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Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:10/23/2014
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#9 - So jelly 10/21/2014 on yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenooooooo..y... 0
#27 - Bu... But that's one word 10/21/2014 on please prove that you are... 0
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#148 - OH man ... You know in some countries they wont give you licen…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/20/2014 on 3 pedals 0
#199 - koojot (10/20/2014) [-]
that shit is pretty hard with my car because my car do not respond to pedal immediately, you have like second before it respond and hand brake do not brake well.
#223 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
Check you hydraulics: fluid levels. It might be just air in the system. Or your clutch is about to die.
User avatar #184 - hantervan (10/20/2014) [-]
eh its not that hard, i often do that at traffic lights on a hill when im driving. its all about that traction point
#180 - emiyashirou (10/20/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure at least 95% of people would fail that. Where I live you're not allowed to stand still without having the handbrake up when doing your test.
#160 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
Yup, one of the harder things on the exam. Especially when all the exam cars have worn out shitty clutches. You went full overkill on the angle tough. It's more like a bigger longer bump.
#140 - Does that mean most of the cars in america are automatic ? …  [+] (7 new replies) 10/20/2014 on 3 pedals 0
User avatar #143 - carttman (10/20/2014) [-]
kinda... I'd say the majority of new cars are automatic but 99% of people know what a clutch is.... I guess op is the 1%
#148 - ozzkey (10/20/2014) [-]
OH man ... You know in some countries they wont give you licence unless you stopped vehicle, in a slope, without using any breaks but just the clutch . And you have to keep that position till the officer say .
<---- something like this
#199 - koojot (10/20/2014) [-]
that shit is pretty hard with my car because my car do not respond to pedal immediately, you have like second before it respond and hand brake do not brake well.
#223 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
Check you hydraulics: fluid levels. It might be just air in the system. Or your clutch is about to die.
User avatar #184 - hantervan (10/20/2014) [-]
eh its not that hard, i often do that at traffic lights on a hill when im driving. its all about that traction point
#180 - emiyashirou (10/20/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure at least 95% of people would fail that. Where I live you're not allowed to stand still without having the handbrake up when doing your test.
#160 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
Yup, one of the harder things on the exam. Especially when all the exam cars have worn out shitty clutches. You went full overkill on the angle tough. It's more like a bigger longer bump.
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Looks like someone does not know the love of Ebola chan
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#20 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #5 - finni (01/05/2014) [-]
You aren't some neo-nazi are you?

I liked your comments, going against the flow and actually criticising Islam, despite the hate you (and I) received, and it would be such a shame if it was due to white pride or something like that.
User avatar #6 to #5 - ozzkey (01/06/2014) [-]
Of course not, bro . I'm just a person wishing for a better and progressive world .
And I'm not even white haha .
And thanks . I liked your opinions very much too .
Peace
User avatar #7 to #6 - finni (01/06/2014) [-]
Really? Where are you from?
User avatar #8 to #7 - ozzkey (01/06/2014) [-]
Born and raised in middle east (UAE) but I'm a product of Portuguese and India . Where are you from , bro?
#9 to #8 - finni (01/06/2014) [-]
Norway
User avatar #10 to #9 - ozzkey (01/06/2014) [-]
You ******* Thor boy!! I wasn't expecting that . Norway is awesome!

UAE is a great country (except we cant watch online porn ) . Other than that Dubai is a great city and UAE is a great country to live in with every kind of freedom. (Saying this because I don't want you to think I ''hate'' them because I used to live there .It's different from other middle east countries I've been )
User avatar #11 to #10 - finni (01/06/2014) [-]
You know, a Norwegian woman was arrested for reporting that she was raped in Dubai last year actually.
User avatar #12 to #11 - ozzkey (01/06/2014) [-]
What? wait wait wait.. She was arrested for reporting she got raped ?
User avatar #13 to #12 - finni (01/06/2014) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ozzkey (01/06/2014) [-]
Hmm that's disappointing . Any idea why they did that?
User avatar #15 to #14 - finni (01/06/2014) [-]
Something about there being a law against sex outside marriage or something like that. You know, Islamic stuff.

edition.cnn.com/2013/07/20/world/meast/uae-norway-rape-controversy/

She got to go home since she was Norwegian though.
edition.cnn.com/2013/07/22/world/meast/uae-norway-rape-controversy/

It still kind of sad though. Her excuse was that she was a foreigner, other women are not that lucky
User avatar #16 to #15 - ozzkey (01/06/2014) [-]
Actually, the ruler is a pretty nice guy and favorite of the people . He was questioned many times by the other rulers of middle east for the ''over freedom'' in Dubai and even for top of the Burj- al arab looking like a cross .
Those kinda things don't happen there usually . Those rules are of UAE that's why it happened . I'm glad that she got justice
User avatar #17 to #16 - finni (01/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess it's better than most other countries in that area. I mean, she got to go home, right?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ozzkey (01/07/2014) [-]
Yes for sure . Still , it's a shame
User avatar #3 - nippuhl (01/05/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #4 to #3 - ozzkey (01/05/2014) [-]
Youre welcome . What are those Fj points? I have some items too . Take it all if you want
User avatar #1 - vcabcvc (12/14/2013) [-]
thanks again!
User avatar #2 to #1 - ozzkey (12/14/2013) [-]
not a big deal ;) . you're welcome
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