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#52 - the wife of the Icelandic president is from Jerusalem so she d…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/06/2012 on Some facts 0
User avatar #54 - TheReptar (12/06/2012) [-]
Lol she so crazy.
User avatar #57 - osskari (12/06/2012) [-]
it's even better cause the president is a pretty serious person but she is anything but serious
User avatar #58 - TheReptar (12/06/2012) [-]
He just thinks it's a good idea to let her say things on international television?
User avatar #60 - osskari (12/06/2012) [-]
no. but she doesn't care
User avatar #53 - osskari (12/06/2012) [-]
and she was not joking
#46 - Ísland er stórasta land í heimi (probably wont get this jok…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/06/2012 on Some facts 0
User avatar #47 - TheReptar (12/06/2012) [-]
Hahahaha I know when to laugh in any language.
User avatar #52 - osskari (12/06/2012) [-]
the wife of the Icelandic president is from Jerusalem so she doesn't speak perfect Icelandic and is famous here for these kinds of things.

the joke translates (roughly) to Iceland is the biggest country in the world. but the word stórasta meaning biggest is supposed to be said stærsta (Icelandic is a bit complicated sometimes)

also she said that on national television
User avatar #54 - TheReptar (12/06/2012) [-]
Lol she so crazy.
User avatar #57 - osskari (12/06/2012) [-]
it's even better cause the president is a pretty serious person but she is anything but serious
User avatar #58 - TheReptar (12/06/2012) [-]
He just thinks it's a good idea to let her say things on international television?
User avatar #60 - osskari (12/06/2012) [-]
no. but she doesn't care
User avatar #53 - osskari (12/06/2012) [-]
and she was not joking
#371271 - I was watching Full Metal Panic and saw this...found it rather amusing 12/06/2012 on Anime & Manga - anime... +1
#44 - we do  [+] (9 new replies) 12/06/2012 on Some facts 0
User avatar #45 - TheReptar (12/06/2012) [-]
Way to go guys!
#46 - osskari (12/06/2012) [-]
Ísland er stórasta land í heimi (probably wont get this joke unless your icelandic)
User avatar #47 - TheReptar (12/06/2012) [-]
Hahahaha I know when to laugh in any language.
User avatar #52 - osskari (12/06/2012) [-]
the wife of the Icelandic president is from Jerusalem so she doesn't speak perfect Icelandic and is famous here for these kinds of things.

the joke translates (roughly) to Iceland is the biggest country in the world. but the word stórasta meaning biggest is supposed to be said stærsta (Icelandic is a bit complicated sometimes)

also she said that on national television
User avatar #54 - TheReptar (12/06/2012) [-]
Lol she so crazy.
User avatar #57 - osskari (12/06/2012) [-]
it's even better cause the president is a pretty serious person but she is anything but serious
User avatar #58 - TheReptar (12/06/2012) [-]
He just thinks it's a good idea to let her say things on international television?
User avatar #60 - osskari (12/06/2012) [-]
no. but she doesn't care
User avatar #53 - osskari (12/06/2012) [-]
and she was not joking
#43 - Iceland also get's all of it's power from hydroelectric power  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2012 on Some facts +3
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User avatar #76 - robertolee (12/06/2012) [-]
93% for Iceland.
Rest comes from Geothermal and Solar
#30 - like this 12/06/2012 on Nice +4
#219 - kinda looks like Dr.Caroll for a bit  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2012 on Wait what? +2
#223 - herrytheheadcrab (12/06/2012) [-]
That ugly motherfucker................ I hate him so much He got stuck fucking everywhere.
#42 - hmmm...yup definitely sounds like me 12/04/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse 0
#25 - that's the joke  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse -3
#38 - pjotor (12/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #29 - theghostrider (12/04/2012) [-]
A very bad one, to be honest.
#42 - osskari (12/04/2012) [-]
hmmm...yup definitely sounds like me
#10 - if the world ended in Vegas... would it stay in Vegas?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/04/2012 on Zombie Apocalypse -4
User avatar #24 - siggythepiggy (12/04/2012) [-]
If the world ended in Vegas it would also end everywhere else at the same time
User avatar #25 - osskari (12/04/2012) [-]
that's the joke
#38 - pjotor (12/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #29 - theghostrider (12/04/2012) [-]
A very bad one, to be honest.
#42 - osskari (12/04/2012) [-]
hmmm...yup definitely sounds like me
#10 - its Hugleikur Dagsson 10/06/2012 on Badass +1
#20 - Picture 10/06/2012 on Kawaii Costuummeess 0
#51 - isn't that a Tanuki suit not a Racoon suit  [+] (7 new replies) 09/21/2012 on mario +3
#59 - Deanoss (09/21/2012) [-]
finally someone understands that a tanuki isnt a raccoon
#65 - darthtomale (09/21/2012) [-]
to busy not caring.
User avatar #67 - alphajunk (09/21/2012) [-]
Did that crab just rip his arm off?
#68 - darthtomale (09/21/2012) [-]
yes.

His own fucking arm.
#69 - alphajunk (09/21/2012) [-]
What the fuck is wrong with creatures these days...

Ive seen some shit now
#70 - darthtomale (09/21/2012) [-]
the crabs fw
User avatar #75 - HAMMATIMEZ (09/21/2012) [-]
Fuck, that's terrifying.
#451 - designed by Samsung so...Galaxy SIII 09/21/2012 on Lumia 920 vs Iphone 5 +1
#168 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/21/2012 on Me, watching Dark Knight Rises 0
#182 - perronfan (09/23/2012) [-]
#6 - Picture 08/19/2012 on Deer swap.. 0
#71 - Picture 08/19/2012 on space invaders +12
#76 - i'm my original character BLONIC 08/19/2012 on Sonic the Hedgehog +4
#55 - number 2 is Excel Saga opening 08/18/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 598 +2
#3 - typical Pink Floyd youtube comments 08/18/2012 on I AM TESTICLES +9
#27 - **osskari rolls 98** 08/17/2012 on Alright 0
#5 - well there are 66 books in the bible so 66 is a holy number 08/17/2012 on Where is your god now -1
#4 - Picture 08/17/2012 on Comic sans Logos +3
#6 - Picture 08/17/2012 on Exchange Wallpapers? +20
#347 - Picture 08/17/2012 on What is this i dont even... +2

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User avatar #1 - imamawesome (02/04/2012) [-]
Why do you only upload pictures of soda??

derp wtf ozzi make sum OC
User avatar #2 to #1 - osskari (02/05/2012) [-]
2 lazy
User avatar #3 to #2 - imamawesome (02/05/2012) [-]
REPORT!!!!!
User avatar #4 to #3 - osskari (02/05/2012) [-]
Major Dickface has cast a lazy-spell on me Sir

get it REPORT
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