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Date Signed Up:3/26/2012
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#412 - No one cares. 09/27/2012 on That girl from Tumblr +5
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User avatar #64 - darklit (09/18/2012) [-]
okay 3 things
1. i don't use reddit so i would never have seen it
2. how do you know Op doesn't us reddit and he just posted it there first
3. filler
#57 - Electoral college would take over. 09/15/2012 on O_O +4
#277 - This is an advertisement for a museum. Maybe the Smithsonian, … 09/01/2012 on the simple truth +1
#61 - I'm not actually a cat and I can confirm this.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2012 on Nyan man +4
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#432 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2012 on space invaders 0
#437 - xxjimmyxx (08/19/2012) [-]
Look at the times submitted this was up 20 hours previous to the one on reddit
#456 - CIS White Male (08/19/2012) [-]
Nice try. The one posted on reddit is a repost of the comic which was ORIGINALLY posted 10 days prior.
User avatar #457 - xxjimmyxx (08/19/2012) [-]
I was just going off of the link he posted.
#441 - I just press esc. Works most of the time.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/12/2012 on Fucking items +1
#443 - tkuja (08/12/2012) [-]
works even better
#253 - Picture 08/11/2012 on Canada vs Russia in DayZ +1
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#433 - orsongasm (08/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #184 - therealrarity (07/16/2012) [-]
HAY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY.
I'll talk here because less commotion and difficulty talking to you.

What did you do so far for your summer, then? You said some things were good.
#206 to #184 - therealrarity (07/19/2012) [-]
I want an inexpensive gaming laptop. Halp me find one.
#208 to #206 - orsongasm (07/19/2012) [-]
I can't think of an inexpensive laptop... Plus, it depends on your perception of expensive.
#209 to #208 - therealrarity (07/26/2012) [-]
fak u Orson.   
I thought you'd halp me in my time of need. This is the thanks I get for working overtime.
fak u Orson.
I thought you'd halp me in my time of need. This is the thanks I get for working overtime.
#211 to #209 - orsongasm (07/26/2012) [-]
And then she left.
User avatar #212 to #211 - therealrarity (07/26/2012) [-]
Did not!
#213 to #212 - orsongasm (07/26/2012) [-]
You are tearing me apart, Eleni!
#214 to #213 - therealrarity (07/26/2012) [-]
I drew Cee Lo Green.
He's a ****** .
#215 to #214 - orsongasm (07/26/2012) [-]
nd thin, eloonku wuz raped by 						******					 in her nayburhood. no one cared. Dee ind.
nd thin, eloonku wuz raped by ****** in her nayburhood. no one cared. Dee ind.
#216 to #215 - therealrarity (07/26/2012) [-]
Actually, I'm the one who raped the ****** .
get ur factz st8
#217 to #216 - orsongasm (07/26/2012) [-]
**** you, I do what I want.

So how is yo sexy ass?
#218 to #217 - therealrarity (07/26/2012) [-]
I LOVE THIS .GIF.   
   
As for me, I'm doing fairly well. You?
I LOVE THIS .GIF.

As for me, I'm doing fairly well. You?
#219 to #218 - orsongasm (07/26/2012) [-]
I wuv dis one   
   
Meh. What's going on with you?
I wuv dis one

Meh. What's going on with you?
#220 to #219 - therealrarity (07/26/2012) [-]
I'm on Skype with my internet girlfriend in Korea.
#221 to #220 - orsongasm (07/26/2012) [-]
Interesting.   
   
 [url deleted]
Interesting.

[url deleted]
User avatar #222 to #221 - therealrarity (07/26/2012) [-]
I LOVE DELETED URLS.
#223 to #222 - orsongasm (07/26/2012) [-]
tunnelsnakes. com

Me too.
User avatar #224 to #223 - therealrarity (07/26/2012) [-]
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
WE'RE THE TUNNEL SNAKES
THAT'S US
AND WE RUULLEEE

Also, which browser do you use?
#225 to #224 - orsongasm (07/26/2012) [-]
I USE CHROME BECAUSE I'M SO SPECIAL AND DIFFERENT AND INTRANET EXPLODER IS FOR FAGITS.
I USE CHROME BECAUSE I'M SO SPECIAL AND DIFFERENT AND INTRANET EXPLODER IS FOR FAGITS.
#227 to #226 - orsongasm (07/26/2012) [-]
Why are you so mean to me all the time? It seriously hurts my feelings.
#210 to #209 - orsongasm (07/26/2012) [-]
>Be me
>Browsing funnyjunk
>Holy **** all this content is horrible
>About to leave
>"therealrarity replied to your comment #208 on your profile"
>BLARGHBLARGHBLARGH
#185 to #184 - orsongasm (07/16/2012) [-]
Made some friends, but hating everyone around you makes that a difficulty. I now realize you're the perfect middle ground, a person who doesn't ******* try to tear my throat out every chance, and a person who isn't a clingy weirdo who wants to decapitate my head and use it as a sex toy. Oh, and steam! How was your summer?
User avatar #207 to #185 - therealrarity (07/19/2012) [-]
I replied to the wrong thing oh lawdy
REFER TO THE COMMENT ABOVE PLEASE
User avatar #186 to #185 - therealrarity (07/17/2012) [-]
I'm glad to hear that you made some friends then. I knew you'd find some. You'll get over your hatred eventually.

The Steam sales are kick ass. I wish I had a computer that could run them. :c
#187 to #186 - orsongasm (07/17/2012) [-]
They aren't all they're made out to be.   
   
This just in: Valve saves world economy! Teen parents throw their babies off of bridges in joy!
They aren't all they're made out to be.

This just in: Valve saves world economy! Teen parents throw their babies off of bridges in joy!
#188 to #187 - therealrarity (07/17/2012) [-]
They're still nice to have.   
   
That was the funniest thing I've read all day.
They're still nice to have.

That was the funniest thing I've read all day.
#189 to #188 - orsongasm (07/17/2012) [-]
Friendships require too much maintenance.   
   
:3
Friendships require too much maintenance.

:3
#190 to #189 - therealrarity (07/17/2012) [-]
Let the other person maintain it for you then.
#191 to #190 - orsongasm (07/17/2012) [-]
But then they complain more than I do.
But then they complain more than I do.
#192 to #191 - therealrarity (07/17/2012) [-]
Cooperatively maintain the relationship? I dunno lol.   
   
I'ma go offline now. I'll talk to you soon, stay safe I suppose. Bai, Orsongasm. :3
Cooperatively maintain the relationship? I dunno lol.

I'ma go offline now. I'll talk to you soon, stay safe I suppose. Bai, Orsongasm. :3
#193 to #192 - orsongasm (07/17/2012) [-]
Noooooooooooooooo!

Fine. Bai, wuv woo.
#194 to #193 - therealrarity (07/19/2012) [-]
ORSON!   
I CAME BACK!
ORSON!
I CAME BACK!
#195 to #194 - orsongasm (07/19/2012) [-]
Eleni, this is the funniest thing ever.   
   
 [url deleted]
Eleni, this is the funniest thing ever.

[url deleted]
User avatar #197 to #195 - orsongasm (07/19/2012) [-]
FUUUUUUUUCK

gifura. orzhk. org/src/1332235315120.swf
#198 to #197 - therealrarity (07/19/2012) [-]
GOD DAMN IT MY EARS ARE BLEEDING.   
CURSE YOU ORSONGASM.
GOD DAMN IT MY EARS ARE BLEEDING.
CURSE YOU ORSONGASM.
#199 to #198 - orsongasm (07/19/2012) [-]
Muahahahahahaha!   
   
'Sup, bbz?
Muahahahahahaha!

'Sup, bbz?
#200 to #199 - therealrarity (07/19/2012) [-]
I'm looking for the pen to my graphics tablet.

You?
User avatar #196 to #195 - orsongasm (07/19/2012) [-]
[url deleted]
User avatar #152 - SyntaxError (04/19/2012) [-]
O hai there.
User avatar #142 to #1 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
Of course, and they are poni flavoured.

When I can't afford it.
User avatar #143 to #142 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
Applejack flavoured dick. Nice.

Why are you staying for so long?
User avatar #144 to #143 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
NO. RAINBOW DASH COCK. OPEN WIDE, FAGIT.

I intended to kill myself, you know.
User avatar #145 to #144 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
**** NO. RAINBOW DASH TASTES LIKE OLD LADY TITTIES COMBINED WITH SULFURIC ACID.

Why did you want to do it in a hotel?

User avatar #146 to #145 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
THEN LET'S TRY FLUTTERBITCH.

I don't know. It seemed out of people's way. I don't want to be a problem in death, too.
User avatar #147 to #146 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
You're not a problem now, though.
User avatar #148 to #147 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
I always am and will be a problem.
User avatar #149 to #148 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
To who? How?
User avatar #150 to #149 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
To you. Because I are not good human.
User avatar #153 to #150 - SyntaxError (04/20/2012) [-]
If you're not a good human, the solution is to be a good human.
Not being a human at all is frankly counterproductive.
User avatar #174 to #153 - orsongasm (04/21/2012) [-]
How does it not solve the problem?
User avatar #175 to #174 - SyntaxError (04/21/2012) [-]
You're still cheap, you're just dead, too, so you can't do anything about it, and you'll be cheap forever.
User avatar #176 to #175 - orsongasm (04/21/2012) [-]
This solves MY problem. Not anyone else's. If they want to spend their lives obseesing over a dead person, they're no better than I.
User avatar #177 to #176 - SyntaxError (04/21/2012) [-]
It doesn't physically solve it at all, though.
You're still physically cheap.

No but seriously, in short, go see a psychiatrist.
User avatar #180 to #178 - SyntaxError (04/21/2012) [-]
Well, let me just put it this way:
If you killed yourself right now, absolutely no one would remember you after a little while.
Which is exactly why you shouldn't.
Your life is full of meaning. People still remember Einstein and Audrey Hepburn and Guan Yu and all sorts of artists and politicians and soldiers and people of all different races and eras.
It's exactly by not killing yourself that you're making a life worth remembering.
User avatar #179 to #178 - SyntaxError (04/21/2012) [-]
Alright.
User avatar #164 to #153 - orsongasm (04/20/2012) [-]
But you're saying I'm creating conflict. There is no conflict in my choice.
Because I don't like my life. Why else?
User avatar #165 to #164 - SyntaxError (04/20/2012) [-]
There is no conflict anywhere, is what I'm saying.
and of course you don't like your life, I mean why don't you like your life?
User avatar #166 to #165 - orsongasm (04/20/2012) [-]
There's nothing to enjoy in it. I just hate life in general. I don't really think I was ever meant to be alive, and no one really cares if I'm alive or not, so there's no reason not to.
User avatar #167 to #166 - SyntaxError (04/20/2012) [-]
If no one cares that you're alive, do something worth caring for.
There's always solutions, and suicide is the cheap way out.
User avatar #168 to #167 - orsongasm (04/20/2012) [-]
Of course it's the cheap way out. I'm cheap.
User avatar #169 to #168 - SyntaxError (04/20/2012) [-]
Well that's your problem right there.
User avatar #170 to #169 - orsongasm (04/20/2012) [-]
And suicide is a solution. Good day, sir.
User avatar #171 to #170 - SyntaxError (04/20/2012) [-]
Suicide is the effect of the problem.
User avatar #172 to #171 - orsongasm (04/20/2012) [-]
It solves the problem, ergo, it is a solution.
User avatar #173 to #172 - SyntaxError (04/20/2012) [-]
It doesn't solve the problem at all, and that's the problem in itself.
User avatar #154 to #153 - orsongasm (04/20/2012) [-]
Good thing it's so easy.
User avatar #155 to #154 - SyntaxError (04/20/2012) [-]
It's not.
It's the hardest thing you can do.
Still, if you shoot for it, you're going to be better of no matter where you are.
User avatar #157 to #156 - SyntaxError (04/20/2012) [-]
It's common sense.
If you aim for the bulls-eye, you're going to get closer than if you didn't.
User avatar #158 to #157 - orsongasm (04/20/2012) [-]
That doesn't matter in real life. You either win or you lose. There is no close or second-chance.
User avatar #159 to #158 - SyntaxError (04/20/2012) [-]
You can get second, you can get third, maybe fourth.
You lose, but you don't lose as much.
User avatar #160 to #159 - orsongasm (04/20/2012) [-]
Or you can see it's a waste of time and opt-out.
User avatar #161 to #160 - SyntaxError (04/20/2012) [-]
Then you're last.
The thing is, you're not competing against anyone.
It's pretty simple. We're all going in the same direction.
You're making conflict out of something that doesn't have conflict.
User avatar #162 to #161 - orsongasm (04/20/2012) [-]
That has nothing to do with anything. I want to end my life. There is no conflict there.
User avatar #163 to #162 - SyntaxError (04/20/2012) [-]
There is no conflict anywhere.
You're not competing with anyone.
Either way, why?
Why end your life?
User avatar #151 to #150 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
You're not a problem to me.
You are a good person.
User avatar #122 to #1 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
Boring and depressing. Whatevah.

How was your day?
User avatar #123 to #122 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
Well, did anything happen that you want to talk about?
And is anything bothering you that you want to discuss?

Good.
User avatar #124 to #123 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
I got an Adventure Time poster. That was pretty cool.
Yeah, a lot is bothering me, and I do want to discuss it, but if you don't that's okay. I don't HAVE to talk about it.

Have you taken any drugs?
User avatar #125 to #124 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
I do want to. Please talk to me about anything and everything you want to talk about.

Nothing that wasn't prescribed to me.
Have you?
User avatar #126 to #125 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
Elonkuu, I'm so very tired of myself.

None? What about alcohol?

Yeah, a little. I don't really do much unless someone else pays for it, though.
User avatar #127 to #126 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
What about you are you tired of?

No.

What drugs?
User avatar #128 to #127 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
Everything.

I'm so proud!

Marijuana mostly. Tobacco once.
User avatar #129 to #128 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
Go into detail, if you will.
Why are you tired of yourself?

What effect did it have on you?
User avatar #130 to #129 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
I don't want to be alive any more. I hate my personality and my looks and my life. What's not to hate?

I was a bit relaxed. It gave me a headache after my problems rushed back. As for tobacco, all it did was make me look cool.
User avatar #131 to #130 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
Really, there's nothing to hate about you. I don't know what you look like, but I assume you're underestimating your looks. You underestimate everything about yourself, really.

When did you first take it?
User avatar #132 to #131 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
You lie...

Last year, actually.
User avatar #133 to #132 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
The only thing about you that you need to work on, obviously, is your depression.
Not many people enjoy hanging around depressed people. It makes them sad as well.

Why'd you first take it?
User avatar #134 to #133 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
But you enjoy hanging around me, don't you. Don't you?

Depression.
User avatar #135 to #134 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
You probably won't believe me, but I actually do.
Maybe because I've convinced myself I can actually help you.

Did you buy it yourself?
User avatar #136 to #135 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
It has nothing to do with my sex appeal?

Yeah.
User avatar #137 to #136 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
Maybe just a little.
I've been told your cock is the best on the streets.

When was the last time you took it?
User avatar #138 to #137 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
You've been told wrong. My cock is the best in the world.

I'd say 10 weeks ago, but I'm probably wrong. Even yesterday is a little hazy.
User avatar #139 to #138 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
Never should have trusted those Asians.

Are you still at the hotel?
User avatar #140 to #139 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
So we ****** or what?

Yes ma'am.
User avatar #141 to #140 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
Do you have the XXXXL condoms?

When are you going to go home?
User avatar #102 to #1 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
That feels like a lifetime ago. I can't do it. I can't do it at all.
User avatar #103 to #102 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Relax, okay? You can do it. I know you can.
I'll help you. I promise.
User avatar #104 to #103 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I can't. You know I can't. Nothing can change that. I'm sorry, but you know it's true.
User avatar #105 to #104 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
You can, though. I really do think so.
May be it true that it won't happen overnight, and it may take a very long time, but I know we can make you happy again. Together. And we'll find you more friends, too. They'll also be there for you.

I promise, I'll do everything in my power to help you. I'm not going to leave you unless you want me to.
User avatar #106 to #105 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I just wish I would kill myself. Then I could stick with the thought that no one cares. Then I could be at peace. I know a lot of people don't like me, and I know it's my fault. I also know a few people(you) like me. I don't really know anything. I just wish I could die.
User avatar #107 to #106 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Relax.. it's okay. I promise everything'll be okay soon.
Don't worry, please. You'll be okay soon. There's nothing to worry about.

I love you. I really do. I'll take care of you, and you'll feel better.
You'll never feel this way again.
User avatar #108 to #107 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
You'll take care of me? You're too kind, person who is thousands of miles away.
I love you too, but I don't know if I can live.
I probably will feel this way again, but thank you anyways.
User avatar #109 to #108 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I know that I can't really be there for you, and I'm sorry.
But I'll do everything in my power to help you.

Just stay alive for a little while longer, please.
User avatar #110 to #109 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I'm just joking, Eleni.
You're doing more than some people less than a mile away.

I'm going to hate myself for this, but okay.
User avatar #111 to #110 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Thank you so much. I'm going to do the best I can to help you.
User avatar #112 to #111 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I know. I just hope, for your sake, that it works out.
User avatar #113 to #112 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Thank you. You're doing a huge favour for me, on your part.
User avatar #114 to #113 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Just don't worry, okay? My computer's going to die soon. I love you. Goodnight.
User avatar #115 to #114 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Be sure to get some rest tonight.
I love you too, and goodnight. Sleep well.
User avatar #116 to #115 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
BUKAKKE?!
#117 to #116 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
Only always.
Only always.
User avatar #118 to #117 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
Only Rarity can look fashionable wearing a gallon of semen.

Hi.
User avatar #120 to #119 - orsongasm (04/15/2012) [-]
Not a lot has changed since last night, so take from that what you will.

How are you? How was your day?
User avatar #121 to #120 - therealrarity (04/15/2012) [-]
I understand.. how was your day?

I'm good.
User avatar #82 to #1 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Because you've earned a rest, wouldn't you agree?
User avatar #84 to #83 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #85 to #84 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #86 to #85 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
So many people want you to be happy, including me. As long as we're friends that's not possible.
User avatar #87 to #86 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I am happy.

I want you to be happy.
User avatar #88 to #87 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Well... you shouldn't have to worry about stuff like this.
User avatar #89 to #88 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Do you have post-traumatic stress disorder?
User avatar #90 to #89 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I don't know. Maybe. Probably not.

Please, Eleni. I'm begging you, just forget about this. Forget all of this. Just talk to friends or your family, just please forget me.
User avatar #91 to #90 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I don't think you really want to be dead.
That would explain your cowardice.
User avatar #92 to #91 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
No, I don't want to be dead, I want to stop living, if that makes any sense.
User avatar #93 to #92 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, I get what you mean.
But I think that maybe you do want to be alive. Just without the pain, yeah?
User avatar #94 to #93 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, but the pain isn't going to go away. Suicide is the only way to stop this spiraling cataclysm of misery.
User avatar #95 to #94 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
How can you be sure?
User avatar #96 to #95 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I'm not. Death is the only certain thing in this world. I would rather bet on that.
User avatar #97 to #96 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Death itself is certain, but no one knows what happens after death.

What if you're more miserable than before? And you can't use suicide as an escape route?
User avatar #98 to #97 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
What does it matter to you? You won't have to worry about me if I'm dead.
User avatar #99 to #98 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
But I won't have to worry about you either if you're alive and happy.
User avatar #100 to #99 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
But I don't know if that will ever happen. If it does, it might happen long after you've left FJ.
User avatar #101 to #100 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
We can make it happen. We just need to get you more adjusted to the world again.
I know at one point in your life, you were truly happy. And we can make that happen again.
User avatar #62 to #1 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
It could be.

I think I can do it.
User avatar #63 to #62 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Do what?
User avatar #64 to #63 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I won't bother you with it. Forget I brought it up.
User avatar #65 to #64 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Are you talking about suicide?
User avatar #66 to #65 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Just ignore it. You've got more important issues.
User avatar #67 to #66 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I'm assuming this is about suicide, and I can't ignore the fact that someone's life is on the line.

I don't care if you think you can do it. You're not going to do it, no matter how much you want to. I'm not letting you.
User avatar #68 to #67 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Like I said, just forget about it okay? It's not your problem.
User avatar #69 to #68 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
It is my problem. You're my friend and I'm not letting you do this.

May I ask why you're in a hotel?
User avatar #70 to #69 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Leave it be.

I really had to get away from people, so I took a sort of vacation from society, not that I normally participate in it much. Besides, it's less messy.
#71 to #70 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Please.. please don't. I know that life is hard for you, and I know that you're depressed, and I know that you're tired of living and all of that.   
   
But please don't do this.
Please.. please don't. I know that life is hard for you, and I know that you're depressed, and I know that you're tired of living and all of that.

But please don't do this.
User avatar #72 to #71 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Just forget about it, okay? How was your day?
User avatar #74 to #73 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I regret even mentioning it. You just can't forget about it, can you?
User avatar #75 to #74 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I'm sorry..
User avatar #76 to #75 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
It's not your fault. Can you just ignore it? Please?
#77 to #76 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
What am I supposed to do?
User avatar #78 to #77 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Ignore it.
User avatar #80 to #79 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Because you should relax.
User avatar #81 to #80 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Why?
User avatar #42 to #1 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Can I ask you a question?
Do you think your life would be better if you had never met me? Please be honest.
#43 to #42 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I probably wouldn't be as sad as I am, but my life wouldn't be necessarily better.
User avatar #44 to #43 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
But it wouldn't be as bad, right?
#45 to #44 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
My life isn't bad, though.
You don't make it bad, either.

I just absolutely hate seeing young people like this.
User avatar #46 to #45 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
You know I do make it worse, though.
User avatar #47 to #46 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
You don't. Srsly.
User avatar #48 to #47 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I know you're lying, but thanks anyways.
User avatar #49 to #48 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I'm not lying.
I know I make your life worse, though.
User avatar #50 to #49 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Hahahahahaha. Oh wait, you were serious. Let me laugh even harder. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
#51 to #50 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Well then.
Well then.
User avatar #52 to #51 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Either you're saying you make my life worse to annoy me, and that's dumb, or you actually believe it, and that's sad.
#53 to #52 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I must be pretty sad then.
User avatar #54 to #53 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Don't tell me that. What on earth would make you think that?
User avatar #55 to #54 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
If I were in your position, and I had one friend who wasn't even remotely capable of helping me, I would probably be even more miserable than before.
User avatar #56 to #55 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Sorry for the late reply...

You don't make my life miserable, Eleni. You're the only person I can trust, and the only person I care about. You don't make my life in any way worse. You make it so much better.
User avatar #57 to #56 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Don't worry about it.

Well.. thank you, I guess. I know I don't help you at all, but I really do care about you. I promise I do.
User avatar #58 to #57 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I know you do.

Mouthbleeding and sweating is not a good combination.
User avatar #59 to #58 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Why is your mouth bleeding? And why are you sweating?
User avatar #60 to #59 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I'm not sure about that one. Maybe it's cut, I can't find sores though. Maybe blood is coming from my nose to my mouth. That could be a possibility, though I don't know why I would have a nosebleed.

I'm staying in a hotel, and this place is hot as **** .
User avatar #61 to #60 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Perhaps the heat could be causing the nosebleed?
User avatar #22 to #1 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Don't worry. You're no longer obliged to do whatever you wish to call what you've been doing.

So, anything new?
User avatar #23 to #22 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I was never obliged to do whatever I wish to call what I've been doing. I don't think, anyways.
But I pretty much already know how you feel, anyways. Maybe you're right.

Not particularly.
User avatar #24 to #23 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Of course I'm right. I'm always right.

Oh. Cool.
User avatar #25 to #24 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Yeah.

I guess.
User avatar #26 to #25 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Exhausted of talking to me already?
User avatar #27 to #26 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I don't really know what to discuss.
User avatar #28 to #27 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Me neither.
#29 to #28 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Do you like Pokemon?
User avatar #30 to #29 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I do. I'm guessing you do too?
User avatar #31 to #30 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I've only played Pokemon Red, but yeah, I was addicted to it at the time.
User avatar #32 to #31 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I played Silver. It was pretty fun, I suppose.

http://www.vizzed. com/play/earthbound-snes-online-super-nintendo-7828-game
I came fuzzy pickles.
#33 to #32 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I'm going to play the **** out of this game.
User avatar #34 to #33 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when you're raping ponies and one of them turns into a watermelon, then Rarity walks in with a moustache made of penises. Draw it, fagit.
#35 to #34 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Sorry it took me so long, the watermelon's purple stripe was really hard to design.
User avatar #36 to #35 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
YOU HAVE RUSTLED MY JIMMIES PRETTY DAMN HARD, ELOONKU. On a side note, I want to frame it.
#37 to #36 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Thinking it might be quality enough for the Museum of Modern Art.
User avatar #38 to #37 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Sell it to a private collector. The public doesn't deserve to beseech their gaze upon this masterpiece.
User avatar #39 to #38 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
No truer words have been spoken.

I'll be back in a few momentos.
User avatar #40 to #39 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
Okay. I'll be here.
User avatar #41 to #40 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Hay gurl.
User avatar #2 to #1 - orsongasm (04/13/2012) [-]
I'm dead.
User avatar #3 to #2 - therealrarity (04/13/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #4 to #3 - orsongasm (04/13/2012) [-]
I'm dead.
User avatar #5 to #4 - therealrarity (04/13/2012) [-]
What do you mean?
User avatar #6 to #5 - orsongasm (04/13/2012) [-]
Exactly what I said.
User avatar #7 to #6 - therealrarity (04/13/2012) [-]
But you're not dead.
User avatar #8 to #7 - orsongasm (04/13/2012) [-]
I am.
User avatar #9 to #8 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Did something happen?
User avatar #10 to #9 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
I killed myself and I am now dead.
User avatar #11 to #10 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
How am I expected to have a coherent response to that?
I don't even know what to say.
User avatar #12 to #11 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
ARE YOU NUTS?! I'M A COOOOOOOOOORPSE!

Hey.
#13 to #12 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
MAYBE JUST A LITTLE.
#15 to #14 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Hay gurl.
Are you doing okay?
User avatar #16 to #15 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
How about we talk about you? How are YOU doing?
User avatar #17 to #16 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
Well, I'm doing pretty well.
How are you, though? Are you holding up well?
User avatar #18 to #17 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
What's keeping you pretty well, hmm?
And let's not talk about me.
#19 to #18 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
You know I'm going to ask again eventually, and I can be pretty persistent. But if you don't want to talk about you right now, so be it.

As for me, I slept over my cousins' house and, for a change, engaged in physical activity (lolnotsex).
It was actually a nice change from staying in my room all day. It's made me pretty damn miserable, but I think I'm okay now.

User avatar #20 to #19 - orsongasm (04/14/2012) [-]
What exactly is there to talk about?

Amazing. I'm glad you feel so great.
User avatar #21 to #20 - therealrarity (04/14/2012) [-]
I just want to make sure you're doing okay. Not feeling any worse than before. Checking up on you and all.

Yeah, thanks.
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