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#6 - What do you mean? 01/10/2016 on Extremism coming to the... 0
#27 - Well... how does it end?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/29/2015 on Spider has mutated +4
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#43 - Dragonchampion (12/29/2015) [-]
Just like he said. The Mom walks in and sees her like that. It cuts off after that.
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#29 - patriotpenguin (12/29/2015) [-]
thats the last panel
#1 - Don't scream, your audio isn't balanced enough and ends up sou…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2015 on League of Help (description) +1
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#2 - forghani (12/11/2015) [-]
Thanks pal. I really appreciate that
#13 - Is the movie name stranded?  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2015 on Stranded 0
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#27 - jvair (12/08/2015) [-]
is the movie the endless summer?
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#16 - warvolk (12/08/2015) [-]
interstellar
#6 - Can anyone explain what just happened.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2015 on Until the bottom +1
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#31 - admiralen (11/24/2015) [-]
An old one grabbed the anchor
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#9 - barakakaka (11/23/2015) [-]
I guess its either a malfunction of the mechanism that locks the chain of the anchor or the guy who was supposed to take it easy didn't take it easy and the anchor went too fast for the machine to stop it. Either way the chain failed to stop and since it had already grabbed on the seabed it couldn't be retracted or stopped, or stop the ship.
#10 - Yo, this kid goes to my university. His names Tacko. 11/14/2015 on Giant black man 0
#39 - **otot used "*Roll 1, 0-999999999*"** **otot rolls 650,016,… 11/04/2015 on Giveaway Time! +1
#9 - Can anyone explain how they use lighting to make these effects…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/25/2015 on Mechanical Renaissance 0
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#20 - satansferret (10/25/2015) [-]
they point it at and or around people.
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#10 - ianosity (10/25/2015) [-]
With the right lighting and a vignette effect added in editing I'd say.
#15 - herecomesjohnny (10/25/2015) [-]
>"how do they use lighting to achieve this?"
>"well, with the right lighting"
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#53 - agreatusername (10/25/2015) [-]
i never realized how horrifying that splash art is...
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#55 - ora (10/25/2015) [-]
That's what it looked like before the skin went live. It DOESN'T look like that.
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#56 - agreatusername (10/25/2015) [-]
I know, but its still horrifying...
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#62 - captchakid (10/25/2015) [-]
In game the recall is so cute though.
#36 - ianosity (10/25/2015) [-]
#11 - It's a repost.  [+] (34 new replies) 10/22/2015 on This is for funnyjunk.com +89
#12 - vorarephilia (10/22/2015) [-]
oh goddamn it.
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#47 - slothboner (10/22/2015) [-]
How young are you you fuckwit. This has been on the rfront page maybe 10 times you fucken cuck
#106 - vorarephilia (10/23/2015) [-]
for all i know I wasn't on every time it was uploaded.
#56 - anon (10/22/2015) [-]
Hi, what does the word cuck mean?
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#84 - cutenesseverypost (10/22/2015) [-]
A cuck is a man who has a wife that is cheating on him with his son.
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#102 - shieeetposter (10/23/2015) [-]
I thought it was severe betafaggery or supreme submission

Like swedish faggots
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#57 - slothboner (10/22/2015) [-]
When you freeze your turds in the freezer and then use them as a dildo AND IT FEELS SO GOOD and then when you let it thaw out to eat it and then you put some corn in it to make you think that you pooped corn but you know you didn't pooop corn thats how you know when the case on your phone is looooooooooooose

thats a cuck
#59 - anon (10/22/2015) [-]
Thats an alaskan pipeline
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#72 - slothboner (10/22/2015) [-]
No an alaskan pipeline is where you poop into a sock and then try to eat the sock like a banana but you can't peel it and the shit and be liquid otherwise you have to smoke some weed before you try it WEEEEEED SMOKE WEEDd
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#74 - bigswingingrichard (10/22/2015) [-]
Cornhuskers are shit.
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#142 - slothboner (10/23/2015) [-]
When Gordon signed his first major league contract he showed up to our highschool during our lunch break (his younger bro derek was in highschool at the time) and he parked a dope ass firebird in front of where 1000+ people were pouring out to go to lunch and he threw his brother the keys and was like "yo I got you this" and then left. It was beyond badass.
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#143 - bigswingingrichard (10/23/2015) [-]
That's pretty sick
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#119 - slothboner (10/23/2015) [-]
5 Titles.
Had the consensus greatest team in college football history 95'.

Bitch boy.
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#121 - bigswingingrichard (10/23/2015) [-]
15 national championships. 4 unclaimed. 28 conference titles.

Roll Tide fuckboi
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#122 - slothboner (10/23/2015) [-]
Solid meme team you southern trash.

Nebraska fans actually care about their team when we suck, note 344 consecutive sellout record.

48 conference titles. 21 more wins than Alabama all time. 2 more Heisman.

Does a degree from Alabama constitute as a GED if you leave the state?
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#124 - bigswingingrichard (10/23/2015) [-]
also, the last time we really sucked was when mike shula was here, and he was a legitimate retard. Had 1 bad year when Saben first came.
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#127 - slothboner (10/23/2015) [-]
Nebraska had to deal with Bill Calahan.... he ended like all of our record streaks. And then we had to deal with Bo Pelini... our fans demanded he get fired after going 9-3 for 5 years. When a program is dominant as Alabama/Nebraska and they start to suck its painfully horrible. I hope you never have to experience what we have for 15 years but when Saban leaves it will potentially go downhill realllll quick.

Tom Osborne retired and it hasn't been the same since.
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#123 - bigswingingrichard (10/23/2015) [-]
Your school has a 33% 4-year grad rate.

and you are like 3-4 in football, and not ranked
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#125 - slothboner (10/23/2015) [-]
Yeah no shit we haven't been decent in football for 15 years, no one would dispute that, but at least our fans still support the team. When a hall of fame coach retires things usually don't continue to go well, you'll find that out in a few years.

But you're a meme fan so you will probably be rocking Ohio state gear 5 years after Saban retires.

Your state education system is complete shit compared to ours. wallethub.com/edu/states-with-the-best-schools/5335/

I'm on a full academic ride, biochem masterrace, half the people at any public university are retarded.

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#128 - bigswingingrichard (10/23/2015) [-]
Also, check my profile. Live in Kansas.
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#132 - slothboner (10/23/2015) [-]
So that literally makes you a meme fan... unless you have family ties to Alabama.

But thats chill you should come to Lincoln, we can drink beer and yell at each other. It's what we do for fun in Nebraska, i'm assuming Kansans do the same.

I have a bunch of friends who go to KU, that university does it right.
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#133 - bigswingingrichard (10/23/2015) [-]
All the people that go to KU are pretentious liberal faggots. Legitimately all of them. Good facilities though. I do have family ties to Alabama also.
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#139 - slothboner (10/23/2015) [-]
Everyone I know that goes to KU are pretty chill and party like hell. Never had an issue with them being liberal fucks, but most of them I know grew up in Nebraska and got fisted by our insanely republican state growing up, so most of them are alright.
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#141 - bigswingingrichard (10/23/2015) [-]
Lawrence if full of fucking NeoHippies
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#136 - slothboner (10/23/2015) [-]
Ok well then I understand your loyalty to Alabama. Much more acceptable than some fag from Kansas who decided Alabama was his team. Which is what I thought until you clarified.
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#137 - bigswingingrichard (10/23/2015) [-]
Ey, no problemo.
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#126 - bigswingingrichard (10/23/2015) [-]
meme fan? ok. They're the only college team I have rooted for. That's a shitty assumption to make. Alabama doesn't have bandwagoners in the first place. we're alwayss good :^)
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#130 - slothboner (10/23/2015) [-]
Assuming you're 25 or under you can still be considered a meme fan. They've dominated the 2000's like we did the 90's. Nebraska hasn't been relevant since they completely fucked the 90's, the only good part about that is we don't have to deal with bandwagon fuccbois until we get good again.
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#131 - bigswingingrichard (10/23/2015) [-]
It isn't really a bandwagon fan if you have been a fan all of your life.
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#134 - slothboner (10/23/2015) [-]
I disagree. But I guess you can't really be a KU football fan. Possibly KState.

I'm a "bandwagon" Laker fan, mainly because they were really good when I was growing up, so I jumped on the bandwagon. But I can somewhat justify it because I have lots of family in LA and go to see them play in denver every year (even when they suck- for the past 3 years)
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#135 - bigswingingrichard (10/23/2015) [-]
KState is ass. KU atleast won the big 12 when they had their 2 badass corners.

I'm a semi Sacramento Kings fan, because they used to be Kansas.
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#138 - slothboner (10/23/2015) [-]
Nice. You like the Royals?

Everyone in Lincoln hopped on that bandwagon and is riding it hard. I went to highschool with Alex Gordon. Friends with his younger brother who plays in the minors.
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#140 - bigswingingrichard (10/23/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah I like the Royals.

That's pretty cool. Gordon is probably my favorite player.
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#29 - seferofe (10/22/2015) [-]
>>#15 You're about 4 years late for this to be OC.
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User avatar #39 - dandamanzx (08/25/2014) [-]
Hey man, I had a bitch of my own many moons ago. Just wanna let you know, I know that anger and everything else you're going through, and it does get better. If you need some friendly words, I'll do what I can.
User avatar #14 - vinylgirl (08/24/2014) [-]
She sounds like a right cunt.
User avatar #15 to #14 - otot (08/24/2014) [-]
Thanks. She was, but regrettably I loved her. Good riddance.
User avatar #16 to #15 - vinylgirl (08/24/2014) [-]
But why did you stay with her even though you knew?
User avatar #17 to #16 - otot (08/24/2014) [-]
"Because she is what made me happy, shes what I looked forward to everyday, she was what I thought of when I woke up in the morning. She was my life and when she broke up with me my world fell apart. She meant so much to me I couldn't see that she didn't actually love me." Someone already asked me earlier.
User avatar #18 to #17 - vinylgirl (08/24/2014) [-]
Even though she cheated on you, you still thought positive about her?
User avatar #19 to #18 - otot (08/24/2014) [-]
More than positive, I thought I needed to improve myself so that she wouldn't feel inclined to cheat. I felt like I wasn't giving her enough.
User avatar #20 to #19 - vinylgirl (08/24/2014) [-]
Ah I think I understand. So you thought that it was your fault that she cheated on you?
User avatar #21 to #20 - otot (08/24/2014) [-]
No, I just thought that if I gave her more that she wouldn't need to cheat to get what she wanted. Cause in the end the only reason you cheat is because your relationship isn't fulfilling you. Not saying its right, just saying that's why.
User avatar #22 to #21 - vinylgirl (08/24/2014) [-]
Well how did you think your relationship was going before she cheated on you?
Did you think you were doing well? Like, were you surprised that she cheated on you?
Or did you always have a feeling that the relationship was going downhill?
User avatar #23 to #22 - otot (08/24/2014) [-]
Frankly, we had a bit of arguments, but whenever I was with her I felt like we were both relatively happy, since she was usually a very stressed or sad person. Both when she broke up with me and when she cheated on me I was extremely surprised. I kind of just let it slide.
User avatar #24 to #23 - vinylgirl (08/24/2014) [-]
I see, well judging by what you said, I think you did give her enough. I guess she just never cared for it and she was never honest about it. A good relationship is based on 3 things: openness, directness and honesty. And I don't think she was being open, direct and honest about her problems with you right? Because then you guys could've solved it by talking to eachother.
User avatar #25 to #24 - otot (08/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, whenever we would talk she would always say that I was making her feel bad, or she would just not talk and ignore the problem. It was pretty difficult trying to get anything done.
User avatar #27 to #25 - vinylgirl (08/24/2014) [-]
when did you guys break up? Recently?
User avatar #29 to #27 - otot (08/24/2014) [-]
She broke up with me after the world cup game.
User avatar #26 to #25 - vinylgirl (08/24/2014) [-]
Then I guess it's best that your relationship ended. It's best to not have that kinda people in your life. They will just leech everything off of you.
User avatar #28 to #26 - otot (08/24/2014) [-]
Its true, but she left me at the same time many of my best friends did and my grandpa did. The combined pressure of it really broke me for a while. I really just couldn't take it anymore.
User avatar #30 to #28 - vinylgirl (08/24/2014) [-]
I see. So how are you feeling atm? Recovering?
User avatar #31 to #30 - otot (08/24/2014) [-]
Mostly anger, because she said she wanted to be friends and I believed her, but 5 days ago she told me she never wanted to talk to me again, just because I drunk texted her one night. Apparently reminding her that I loved her was unforgivable.
User avatar #32 to #31 - vinylgirl (08/24/2014) [-]
Wow.. Wouldn't it be best to jsut completely let go of her? Not even becoming friends?
Because she seems extremely untrustworthy and unreliable. If this keeps up, she will mentally break you completely..
User avatar #33 to #32 - otot (08/24/2014) [-]
She already did, I really am not as energetic or sociable as I used to be, but I realized that when she said she never wanted to talk to me. I realized it was best to keep her otu of my life.
User avatar #34 to #33 - vinylgirl (08/24/2014) [-]
I see. Well then good for you. I hope you will feel better soon :3
*hugs*
User avatar #37 to #34 - otot (08/24/2014) [-]
alright, Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. Have a nice life .
User avatar #38 to #37 - vinylgirl (08/24/2014) [-]
It's my pleasure :3
Have a nice life too ^^
User avatar #35 to #34 - otot (08/24/2014) [-]
Thanks, if you dont mind me asking. Why did you message me in the first place.
User avatar #36 to #35 - vinylgirl (08/24/2014) [-]
To hear your side of the story and perhaps offer some help.

My name is Christa or Christina btw, it was a pleasure talking with you :3
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User avatar #13 to #12 - otot (03/22/2011) [-]
nice thumbs up man
#10 - silentkiler (02/14/2011) [-]
hey bro, hi, have some tits as a gift
hey bro, hi, have some tits as a gift
#11 to #10 - otot (02/15/2011) [-]
interesting
User avatar #6 - JrockIzRuthless (12/12/2010) [-]
I see your spamming. make a comp after with all the pics
User avatar #7 to #6 - otot (12/12/2010) [-]
ok ill try thanks for the idea but i need to get all the pics lol he locked it down so you only get all the pics when you get 200 veiws
User avatar #8 to #7 - JrockIzRuthless (12/13/2010) [-]
What a prick
User avatar #9 to #8 - otot (12/13/2010) [-]
i know
User avatar #1 - bradynissen (05/09/2010) [-]
Don't copy and paste those dumb "YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE IF YOU PASTE TO 6 VIDEOS!" crap. It's a surefire way to be made fun of.
User avatar #2 to #1 - otot (05/10/2010) [-]
ya but i was like 8 when i posted those
User avatar #3 to #2 - bradynissen (05/10/2010) [-]
How old are you now?
User avatar #4 to #3 - otot (05/12/2010) [-]
umm rape? IDK its been like what 5 or six years you do the math
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