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ozzkey

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Gender: male
Age: 26
Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:7/12/2016
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 34433 total,  37576 ,  3143
Comment Thumbs: 3839 total,  4156 ,  317
Content Level Progress: 2.3% (23/1000)
Level 229 Content: Mind Blower → Level 230 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 46% (46/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:2
Content Views:1738487
Times Content Favorited:2001 times
Total Comments Made:567
FJ Points:10965
Favorite Tags: Jesus (4) | dad (3) | 4Chan (2) | b (2) | comic (2) | Nazi (2) | Suicide (2)

Text Posts

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    Uploaded: 12/04/13
    Not a funny comic Not a funny comic
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    Comments: 149
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    Uploaded: 12/03/13
    Feminism at its deepest level. Feminism at its deepest level.
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    Uploaded: 01/15/14
    Fucking dogs Fucking dogs
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    Uploaded: 10/11/14
    Hahahaha Hahahaha
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    Comments: 190
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    Uploaded: 01/03/14
    Freedom of marriage Freedom of marriage
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    Uploaded: 11/25/13
    excuses excuses
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    Uploaded: 12/20/13
    I hope I didn't offend anyone I hope I didn't offend anyone
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    Uploaded: 07/10/14
    Mah bus Mah bus
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    Uploaded: 01/02/14
    True love kiss cam True love kiss cam
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    Uploaded: 05/20/14
    Jesse White and Walter Pinkmen Jesse White and Walter Pinkmen
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    Uploaded: 01/17/14
    Cool Cool
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    Uploaded: 09/13/13
    I can't find my acid I can't find my acid

latest user's comments

#30 - Comment deleted 05/22/2015 on Kid throws a fit next to Obama 0
#4 - No 05/21/2015 on Tyrone's Gonna Fuck Your Wife 0
#8 - No. Heisenberg makes pure ****. 05/18/2015 on Actors +11
#11 - Its just a baby man. If youre uncomfortable seeing a naked bab…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/16/2015 on Van Damn +11
#12 - mattymc has deleted their comment.
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#14 - angelusprimus (05/16/2015) [-]
No, normal person doesn't care one way or another since babies are non sexual.
#20 - youxbarstard (05/16/2015) [-]
I've had the unfortunate chance of seeing pictures made by people that would beg to differ.
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#21 - angelusprimus (05/16/2015) [-]
Pedophiles are, by definition, not normal people.
#26 - youxbarstard (05/16/2015) [-]
Who's normal these days, I can't tell anymore tbh.
#3 - Not so better but a bit bigger 05/10/2015 on Gotta love being born a boy +3
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Surnames explained +58
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#36 - brawnyjavo (05/11/2015) [-]
Buzz kill here.
From what I recall, the term hooker didn't mean what it does today until the United States civil war when the general(?) Hooker had women of leisure accompany him and his soldiers. I think I read that it was commonplace to identify him as "Hooker and all his women." This likely originated with fishermen.
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#41 - waffies (05/11/2015) [-]
As someone with the last name Hooker, I can confirm this. You do research on this kind of thing I assure you
#55 - Man? No. Boys will do. 05/09/2015 on most annoying thing about... +1
#12 - Chat. It never works. No girls ever reply to me  [+] (11 new replies) 05/09/2015 on most annoying thing about... +2
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#81 - zaxzwim (05/09/2015) [-]
girls? on FJ? what!
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#262 - yousaygoodbye (05/09/2015) [-]
There are no girls on fj
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#263 - zaxzwim (05/09/2015) [-]
there are very little, one of the 5 or so being you (to my knowledge you don't have a penis)
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#267 - yousaygoodbye (05/09/2015) [-]
There are no girls on fj
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#272 - zaxzwim (05/09/2015) [-]
are you not female?
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#273 - yousaygoodbye (05/09/2015) [-]
>>#262
>>#267
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#274 - zaxzwim (05/09/2015) [-]
stop this
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#280 - yousaygoodbye (05/09/2015) [-]
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#78 - dndxplain (05/09/2015) [-]
all joking aside, there are a couple issues with chat. never get an audio notification
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#27 - assrocket (05/09/2015) [-]
Will a man in a wig do the trick for you, bby? <3
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#55 - ozzkey (05/09/2015) [-]
Man? No. Boys will do.
#4 - Much better version 05/07/2015 on So white +35
#6 - Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool 05/07/2015 on QI Comp 8: The Comp Awakens 0