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#90 - I don't wanna sound stupid but... does that can stop da thank?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Meanwhile in Russia +1
#92 - Elemental (04/09/2013) [-]
"does that can stop da thank"
That's a T-34. Weighs 26.5 tons. Vs. a 60 pound boot. What do you think?
User avatar #93 - paesani (04/09/2013) [-]
The tank would trip over and die... I really need to stop playing so much videogames
#94 - Elemental (04/09/2013) [-]
Or start playing the right ones. worldoftanks.com/
#478 - Nigga, why haven't you invade us? (Venezuela) We directly call…  [+] (10 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Too bad for 'murica +1
User avatar #573 - sketchE (04/09/2013) [-]
because were not as big of a prick as everyone makes us out to be
User avatar #585 - paesani (04/09/2013) [-]
.-. well, your country oftenly uses brute force to solve problems, that gives you an idea of what you can expect. (Forgive me if I made any mistakes)
User avatar #529 - robertolee (04/09/2013) [-]
Its because Venezuela sells oil below market price to the US
User avatar #530 - paesani (04/09/2013) [-]
Really? I thought we only sold it to south america...
User avatar #534 - robertolee (04/09/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States%E2%80%93Venezuela_relations. They do sell the US oil and its why the US are on edge about venezuela because Hugo threatened to increase the oil price as less and less was being produced from the refineries. So the US is basically an asshole to all countries in central and south america, mostly latin america for its own benefit, check out Nicaragua from more info. Personally from what I know and have read about Hugo I thought he seemed like a great leader and slandered against in the world outside Venezuela.
User avatar #536 - paesani (04/09/2013) [-]
Well he did make great relations whit others... but internaly we're sufering. Still... I miss blaming everything on him, the new guys is really fucking dumb...
User avatar #540 - robertolee (04/09/2013) [-]
I thought his idea of uniting South/Latin america was a great idea. If you look at the statistics on World Bank, he actually reduced poverty alot and did quite a good job of your country. I would recommend voting for people from his party as the other major party in your country is US backed and when the Nicaraguans did that their country became a fucking mess.
User avatar #552 - paesani (04/09/2013) [-]
He did reduce poverty, a lot in fact, but crime is too high... also the inflation is killing us, aaand shortage is over 20%, He was a good president, but it could be better. I apreciate your time and patience, but the party chosed a horrible man... Nicolas Maduro, look for him
User avatar #554 - robertolee (04/09/2013) [-]
Yeah ive seen the crime rates, shits crazy!. Your country needs to move away from oil if possible because it is very dependant on it and the world is trying (failing) to move away from oil.
User avatar #559 - paesani (04/09/2013) [-]
Well, since our reserves are insane, we can make profit of it, torism is great and we have great iron mines, all of theses are going to eventualy vanish but we could invert the money on stuff. Oh by the way, Chavez used to expropiated buildings.
#636 - As an agnostic... I don't know what the fuck to say. 04/08/2013 on McButthurt Comp #1 +1
#220 - Mah nigga, ^THIS is a fellow funny junker. FUNNYJUNKER FO LIFE! 04/08/2013 on Well..... 0
#152 - **paesani rolls 73** But you can't handle theses dubs! 04/07/2013 on Dude! I want that... 0
#77 - shhhhhh 04/02/2013 on Those feels 0
#10 - Picture  [+] (19 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Those feels +4
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#17 - muffinbuttoneater (04/01/2013) [-]
this is my last one unfortuantely
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#6 - It aint gonna start it self...  [+] (25 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Those feels +9
User avatar #34 - admiralen (04/01/2013) [-]
but they do
User avatar #77 - paesani (04/02/2013) [-]
shhhhhh
#11 - guitarnigger (04/01/2013) [-]
spidey thread it is
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#17 - muffinbuttoneater (04/01/2013) [-]
this is my last one unfortuantely
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#10 - They are. 04/01/2013 on Sand kitties -1
#9 - To the top comment!!! 04/01/2013 on Art +2
#10 - Thanks man, I saw my chance and went for it. 04/01/2013 on Just me on omegle... +1
#101 - Cloudy whit a chance of BANHAMMER! 04/01/2013 on And they're all pretty old... +4
#100 - You fool, Morgan Freeman will never die, HE IS GOD.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/01/2013 on And they're all pretty old... +11
User avatar #150 - morgan freeman (04/01/2013) [-]
beep
#103 - supermandan (04/01/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#7 - Since it's on Comedy Central, it has a chance of being hot on the web. 04/01/2013 on A day without Mail 0
#8 - Too much repost and stupid puns theses days, gotta do somethin… 04/01/2013 on Just me on omegle... 0
#5 - Just your regular internet guy.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2013 on Just me on omegle... +1
#6 - tomanyusernames (04/01/2013) [-]
ok then
#3 - That's what happens when I let my mind free.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2013 on Just me on omegle... +1
#4 - tomanyusernames (04/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 - paesani (04/01/2013) [-]
Just your regular internet guy.
#6 - tomanyusernames (04/01/2013) [-]
ok then
#135 - Is dog kill? 03/21/2013 on Cats Vs. Dogs 0
#57 - SO? even more on my favor, he could quote a dead man, ergo, he… 03/21/2013 on Only 200's kids will... -1
#53 - So? The empire lasted longer that he did.  [+] (14 new replies) 03/21/2013 on Only 200's kids will... +4
User avatar #55 - linxusfour (03/21/2013) [-]
the picture says, "et tu feelus"
which is clearly a spin of "et tu Brutus?"
which was julias ceasers last words.
User avatar #141 - emmiepony (03/22/2013) [-]
actually it was "Et tu, Brute"

Brute is the vocative of Brutus.
User avatar #142 - linxusfour (03/22/2013) [-]
i dont even history
User avatar #135 - twi (03/22/2013) [-]
ha loser
User avatar #136 - linxusfour (03/22/2013) [-]
fuck off horsefucker.
#137 - twi (03/22/2013) [-]
but... your avatar is a pony...
User avatar #138 - linxusfour (03/22/2013) [-]
so is yours, faggot.
#157 - prettyflyforaderp (03/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #165 - linxusfour (03/22/2013) [-]
im just acting like that because we happen to be friends, and i linked him to this thread.
#166 - prettyflyforaderp (03/22/2013) [-]
well then.....confusing me and shit...jeez
#144 - krispybananaz (03/22/2013) [-]
ERRYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP, like a bunch of 5 year olds
#139 - twi (03/22/2013) [-]
#93 - jimmynutz (03/22/2013) [-]
VERY aware of that, but the Latin language outlived him, so I'd be willing to bet that somewhere, sometime, some Roman repeated the phrase.
User avatar #57 - paesani (03/21/2013) [-]
SO? even more on my favor, he could quote a dead man, ergo, he live more that he.
#528 - Just get out...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2013 on The 90s. 0
User avatar #529 - thisonewins (03/22/2013) [-]
Nah, don't think I will until somebody explains how the hell that math works.
#168 - MS Paint skills... OFF THE CHARTS! :D  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on The Danger of Headbutts 0
User avatar #176 - xdiabolicx (03/19/2013) [-]
Tilt back screen to witness my process.

I swear i left it like that on purpose..
#164 - Anti-niggers. 03/19/2013 on The Danger of Headbutts +2
#194 - But the question is... did she eat the D? 03/19/2013 on The Question That Drove Her... 0
#298 - It's... so... shiny.... 03/19/2013 on 'murccan hours 0
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#55 - utopianfriend (03/19/2013) [-]
¿Porque no puedo poner imagenes? :(

Soy Tomodashi :D
User avatar #56 to #55 - paesani (03/19/2013) [-]
1) El tamaño de tu pene

2) items te odia y quiere que mueras de sangramiento anal

3) No tienes suficientes thumbs verdes para ese privilegio (Creo que es esta, aunque la del items tiene más sentido)
#57 to #56 - utopianfriend (03/19/2013) [-]
Yay, Haters gonna Hate :D
#53 - chupiter (03/07/2013) [-]
So... how's stuff and stuff, eh?
So... how's stuff and stuff, eh?
User avatar #54 to #53 - paesani (03/11/2013) [-]
stuffing
#51 - N. Korean citizen (02/12/2013) [-]
hey it's romnymon, i can't even reply you in my own status because fo ban :c... i'm not into loli porn, i don't know what to do
User avatar #52 to #51 - paesani (02/12/2013) [-]
Create another acount?
#36 - blartonfairweather (11/02/2012) [-]
How you doin'?
How you doin'?
#37 to #36 - paesani (11/02/2012) [-]
Doing fine nigga, just fine...
#38 to #37 - blartonfairweather (11/02/2012) [-]
Well, that is quite fine indeed, nigga.
User avatar #39 to #38 - paesani (11/02/2012) [-]
Can I tell you a secret?
#42 to #41 - blartonfairweather (11/02/2012) [-]






No, no, no...that...that's impossible!
#44 to #43 - blartonfairweather (11/02/2012) [-]
I'm on to you, kid.
#45 to #44 - paesani (11/02/2012) [-]
Do you even lift?
#49 to #48 - paesani (11/02/2012) [-]
Die. I win.
User avatar #34 - chupiter (10/09/2012) [-]
Thanks for the random act, dude! :) Nice to see some good people on FJ!
User avatar #35 to #34 - paesani (10/09/2012) [-]
You're welcome.
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