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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: Ottovan22
Consoles Owned: 360, Wii, xbox, PC
Video Games Played: Serious Sam TFE/TSE, Serious Sam 2, Serious Sam 3 BFE, Dead Rising 1/2, Left 4 Dead 1/2, Team Fortress 2, Red Dead Redemption, Dead Island
X-box Gamertag: Ottovan
Interests: Making Comics, Fapping, Analingus
Date Signed Up:11/15/2011
Last Login:3/23/2013
Location:Kirkland WA
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Total Comments Made:4028
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Incubus in disguise, Lord of the flies,
A pile of shit dressed up to appetize
The main course, degradation a la mode,
You accept the invitation,
I know how to treat a lady, I'm a fountain of love like Christ,
So shower in the golden jewelry of my balls,
Eagerly you suck it down like a pig, in a toilet,
In a vacuum, in a tornado, in a black hole

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#244 - Comment deleted 02/03/2013 on The Marijuanas. 0
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#149 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2013 on yumm -2
User avatar #153 - namdelliks (02/02/2013) [-]
You sir are retarded. Just because someone probably told you that when you were 8 doesn't mean it's true. It's completely false and irrelevent to the drink. The whole 'shrinks your testicles' thing just comes from the fact that it has Yellow 4 in it, a food coloring that is in a lot more than just mountain dew.
#31 - Comment deleted 01/29/2013 on military discipline 0
#216 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2013 on If Lily Potter had an abortion -2
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User avatar #162 - oneentity (01/27/2013) [-]
Plants produce oxygen via photosynthesis and carbon dioxide while 'breathing'. They produce more oxygen than CO2 but there surely are some micro organisms in that bottle too and they need oxygen and produce CO2.
User avatar #182 - hamstergeddon (01/27/2013) [-]
Don't ya hate when someone delete their comments, possibly out of shame, after they said something stupid, and you are left to wonder what they said forever?
User avatar #189 - oneentity (01/27/2013) [-]
I hate more when they delete comment you replied to and then you look like you are talking to the wall.
User avatar #184 - Nameloc (01/27/2013) [-]
He was asking "HOW DOES IT LIVE WITHOUT CARBON DIOXIDE?!?!?"
User avatar #186 - hamstergeddon (01/27/2013) [-]
Oh, thanks.
#160 - barehype (01/27/2013) [-]
Saprobiotic organisms break dead plant matter, when these saprobiotes respire they produce carbon dioxide.
User avatar #156 - thedemonic (01/27/2013) [-]
the plant supplies oxygen for bacteria to live, to break down the leaves
#171 - alarmdemon (01/27/2013) [-]
what i learned on FJ today is!
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User avatar #155 - Nameloc (01/27/2013) [-]
The decaying leaves produce carbon dioxide.

It says in the post, mate.
Maybe read it before posting?
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User avatar #200 - puggles (02/06/2013) [-]
how does a stick figure drawing of a man having oral sex with a DOLL qualify as underage porn? if the ban isn't lifted, do me a favor and make sure i get your new account name. good luck on the court shenanigans.
User avatar #201 to #200 - Ottovan (03/26/2013) [-]
Back, bebeh
User avatar #202 to #201 - puggles (03/27/2013) [-]
good to see ya
User avatar #203 to #202 - Ottovan (03/27/2013) [-]
and I, you
#198 - Cleavland Steamer (02/05/2013) [-]
Look what I dug up from millions of years ago. You don't remember me, but I remember you. You were one of my favorite comic makers.
#197 - yoh **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
Good luck on your trial man. I hope you don't go to jail. Here's a gif to lighten the mood.
Good luck on your trial man. I hope you don't go to jail. Here's a gif to lighten the mood.
#196 - seelcudoom has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #195 - ariusbrightwing (02/03/2013) [-]
Ottovan, long time no squak! It's TheGryphon if you remember me. <v>

Good luck in the trial!
User avatar #194 - thewitchking (02/03/2013) [-]
I hope for you your cellmate will be Micheal Scofield.
User avatar #193 - hairydickfarts (02/03/2013) [-]
assault? im curious....
#192 - wings (02/03/2013) [-]
I hope you don't go to jail dude!

Good luck! xD
User avatar #189 - sonicserver (02/03/2013) [-]
i was locked up for 8 months from September 2011 to May 2012. In Georgia. It's really not that bad. Just boring
User avatar #183 - soulsilver (01/26/2013) [-]
Well **** , I was wondering where you went to. I thought you died.
User avatar #138 - emmyemerald (09/21/2012) [-]
i miss you
#132 - seniorpokeman (09/20/2012) [-]
You used to make amazing comics for this website... now you put poop on your stomach... why, Ottovan, why?
User avatar #128 - PopcornViking (09/17/2012) [-]
the master has returned
User avatar #127 - blaalb (09/02/2012) [-]
oh mah gawd somebody sent meh a fwend reqwest. I gotta say something cool umm.... sup bro!!!
#126 - TheNorwegianSmurf (06/22/2012) [-]
What's up, fine sir?
User avatar #124 - TheNorwegianSmurf (05/29/2012) [-]
Everything was peaceful and not-funny on funnyjunk.

But everything changed when the unemployeddonkel nation attacked and reposted the peaceful ottovan nation's content.

It has been a war ever since.

Just thought I'd let you know... You'll probably not give a **** though.

funnyjunk.com/user/ottovantwo
User avatar #125 to #127 - TheNorwegianSmurf (06/22/2012) [-]
What the **** ? When did I write this? And why did I link to your channel?

WHAT THE **** .
User avatar #122 - patriotpenguin (04/16/2012) [-]
what happend to your other ottovan file?
#116 - Obscurity (04/15/2012) [-]
This image has expired
You know you can recover your original account, right? You just have to do a favor for uncle dolan like iMagnet did.
User avatar #115 - Krystoking (04/15/2012) [-]
Ottovan! You're back! What's up buddy?
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