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#14 - ffs this is still going on. Thought they lost because they wer… 04/29/2014 on yep 0
#7 - Cyborg me plz 04/29/2014 on Bionics part 2 +3
#200 - Lumberjack shirt and full beard is pretty hipster. Here in Den…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2014 on my first content. 0
User avatar #204 - professorbob (04/24/2014) [-]
A flannel shirt and beard isn't really that hipster, though. I mean, Compare him to the dude on the right. Lumberjack has a nice sense of style going on with just enough beard to make himself look manly, while the guy on the right looks like he was caught in an explosion at a thrift shop, clearly begging for attention. I hate how we label almost anything that isn't major brand name or casual as hipster. There's a difference between being unique and going out of your way to be different than everybody else, and I see no problems with Lumberjack here.

Although first, second, and fifth are clearly hipster, third just looks like Rhett from Rhett and Link.
#154 - Welcome to the internet white boy. Leave your morals …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2014 on New way to browse Tumblr -4
#160 - toguro (04/23/2014) [-]
The only times I've actually said nigger on FJ is to refer to mention bigfatniggerdicks (who lives in the same city as me if I remember correctly) or when I'm referring to this image.

But sure if ya wanna go check it'll be a learning experience for us both.
User avatar #166 - arreatface (04/23/2014) [-]
#50 - "I just don't want to read the damn subtitles." 04/23/2014 on Disappointed Otakus Everywhere +5
#435 - Why are you talking to a girl who makes you feel like a terrib… 04/16/2014 on I murder all I want +1
#127 - I don't know.. south and central america has some pretty hardc…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on it's a decent place to live +1
User avatar #221 - learnthisline (04/16/2014) [-]
I know right.
It's not like the Unites Sates of America has been working since the late-19th Century to ensure that those areas are in that condition is it?
#57 - wtf, they don't have schools in Canada? This is basic knowledge. 04/15/2014 on Melanin yo, melanin 0
#9 - Great wiki says that the gros michel banana was saved in asia,… 04/11/2014 on Banana Apocalypse 0
#177 - Make a zero version.. everybody else does it. 04/07/2014 on Good point sam and cat 0
#2 - It's like a bed of nails. The weight is spread out. 04/07/2014 on Spartan children training +1
#24 - He is still a jersey thing. "Joined the army because … 04/05/2014 on so he could snipe the bitch +1
#149 - Kill one man and you're murderer. Kill a million point one… 04/04/2014 on Admin still has a way to go +1
#42 - Tomato and other stuff. Oh god, I never wanna try one of y…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Needs more Ketchup +5
#87 - wardylocks (03/31/2014) [-]
... you use ketchup/tommy sauce to make pizza?
#54 - vulwulf (03/31/2014) [-]
I'm not wardylocks but I also call it tomato sauce (or sometimes just red sauce), I'd never make a pizza out of it though.


That said though, reminds me of an old friend who would take a slice of bread, smear red/tomato sauce on and sprinkle cheese, then grill calling it a pizza. MFW.
User avatar #86 - wardylocks (03/31/2014) [-]
^ this
maybe its cause were british, idk, i also call it tommy sauce sometimes
idk why people are getting so angry its made out of tomatoes so yep
#41 - If you really like the concept of open world survival and are …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on Day Z in a nutshell +1
User avatar #63 - rakuraimasuta (03/31/2014) [-]
#28 - She can drink all the ketchup she wants. But calling ketchup &…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Needs more Ketchup +45
#92 - 4chan refugee (08/10/2014) [-]
Australian here. Tomato sauce: condiment. What you'd use to make pizza/other foods: tomato paste.
User avatar #40 - wardylocks (03/31/2014) [-]
...
but its sauce
made of tomatoes
#73 - 4chan refugee (03/31/2014) [-]
WRONG tomato is just an ingredient in ketchup. Tomato sauce is cooked tomatoes till they fall apart and put in a closed jar to cool off... than this is used for pizza and other stuff, tomato soup, meat balls sauce, tomato sauce. Go out in the garden work something plant a tomato if you know how to don't be a smart ass nobody likes smart asses FUK USA!
User avatar #88 - wardylocks (03/31/2014) [-]
.. so your ketchup isnt made out of tomatoes?
#42 - ostemad (03/31/2014) [-]
Tomato and other stuff.
Oh god, I never wanna try one of your pizzas.
#87 - wardylocks (03/31/2014) [-]
... you use ketchup/tommy sauce to make pizza?
#54 - vulwulf (03/31/2014) [-]
I'm not wardylocks but I also call it tomato sauce (or sometimes just red sauce), I'd never make a pizza out of it though.


That said though, reminds me of an old friend who would take a slice of bread, smear red/tomato sauce on and sprinkle cheese, then grill calling it a pizza. MFW.
User avatar #86 - wardylocks (03/31/2014) [-]
^ this
maybe its cause were british, idk, i also call it tommy sauce sometimes
idk why people are getting so angry its made out of tomatoes so yep
#154 - You were still hired based on your competence "what you k…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on (untitled) +1
#155 - kotetsulovesfj (03/31/2014) [-]
You're right. I would post a relevant gif/pic to show that I agree with you, but this is the best I have.
#10 - He took a shot of beer? 03/31/2014 on I'm hannibal 0
#136 - Sounds like you were hired because of your experience. Not bec…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #149 - kotetsulovesfj (03/30/2014) [-]
Yes, but my point was I still got the job through contacts. I could know how to work with kids and not have had references, and while I may have still gotten the job, it would have taken longer. Just providing further support to anon's comment
#154 - ostemad (03/31/2014) [-]
You were still hired based on your competence "what you know". If you aren't the best choice(lacking experience or what not) and still get the job because your brother-in-law or someone else you know works there, that's based on "who you know"
#155 - kotetsulovesfj (03/31/2014) [-]
You're right. I would post a relevant gif/pic to show that I agree with you, but this is the best I have.
#99 - Please.. Your opinion can never be wrong, welcome to the internet.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2014 on always works +1
#135 - atma (03/21/2014) [-]
So I can say that My Little Pony is better than DBZ and be right?
#542 - thx 03/14/2014 on For FunnyJunk 0
#375 - Kunne være meget fedt. Men er det begynder venligt? for har a…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on For FunnyJunk 0
User avatar #387 - prettycoolusername (03/11/2014) [-]
Hvis du aldrig har leget med det før, vil jeg ikke til at nævne plug-ins.
Programmet er bygget op omkring nogle meget enkelte principper. Hvis du har arbejdet i Photoshop, forstår du programmet efter 5 minutter. Hvis ikke, vil jeg stadig ikke mene at det er særlig svært at komme i gang. Fra du forstår, og kan bruge programmet til du kan lave mere eller mindre fotorealistisk visual effects går der nok noget tid. Men jeg har aldrig arbejdet i et program hvor du har så stor kreativ frihed, så når du først har opnået et flydende workflow, så er det næææsten kun din fantasi, der sætter grænserne. Min video er vel et okay eksempel på det, hehe.
Men se disse tutorials, de lærer dig grundpillerne i programmet
www.videocopilot.net/basic/ - Andrew Kramer, der laver den er genial
#542 - ostemad (03/14/2014) [-]
thx
#354 - Awesome video and good luck. ps. hvilket program brug…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/11/2014 on For FunnyJunk 0
User avatar #369 - prettycoolusername (03/11/2014) [-]
Mange tak! Jeg bruger Adobe After Effects CS5! Og så en shitload af plug-ins til programmet, jeg kan godt liste dem, hvis det giver dig noget?
#375 - ostemad (03/11/2014) [-]
Kunne være meget fedt. Men er det begynder venligt? for har aldrig leget med sådan noget før.
User avatar #387 - prettycoolusername (03/11/2014) [-]
Hvis du aldrig har leget med det før, vil jeg ikke til at nævne plug-ins.
Programmet er bygget op omkring nogle meget enkelte principper. Hvis du har arbejdet i Photoshop, forstår du programmet efter 5 minutter. Hvis ikke, vil jeg stadig ikke mene at det er særlig svært at komme i gang. Fra du forstår, og kan bruge programmet til du kan lave mere eller mindre fotorealistisk visual effects går der nok noget tid. Men jeg har aldrig arbejdet i et program hvor du har så stor kreativ frihed, så når du først har opnået et flydende workflow, så er det næææsten kun din fantasi, der sætter grænserne. Min video er vel et okay eksempel på det, hehe.
Men se disse tutorials, de lærer dig grundpillerne i programmet
www.videocopilot.net/basic/ - Andrew Kramer, der laver den er genial
#542 - ostemad (03/14/2014) [-]
thx
User avatar #362 - IAmACactus (03/11/2014) [-]
Meh, AE CC ?
User avatar #370 - prettycoolusername (03/11/2014) [-]
Close! Just the CS5 version, a bit outdated - I bought it when I was 15
User avatar #373 - IAmACactus (03/11/2014) [-]
Så kommer det store spørgsmål. Er det købt eller er det "købt"? ;)
User avatar #544 - prettycoolusername (03/14/2014) [-]
Hvortil jeg med glæde kan svare, at det er købt som i at det som lille fortvivlet 15-årig knægt lykkedes mig at spare 11.000 kr op og købe det legalt. Kan ikke svare dig på hvordan/hvorfor det lykkedes, for hoooold nu kæft det er mange penge!
User avatar #547 - IAmACactus (03/14/2014) [-]
Hold da kæft! Kudos til det
#34 - Ros - kilde .. you mean "praise - source" 03/11/2014 on Danish Cities 0
#33 - yeah the name derives from medieval times Køpmannæhafn - kø… 03/11/2014 on Danish Cities 0
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#1 - asianbear (06/25/2014) [-]
Go **** yourself
#2 to #1 - ostemad (06/25/2014) [-]
thx, i needed that.
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