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#106 - other 12 year olds? 01/28/2013 on stupid hoe 0
#56 - well, Django was a slave not a prisoner still, hooray…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2013 on Freeing a prisoner in Skyrim +3
#87 - brutalfistfuck (01/28/2013) [-]
Motherfucker Django.
User avatar #78 - fuzzyballs (01/28/2013) [-]
you're overthinking a joke, which makes it suck
you suck dude
#63 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
No, nigger.
#70 - didn't even notice the Pokémon thing until after i checked th…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2013 on Should we eat that strawberry? +1
#75 - animedudej (01/28/2013) [-]
oh god dokuro
User avatar #72 - alltimetens (01/28/2013) [-]
Glad you enjoyed the post.
#222 - my manliness is draining...cue the metal 01/27/2013 on :3 +1
#165 - I approve of this roll 01/27/2013 on cold heartless bitch 0
#164 - Comment deleted 01/27/2013 on cold heartless bitch 0
#71 - sweet roll bro! 01/25/2013 on Newest advertisement for a... +2
#45 - that's rad 01/24/2013 on Long and Hard 0
#47389 - i want this 01/23/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#47388 - I got my Mahalo uke with a pick-up for 60 pounds 01/23/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#52 - it sound's stupid like the "7D" cinema at my local a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2013 on 4D alarm clock 0
User avatar #53 - traelos (01/22/2013) [-]
Ayup.
#44 - I highly recommend it 01/21/2013 on 4D alarm clock 0
#42 - durarara  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2013 on 4D alarm clock +1
User avatar #43 - someblackguy (01/21/2013) [-]
Fuck it looks cool. Thanks man
#44 - osskari (01/21/2013) [-]
I highly recommend it
#39 - how is that 4D?  [+] (26 new replies) 01/21/2013 on 4D alarm clock +28
#84 - soupdaddy (01/22/2013) [-]
I see this huge debate this thread over the definitions of 4 dimensions and up, and my explanation is that the fourth D is for Dog. A 3D Dog alarm clock. Shows how complex my mind is.
User avatar #66 - Awesomecarrot (01/22/2013) [-]
Durarara GIF, nice. I'm on episode 12, been watching it for a couple weeks. It's a good anime, but is it just me or is it confusing as fuck?
#87 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
Things get sorted out in time. Stick with it, you will not be disappointed.
User avatar #277 - Awesomecarrot (01/22/2013) [-]
I will do, thanks
User avatar #50 - traelos (01/22/2013) [-]
4D means it includes touch/smell/taste.

Not scientifically, but in terms of like movies and shit.
#55 - Jesusnipples (01/22/2013) [-]
Scientifically, the Fourth Dimension is time.
We live in the 3rd; we can see all sides and angles of things we look at.
In the 4th, we could see all sides and angles of something we look at as well as its entire existence. When you look at a person, regardless of what age they are, you would see them at literally every moment of their existence; everything from infant to corpse.

Yay science
User avatar #260 - raincollie (01/22/2013) [-]
Doesn't that mean any alarm clock is 4D as well?
User avatar #273 - Jesusnipples (01/22/2013) [-]
I see what you did there
#90 - pencilartist (01/22/2013) [-]
I like you, guy. You actually taught me something.

Here you go, have a picture and a thumb.
#91 - Jesusnipples (01/22/2013) [-]
You too.
User avatar #72 - shinobidesu (01/22/2013) [-]
that would be cool as fuck.
we must go deeper.
User avatar #69 - dairybun (01/22/2013) [-]
you got 4th, 5th-10th is here www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCQx9U6awFw explains clearly what the dimensions are
User avatar #81 - newsmyrna (01/22/2013) [-]
That was really interesting thank-you
User avatar #77 - Jesusnipples (01/22/2013) [-]
That's the video I learned this shit from
Thumb for you
#76 - Jesusnipples has deleted their comment.
User avatar #74 - dairybun (01/22/2013) [-]
round off for people who can't be assed to watch
4th dimention - Time, If we could see ourselves in the 4th dimension it would be like a tape worm with one end being your embryo self and the other being your old self
5th dimension - possibility, what could happen in the future
6th dimension - What could have happened had something else happened
7th dimension- infinity x Infinity, what could have and could turn out to be linked to other things that could have happened had different original starting points with resulting branching time lines.
8th dimension - get's confusing, if you branch off from that to another infinity, that is the 8th dimension
9th dimension - by this point watch the video because it's complicated.
10th dimension - refer to 9th
#62 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
No, we are currently in the fourth dimension, at least double check something you say before posting it. Each dimension is able to view the lower dimension completely, meaning being in the fourth we see everything in the third. Being in the fifth would mean seeing everything possible that could ever happened in time.
#60 - anonymous (01/22/2013) [-]
I learned that in Slaughterhouse five
User avatar #57 - traelos (01/22/2013) [-]
Scientifically, the 4th dimension is undefined.

Some like to think it's time, but it's all abstract and theoretical anyway.

But yes, I fucking know that. Everybody knows that. The fact that everybody knows that is why osskari was confused the first place.
User avatar #54 - blinkfreak (01/22/2013) [-]
you stop it now.
User avatar #52 - osskari (01/22/2013) [-]
it sound's stupid like the "7D" cinema at my local amusement park
User avatar #53 - traelos (01/22/2013) [-]
Ayup.
User avatar #41 - someblackguy (01/21/2013) [-]
Source?
#42 - osskari (01/21/2013) [-]
durarara
User avatar #43 - someblackguy (01/21/2013) [-]
Fuck it looks cool. Thanks man
#44 - osskari (01/21/2013) [-]
I highly recommend it
#143 - iceland 01/21/2013 on I speak burrito 0
#59 - stil, the tracks are real 01/20/2013 on Where the fuck am i 0
#27 - i am fully aware of that 01/19/2013 on Hipster McFly 0
#25 - the Parkinson's doesn't go away when he's acting  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2013 on Hipster McFly 0
User avatar #26 - Marker (01/19/2013) [-]
He didn't have it back then.
User avatar #27 - osskari (01/19/2013) [-]
i am fully aware of that
#8 - they're both gingers and yes they're daughters of my uncle due… 01/18/2013 on I don't even 0
#6 - my uncle ha's two redhead daughters and neither him nor his wi…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2013 on I don't even 0
#7 - klldarkness (01/18/2013) [-]
But are either pale skined, of have freckles?

If not, has there been a DNA test?

Because the odds of that are literally astronomical. Especially if neither of the sets of grandparents are redheaded.

My main reasoning for my above post, is that the woman isn't caucasian. That means it needs to come from the mans side, and his complete lack of freckles and not so pale skin leads me to believe that it isn't from his side either.
User avatar #8 - osskari (01/18/2013) [-]
they're both gingers and yes they're daughters of my uncle due to obvious similarities in facial features, and both parents are caucasian
#39 - Iceland 01/18/2013 on Mother of Flags 0
#8 - cause of parkinsons?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/18/2013 on Hipster McFly 0
User avatar #20 - Marker (01/18/2013) [-]
The character, not the actor, you dolt.
User avatar #25 - osskari (01/19/2013) [-]
the Parkinson's doesn't go away when he's acting
User avatar #26 - Marker (01/19/2013) [-]
He didn't have it back then.
User avatar #27 - osskari (01/19/2013) [-]
i am fully aware of that
#46799 - anyone here know Victor Wooten? he's amazing 01/18/2013 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#153 - don't forget the shotguns in the doors of the Beast 01/18/2013 on Oh Obama 0
#142 - And also 01/16/2013 on Difference in the north +2

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User avatar #1 - imamawesome (02/04/2012) [-]
Why do you only upload pictures of soda??

derp wtf ozzi make sum OC
User avatar #2 to #1 - osskari (02/05/2012) [-]
2 lazy
User avatar #3 to #2 - imamawesome (02/05/2012) [-]
REPORT!!!!!
User avatar #4 to #3 - osskari (02/05/2012) [-]
Major Dickface has cast a lazy-spell on me Sir

get it REPORT
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