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Date Signed Up:7/30/2013
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#7 - I saw the gif first and immediately thought, "Yeah, that'… 06/30/2014 on Age of Extinction reaction 0
#77 - I'm a little disturbed that Scott gave himself breasts while k… 06/25/2014 on E3 2014 0
#12 - Okalice: The scrotum is the devil's tobacco pouch! 06/25/2014 on Oldie but a goodie 0
#6 - "Thin privilege is not having your body size brought up f… 06/25/2014 on Stumbled on to this gem on... 0
#159 - Confirmation bias for the win! 06/16/2014 on Confirmation Bias -1
#264 - Being a salesperson is NOTHING like being a waiter or waitress…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Life in the US -1
#376 - landerp (06/19/2014) [-]
Ouch those red thumbs really burned deep into my soul.
#362 - landerp (06/16/2014) [-]
Calling my comparison complete shit simply because you don't understand it makes you look ignorant as fuck. Nowhere did I say that the two positions are equal in any way other than the fact that they receive additional compensation for putting in more work. Yes, some waiters and waitresses do argue over tables but it's no different than salespeople fighting over a client. I only suggested that tipping a waiter for providing good service to a customer is similar to giving a salesperson commission for making more sales. Better service = more tips; more/better sales = more commission. Believe me I've worked as a salesman and as a waiter so I kind of know what I'm talking about.
User avatar #292 - killerblue (06/16/2014) [-]
I have actually seen this happen at a few places.
#25 - The dish strainer is still sitting out, even if it's empty, yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Stop the shrinking -8
User avatar #65 - landerp (06/19/2014) [-]
Hey never mind about my previous comment I completely didn't understand your situation. I no idea that you were one of those people that happens to know everything and is an expert on all subjects from kitchen hygiene to sales and service occupations, and it is your god given right to look down on others on the internet that you think are wrong, regardless of whether or not they actually are. I now know that you're spiteful comments are not just attempts to make people feel stupid, but are also attempts to spread the vast amount of information that only you seem to know. I don't expect a response, but I really hope that next time you look in the mirror you realize that the super smart badass that you think you see is just a sad pathetic loser who has to look down on others in order to feel better about himself. Have a nice life, friend.
User avatar #28 - SkoalKing (06/10/2014) [-]
Or, ya know, wipe the kitchen after rinsing poultry.
#21 - This link might help you understand as well: Washing …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Stop the shrinking -7
User avatar #22 - Zeigh (06/10/2014) [-]
Just put your dishes away in the cupboard before preparing food.
I don't see what the issue is, you clear the area prior to preparation, that's basic hygiene.
Anyone with a kitchen, regardless of method of cleaning and drying dishes, has cupboards to store said dishes.
#25 - orkoapprentice (06/10/2014) [-]
The dish strainer is still sitting out, even if it's empty, you're spreading germs all over the damn thing. So, when you do wash dishes, you're placing them in a petri dish of whatever the fuck meat you decided to wash in the sink. How about fruit baskets? you got one of those in your kitchen? Enjoy your bacteria laced apple. Oh, and even better, every surface in your kitchen is going to be covered in the nasty stuff. So unless you REALLY want to spray clorox on every inch of your kitchen on a daily basis, or wash your hands every single time you touch the counter, don't have running water spraying on raw meat.
User avatar #65 - landerp (06/19/2014) [-]
Hey never mind about my previous comment I completely didn't understand your situation. I no idea that you were one of those people that happens to know everything and is an expert on all subjects from kitchen hygiene to sales and service occupations, and it is your god given right to look down on others on the internet that you think are wrong, regardless of whether or not they actually are. I now know that you're spiteful comments are not just attempts to make people feel stupid, but are also attempts to spread the vast amount of information that only you seem to know. I don't expect a response, but I really hope that next time you look in the mirror you realize that the super smart badass that you think you see is just a sad pathetic loser who has to look down on others in order to feel better about himself. Have a nice life, friend.
User avatar #28 - SkoalKing (06/10/2014) [-]
Or, ya know, wipe the kitchen after rinsing poultry.
#20 - Not everyone has a dishwasher, nor does everyone dry their dis…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/10/2014 on Stop the shrinking -6
User avatar #43 - minnten (06/10/2014) [-]
You're absolutely right. Not everyone dries their dishes immediately after washing. but you are a fucking retard if they aren't put away by the next time you prepare food.

What i'm getting out of this entire comment exchange is that you're a fucking retard.
#17 - Don't run bacon under running water, unless you want raw bacon…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/10/2014 on Stop the shrinking -8
User avatar #19 - Zeigh (06/10/2014) [-]
Why would you keep clean dishes within spray range of the sink...
User avatar #21 - orkoapprentice (06/10/2014) [-]
This link might help you understand as well:
drexel.edu/dontwashyourchicken/
Washing bacon under running water would have the same issues.
User avatar #22 - Zeigh (06/10/2014) [-]
Just put your dishes away in the cupboard before preparing food.
I don't see what the issue is, you clear the area prior to preparation, that's basic hygiene.
Anyone with a kitchen, regardless of method of cleaning and drying dishes, has cupboards to store said dishes.
#25 - orkoapprentice (06/10/2014) [-]
The dish strainer is still sitting out, even if it's empty, you're spreading germs all over the damn thing. So, when you do wash dishes, you're placing them in a petri dish of whatever the fuck meat you decided to wash in the sink. How about fruit baskets? you got one of those in your kitchen? Enjoy your bacteria laced apple. Oh, and even better, every surface in your kitchen is going to be covered in the nasty stuff. So unless you REALLY want to spray clorox on every inch of your kitchen on a daily basis, or wash your hands every single time you touch the counter, don't have running water spraying on raw meat.
User avatar #65 - landerp (06/19/2014) [-]
Hey never mind about my previous comment I completely didn't understand your situation. I no idea that you were one of those people that happens to know everything and is an expert on all subjects from kitchen hygiene to sales and service occupations, and it is your god given right to look down on others on the internet that you think are wrong, regardless of whether or not they actually are. I now know that you're spiteful comments are not just attempts to make people feel stupid, but are also attempts to spread the vast amount of information that only you seem to know. I don't expect a response, but I really hope that next time you look in the mirror you realize that the super smart badass that you think you see is just a sad pathetic loser who has to look down on others in order to feel better about himself. Have a nice life, friend.
User avatar #28 - SkoalKing (06/10/2014) [-]
Or, ya know, wipe the kitchen after rinsing poultry.
User avatar #20 - orkoapprentice (06/10/2014) [-]
Not everyone has a dishwasher, nor does everyone dry their dishes immediately after washing them in the sink.
User avatar #43 - minnten (06/10/2014) [-]
You're absolutely right. Not everyone dries their dishes immediately after washing. but you are a fucking retard if they aren't put away by the next time you prepare food.

What i'm getting out of this entire comment exchange is that you're a fucking retard.
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