those warriors, even if those rights are abused by people who take an undue portion of the resources this country has. That's because I have enough faith in the citizens of the country that I think that even though we make retarded decisions often, eventually we'll iron it out and it'll have been worth it. And if they still hate me for watching MLP after I've served my time, I won't care because I didn't have their respect in the first place; I don't feel like I'm owed anything. Because I come from a good upbringing of financial stability and a strong family dynamic, so I feel I've already gotten my reward. You'll get yours through your hard work, and you deserve it. I got it up front, now I have to prove that I deserved it.
User avatar #489 - johnserrano (03/20/2013) [-]
I think you'd do better to deserve it by living your life and fighting for your beloved ones, but I understand your point of view and don't mean to disrespect it.

You're not a fag in my eyes anymore, sir.
User avatar #490 - paintplayer (03/20/2013) [-]
Haha thanks man. Yeah I have always known my true nature was to fight so I figured I'd stop kidding myself with trying to be a doctor or a scientist or any of that and just go for the military. ROTC should give me a good head start too if I can nail that contract.
User avatar #491 - johnserrano (03/20/2013) [-]
Then I wish you the best of lucks, I know I would shot some bullets to protect me or my loved ones before getting one myself, but not in the name of any form of government or state. Guess I've always been kind of social-anarchist.
#70 - Women, gay s, minorities, poor people all have various source…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/19/2013 on I like this person +4
#240 - ARRRGGGG (03/19/2013) [-]
"I don't want to be like "guys can we please talk about my feelings" because I still hold pride as a man."

"I like to watch an episode of MLP"

YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH
#122 - N. Korean citizen (03/19/2013) [-]
Yes. Yes you are. And for good reason. When you know why you shouldn't watch that garbage you will be the man you seem to think you are.
#91 - jazzytheferret (03/19/2013) [-]
I remember hearing a story about this gay guy. He was having a real hard time and reached out for support. Sadly he grabbed his boyfriends erect penis on accident.
User avatar #73 - johnserrano (03/19/2013) [-]
You're a huge faggot.
User avatar #247 - paintplayer (03/19/2013) [-]
Talk is cheap behind the anonymity of the Internet. People have told me that they thought MLP was for little girls in real life. I told them "well I like it." And they didn't say a damn thing because long before I reveal to someone that I like MLP, I make sure they know that the only thing I like better than MLP is fighting. But I don't push either of those facts on anyone because I'm not insecure enough that I need the approval of others in the affirmation of my masculinity or the validation of MLP as entertainment for anyone, regardless of age or gender.
User avatar #483 - johnserrano (03/20/2013) [-]
I don't give a fuck if you like MLP or not, I do think it was targeted for little girls, but if you find that it improves your life, hell son, I'm glad for you.

If I say you're a faggot (and you are a faggot) it's because you seem to utterly believe poor people and minorities have resources. We are poor, we don't have resources. I lost my father two years ago, and I couldn't go to college. Thanks to my talent and my courage, I'm publishing a novel and I am a good music producer, at least for singer songwriters and starting bands. Anything I earn in my life it's because I deserve it, and I deserve much more. For your rant I assume your American, so I'm giving you the benefit of doubt. Ok, maybe there things would be easier for me. But here, in Spain, are not. Some rich people got all the money and sources and now we are all the minority. Why I'm saying you're a faggot it's because, even if what you say it's true, you still want to die for a country and a fucking flag that, in your words, doesn't give a fuck about you. And when your country kills your children, or you can't feed them anymore or whatever, you will still put the blame on women, gays, minorities and poor people.

So my sentence you're a huge faggot was a metaphorical "for God's sake, wake up"



Fag.
User avatar #488 - paintplayer (03/20/2013) [-]
Well that changes things a bit. So to address that, I don't care whether my country or my peers care for me or not. In fact, it's better that they don't. That way, I can truly know that my service is selfless. Our country often lacks respect or appreciation for the military, and that's disappointing. However, I believe enough in the rights our country provides through the blood and sweat of its warriors that I want to be one of those warriors, even if those rights are abused by people who take an undue portion of the resources this country has. That's because I have enough faith in the citizens of the country that I think that even though we make retarded decisions often, eventually we'll iron it out and it'll have been worth it. And if they still hate me for watching MLP after I've served my time, I won't care because I didn't have their respect in the first place; I don't feel like I'm owed anything. Because I come from a good upbringing of financial stability and a strong family dynamic, so I feel I've already gotten my reward. You'll get yours through your hard work, and you deserve it. I got it up front, now I have to prove that I deserved it.
User avatar #489 - johnserrano (03/20/2013) [-]
I think you'd do better to deserve it by living your life and fighting for your beloved ones, but I understand your point of view and don't mean to disrespect it.

You're not a fag in my eyes anymore, sir.
User avatar #490 - paintplayer (03/20/2013) [-]
Haha thanks man. Yeah I have always known my true nature was to fight so I figured I'd stop kidding myself with trying to be a doctor or a scientist or any of that and just go for the military. ROTC should give me a good head start too if I can nail that contract.
User avatar #491 - johnserrano (03/20/2013) [-]
Then I wish you the best of lucks, I know I would shot some bullets to protect me or my loved ones before getting one myself, but not in the name of any form of government or state. Guess I've always been kind of social-anarchist.
#7 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Pickup line +116
#117 - N. Korean citizen (03/22/2013) [-]
You're online.

Fuck you.
#52 - N. Korean citizen (03/19/2013) [-]
So... is she wearing panties or not?
User avatar #73 - newinterweber (03/19/2013) [-]
why can't it be a c-string?
#449 - "Soft" refers to the fact that they lack alcohol, as… 03/11/2013 on It doesn't have to make sense. 0
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