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#157 - The apocalypse didn't wipe out everything in Nevada, it's alwa… 04/18/2014 on Robert House +2
#4565 - Picture 03/19/2014 on Are you sexy as fuck? +1
#99 - Oscar the hedgehog 02/15/2014 on gotta go faster +2
#97 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on gotta go faster +4
User avatar #99 - ovaca (02/15/2014) [-]
Oscar the hedgehog
#66 - That's rough bro. Sorry. 12/18/2013 on Carpe Diem +4
#34 - I look exactly like spoon (spoonerism, youtube) 12/13/2013 on That hurts I guess 0
#9 - You in Nevada, California, Idaho or anywhere near, I'll make the trip. 12/03/2013 on ever had a b-day with noone... +2
#80 - How blue is mine?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2013 on Best of friends 0
User avatar #125 - TardytheTurtle (11/22/2013) [-]
a little more than mine
#24 - I have a daughter with my ex... Impossible to get over her. 10/21/2013 on I really should plan ahead 0
#254 - Oh god... have you seen any of it?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2013 on Show me your teeth! 0
User avatar #255 - mondominiman (10/07/2013) [-]
No, I just read about it right now as I was looking at the wiki.
#252 - Don't you dare watch the movie  [+] (3 new replies) 10/07/2013 on Show me your teeth! 0
#253 - mondominiman (10/07/2013) [-]
I just found out they made a manga based off the books.
User avatar #254 - ovaca (10/07/2013) [-]
Oh god... have you seen any of it?
User avatar #255 - mondominiman (10/07/2013) [-]
No, I just read about it right now as I was looking at the wiki.
#17 - What about the Cirque Du Freak Vampires?  [+] (35 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Show me your teeth! +14
User avatar #82 - exclamation (10/05/2013) [-]
I haven't read those in a while... I can't remember.
User avatar #42 - mondominiman (10/05/2013) [-]
Oh god I loved those books, I might have to find a torrent of them or buy them if I find a bookstore......somewhere. Might have to watch the movie as well
User avatar #252 - ovaca (10/07/2013) [-]
Don't you dare watch the movie
#253 - mondominiman (10/07/2013) [-]
I just found out they made a manga based off the books.
User avatar #254 - ovaca (10/07/2013) [-]
Oh god... have you seen any of it?
User avatar #255 - mondominiman (10/07/2013) [-]
No, I just read about it right now as I was looking at the wiki.
User avatar #32 - latinotornado (10/05/2013) [-]
my fucking childhood oh shit
User avatar #23 - mymiddleleg (10/05/2013) [-]
That "movie" is an insult to the books
User avatar #164 - mattyjay (10/05/2013) [-]
Amen.
#90 - hypotheticals (10/05/2013) [-]
There was a movie? Are you talking about the book? I'm sorry I'm a dumbness but can you explain please? *roll picture*
User avatar #113 - mymiddleleg (10/05/2013) [-]
Yeah there was a movie made on it, but if you love the books i wouldnt bother watching the movie single biggest piece of garbage i have ever seen it made me angry
User avatar #31 - latinotornado (10/05/2013) [-]
those books were my chilhood. I need to re-read them again
User avatar #33 - mymiddleleg (10/05/2013) [-]
I've read them over so many times, never get old, the Demonata series is awesome too
#204 - chrislee (10/05/2013) [-]
This is the happiest day ever. This is the first time I have seen someone else who read the Demonata series and Cirque du Freak. Darren Shan is my absolute favorite author. Thank you.
User avatar #205 - mymiddleleg (10/05/2013) [-]
Also my favorite, i got all his books
#209 - chrislee (10/05/2013) [-]
I finished the Larten Crepsley Saga a few months ago. After I got out of school I kind of lost track of his writing.
Are there any really good ones that he wrote? Preferably a series. So far I read The Thin Executioner, Demonata, Cirque du Freak, and Larten Crepsley.
User avatar #220 - mymiddleleg (10/05/2013) [-]
theres the The City Trilogy and Zom-B series, those are the only other 2 series
#230 - chrislee (10/05/2013) [-]
Awesome, thank you.
User avatar #35 - latinotornado (10/05/2013) [-]
I never finished Demonata ;_;
User avatar #36 - mymiddleleg (10/05/2013) [-]
It got a bit silly in the last book but it was still good
User avatar #37 - latinotornado (10/05/2013) [-]
It was so gory it wasn't long before I stopped taking it seriously. I loved Cirque du Freak so much more
User avatar #38 - mymiddleleg (10/05/2013) [-]
it was a bit and it got gorier, yeah hand down my favorite series of all time, i loved vancha march
User avatar #41 - latinotornado (10/05/2013) [-]
Vancha March is the one who was always outside trying to train his body for the sunlight, right?
User avatar #44 - mymiddleleg (10/05/2013) [-]
Yeah and always rubs spit in his hair
User avatar #45 - latinotornado (10/05/2013) [-]
don't remember that haha yea I haven't read this in a very long time. Lots of details I forgot.
User avatar #25 - anahbell (10/05/2013) [-]
That's why we have a choice to read or watch.
User avatar #26 - mymiddleleg (10/05/2013) [-]
Problem is the movie is nothing like the books at all, and to cast john reilly as larten is just ridiculous
User avatar #27 - anahbell (10/05/2013) [-]
You're right, they got alot of things off. I did however enjoy John Reilly's part as Larten simply because of the way he looks. I always pictured Larten to look like that. His acting however, don't even get me started.
User avatar #29 - mymiddleleg (10/05/2013) [-]
larten looks nothing like that though
User avatar #49 - Crusader (10/05/2013) [-]
I never got a clear image of Larten though, they just describe him as tall, with red hair and the scar, the only thing they got wrong is that John C Reilly is not slender enough.
User avatar #51 - mymiddleleg (10/05/2013) [-]
He's described as thinning orange hair with a tuft of it on top, very tall and thin
User avatar #30 - anahbell (10/05/2013) [-]
I dunno bout that, I mean I always pictured him pretty much like that. Maybe less poofy with the hair and what not. Little taller, less stubby looking but oh well, we get what we get.
User avatar #18 - instakill (10/05/2013) [-]
falls under the dracula category of teeth
User avatar #81 - SirFail (10/05/2013) [-]
They dont have sharp teeth. They have really sharp nails.
User avatar #165 - instakill (10/05/2013) [-]
i was going off of what I saw on the cover of the book, I haven't read them in a long time
#47 - And I only have my one daughter lol 09/12/2013 on To the Back Page 0
#46 - And you as well. 09/12/2013 on To the Back Page 0
#44 - I'm sorry to hear that man, I know exactly what you are going …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/11/2013 on To the Back Page 0
User avatar #45 - dreamcast (09/11/2013) [-]
Damn thats harsh dude. my baby momma also lives 2 hours away. You deserve to see your kids though.
User avatar #47 - ovaca (09/12/2013) [-]
And I only have my one daughter lol
User avatar #46 - ovaca (09/12/2013) [-]
And you as well.
#13 - Aww she is adorable. My daughter just turned 19 months. I don'…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/10/2013 on To the Back Page +5
User avatar #41 - dreamcast (09/10/2013) [-]
That's kinda funny you mention that because me and baby momma split up last week and Lily is going to be living with her.
User avatar #44 - ovaca (09/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that man, I know exactly what you are going though. And it's tough, but she is your daughter still and at least you will still see her. Me and Cynthia (baby mama) haven't been together since before she got pregnant. I didn't even find out Jesenia was mine until she was 6 months old. I would go visit her everyday and me and Cynthia would get along well for the most part, we just couldn't see eye to eye when it came to me and her being together... So about a month ago she got fed up and left with my baby girl to live 2 hours away with her sister...
User avatar #45 - dreamcast (09/11/2013) [-]
Damn thats harsh dude. my baby momma also lives 2 hours away. You deserve to see your kids though.
User avatar #47 - ovaca (09/12/2013) [-]
And I only have my one daughter lol
User avatar #46 - ovaca (09/12/2013) [-]
And you as well.
#544 - I'm not too worried, unless I was on a down hill mountain pass. 09/03/2013 on How f*cked are U 0
#34 - What episode? please 08/24/2013 on Konami Code 0
#136 - caucasian ovcharka 07/05/2013 on to battle then some fetch +2
#49 - Dat fitment  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on I got this. +1
#55 - albertphu (06/24/2013) [-]
So much offset but I love the fitment though
#443 - "He got up and ran smiling all the way to the Chief Petty… 06/17/2013 on Try it 0
#12 - Don't forget your seat filters! (fords actually have… 04/21/2013 on Car Problems 0
#35 - I accidentally bumped into him in the Ferrari shop in the Vega… 04/04/2013 on New Fastest Formula 1... 0
#10 - Picture 03/28/2013 on Tumblr man... +4
#10 - Picture 03/09/2013 on Spider babies 0
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