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Gender:	male
Age:	20
Steam Profile:	Ottovan22
Consoles Owned:	360, Wii, xbox, PC
Video Games Played:	Serious Sam TFE/TSE, Serious Sam 2, Serious Sam 3 BFE, Dead Rising 1/2, Left 4 Dead 1/2, Team Fortress 2, Red Dead Redemption, Dead Island
X-box Gamertag:	Ottovan
Interests:	Making Comics, Fapping, Analingus
Date Signed Up:	11/15/2011
Last Login:	3/23/2013
Location:	Kirkland WA
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Ban reason:	You posted a underage porn image in the SFW section of the site
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Comment Thumbs:	13617 total, 19657 , 6040
Content Level Progress:	94.4% (944/1000) Level 225 Content: Mind Blower → Level 226 Content: Mind Blower
Comment Level Progress:	61.7% (617/1000) Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
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Content Views:	577260
Total Comments Made:	4028
FJ Points:	3

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A pile of shit dressed up to appetize
The main course, degradation a la mode,
You accept the invitation,
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So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls,
Eagerly you suck it down like a pig, in a toilet,
In a vacuum, in a tornado, in a black hole

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#7 - CONT >Walk outside >Hear singing to my left… [+] (1 new reply)	02/04/2013 on Steve Carell	+22
#33 - AztecJew Comment deleted by ottovantwo
#6 - Actual Dream I had: >Climbing home from school … [+] (2 new replies)	02/04/2013 on Steve Carell	+34
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#244 - I live in Washington :P	02/03/2013 on The Marijuanas.	0
#3 - I'm making a new one right now. :3	02/02/2013 on The Maytag Man	0
#149 - Mt. Dew fucks with your testicles.... I never drink t… [+] (1 new reply)	02/02/2013 on yumm	-2
#153 - namdelliks (02/02/2013) [-] You sir are retarded. Just because someone probably told you that when you were 8 doesn't mean it's true. It's completely false and irrelevent to the drink. The whole 'shrinks your testicles' thing just comes from the fact that it has Yellow 4 in it, a food coloring that is in a lot more than just mountain dew.
#31 - The other pigeons look like their having more fun. …	01/29/2013 on military discipline	0
#216 - Supporting abortion and cursing... Yet you belie… [+] (1 new reply)	01/29/2013 on If Lily Potter had an abortion	-2
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#137 - "KILLING ANIMALS IS WRONG AND UNNATURAL." …	01/27/2013 on Chicken McFucking Nuggets	-1
#151 - HOW IS IT BREATHING? IT NEEDS CARBON DIOXIDE … [+] (10 new replies)	01/27/2013 on Fucking Ecosystem	-1
#162 - oneentity (01/27/2013) [-] Plants produce oxygen via photosynthesis and carbon dioxide while 'breathing'. They produce more oxygen than CO2 but there surely are some micro organisms in that bottle too and they need oxygen and produce CO2. #182 - hamstergeddon (01/27/2013) [-] Don't ya hate when someone delete their comments, possibly out of shame, after they said something stupid, and you are left to wonder what they said forever? #189 - oneentity (01/27/2013) [-] I hate more when they delete comment you replied to and then you look like you are talking to the wall. #184 - Nameloc (01/27/2013) [-] He was asking "HOW DOES IT LIVE WITHOUT CARBON DIOXIDE?!?!?" #186 - hamstergeddon (01/27/2013) [-] Oh, thanks. #160 - barehype (01/27/2013) [-] Saprobiotic organisms break dead plant matter, when these saprobiotes respire they produce carbon dioxide. #156 - thedemonic (01/27/2013) [-] the plant supplies oxygen for bacteria to live, to break down the leaves #171 - alarmdemon (01/27/2013) [-] what i learned on FJ today is! #170 - alarmdemon has deleted their comment. #155 - Nameloc (01/27/2013) [-] The decaying leaves produce carbon dioxide. It says in the post, mate. Maybe read it before posting?
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