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#7 - if you're computer savvy give this a try. 07/21/2016 on How To Be An MVP 0
#6 - That is a gorgeous dog 07/09/2016 on when bae is a dog 0
#11 - Too much content is people showing off their PotG's, this is a…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2016 on No Kill Quite Like Overkill +7
#19 - anon (06/30/2016) [-]
I've had a couple moments like the one post with Reinhardt posing after killing the team just for the mercy to rez them all but i don't record any of my stuff.

For instance, as Genji pushing the objective through the mexico stage (forgot it's name)

I got a Team Kill with my Ult, Pose.... just enough to put my character past a wall with a Sentry on the otherside to slowly drain my health until I Die because I don't know how to cancel Emotes
#2 - sbarro is a big company and not exclusive to NYC, although I t…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/30/2016 on Pizza joint 0
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#3 - shameonapony (06/30/2016) [-]

Well, I mean, if it's a pizza joint and it's in NYC...

Doesn't that make it a NYC pizza joint?
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#5 - MrDeadiron (06/30/2016) [-]
Nah speaking from living here there certain things that just aren't all that great outside of nyc, pizza, bagels and pastrami for the mos tpart.
#7 - anon (06/30/2016) [-]
Everything is good where I live.
Source: I live there!
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#8 - MrDeadiron (07/01/2016) [-]
Not everything just certain things. The pizzas better in Rome, but the kielbasa there is shit I bet lol.
#4 - anon (06/30/2016) [-]
The joke is that NYC has a million great authentic pizza places but since Michael Scott is stupid he goes to a sbarro and thinks it's good even though it's just an average grease pit.
#6 - Oh god the Staph infections... 06/30/2016 on Heaven 0
#18 - Hiroshima  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2016 on City Girls +45
#23 - redtooth (06/30/2016) [-]
holy shit that caught me off guard
#22 - bjorngrim (06/30/2016) [-]
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#21 - herecomesjohnny (06/30/2016) [-]
will anyone at all be surprised this comment happened
#10 - Just as soon as blacks succeed at something. 06/01/2016 on Snoop Dogg +1
#6 - I thought nurses get paid pretty well. I know a couple who wo…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/02/2016 on Statistic +2
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#17 - thecatdidit (03/03/2016) [-]
my mom who works night shift makes $45 an hour but you get extra when you work nights and she has been doing this for a long time.
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#22 - phillycheeseblunt (03/03/2016) [-]
Nurses get paid a lot. Some hospitals in my area pay $75,000 a year starting for RNs (two-year nursing degree). LPNs (1-year of trade school, not college) start at close to $50,000. My cousin, who did the extra 2 years for a BSN started at over $100,000/yr working in a hospital.
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#16 - leorio (03/03/2016) [-]
Nurses are basally underpaid doctors
Nearly all of the student debt, but none of the salary and respect
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#9 - wellimnotsure (03/02/2016) [-]
Look at a school nurses pay, and you will suddenly have a new understanding
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#25 - admiralen (03/03/2016) [-]
From my understanding a school nurse dont actually do much though
They have times when they are in the office and they can help with a few things, the rest are hospitals needed for
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#7 - Abortedwafflez (03/02/2016) [-]
Those are surgical nurses. Most medical staff are women who probably are desk workers or take care of recovering patients.
#5 - Who goes to a bookstore looking to hookup? 02/19/2016 on frisky business +1
#10 - why are the tags a brain eating amoeba?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2016 on The Fine Cucks 0
#11 - desacabose (02/02/2016) [-]
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#17 - weinerdick (02/03/2016) [-]
I like to watch him play F-Zero and I got Earthworm Jim into AGDQ or SGDQ 2014 because I suggested it to him