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#28 - She can drink all the ketchup she wants. But calling ketchup &…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/31/2014 on Needs more Ketchup +45
User avatar #40 - wardylocks (03/31/2014) [-]
...
but its sauce
made of tomatoes
#73 - anonymous (03/31/2014) [-]
WRONG tomato is just an ingredient in ketchup. Tomato sauce is cooked tomatoes till they fall apart and put in a closed jar to cool off... than this is used for pizza and other stuff, tomato soup, meat balls sauce, tomato sauce. Go out in the garden work something plant a tomato if you know how to don't be a smart ass nobody likes smart asses FUK USA!
User avatar #88 - wardylocks (03/31/2014) [-]
.. so your ketchup isnt made out of tomatoes?
#42 - ostemad (03/31/2014) [-]
Tomato and other stuff.
Oh god, I never wanna try one of your pizzas.
#87 - wardylocks (03/31/2014) [-]
... you use ketchup/tommy sauce to make pizza?
#54 - vulwulf (03/31/2014) [-]
I'm not wardylocks but I also call it tomato sauce (or sometimes just red sauce), I'd never make a pizza out of it though.


That said though, reminds me of an old friend who would take a slice of bread, smear red/tomato sauce on and sprinkle cheese, then grill calling it a pizza. MFW.
User avatar #86 - wardylocks (03/31/2014) [-]
^ this
maybe its cause were british, idk, i also call it tommy sauce sometimes
idk why people are getting so angry its made out of tomatoes so yep
#154 - You were still hired based on your competence "what you k…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/31/2014 on (untitled) +1
#155 - kotetsulovesfj (03/31/2014) [-]
You're right. I would post a relevant gif/pic to show that I agree with you, but this is the best I have.
#10 - He took a shot of beer? 03/31/2014 on I'm hannibal 0
#136 - Sounds like you were hired because of your experience. Not bec…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #149 - kotetsulovesfj (03/30/2014) [-]
Yes, but my point was I still got the job through contacts. I could know how to work with kids and not have had references, and while I may have still gotten the job, it would have taken longer. Just providing further support to anon's comment
#154 - ostemad (03/31/2014) [-]
You were still hired based on your competence "what you know". If you aren't the best choice(lacking experience or what not) and still get the job because your brother-in-law or someone else you know works there, that's based on "who you know"
#155 - kotetsulovesfj (03/31/2014) [-]
You're right. I would post a relevant gif/pic to show that I agree with you, but this is the best I have.
#99 - Please.. Your opinion can never be wrong, welcome to the internet.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2014 on always works +1
#135 - atma (03/21/2014) [-]
So I can say that My Little Pony is better than DBZ and be right?
#542 - thx 03/14/2014 on For FunnyJunk 0
#375 - Kunne være meget fedt. Men er det begynder venligt? for har a…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2014 on For FunnyJunk 0
User avatar #387 - prettycoolusername (03/11/2014) [-]
Hvis du aldrig har leget med det før, vil jeg ikke til at nævne plug-ins.
Programmet er bygget op omkring nogle meget enkelte principper. Hvis du har arbejdet i Photoshop, forstår du programmet efter 5 minutter. Hvis ikke, vil jeg stadig ikke mene at det er særlig svært at komme i gang. Fra du forstår, og kan bruge programmet til du kan lave mere eller mindre fotorealistisk visual effects går der nok noget tid. Men jeg har aldrig arbejdet i et program hvor du har så stor kreativ frihed, så når du først har opnået et flydende workflow, så er det næææsten kun din fantasi, der sætter grænserne. Min video er vel et okay eksempel på det, hehe.
Men se disse tutorials, de lærer dig grundpillerne i programmet
www.videocopilot.net/basic/ - Andrew Kramer, der laver den er genial
#542 - ostemad (03/14/2014) [-]
thx
#354 - Awesome video and good luck. ps. hvilket program brug…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/11/2014 on For FunnyJunk 0
User avatar #369 - prettycoolusername (03/11/2014) [-]
Mange tak! Jeg bruger Adobe After Effects CS5! Og så en shitload af plug-ins til programmet, jeg kan godt liste dem, hvis det giver dig noget?
#375 - ostemad (03/11/2014) [-]
Kunne være meget fedt. Men er det begynder venligt? for har aldrig leget med sådan noget før.
User avatar #387 - prettycoolusername (03/11/2014) [-]
Hvis du aldrig har leget med det før, vil jeg ikke til at nævne plug-ins.
Programmet er bygget op omkring nogle meget enkelte principper. Hvis du har arbejdet i Photoshop, forstår du programmet efter 5 minutter. Hvis ikke, vil jeg stadig ikke mene at det er særlig svært at komme i gang. Fra du forstår, og kan bruge programmet til du kan lave mere eller mindre fotorealistisk visual effects går der nok noget tid. Men jeg har aldrig arbejdet i et program hvor du har så stor kreativ frihed, så når du først har opnået et flydende workflow, så er det næææsten kun din fantasi, der sætter grænserne. Min video er vel et okay eksempel på det, hehe.
Men se disse tutorials, de lærer dig grundpillerne i programmet
www.videocopilot.net/basic/ - Andrew Kramer, der laver den er genial
#542 - ostemad (03/14/2014) [-]
thx
User avatar #362 - IAmACactus (03/11/2014) [-]
Meh, AE CC ?
User avatar #370 - prettycoolusername (03/11/2014) [-]
Close! Just the CS5 version, a bit outdated - I bought it when I was 15
User avatar #373 - IAmACactus (03/11/2014) [-]
Så kommer det store spørgsmål. Er det købt eller er det "købt"? ;)
User avatar #544 - prettycoolusername (03/14/2014) [-]
Hvortil jeg med glæde kan svare, at det er købt som i at det som lille fortvivlet 15-årig knægt lykkedes mig at spare 11.000 kr op og købe det legalt. Kan ikke svare dig på hvordan/hvorfor det lykkedes, for hoooold nu kæft det er mange penge!
User avatar #547 - IAmACactus (03/14/2014) [-]
Hold da kæft! Kudos til det
#34 - Ros - kilde .. you mean "praise - source" 03/11/2014 on Danish Cities 0
#33 - yeah the name derives from medieval times Køpmannæhafn - kø… 03/11/2014 on Danish Cities 0
#23 - Voloceraptos... you're breaking my balls here.. 03/10/2014 on DINOSAUR FUCKING COMP 3 +4
#65 - Welcome to donatio.. uh Funnyjunk. 03/07/2014 on Hi funnyjunk 0
#10 - Best animated film of all time!?!? haven't seen it so…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Congrats to Frozen! 0
#13 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
its not the BEST but it was alright, they have a bit to much singing though
#21 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
There's singing, but it's the best fucking singing of any movie ever.
#14 - anonymous (03/04/2014) [-]
Too much? Heresy.
#1 - What if he tried making the Eiffeltower?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/01/2014 on (untitled) +3
#8 - adamks (03/01/2014) [-]
Probably still not very accurate.
#59 - How does ddosing help keep up the website? And hopefully t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on Keep Donating 0
#69 - minibeep (02/28/2014) [-]
it doesent
and yes there is but theyre "annoying" and stuff
#31 - Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ball Ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on my name is doug +1
User avatar #53 - rollmeanddie (02/28/2014) [-]
*cat walks by*

PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY
#40 - I haven't read much about the whole situation, but it seems ki…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/28/2014 on Keep Donating +1
#54 - minibeep (02/28/2014) [-]
problem is adsense pussied out on us
and 9gag jews ddosing from time to time
#59 - ostemad (02/28/2014) [-]
How does ddosing help keep up the website?
And hopefully there's other ad companies.
#69 - minibeep (02/28/2014) [-]
it doesent
and yes there is but theyre "annoying" and stuff
#99 - As a eurasian genetic miracle, i use chopstick for my cereal a… 02/28/2014 on using chopsticks 0
#3 - Great version of the aristocrats. 02/28/2014 on Fine peeople, indeed. 0
#38 - So it's against commercialism, not violence.. i can live with that. 02/25/2014 on (untitled) 0
#15 - Picture 02/18/2014 on I am The Night +1
#12 - I did "google" it. You are replying to the wrong com…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2014 on Men 0
#13 - anonymous (02/18/2014) [-]
Heres a couple words I think you should know. "Roppatop ropiphropina notbopop jumpinaboppidacup." ~Shakespeare
#5 - ty  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Men 0
#10 - anonymous (02/17/2014) [-]
Doesn't anyone look things up anymore?? Just a bunch of fucking morons wanting the answers given to them all day long!!! FUCK!!!! Seriously, how hard would it have been to "google" PAP Smear?? *jumps out window*
#12 - ostemad (02/18/2014) [-]
I did "google" it. You are replying to the wrong comment ballsucking anon. Just wanted to know what was heard instead of pabst beer, because i didn't knew of PAP Smear or barely pabst beer.
#13 - anonymous (02/18/2014) [-]
Heres a couple words I think you should know. "Roppatop ropiphropina notbopop jumpinaboppidacup." ~Shakespeare
#11 - anonymous (02/17/2014) [-]
I'm going to assume the irony there is intentional.
#3 - what should he have heard instead of pabst beer?  [+] (8 new replies) 02/17/2014 on Men 0
#4 - anonymous (02/17/2014) [-]
PAP Smear
#6 - pentol (02/17/2014) [-]
What are PAP Smear(s)?
User avatar #8 - hieronymous (02/17/2014) [-]
cervical cancer tests
#5 - ostemad (02/17/2014) [-]
ty
#10 - anonymous (02/17/2014) [-]
Doesn't anyone look things up anymore?? Just a bunch of fucking morons wanting the answers given to them all day long!!! FUCK!!!! Seriously, how hard would it have been to "google" PAP Smear?? *jumps out window*
#12 - ostemad (02/18/2014) [-]
I did "google" it. You are replying to the wrong comment ballsucking anon. Just wanted to know what was heard instead of pabst beer, because i didn't knew of PAP Smear or barely pabst beer.
#13 - anonymous (02/18/2014) [-]
Heres a couple words I think you should know. "Roppatop ropiphropina notbopop jumpinaboppidacup." ~Shakespeare
#11 - anonymous (02/17/2014) [-]
I'm going to assume the irony there is intentional.
#37 - Cozy  [+] (2 new replies) 02/17/2014 on I love danish! +1
#40 - anonymous (02/17/2014) [-]
Men det er jo forkert din svans, "vi hygger" eller "nu skal der hygges" - ordet bliver ikke brugt på samme måde som på engelsk. Der skal nok være en eller anden smart forklaring, men jeg hørte ikke efter i grammatik.
User avatar #44 - znaffi (02/17/2014) [-]
Jeg tror ikke det er ham der svansen, hvis det var dig der ikke fulgte med i grammatik
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