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#2552 - **oshtper rolls 582,578,661** 07/02/2014 on highest roll gets yellow... 0
#7 - totally 05/30/2014 on Can you poop? +2
#22 - Only the professionals are allowed to kill whales. They make s…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/26/2014 on Got any plans for the weekend? +1
#32 - carrotpotato (05/26/2014) [-]
That's cool. So how are they killed? Harpoon sounds a bit unreliable if you want to be certain they die within 5 seconds. You'd really need a good aim and even though whales are huge, you'd still have to hit a relatively small area in a moving target while your boat is moving as well.
User avatar #37 - fishandkids (05/26/2014) [-]
They use big fucking knifes to kill the whales after luring them up to the beach. it looks brutal as fuck becasue of all the bllod that goes into the sea, but it is not much worse than killing pigs.

PS: The whales had a full free life.
#38 - carrotpotato (05/26/2014) [-]
Ooh so they are lured near beach before killing them. I thought they were killed at open sea. So how are they lured then? I'd guess you need a few boats and chase them sort of like you'd chase a sheep flock?
User avatar #39 - fishandkids (05/26/2014) [-]
Yes. They don't kill the whales like the japanese asshats. They wait for whale season to come around and then they herd the whales towards the beach where they kill them.
User avatar #23 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
good system. i like it. do you get different kinds or is there only one kind they bring in?
#58 - faroeseguy (05/26/2014) [-]
Only Pilot Whales, as far as I know
#10 - ****** , we do not slaughter whales for no reason.…  [+] (15 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Got any plans for the weekend? +70
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User avatar #53 - thornberry (05/26/2014) [-]
What is it like living there?
User avatar #68 - nefarian (05/26/2014) [-]
Uh, peaceful, I suppose
User avatar #49 - tommythecatt (05/26/2014) [-]
Hmmm, what's whale taste like? I imagine that it would be very fatty, therefore very delicious.
User avatar #52 - rainbowrush (05/26/2014) [-]
I've only tasted it once, never again.
User avatar #50 - bastardusnorvegi (05/26/2014) [-]
tastes like meat fat cow maybe
User avatar #25 - drfreeman (05/26/2014) [-]
If you are from this place you are lucky, it looks unbelievably beautiful and untainted. Enjoy your whales, friend.
User avatar #21 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
do the whalers get licensed and shit?
User avatar #22 - oshtper (05/26/2014) [-]
Only the professionals are allowed to kill whales. They make sure that the whale is dead within 3-5 seconds. Everyone, who is interested, can help pulling the whales up from the beach.
#32 - carrotpotato (05/26/2014) [-]
That's cool. So how are they killed? Harpoon sounds a bit unreliable if you want to be certain they die within 5 seconds. You'd really need a good aim and even though whales are huge, you'd still have to hit a relatively small area in a moving target while your boat is moving as well.
User avatar #37 - fishandkids (05/26/2014) [-]
They use big fucking knifes to kill the whales after luring them up to the beach. it looks brutal as fuck becasue of all the bllod that goes into the sea, but it is not much worse than killing pigs.

PS: The whales had a full free life.
#38 - carrotpotato (05/26/2014) [-]
Ooh so they are lured near beach before killing them. I thought they were killed at open sea. So how are they lured then? I'd guess you need a few boats and chase them sort of like you'd chase a sheep flock?
User avatar #39 - fishandkids (05/26/2014) [-]
Yes. They don't kill the whales like the japanese asshats. They wait for whale season to come around and then they herd the whales towards the beach where they kill them.
User avatar #23 - brothergrimm (05/26/2014) [-]
good system. i like it. do you get different kinds or is there only one kind they bring in?
#58 - faroeseguy (05/26/2014) [-]
Only Pilot Whales, as far as I know
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User avatar #98 - anthonyh (05/04/2013) [-]
This one didn't
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#181 - same here  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2013 on Title: +1
#197 - uhhyeahfmebaby (04/07/2013) [-]
OP fucked up.
Should say "He may NOT be cool"
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