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ozzkey

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Facebook Profile: Nah,not in facebook. So many walls between people
Date Signed Up:8/05/2013
Last Login:5/27/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2314
Comment Ranking:#4039
Highest Content Rank:#111
Highest Comment Rank:#1490
Content Thumbs: 34425 total,  37568 ,  3143
Comment Thumbs: 3839 total,  4156 ,  317
Content Level Progress: 2.2% (22/1000)
Level 229 Content: Mind Blower → Level 230 Content: Ambassador Of Lulz
Comment Level Progress: 46% (46/100)
Level 230 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 231 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
Subscribers:2
Content Views:1734157
Times Content Favorited:2031 times
Total Comments Made:567
FJ Points:10964
Favorite Tags: Jesus (4) | dad (3) | 4Chan (2) | b (2) | comic (2) | Nazi (2) | Suicide (2)

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    Feminism at its deepest level. Feminism at its deepest level.
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latest user's comments

#30 - Comment deleted 05/22/2015 on Kid throws a fit next to Obama 0
#4 - No 05/21/2015 on Tyrone's Gonna Fuck Your Wife 0
#8 - No. Heisenberg makes pure **** . 05/18/2015 on Actors +11
#11 - Its just a baby man. If youre uncomfortable seeing a naked bab…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/16/2015 on Van Damn +11
#12 - mattymc has deleted their comment.
#14 - angelusprimus (05/16/2015) [-]
No, normal person doesn't care one way or another since babies are non sexual.
#20 - youxbarstard (05/16/2015) [-]
I've had the unfortunate chance of seeing pictures made by people that would beg to differ.
#21 - angelusprimus (05/16/2015) [-]
Pedophiles are, by definition, not normal people.
#26 - youxbarstard (05/16/2015) [-]
Who's normal these days, I can't tell anymore tbh.
#3 - Not so better but a bit bigger 05/10/2015 on Gotta love being born a boy +3
#2 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2015 on Surnames explained +58
User avatar #36 - brawnyjavo (05/11/2015) [-]
Buzz kill here.
From what I recall, the term hooker didn't mean what it does today until the United States civil war when the general(?) Hooker had women of leisure accompany him and his soldiers. I think I read that it was commonplace to identify him as "Hooker and all his women." This likely originated with fishermen.
User avatar #41 - waffies (05/11/2015) [-]
As someone with the last name Hooker, I can confirm this. You do research on this kind of thing I assure you
#55 - Man? No. Boys will do. 05/09/2015 on most annoying thing about... +1
#12 - Chat. It never works. No girls ever reply to me  [+] (11 new replies) 05/09/2015 on most annoying thing about... +2
User avatar #81 - zaxzwim (05/09/2015) [-]
girls? on FJ? what!
User avatar #262 - yousaygoodbye (05/09/2015) [-]
There are no girls on fj
User avatar #263 - zaxzwim (05/09/2015) [-]
there are very little, one of the 5 or so being you (to my knowledge you don't have a penis)
User avatar #267 - yousaygoodbye (05/09/2015) [-]
There are no girls on fj
User avatar #272 - zaxzwim (05/09/2015) [-]
are you not female?
User avatar #273 - yousaygoodbye (05/09/2015) [-]
>>#262
>>#267
User avatar #274 - zaxzwim (05/09/2015) [-]
stop this
User avatar #280 - yousaygoodbye (05/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #78 - dndxplain (05/09/2015) [-]
all joking aside, there are a couple issues with chat. never get an audio notification
User avatar #27 - assrocket (05/09/2015) [-]
Will a man in a wig do the trick for you, bby? <3
User avatar #55 - ozzkey (05/09/2015) [-]
Man? No. Boys will do.
#4 - Much better version 05/07/2015 on So white +35
#6 - Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool 05/07/2015 on QI Comp 8: The Comp Awakens 0

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User avatar #19 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #5 - finni (01/05/2014) [-]
You aren't some neo-nazi are you?

I liked your comments, going against the flow and actually criticising Islam, despite the hate you (and I) received, and it would be such a shame if it was due to white pride or something like that.
User avatar #6 to #5 - ozzkey (01/06/2014) [-]
Of course not, bro . I'm just a person wishing for a better and progressive world .
And I'm not even white haha .
And thanks . I liked your opinions very much too .
Peace
User avatar #7 to #6 - finni (01/06/2014) [-]
Really? Where are you from?
User avatar #8 to #7 - ozzkey (01/06/2014) [-]
Born and raised in middle east (UAE) but I'm a product of Portuguese and India . Where are you from , bro?
#9 to #8 - finni (01/06/2014) [-]
Norway
User avatar #10 to #9 - ozzkey (01/06/2014) [-]
You ******* Thor boy!! I wasn't expecting that . Norway is awesome!

UAE is a great country (except we cant watch online porn ) . Other than that Dubai is a great city and UAE is a great country to live in with every kind of freedom. (Saying this because I don't want you to think I ''hate'' them because I used to live there .It's different from other middle east countries I've been )
User avatar #11 to #10 - finni (01/06/2014) [-]
You know, a Norwegian woman was arrested for reporting that she was raped in Dubai last year actually.
User avatar #12 to #11 - ozzkey (01/06/2014) [-]
What? wait wait wait.. She was arrested for reporting she got raped ?
User avatar #13 to #12 - finni (01/06/2014) [-]
Yeah.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ozzkey (01/06/2014) [-]
Hmm that's disappointing . Any idea why they did that?
User avatar #15 to #14 - finni (01/06/2014) [-]
Something about there being a law against sex outside marriage or something like that. You know, Islamic stuff.

edition.cnn.com/2013/07/20/world/meast/uae-norway-rape-controversy/

She got to go home since she was Norwegian though.
edition.cnn.com/2013/07/22/world/meast/uae-norway-rape-controversy/

It still kind of sad though. Her excuse was that she was a foreigner, other women are not that lucky
User avatar #16 to #15 - ozzkey (01/06/2014) [-]
Actually, the ruler is a pretty nice guy and favorite of the people . He was questioned many times by the other rulers of middle east for the ''over freedom'' in Dubai and even for top of the Burj- al arab looking like a cross .
Those kinda things don't happen there usually . Those rules are of UAE that's why it happened . I'm glad that she got justice
User avatar #17 to #16 - finni (01/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess it's better than most other countries in that area. I mean, she got to go home, right?
User avatar #18 to #17 - ozzkey (01/07/2014) [-]
Yes for sure . Still , it's a shame
User avatar #3 - nippuhl (01/05/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #4 to #3 - ozzkey (01/05/2014) [-]
Youre welcome . What are those Fj points? I have some items too . Take it all if you want
User avatar #1 - vcabcvc (12/14/2013) [-]
thanks again!
User avatar #2 to #1 - ozzkey (12/14/2013) [-]
not a big deal ;) . you're welcome
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