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#146 - What's that..?  [+] (16 new replies) 05/02/2013 on 4chan +2
#209 - N. Korean citizen (05/02/2013) [-]
An embarrassment to the family.
#175 - N. Korean citizen (05/02/2013) [-]
literally bought a 3ds just to buy pokemon x or y when it comes out in october. the 3ds is pretty good if you ask me. worth 200 i guess...
#172 - N. Korean citizen (05/02/2013) [-]
6th gen possible mewthree
name unconfirmed
User avatar #176 - theherooftimes (05/02/2013) [-]
its got a name. mewtwo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpn6nibaTSE

this trailer for the movie shows him transforming.

dont know how to feel
#185 - N. Korean citizen (05/02/2013) [-]
"shows him transforming"
never transforms
next time post a link that starts on the exact time, so you don't bullshit people into making them watch the whole thing, or in my case, rewatch the whole thing.
User avatar #190 - theherooftimes (05/02/2013) [-]
dude i already stated that i put in fact a wrong trailer. i then put another comment with the link i meant to put.
#194 - N. Korean citizen (05/02/2013) [-]
i was too busy rewatching the video you accidentally links (your fault) and pretty much no one refreshes comments, you can't blame me for that bro.
User avatar #178 - theherooftimes (05/02/2013) [-]
my bad ignore the link it is not the one i meant to post

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUfPFQCpJwU

this is the one i intended to post earlier.
#191 - N. Korean citizen (05/02/2013) [-]
yup, he definitely transforms in this video.
User avatar #166 - drunkasaurus (05/02/2013) [-]
mew3
User avatar #167 - pabloch (05/02/2013) [-]
Is that a real thing?
User avatar #168 - drunkasaurus (05/02/2013) [-]
I don't see why not
User avatar #171 - pabloch (05/02/2013) [-]
You didn't really answer my question, I'll just take it as if it was a photoshop and move on with my life.
User avatar #173 - theherooftimes (05/02/2013) [-]
nope bro real pokemon

www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_KgsVeYIKM

its a trailer of the new pokemon games for 3ds
#177 - N. Korean citizen (05/02/2013) [-]
the title of that video is bullshit. nothing confirms it's mewtwo or mewthree
#139 - I think arrisarrad was talking about skyrim, not darksouls. No…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on True story +3
#140 - jakeattack (05/02/2013) [-]
no i was comparing them. soo...
#82 - that's how I'm in bronze now 05/01/2013 on Bronze League Vayne -1
#72 - Except I fell from bronze 1, about to get promoted to silver, …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on Bronze League Vayne -3
#100 - jinkazama (05/01/2013) [-]
If you can't carry in bronze you belong there. Simple as that.
#8 - yeah people don't really know what irony is, so they make up d…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/30/2013 on irony +5
#37 - matthewboss (04/30/2013) [-]
The use of words expressing something other than it's literal intention, now that, is, irony
#44 - N. Korean citizen (04/30/2013) [-]
That's Sarcasm, or Verbal Irony.
User avatar #45 - matthewboss (04/30/2013) [-]
Irony is very similar to sarcasm, only since it has been bastardised into what it is now people start calling it 'situational irony'
#99 - Yeah I looked up parasite, apparently there's no anime, shame,… 04/29/2013 on Gabe is the number 3!!! 0
#85 - I think it's parasite, I read a manga like that, don't know if…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2013 on Gabe is the number 3!!! 0
User avatar #98 - CatfishCrothers (04/29/2013) [-]
Actually, it's from Battle Royal High School.
User avatar #99 - pabloch (04/29/2013) [-]
Yeah I looked up parasite, apparently there's no anime, shame, it's a fuckign amazing manga.
#224 - Take this, use it well. 04/27/2013 on Exile +7
#145 - It's similar in the manga, but the yuno who looks at the main …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2013 on Laughing 0
User avatar #146 - ODSTRuler (04/27/2013) [-]
That was the ended I wanted :(
#27 - Every party needs a pooper, that's why we invited you  [+] (2 new replies) 04/27/2013 on African Space Program +4
#44 - N. Korean citizen (04/27/2013) [-]
*insert Super Kami Guru quote here*
#66 - N. Korean citizen (04/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#101 - Have you stopped and considered I maybe, just maybe, made a typo? 04/27/2013 on Superman lazer beard 0
#97 - Either I keep getting the same notification or kirbysilver kee…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Calmly +1
#118 - rodneyabc (04/26/2013) [-]
Same.
User avatar #116 - angelmatvey (04/26/2013) [-]
Huh. Same thing just happened to me.
#9 - Alright, but before getting to the hiding the body part, How d…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on I wanted to be gangsta 0
#11 - N. Korean citizen (04/26/2013) [-]
By hyperventilating for approx. a minute, then blowing as hard as you can onto your thumb. You will fall unconscious which will make all the muscles in your body (major musle groups) relax, unsticking your dick from the fan (since you will also lose your erection due to a drop in blood pressure).
#9 - My country is going to probably ignore CISPA until it explodes… 04/26/2013 on All of the win 0
#7 - I was expecting something more creative.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2013 on I wanted to be gangsta 0
#8 - N. Korean citizen (04/26/2013) [-]
Okay, take a PET bottle, fill it with lots of coloured liquid (food coloring idunno) and then add (while holding your breath or wearing a gasmask) add 3 parts bleach and 5 parts ammonia. Then screw the cap on tight, shake it vigorously then hand to someone asking them to see if it smells weird. Then enjoy as the fluid in their lungs turns to biting acid and they die.

There, that good enough? I could also tell you how to hide the body.
User avatar #9 - pabloch (04/26/2013) [-]
Alright, but before getting to the hiding the body part, How do I unstuck my dick out of the fan?
#11 - N. Korean citizen (04/26/2013) [-]
By hyperventilating for approx. a minute, then blowing as hard as you can onto your thumb. You will fall unconscious which will make all the muscles in your body (major musle groups) relax, unsticking your dick from the fan (since you will also lose your erection due to a drop in blood pressure).
#7 - The internet's not gonna be taken away, they are just going to…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2013 on All of the win 0
#8 - taurusguy (04/26/2013) [-]
the part of internet that keeps me sane will be blocked by cispa (well rather not, my country didnt agree so sopa and they will not to that)
User avatar #9 - pabloch (04/26/2013) [-]
My country is going to probably ignore CISPA until it explodes in their faces and they try to take money from it, utlimately falling into CISPA's grasp
#1 - As if Giga Nigga would let them run away. 04/26/2013 on Watermelon. 0
#4 - Lex's gonna win by a hair's breath  [+] (4 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Superman lazer beard +7
User avatar #8 - aldheim (04/26/2013) [-]
Breadth.
The expression is a hair's breadth.
As in, its width.
Hair does not breath.
User avatar #101 - pabloch (04/27/2013) [-]
Have you stopped and considered I maybe, just maybe, made a typo?
User avatar #12 - CaptainPugwash (04/26/2013) [-]
Breathe.
The sentence is hair does not breathe.
As in, the act of taking breaths.
Hair cannot do something that is a noun, in the same way that a cat does not water fountain.
User avatar #107 - aldheim (04/27/2013) [-]
If you've never seen a cat water fountain I feel sorry for you.
#5 - I... yes, I think it does, what shall I do?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/26/2013 on I wanted to be gangsta 0
#6 - N. Korean citizen (04/26/2013) [-]
Eat yourself.
User avatar #7 - pabloch (04/26/2013) [-]
I was expecting something more creative.
#8 - N. Korean citizen (04/26/2013) [-]
Okay, take a PET bottle, fill it with lots of coloured liquid (food coloring idunno) and then add (while holding your breath or wearing a gasmask) add 3 parts bleach and 5 parts ammonia. Then screw the cap on tight, shake it vigorously then hand to someone asking them to see if it smells weird. Then enjoy as the fluid in their lungs turns to biting acid and they die.

There, that good enough? I could also tell you how to hide the body.
User avatar #9 - pabloch (04/26/2013) [-]
Alright, but before getting to the hiding the body part, How do I unstuck my dick out of the fan?
#11 - N. Korean citizen (04/26/2013) [-]
By hyperventilating for approx. a minute, then blowing as hard as you can onto your thumb. You will fall unconscious which will make all the muscles in your body (major musle groups) relax, unsticking your dick from the fan (since you will also lose your erection due to a drop in blood pressure).
#3 - What if the rocket completely enters through his ass and then …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on African Space Program +1
User avatar #4 - thespecialone (04/26/2013) [-]
then...

IMMA FIRIN MA ROCKET! BWAAAAAAHH!

i guess
#4 - Do you really need to watch it to understand? I never watched …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/26/2013 on clanned 0
#12 - N. Korean citizen (04/26/2013) [-]
WHY HAVE YOU NOT WATCHED CLANNAD?!?!

But no really, you should watch it. Hardcore tear-jerking shit.
User avatar #13 - lawuser (04/26/2013) [-]
Because its fanbase is a bunch of circle-jerking morons and I refuse to associate myself with them by watching the same show.
User avatar #19 - wolfblackfire (04/26/2013) [-]
Why are you even judging shows by their fanbases? Every show on this planet has it's own moronic fanbase. Even your favorites.
User avatar #22 - lawuser (04/26/2013) [-]
It's simple, really.
>Havn't seen the show so I don't know what to think about it.
>I see its fans everywhere and they're all saying how great and sad it is.
>Eventually this becomes annoying, and as it progresses it will be more and more annoying to the point where my feelings towards its fans are projected onto the very thing they're a fan of.
Now don't say that this is totally unreasonable of me to do so. I know that I should judge the show for what it is, but that's almost impossible. If I were to watch Clannad now my heart would just be a brick and I would not have enjoyed it nearly as much as I would have if I went into it without knowing anything.
So therefore it's because I dislike the fanbase that I know I'll end up disliking, or in best-case just not liking it as much as I could have. I know it's easy for me to say since I havn't actually seen it.
While I do enjoy anime I also like to be just a little ctitical towards what I watch. So if I were to watch Clannad I would immediately start picking out flaws and disliking it because of the fanbase.
Let's use Death Note and Code Geass as examples. Those shows are hypes and talked about so fucking much that it is nearly impossible to go into it with an open mind. This will make you question its popularity and you will try to tear it down. While the end result may be the same or close to it, you would still not have experienced it the way someone who went into it blindly would have.

I won't be ignorant and deny the fanbases for my favourite anime aren't cancerous as well. Hell, Gurren Lagann is in my top 3. The difference is that I was lucky enough to have experienced the show before I met the fanbase, otherwise they would have been totally unwatchable. It's what happened with JoJo's Bizzare Adventure where everybody talked about it like it was the best shit ever and I just thought it was alright.

I hope that answers your question and if you don't get it then... I don't know, you're pretty hopeless.
User avatar #24 - wolfblackfire (04/26/2013) [-]
I understand that. I can actually relate to it. I have had things that i liked in the past ruined to me by their fanbases. I actually watched Clannad and After Story before i started hearing about it on FJ. I just picked it from a random top 10 list on the internet and watched it start to finish. I don't really want to sound like a fantard and share my opinion about it. So i would say wait a year or two until the fantardish dust settles and then you can maybe try it, watch it and maybe finish it. Develop your own opinion about it without the fanbase annoying you.
User avatar #25 - lawuser (04/26/2013) [-]
Being as popular as it is I don't think that'll be possible, even in a year. It came out in what, 2007? 2008? And it's still regarded as highly as it is.
User avatar #26 - wolfblackfire (04/26/2013) [-]
Think of it more like a meme. People will be crazy about it for a while then settle down. It will still be thrown around, just not as much as it once was.

The same thing happened to Katawa Shoujo a while back. Almost everyone was posting about how sad it was and everything. Today people are still posting about it but much less than they once were.

Look on the bright side at least. If it was 2007 the entirety of the Anime board would be filled up to the brim with Clannad. And like you, i may never have watched it.
#2 - Fuck this gave me feels beyond anything i have seen on the int… 04/26/2013 on clanned 0
#1 - Oh God I can't stop picturing the moment when the fuse runs ou…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/26/2013 on African Space Program +110
#53 - N. Korean citizen (04/27/2013) [-]
Not a rocket my friend, it's a flare
#47 - killjow (04/27/2013) [-]
That explanation... beautiful.
User avatar #16 - mtflyer (04/27/2013) [-]
I don't mean to be the wet blanket, but I think that is a flare.
User avatar #27 - pabloch (04/27/2013) [-]
Every party needs a pooper, that's why we invited you
#44 - N. Korean citizen (04/27/2013) [-]
*insert Super Kami Guru quote here*
#66 - N. Korean citizen (04/27/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #2 - thespecialone (04/26/2013) [-]
that might end being the black version of the infamous goatsie
User avatar #3 - pabloch (04/26/2013) [-]
What if the rocket completely enters through his ass and then goes out of his mouth?
User avatar #4 - thespecialone (04/26/2013) [-]
then...

IMMA FIRIN MA ROCKET! BWAAAAAAHH!

i guess
#2 - Yeah, let's bring down superman to lex's level!  [+] (6 new replies) 04/26/2013 on Superman lazer beard +6
#3 - qosfortyone (04/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 - pabloch (04/26/2013) [-]
Lex's gonna win by a hair's breath
User avatar #8 - aldheim (04/26/2013) [-]
Breadth.
The expression is a hair's breadth.
As in, its width.
Hair does not breath.
User avatar #101 - pabloch (04/27/2013) [-]
Have you stopped and considered I maybe, just maybe, made a typo?
User avatar #12 - CaptainPugwash (04/26/2013) [-]
Breathe.
The sentence is hair does not breathe.
As in, the act of taking breaths.
Hair cannot do something that is a noun, in the same way that a cat does not water fountain.
User avatar #107 - aldheim (04/27/2013) [-]
If you've never seen a cat water fountain I feel sorry for you.
#1 - **pabloch rolls 01** Dubs and I really won't do anything sin…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/26/2013 on I wanted to be gangsta -1
User avatar #2 - imbartichello (04/26/2013) [-]
does this mean you must now do something then?
User avatar #5 - pabloch (04/26/2013) [-]
I... yes, I think it does, what shall I do?
#6 - N. Korean citizen (04/26/2013) [-]
Eat yourself.
User avatar #7 - pabloch (04/26/2013) [-]
I was expecting something more creative.
#8 - N. Korean citizen (04/26/2013) [-]
Okay, take a PET bottle, fill it with lots of coloured liquid (food coloring idunno) and then add (while holding your breath or wearing a gasmask) add 3 parts bleach and 5 parts ammonia. Then screw the cap on tight, shake it vigorously then hand to someone asking them to see if it smells weird. Then enjoy as the fluid in their lungs turns to biting acid and they die.

There, that good enough? I could also tell you how to hide the body.
User avatar #9 - pabloch (04/26/2013) [-]
Alright, but before getting to the hiding the body part, How do I unstuck my dick out of the fan?
#11 - N. Korean citizen (04/26/2013) [-]
By hyperventilating for approx. a minute, then blowing as hard as you can onto your thumb. You will fall unconscious which will make all the muscles in your body (major musle groups) relax, unsticking your dick from the fan (since you will also lose your erection due to a drop in blood pressure).
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User avatar #21 - jehova (04/22/2013) [-]
FEED YOUR DOGS AND DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, PABLOV
User avatar #22 to #21 - pabloch ONLINE (04/23/2013) [-]
I... I'm confused... Who's Pablov? And what did he do to my Lord? Should I shank a nigga? Tell me God.
User avatar #20 - aserock ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Good luck with that book bro.
User avatar #18 - nyanllama (03/25/2013) [-]
I'm a bit of a book enthusiast! Because you made your book sound so good, i would love to see it.
also it's my dream to be a successful author.
User avatar #28 to #23 - nyanllama (05/13/2013) [-]
sweet i'll tackle it and send some feedback if you want
User avatar #30 to #28 - pabloch ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
please do !
User avatar #19 to #18 - pabloch ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
I think a few people know this, but I also want to be a writter! bests of lucks to you!
User avatar #16 - sadweyo (03/25/2013) [-]
Yo, i heard you are from paraguay? are you writing in english, or spanish?
it is good to se a person smart enough to write a book among the unculturized monkeys of fj. maybe you are the smarterest of all us
User avatar #17 to #16 - pabloch ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Hahahaha, surely I'm not the smarterest, and I'm writting in english despite it being a learned language, though I lived in the state for 3 years and spoke english my entire life. So it's kind of like spanish for me
User avatar #11 - oxadelore (03/25/2013) [-]
I would love to see your work, may I have the link as well?
User avatar #12 to #11 - oxadelore (03/25/2013) [-]
When it's good and ready, of course.
User avatar #13 to #12 - pabloch ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Sure! I will probably send it to your mail. so when it's done, probably today or tomorrow, I'll ask you for your email. or you can tell it to me now.
User avatar #14 to #13 - oxadelore (03/25/2013) [-]
Just attach @gmail.com to the end of my username ^^

I'm creative with names, I know.
User avatar #15 to #14 - pabloch ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
Dude, you're better than me, my username is my real name.
User avatar #2 - foromador (03/24/2013) [-]
What is you're book about and where could I find anything that you have already written on it. In return I'll give you the basis of the book I'm writing and the chapter I have finished so far.
User avatar #29 to #26 - foromador (05/13/2013) [-]
Ok, I'm reading it right now. Have you read all of mine yet?
User avatar #31 to #29 - pabloch ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
funny story, I accidentally deleted my email with your stuff in it, I was too embarrassed to ask it again then forgot about it, send it back and I'll read it, I got to the half of the third chapter.
User avatar #32 to #31 - pabloch ONLINE (05/13/2013) [-]
my inbox I mean, not the email, my email is pablo.chamorro1406@gmail.com
User avatar #33 to #32 - foromador (05/13/2013) [-]
Ok its sent. What do you think of it so far from what you've read. I want the pros and cons as well as any tips you have to make it better.
User avatar #34 to #33 - pabloch ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Well you still haven't changed the first thing you are doing wrong, you are not using pronouns as much as you should.

"Gage was on a field trip to a wax museum in the city when it happened. Gage was a
larger man in width, about 5 ‘7’. He had brown hair that he would sweep back every morning.
Today he wore a plain white shirt with blue jeans, looking about as normal as someone can get.
Everybody had filed into the museum and scattered from one end of the building to the other.
Gage found an interesting pamphlet on ‘Murderer’s Row,’ a section of the museum that contains
wax figures representing killers executed for their crimes."

If it was me, I would only name Gage once, so that the readers can know his name, then keep on refering to Gage as he or him until another character is introduced. Everytime it's not clear who are you talking about you name the character, not once every sentence, it gets annoying reading Gage Gage Gage Gage, and that's a huge stepping stone once you try to get this published.

Like I said before, the story is very good, you don't use unnecesary commas like I do, but syntax is your problem, I frankly don't know how to help you in this regard, look on the internet for tips on how to help you. What I do is read out loud several times, that way I realize what I'm doing wrong and correct it.

By the way, did you like my story? what do you think of it?
User avatar #35 to #34 - foromador (05/14/2013) [-]
Damnit. I forgot about that and I am just really lazy in editing with things like that. Anyway, your story is really good and has a so far awesome plot. I can't wait to see more about Voids and other such things in your story's universe.
User avatar #36 to #35 - pabloch ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
Did you notice anything about the grammar though? And thanks! I worked really hard on that story.
User avatar #37 to #36 - foromador (05/14/2013) [-]
I did realize a few small grammatical errors, but nothing too big. I'm not going to comb through it to find them but there were some. Once again though, nothing too big, and thats what editors are for anyway.
User avatar #3 to #2 - foromador (03/24/2013) [-]
chapters*
User avatar #4 to #3 - pabloch ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
You can't find it anywhere, I already said what the book is about, if you could refer to my original comment, it's there.
User avatar #5 to #4 - pabloch ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
I also would love to read what you got, perhaps we could provide feedback for eachother? my mail is pablo.chamorro1406@gmail.com
User avatar #7 to #5 - foromador (03/24/2013) [-]
The premise of you story seems interesting enough. My email is foromador@gmail.com. Do you want me to tell you the premise of the book now or would you rather just read it?
User avatar #8 to #7 - pabloch ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
I'll just read it, thanks tho
User avatar #9 to #8 - foromador (03/24/2013) [-]
OK I sent it
User avatar #10 to #9 - pabloch ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
Looking forward to it! as soon as I have something I'll send it back to you, plus with some feedback
User avatar #1 - sao (03/24/2013) [-]
I'm bothering you every fucking time I think of it until you finish your book.
User avatar #6 to #1 - pabloch ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
HAHAHA don't worry! I will send every chapter to people who are interested, I'm also looking forward to any feedback you could provide!
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