Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

paintplayer    

Rank #3965 on Comments
paintplayer Avatar Level 296 Comments: Post Master
Offline
Send mail to paintplayer Block paintplayer Invite paintplayer to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:1/05/2011
Last Login:9/16/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3965
Highest Content Rank:#2343
Highest Comment Rank:#551
Content Thumbs: 2793 total,  3059 ,  266
Comment Thumbs: 9963 total,  10768 ,  805
Content Level Progress: 92% (92/100)
Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 78% (78/100)
Level 296 Comments: Post Master → Level 297 Comments: Post Master
Subscribers:6
Content Views:44388
Times Content Favorited:125 times
Total Comments Made:1167
FJ Points:12649
Favorite Tags: the (5) | funny (4) | Cars (3) | crashes (3) | i (3) | by (2) | commas (2) | eg (2) | is (2) | my (2) | pingas (2) | separate (2) | to (2)

latest user's comments

#14 - Kind of looks like a black Andrew Zimmern  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2012 on Fried Chikkens +7
#84 - bmacattack (12/27/2012) [-]
Kind of looks like the old Lakers head coach. Weird...
#139 - It's in there lol look closer 12/26/2012 on Zynga Employee 0
#3 - Enough wit all the rage faces over here 12/25/2012 on Sandman's Forever Alone Story 0
#15 - Those Twilight movies were predicted to be disappointing to me…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2012 on Epic battles +6
#82 - xnotcreative (12/26/2012) [-]
I actually enjoyed the fight scene.

It was pretty cool seeing people get mauled and clawed at.
#1 - Picture 12/25/2012 on Nigga be crazy. +35
#1 - What did that bitch just say about Mr. Claus? 12/25/2012 on Damn it Cleverbot +1
#2 - I was with you but the "mother ******* "… 12/25/2012 on Happy Holidays 0
#1 - Picture 12/25/2012 on just kidding +1
#2 - Picture 12/25/2012 on Childhood = Ruined +7
#2 - Only holocaust-related thing I've made for a reaction image. 12/25/2012 on Insert creativ title here +4
#2 - Turns down banker Gets down to his case and the last …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2012 on Meal or no Meal +88
#24 - brockyboi (12/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #12 - Thenewguygunther (12/26/2012) [-]
i actually really enjoy lemons, i love sour food and lemons are just fucking delicious
#2 - Looks like we have to go to Poland  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2012 on Definition of a Brony +18
#12 - pokemonstheshiz (12/25/2012) [-]
There's no possible way that could ever backfire
#22 - RequieminMortis (12/26/2012) [-]
#223 - I proved that Earth doesn't lift a while back. Jupiter's way m… 12/25/2012 on Earth's Delayed Demise +3
#134 - Changes one word and gets nearly 3 times as many thumbs as me … 12/25/2012 on Zynga Employee +1
#133 - How'd you feel about "shaving a manatee" and "r…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2012 on Zynga Employee 0
User avatar #137 - dburns (12/25/2012) [-]
Would lol very hard
User avatar #139 - paintplayer (12/26/2012) [-]
It's in there lol look closer
#8 - MFW receiving communion 12/25/2012 on Today +2
#2 - I need a big truck cause I snake my dick up over my shoulder, …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2012 on Poor Guy +7
User avatar #11 - ipsa (12/26/2012) [-]
No, I must ask you to check again. It seems you may have mixed your penis with a gardening hose. In which case the statement above is true.
#3 - Reasons why I like this more than those ridiculous Tardassa co… 12/25/2012 on Worth a shot +16
#3 - Picture 12/24/2012 on Grab my paw +3
#3 - I can work with that 12/24/2012 on i would +51
#2 - Who called in the fleet? 12/24/2012 on Starcat II 0
#12 - Mfw didn't encounter malware issues because I didn't log on un… 12/24/2012 on What. 0
#7 - Typical capitalist excess. Glorious Mosin Nagant rifle hand cr…  [+] (40 new replies) 12/24/2012 on Cupholders... +226
#161 - saberrr (12/25/2012) [-]
I posted this the other day but it's also relevant here.
#194 - mclaughlinar (12/25/2012) [-]
Nice Mosin-Nagant, but you can pick them up for like 100 bucks at any gun shop.

< this bad boy was produced in 1935 for the USSR.
#210 - jakeattack (12/25/2012) [-]
really that easy? fuck yea
#212 - mclaughlinar (12/25/2012) [-]
Yup, they were way overproduced at some point, lots of them out there, they normally come with a bayonet. Ammo is hard as hell to find where i live though, so may people have them.
#213 - jakeattack (12/25/2012) [-]
well that sounds great. what ammo do they take anyway?
#215 - mclaughlinar (12/25/2012) [-]
7.62×54mm for the most part, it's a pretty serious round.
#216 - jakeattack (12/25/2012) [-]
interesting. well i know basically nothing about guns. but im interested in learning. seems fun. gonna be 18 in less than a year. but still, im in the suburbs of Chicago, no place to shoot. seems really cool having a gun used by a crazy russian years ago
#217 - mclaughlinar (12/25/2012) [-]
Haha well they're only used if you get lucky, mostly just surplus and unused. Mine was found in a cabin on my uncle's land with an old Japanese rifle, both used in service.
#219 - jakeattack (12/25/2012) [-]
gotcha, crazy stuff. wish i had something like that. i wish i had the medals my grandpa had from his service in the navy for korea. its just special though. to think that gun was built almost 78 year ago. im guessing it still works fine? nowadays modern tech lasts maybe a few years at best.
#220 - mclaughlinar (12/25/2012) [-]
Were they lost? I don't know how family goes about it, but i know that soldiers can pay the government to reissue prior medals, or something like that. My step-dad had it done for some of his Vietnam metals.
#222 - jakeattack (12/25/2012) [-]
oh no not lost but my uncle has them. and he was supposed to let the younger generations have them or something, but there is a big fight with my family. huge divide between the older 3 boys and 3 younger girls, including my mom. i dont even remember but there are 4 medals and he was supposed to share but wont. and its sad because my grandpa passed when i was 12 from cancer.
#79 - newborn (12/24/2012) [-]
But... Marko Ramius defected to the US in the most sophisticated submarine ever built.
#51 - flashbuscus (12/24/2012) [-]
that guy either really looks like Sean Connery or it actually is and i'm an idiot...
User avatar #130 - breakfastlunch (12/25/2012) [-]
Don't know why you're being thumbed down--It is Sean Connery. I'm pretty sure it's him playing the Russian captain in The Hunt for Red October
User avatar #234 - flashbuscus (12/25/2012) [-]
awesome, cheers man.
#49 - ohnomynamedoesntfi (12/24/2012) [-]
The fact that that is Sean Connery makes your comment even more priceless XD Pic unrelated.
#24 - Onemanretardpack (12/24/2012) [-]
I love you
#23 - highclassbean (12/24/2012) [-]
you remind me of this
#120 - TastyBurger (12/25/2012) [-]
>Johnson и Johnson

Glorious.
#13 - pooplol has deleted their comment.
#20 - gassnake (12/24/2012) [-]
What history have you been watching?
#12 - brosanction (12/24/2012) [-]
Funny Russian man, Pretty rock found on mountain, rough and heavy, no s...ss..scope or "buleet" or far see, one rock, one throw arm, one target, want rock? you have rock, want dark see? light big fire, want better rock throw? get bigger rock, this is weapon of umgabung tribe
#16 - hanakoikezawa (12/24/2012) [-]
Nice one.
User avatar #72 - fjafro (12/24/2012) [-]
That looks familiar.
#100 - anonymous (12/25/2012) [-]
Its hanako from katawa shoujo
User avatar #9 - blamie (12/24/2012) [-]
Its funny, I have a 91/30 I modified to have almost everything you just said you hated.
#25 - Onemanretardpack (12/24/2012) [-]
That poor rifle.. If you want something with all that shit, buy one that has it. Don't rape a poor defenseless piece of history.
User avatar #29 - blamie (12/24/2012) [-]
And mosins are't "Poor defenseless pieces of history" if there were any REAL historical value, the "good" mosins wouldn't run for $170 tops.
#48 - notyaoming (12/24/2012) [-]
HAHAHA

Good Mosins 170 tops. Oh god the lol's.

User avatar #30 - Onemanretardpack (12/24/2012) [-]
Shut up, the cheap ones have more historical value because they were issued during the war. They were probably shmucks only weapon against the Germans during the Soviet winter. Fuck, the one I got came with an ammo pack with blood stains on it
#21 - gassnake (12/24/2012) [-]
And that is why no one like you! Putting shit on a 91/30 what's wrong with you?
User avatar #27 - blamie (12/24/2012) [-]
Because I dont have the money for a pimped out remmington 700 that runs for $1,100, but I do have the money for a $130 gun and $400 in mods for a gun that has the same feel and shoots the same at 200 yards with the added benefit of ammo being dirt cheap.
User avatar #82 - Onemanretardpack (12/24/2012) [-]
Well it seems you're into the wrong hobby if you have that little integrity and respect for things older than you
User avatar #86 - blamie (12/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, the silicon in your CPU was forged in the core of a dying star, but you respectless fucks put it in a computer, learn to respect stuff thats older than you.
#28 - gassnake (12/24/2012) [-]
You can get a good R700 for 350? where have you been looking for guns?
User avatar #31 - blamie (12/24/2012) [-]
You can get a "good" 770 for 350. A good 700 whose barrel isn't paper and has a good scope runs a hole in your wallet.
#34 - gassnake (12/24/2012) [-]
What's wrong with the Original 700? I bought a R7oo in .270 this year for $350 and put a $100 Simmons on it
#36 - gassnake (12/24/2012) [-]
Should be R700 there
User avatar #41 - blamie (12/24/2012) [-]
I said the 700 was good. The 770 sucks major balls and is one of the only things you can get with both remmington and 7 in the name that doesn't break the bank.
#44 - gassnake (12/24/2012) [-]
If you can find an old wood stock 700 they don't break the bank either.
#3 - Be cautious when opening overhead compartments, as contents ma…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/24/2012 on what do flight attendants... +340
User avatar #16 - foxxywithpaws (12/24/2012) [-]
CarllraC
User avatar #17 - hanakoikezawa (12/24/2012) [-]
CarllɿɒƆ

Step up
User avatar #114 - Kadzait (12/24/2012) [-]
carl
ɔɐɹן

What you say?
User avatar #119 - hanakoikezawa (12/24/2012) [-]
Carl......
˙˙˙˙˙˙lɹɐƆ

Step up.
User avatar #213 - davidavidson (12/25/2012) [-]
^^trying hard^^
#1 - You'd be ripped to **** too if you carried a sack… 12/24/2012 on Bitches love Christmas 0
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2150

Comments(0):

paintplayer has disabled comments.
 

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
No comments!
 
 Friends (0)