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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 22
Steam Profile: Ottovan22
Consoles Owned: 360, Wii, xbox, PC
Video Games Played: Serious Sam TFE/TSE, Serious Sam 2, Serious Sam 3 BFE, Dead Rising 1/2, Left 4 Dead 1/2, Team Fortress 2, Red Dead Redemption, Dead Island
X-box Gamertag: Ottovan
Interests: Making Comics, Fapping, Analingus
Date Signed Up:11/15/2011
Last Login:3/23/2013
Location:Kirkland WA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 25944 total,  28737 ,  2793
Comment Thumbs: 13617 total,  19657 ,  6040
Content Level Progress: 94.4% (944/1000)
Level 225 Content: Mind Blower → Level 226 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress: 61.7% (617/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Content Views:587011
Total Comments Made:4028
FJ Points:3
Incubus in disguise, Lord of the flies,
A pile of shit dressed up to appetize
The main course, degradation a la mode,
You accept the invitation,
I know how to treat a lady, I'm a fountain of love like Christ,
So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls,
Eagerly you suck it down like a pig, in a toilet,
In a vacuum, in a tornado, in a black hole


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User avatar #200 - puggles (02/06/2013) [-]
how does a stick figure drawing of a man having oral sex with a DOLL qualify as underage porn? if the ban isn't lifted, do me a favor and make sure i get your new account name. good luck on the court shenanigans.
User avatar #201 to #200 - Ottovan (03/26/2013) [-]
Back, bebeh
User avatar #202 to #201 - puggles (03/27/2013) [-]
good to see ya
User avatar #203 to #202 - Ottovan (03/27/2013) [-]
and I, you
#198 - Cleavland Steamer (02/05/2013) [-]
Look what I dug up from millions of years ago. You don't remember me, but I remember you. You were one of my favorite comic makers.
#197 - yoh **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
Good luck on your trial man. I hope you don't go to jail. Here's a gif to lighten the mood.
Good luck on your trial man. I hope you don't go to jail. Here's a gif to lighten the mood.
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User avatar #195 - ariusbrightwing (02/03/2013) [-]
Ottovan, long time no squak! It's TheGryphon if you remember me. <v>

Good luck in the trial!
User avatar #194 - thewitchking (02/03/2013) [-]
I hope for you your cellmate will be Micheal Scofield.
User avatar #193 - hairydickfarts (02/03/2013) [-]
assault? im curious....
#192 - wings (02/03/2013) [-]
I hope you don't go to jail dude!

Good luck! xD
#191 - kirkbot ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #189 - sonicserver (02/03/2013) [-]
i was locked up for 8 months from September 2011 to May 2012. In Georgia. It's really not that bad. Just boring
User avatar #183 - soulsilver (01/26/2013) [-]
Well **** , I was wondering where you went to. I thought you died.
User avatar #138 - emmyemerald (09/21/2012) [-]
i miss you
#132 - seniorpokeman (09/20/2012) [-]
You used to make amazing comics for this website... now you put poop on your stomach... why, Ottovan, why?
User avatar #128 - PopcornViking (09/17/2012) [-]
the master has returned
User avatar #127 - blaalb (09/02/2012) [-]
oh mah gawd somebody sent meh a fwend reqwest. I gotta say something cool umm.... sup bro!!!
#126 - TheNorwegianSmurf (06/22/2012) [-]
What's up, fine sir?
User avatar #124 - TheNorwegianSmurf (05/29/2012) [-]
Everything was peaceful and not-funny on funnyjunk.

But everything changed when the unemployeddonkel nation attacked and reposted the peaceful ottovan nation's content.

It has been a war ever since.

Just thought I'd let you know... You'll probably not give a **** though.

User avatar #125 to #127 - TheNorwegianSmurf (06/22/2012) [-]
What the **** ? When did I write this? And why did I link to your channel?

WHAT THE **** .
User avatar #122 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (04/16/2012) [-]
what happend to your other ottovan file?
#116 - Obscurity (04/15/2012) [-]
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You know you can recover your original account, right? You just have to do a favor for uncle dolan like iMagnet did.
User avatar #115 - Krystoking ONLINE (04/15/2012) [-]
Ottovan! You're back! What's up buddy?
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