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#442721 - Could somebody please tell me what game is this? https://pbs.t…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/05/2013 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #442722 - enviousjellyfish (05/05/2013) [-]
Project zomboid
User avatar #442739 - paesani (05/05/2013) [-]
Thanks man, I love you.
User avatar #442750 - enviousjellyfish (05/05/2013) [-]
Marry me?
User avatar #442752 - paesani (05/05/2013) [-]
YES
User avatar #442755 - enviousjellyfish (05/05/2013) [-]
How many children do you want?
User avatar #442761 - paesani (05/05/2013) [-]
I don't know, how many can you kill?
User avatar #442767 - enviousjellyfish (05/05/2013) [-]
! ;-;
User avatar #442782 - paesani (05/05/2013) [-]
They're tasty.
#157 - EAT A BAG OF DICKS 05/03/2013 on Punchline +12
#106 - ******* snipers always scared me when they kill me. 04/28/2013 on Murica +1
#39 - This one actualy gived me feels... and I am not even german. 04/28/2013 on Became a seal -1
#78 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on Meeting the new... -1
#80 - comanderspy (04/13/2013) [-]
#74 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Meeting the new... -3
#77 - anonymous (04/13/2013) [-]
"paesani doesn't understand that anon was not bitching, but simply trying to show him that he possibly misread the comment."



(We're not all assholes.)
#78 - paesani has deleted their comment.
#80 - comanderspy (04/13/2013) [-]
#72 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Meeting the new... -5
#73 - anonymous (04/13/2013) [-]
"WIFE quits practicing law"
#74 - paesani has deleted their comment.
#77 - anonymous (04/13/2013) [-]
"paesani doesn't understand that anon was not bitching, but simply trying to show him that he possibly misread the comment."



(We're not all assholes.)
#78 - paesani has deleted their comment.
#80 - comanderspy (04/13/2013) [-]
#58 - He's the only one on FJ whit that user name.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Writing -3
User avatar #113 - hydraetis (04/14/2013) [-]
Fuck your clever shit.
#71 - anonymous (04/13/2013) [-]
But maybe not in every parallel universe.
#71 - I'm a fan of your work, you rock man. 04/09/2013 on Homer. +11
#76 - By the nine, that was the most glorious roll I have seen today. 04/09/2013 on Putin 0
#585 - .-. well, your country oftenly uses brute force to solve probl… 04/09/2013 on Too bad for 'murica 0
#37 - ^THIS! 04/09/2013 on Scumbag parents +1
#97 - "That's it, as soon as I get out of here I'm *****… 04/09/2013 on Pringles 0
#68 - So... who's up for hide and seek? :D 04/09/2013 on Some abandoned and cool... 0
#27 - RUM AND BITCHES!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on robertolee's profile 0
#28 - robertolee (04/09/2013) [-]
Damn Right!
#131 - This was ******* flawless, I am **********… 04/09/2013 on Jeezus +1
#54 - Ambasador is kill  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on W. +7
User avatar #86 - rploeger (04/09/2013) [-]
no
#25 - I really apreciate that you're not a propaganda puppet, I thin…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2013 on robertolee's profile 0
User avatar #26 - robertolee (04/09/2013) [-]
Thanks, I try not to take anything at face value. You seem like a great guy too, If you didn't live in south america I would invite you out for drinks haha
User avatar #27 - paesani (04/09/2013) [-]
RUM AND BITCHES!!!
#28 - robertolee (04/09/2013) [-]
Damn Right!
#559 - Well, since our reserves are insane, we can make profit of it,… 04/09/2013 on Too bad for 'murica 0
#552 - He did reduce poverty, a lot in fact, but crime is too high...…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Too bad for 'murica 0
User avatar #554 - robertolee (04/09/2013) [-]
Yeah ive seen the crime rates, shits crazy!. Your country needs to move away from oil if possible because it is very dependant on it and the world is trying (failing) to move away from oil.
User avatar #559 - paesani (04/09/2013) [-]
Well, since our reserves are insane, we can make profit of it, torism is great and we have great iron mines, all of theses are going to eventualy vanish but we could invert the money on stuff. Oh by the way, Chavez used to expropiated buildings.
#536 - Well he did make great relations whit others... but internaly …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Too bad for 'murica 0
User avatar #540 - robertolee (04/09/2013) [-]
I thought his idea of uniting South/Latin america was a great idea. If you look at the statistics on World Bank, he actually reduced poverty alot and did quite a good job of your country. I would recommend voting for people from his party as the other major party in your country is US backed and when the Nicaraguans did that their country became a fucking mess.
User avatar #552 - paesani (04/09/2013) [-]
He did reduce poverty, a lot in fact, but crime is too high... also the inflation is killing us, aaand shortage is over 20%, He was a good president, but it could be better. I apreciate your time and patience, but the party chosed a horrible man... Nicolas Maduro, look for him
User avatar #554 - robertolee (04/09/2013) [-]
Yeah ive seen the crime rates, shits crazy!. Your country needs to move away from oil if possible because it is very dependant on it and the world is trying (failing) to move away from oil.
User avatar #559 - paesani (04/09/2013) [-]
Well, since our reserves are insane, we can make profit of it, torism is great and we have great iron mines, all of theses are going to eventualy vanish but we could invert the money on stuff. Oh by the way, Chavez used to expropiated buildings.
#530 - Really? I thought we only sold it to south america...  [+] (6 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Too bad for 'murica 0
User avatar #534 - robertolee (04/09/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States%E2%80%93Venezuela_relations. They do sell the US oil and its why the US are on edge about venezuela because Hugo threatened to increase the oil price as less and less was being produced from the refineries. So the US is basically an asshole to all countries in central and south america, mostly latin america for its own benefit, check out Nicaragua from more info. Personally from what I know and have read about Hugo I thought he seemed like a great leader and slandered against in the world outside Venezuela.
User avatar #536 - paesani (04/09/2013) [-]
Well he did make great relations whit others... but internaly we're sufering. Still... I miss blaming everything on him, the new guys is really fucking dumb...
User avatar #540 - robertolee (04/09/2013) [-]
I thought his idea of uniting South/Latin america was a great idea. If you look at the statistics on World Bank, he actually reduced poverty alot and did quite a good job of your country. I would recommend voting for people from his party as the other major party in your country is US backed and when the Nicaraguans did that their country became a fucking mess.
User avatar #552 - paesani (04/09/2013) [-]
He did reduce poverty, a lot in fact, but crime is too high... also the inflation is killing us, aaand shortage is over 20%, He was a good president, but it could be better. I apreciate your time and patience, but the party chosed a horrible man... Nicolas Maduro, look for him
User avatar #554 - robertolee (04/09/2013) [-]
Yeah ive seen the crime rates, shits crazy!. Your country needs to move away from oil if possible because it is very dependant on it and the world is trying (failing) to move away from oil.
User avatar #559 - paesani (04/09/2013) [-]
Well, since our reserves are insane, we can make profit of it, torism is great and we have great iron mines, all of theses are going to eventualy vanish but we could invert the money on stuff. Oh by the way, Chavez used to expropiated buildings.
#93 - The tank would trip over and die... I really need to stop play…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on Meanwhile in Russia +2
#94 - Elemental (04/09/2013) [-]
Or start playing the right ones. worldoftanks.com/
#60 - All of my internets for you xD 04/09/2013 on herro there neighbour +2
#90 - I don't wanna sound stupid but... does that can stop da thank?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/09/2013 on Meanwhile in Russia +1
#92 - Elemental (04/09/2013) [-]
"does that can stop da thank"
That's a T-34. Weighs 26.5 tons. Vs. a 60 pound boot. What do you think?
User avatar #93 - paesani (04/09/2013) [-]
The tank would trip over and die... I really need to stop playing so much videogames
#94 - Elemental (04/09/2013) [-]
Or start playing the right ones. worldoftanks.com/
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#55 - utopianfriend (03/19/2013) [-]
¿Porque no puedo poner imagenes? :(

Soy Tomodashi :D
User avatar #56 to #55 - paesani (03/19/2013) [-]
1) El tamaño de tu pene

2) items te odia y quiere que mueras de sangramiento anal

3) No tienes suficientes thumbs verdes para ese privilegio (Creo que es esta, aunque la del items tiene más sentido)
#57 to #56 - utopianfriend (03/19/2013) [-]
Yay, Haters gonna Hate :D
#53 - chupiter (03/07/2013) [-]
So... how's stuff and stuff, eh?
So... how's stuff and stuff, eh?
User avatar #54 to #53 - paesani (03/11/2013) [-]
stuffing
#51 - anonymous (02/12/2013) [-]
hey it's romnymon, i can't even reply you in my own status because fo ban :c... i'm not into loli porn, i don't know what to do
User avatar #52 to #51 - paesani (02/12/2013) [-]
Create another acount?
#36 - blartonfairweather (11/02/2012) [-]
How you doin'?
How you doin'?
#37 to #36 - paesani (11/02/2012) [-]
Doing fine ***** , just fine...
#38 to #37 - blartonfairweather (11/02/2012) [-]
Well, that is quite fine indeed, ***** .
User avatar #39 to #38 - paesani (11/02/2012) [-]
Can I tell you a secret?
#42 to #41 - blartonfairweather (11/02/2012) [-]






No, no, no...that...that's impossible!
#44 to #43 - blartonfairweather (11/02/2012) [-]
I'm on to you, kid.
#45 to #44 - paesani (11/02/2012) [-]
Do you even lift?
#49 to #48 - paesani (11/02/2012) [-]
Die. I win.
User avatar #34 - chupiter (10/09/2012) [-]
Thanks for the random act, dude! :) Nice to see some good people on FJ!
User avatar #35 to #34 - paesani (10/09/2012) [-]
You're welcome.
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