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Date Signed Up:3/30/2011
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#62 - Picture 03/21/2013 on Oreimo +3
#24 - We should make the worst criminals go down a giant cheese grat…  [+] (21 new replies) 03/21/2013 on Sounds Delicious +61
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#38 - toughactintinactin (03/21/2013) [-]
Or make them put toothpicks under every toenail and then kick walls
#26 - magnusos (03/21/2013) [-]
To then end up in a fucking pool of tobaco sauce
#25 - llamadude (03/21/2013) [-]
Or even better, use them as test subjects for new products instead of bunnies. I like cute animals :3
#242 - anon (03/27/2013) [-]
That's the cutest damn thing I have ever witnessed.
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#101 - moribus (03/21/2013) [-]
And penis, definetly a penis.
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#71 - harlequinlove (03/21/2013) [-]
That is the happiest owl I've ever seen.
#36 - EdwardNigma (03/21/2013) [-]
Is it wrong if I actually think thats a good idea?

Like, it won't be simple shit like shampoo or something, oh no, that can remain on animals, it's just shampoo, who gives a fuck. But like, this can range from "potentially bad" with drug testing to "horrible as fuck" with weapon testing.

Crime rates would plummet, the fear of the unknown, the fear of what horrors may await in a testing facility, the fact that if they try to resist, they die, and if they don't, they suffer and MAYBE die.
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#196 - bigmanfifty (03/21/2013) [-]
mini-Hitler in the making
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#229 - llamadude (03/22/2013) [-]
but the fact that we do these "cruel and unusual punishments" to animals who do not deserve it in the first place is even worse... i say if the animal did the crime, they should get the punishment; humans included
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#241 - llamadude (03/22/2013) [-]
Yea I understand, especially cause the matter is very subjective; a person could feel like I do or a person could feel the complete opposite. I just hate to see maltreatment of the innocent whether it be a bird, dog, or human. I feel as though if you commit a crime, then you lose your basic rights, but that's just my opinion. Kill another, and you deserve to suffer because you took away the basic rights of another.
#125 - anon (03/21/2013) [-]
But if we mistakenly gives em super powers then we got super villain with no super heroes
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#126 - EdwardNigma (03/21/2013) [-]
If it worked on the criminals, we use the same things on soldiers or something (Who volunteer of course)

I don't think super power drugs only work on criminals.
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#151 - toosexyforyou (03/21/2013) [-]
TL:DR It is super easy for it to work the first time on the criminal and then never again.

If you know anything about science, you'd know that any slight change/unexpected variable could completely skew your results and that's why every experiment must be recorded and someone else should be able to get the same results as you did multiple times.
#69 - alexanderh (03/21/2013) [-]
I had a similar idea once. In my opinion, they should earn their freedom if they survive the tests. Of course, not after a single test, but after a couple of different ones. And only people who've gotten the death sentence.
#66 - triggathepirate (03/21/2013) [-]
Oi oi, I had an idea like that once. I was writing a script once Shhh amateur filmmaker about the government passing a law to do all different types of testing on death row convicts, and the fuckers get jacked up on mutated steroids and become superhumans and shit, so then they get marines to stop them by giving them the same shit. Cheesy but eh
#35 - nickotak (03/21/2013) [-]
That's brilliant...
#27 - calawesome (03/21/2013) [-]
That's the cutest fucking thing I've ever laid my peepers on.
#65 - I'm pretty sure I wasn't the only that was head over heals ove…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/21/2013 on Disney. +48
#93 - schneidend (03/21/2013) [-]
> watching Space Jam
> neck-deep in puberty at the time
> Lola appears, getting her bedroom eyes on
> why the fuck is it so warm in here all of a sudden
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#148 - warzon (03/21/2013) [-]
And thats why buckets are always cold.
Wait what.
#91 - Mesmus (03/21/2013) [-]
Wish i knew about chicks back then when watching space jam :(
#68 - grimmwaters (03/21/2013) [-]
#27 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2012 on Poor choice of words... +2
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#30 - animedudej (12/19/2012) [-]
he's the coolest guy in the club
#71 - Picture 12/08/2012 on Good guy dog +16
#32 - yankee kun to megane chan 12/05/2012 on AMP 706 0
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#4 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/01/2012 on Bird +6
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