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Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:7/23/2014
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#5250 - Some dude called me a piece of filth for posting my feels here… 07/18/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#809 - Me or my dad ? Either way we are not gonna leave each other an…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
User avatar #5250 - ozzkey (07/18/2014) [-]
Some dude called me a piece of filth for posting my feels here ?
I was in a different mood yesterday . My bad
User avatar #2517 - garymotherfingoak (07/17/2014) [-]
why is it stupid to post feels here?
User avatar #894 - novabird (07/17/2014) [-]
i wouldn't say you're foolish for it, if something is upsetting you then it needs corrected either way, otherwise there's bound to be a huge fight in the future waiting.
being the nature of fj however at the bare minimum i'd discuss things with friends or people who know you better.
i'm stuck with a similar problem myself, however in my case i don't have any choices right now even though i'm heavily gifted because i have a ton of disorders that limit me physically.
but yeah, passing out...-_-
#466 - He always compare his profession to mine which are not even re…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #802 - novabird (07/17/2014) [-]
actually, right now isn't the time for me to debate things, i'm in really bad shape right now...-_-
i might have the ability to give you skills though but this sec i'm in need of extreme rest.
User avatar #766 - novabird (07/17/2014) [-]
sounds to me like he is terrified his family will leave him behind one day, what a piece of filth though...-_-
User avatar #809 - ozzkey (07/17/2014) [-]
Me or my dad ? Either way we are not gonna leave each other anyway .
I'm an idiot to post my feels here.
Addio
User avatar #5250 - ozzkey (07/18/2014) [-]
Some dude called me a piece of filth for posting my feels here ?
I was in a different mood yesterday . My bad
User avatar #2517 - garymotherfingoak (07/17/2014) [-]
why is it stupid to post feels here?
User avatar #894 - novabird (07/17/2014) [-]
i wouldn't say you're foolish for it, if something is upsetting you then it needs corrected either way, otherwise there's bound to be a huge fight in the future waiting.
being the nature of fj however at the bare minimum i'd discuss things with friends or people who know you better.
i'm stuck with a similar problem myself, however in my case i don't have any choices right now even though i'm heavily gifted because i have a ton of disorders that limit me physically.
but yeah, passing out...-_-
User avatar #529 - garymotherfingoak (07/17/2014) [-]
stuck between freedom from a stubborn ass, or financial security...

novabird, can you help me on this one when you see it?
#213 - Age 24 .. Unemployed .. I'm a rich guy's son and he wants…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #254 - garymotherfingoak (07/17/2014) [-]
makes you quit a job that you can actually get some skills in? seriously?
User avatar #466 - ozzkey (07/17/2014) [-]
He always compare his profession to mine which are not even remotely comparable . so he makes me do other works which benefit for him (taking care of his properties , farms and all ) , which i don't like .. Then when i complain and when we fight , he compare the money i spend to money i earn which is low (yes, i spend a lot of money . Maybe that's the real problem ). It makes my mouth shut and i do what he say . I've got freedom and I've got money but I'm not independent
User avatar #802 - novabird (07/17/2014) [-]
actually, right now isn't the time for me to debate things, i'm in really bad shape right now...-_-
i might have the ability to give you skills though but this sec i'm in need of extreme rest.
User avatar #766 - novabird (07/17/2014) [-]
sounds to me like he is terrified his family will leave him behind one day, what a piece of filth though...-_-
User avatar #809 - ozzkey (07/17/2014) [-]
Me or my dad ? Either way we are not gonna leave each other anyway .
I'm an idiot to post my feels here.
Addio
User avatar #5250 - ozzkey (07/18/2014) [-]
Some dude called me a piece of filth for posting my feels here ?
I was in a different mood yesterday . My bad
User avatar #2517 - garymotherfingoak (07/17/2014) [-]
why is it stupid to post feels here?
User avatar #894 - novabird (07/17/2014) [-]
i wouldn't say you're foolish for it, if something is upsetting you then it needs corrected either way, otherwise there's bound to be a huge fight in the future waiting.
being the nature of fj however at the bare minimum i'd discuss things with friends or people who know you better.
i'm stuck with a similar problem myself, however in my case i don't have any choices right now even though i'm heavily gifted because i have a ton of disorders that limit me physically.
but yeah, passing out...-_-
User avatar #529 - garymotherfingoak (07/17/2014) [-]
stuck between freedom from a stubborn ass, or financial security...

novabird, can you help me on this one when you see it?
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why a gif?
#108 - ozzkey (07/15/2014) [-]
I didn't even know!!!
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#20 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #19 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
fuck you
User avatar #5 - finni (01/05/2014) [-]
You aren't some neo-nazi are you?

I liked your comments, going against the flow and actually criticising Islam, despite the hate you (and I) received, and it would be such a shame if it was due to white pride or something like that.
User avatar #6 to #5 - ozzkey (01/06/2014) [-]
Of course not, bro . I'm just a person wishing for a better and progressive world .
And I'm not even white haha .
And thanks . I liked your opinions very much too .
Peace
User avatar #7 to #6 - finni (01/06/2014) [-]
Really? Where are you from?
User avatar #8 to #7 - ozzkey (01/06/2014) [-]
Born and raised in middle east (UAE) but I'm a product of Portuguese and India . Where are you from , bro?
#9 to #8 - finni (01/06/2014) [-]
Norway
User avatar #10 to #9 - ozzkey (01/06/2014) [-]
You fucking Thor boy!! I wasn't expecting that . Norway is awesome!

UAE is a great country (except we cant watch online porn ) . Other than that Dubai is a great city and UAE is a great country to live in with every kind of freedom. (Saying this because I don't want you to think I ''hate'' them because I used to live there .It's different from other middle east countries I've been )
User avatar #11 to #10 - finni (01/06/2014) [-]
You know, a Norwegian woman was arrested for reporting that she was raped in Dubai last year actually.
User avatar #12 to #11 - ozzkey (01/06/2014) [-]
What? wait wait wait.. She was arrested for reporting she got raped ?
User avatar #13 to #12 - finni (01/06/2014) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ozzkey (01/06/2014) [-]
Hmm that's disappointing . Any idea why they did that?
User avatar #15 to #14 - finni (01/06/2014) [-]
Something about there being a law against sex outside marriage or something like that. You know, Islamic stuff.

edition.cnn.com/2013/07/20/world/meast/uae-norway-rape-controversy/

She got to go home since she was Norwegian though.
edition.cnn.com/2013/07/22/world/meast/uae-norway-rape-controversy/

It still kind of sad though. Her excuse was that she was a foreigner, other women are not that lucky
User avatar #16 to #15 - ozzkey (01/06/2014) [-]
Actually, the ruler is a pretty nice guy and favorite of the people . He was questioned many times by the other rulers of middle east for the ''over freedom'' in Dubai and even for top of the Burj- al arab looking like a cross .
Those kinda things don't happen there usually . Those rules are of UAE that's why it happened . I'm glad that she got justice
User avatar #17 to #16 - finni (01/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess it's better than most other countries in that area. I mean, she got to go home, right?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ozzkey (01/07/2014) [-]
Yes for sure . Still , it's a shame
User avatar #3 - nippuhl (01/05/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #4 to #3 - ozzkey (01/05/2014) [-]
Youre welcome . What are those Fj points? I have some items too . Take it all if you want
User avatar #1 - vcabcvc (12/14/2013) [-]
thanks again!
User avatar #2 to #1 - ozzkey (12/14/2013) [-]
not a big deal ;) . you're welcome
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